@VirMach As a beta tester, I'd like to report that OKC's internet connection seems to be experiencing a number of issues. First, the most notable issue is being unable to connect to 8.8.8.8/8.8.4.4, which causes domain name resolution issues. Fortunately, 1.1.1.1 is still available.
Second, connectivity is failing at multiple locations around the world.
Third, available bandwidth seems to have decreased significantly. Using LibreSpeed, I found that bandwidth has dropped from over 600Mbps initially to around 12Mbps currently.
@somik said: how come you dont even have a signature?
'Cos he is Senpai: says it all.
(Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@somik said: Which begs the question, how come you dont even have a signature?
Meh ... Just never have. Not on my email either. Or my work email. My phone adds "Sent from my mobile" and I almost removed it until I realized it explained all my typos because they make the fonts on these things so damn small.
@AlwaysSkint said: (Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
Tell 'em I loaned you a line of my sig since I'm not using it. ;-)
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@AlwaysSkint said: (Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
Tell 'em I loaned you a line of my sig since I'm not using it. ;-)
I think you might need a few more lines...
Fair enough. It's for a good cause. I official authorize @AlwaysSkint to borrow both my signature lines until such time as I am able to demonstrate a need for them.
Please add Would've = 'Would have' to you list. I get so tired of seeing people type 'would of'
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You can't make this thing up!
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@jcn50 IT'S BACK! IT IS BACK. SJC IS BACK.
for everyone else; SJC appears to be back online after 21 hours and change of downtime.
wooooooooohooooooooo
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
SJC is now UP
Downtime: 21 hr 55 min
up now..
My VM on AMSD025 still down, now 23d 16hr ... (AMSD018 "only" 10d 16hr) ... 🤷♂️
Still haven't rolled over to a "month"?
Hope @VirMach gives you "free" 2 months to cover the downtime!
I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.
@VirMach As a beta tester, I'd like to report that OKC's internet connection seems to be experiencing a number of issues. First, the most notable issue is being unable to connect to 8.8.8.8/8.8.4.4, which causes domain name resolution issues. Fortunately, 1.1.1.1 is still available.
Second, connectivity is failing at multiple locations around the world.
Third, available bandwidth seems to have decreased significantly. Using LibreSpeed, I found that bandwidth has dropped from over 600Mbps initially to around 12Mbps currently.
Have fun in OKC.
After 8 days of downtime~. No compensation?..
LAX1Z020is still down since 25 AUG 2025 (11~ days). I can see from the others that some servers in Amsterdam and Chicago are down too.💩 VirCrap 💩
Each day when I wake up:

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LAX1Z020 seems down for 10days +
That signature is> @jcn50 said:
Just because your signature seems to be growing I thought it might be worth a mention:
Signatures No more than 2 lines for general users.Which begs the question, how come you dont even have a signature?
I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.
'Cos he is Senpai: says it all.
(Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Meh ... Just never have. Not on my email either. Or my work email. My phone adds "Sent from my mobile" and I almost removed it until I realized it explained all my typos because they make the fonts on these things so damn small.
Tell 'em I loaned you a line of my sig since I'm not using it. ;-)
I got a touch more creative.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I think you might need a few more lines...
I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.
Fair enough. It's for a good cause. I official authorize @AlwaysSkint to borrow both my signature lines until such time as I am able to demonstrate a need for them.
Please add Would've = 'Would have' to you list. I get so tired of seeing people type 'would of'
Good evening
any update
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
These 2 posts go quite well together... I read them as 1 post
I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.
LAX1Z020is going up & down for the last 3 hours. Before anyone gives me his explanation, I can provide one suggestion: "the server is coughing"🤡.💩 VirCrap 💩
@VirMach
LAX-A006 ; LAX-A012 = internet up/down for more than 6 hours (repeatedly)
If it stays up for more then 4 hours, contact your local doctor immediately
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Whats going on in LA?
Free NAT KVM | Free NAT LXC
Los Angeles seems a bit unstable, with multiple network timeouts. Including the gateway.
Completely unusable~
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Yes, I've been down repeatedly all day long.
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