Welcome back, you absolute deal-goblins.

Black Friday has returned, and with it comes:

• Deals hotter than a datacenter without AC
• Memes flying at 10Gbps
• Your annual reminder that “I totally don’t need another VPS” is a lie you tell yourself

Providers: Dump your absolute madness here.
Buyers: Prepare to lose control of your budget.
Everyone: Enjoy.

Like always, price limits are suspended until December 1st, so bring whatever forbidden deals you've been hiding.

And presiding over the mayhem this year is our returning MC, @AuroraZero, who claims he’s “even less supervised than last year.” He also wanted me to inform you all that pants are optional for this party.

Disclaimer:

• This thread may contain:
  👉 excessive sarcasm
  👉 unpredictable gif storms
  👉 dangerously good offers
  👉 questionable decision-making

• May cause increased server hoarding behavior.

• Not recommended for adults who dislike humor or excitement.
• No Karens were harmed in the making of this thread… yet.

Rules:

1. No nudity
2. No flaming providers or their offers
3. Meme responsibly
4. If you buy more than 10 servers, hydrate