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Your server and node are currently offline. We recommend starting with a server reboot, which often resolves temporary issues. If this does not help, a network reconfiguration might be necessary. Additionally, please log in to your VPS control panel to check server status or review any recent changes. If the problem continues, it might require further investigation by a network specialist.
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It's been almost half a year.
Don't tell me about these offline services. Are they all going to be migrated to Japan in the end?
@JoeMerit said: @edenten if you had a San Jose server, he apparently took them all to Los Angeles and he needs to assign new IPs to them so that they'll work.
Almost half a year has passed. Got across by swimming?
Don't tell me about these offline services. Are they all going to be migrated to Japan in the end?
They are on the top of a turtle at the moment, slowly swimming to Japan! Most of the time the turtle is underwater so Starlink can't connect (don't you dare say that VirCrap is at fault here!).
Almost half a year has passed. Got across by swimming?
Don't you like the hope story???... Remember: VirCrap didn't deadpool! Just buy more services across different locations to shuffle your uptime (=offline) probability, so that you can join the supporters' bucket!
1.5L of chemical flan is ready. Excuse the mess, some glass containers went missing.
Isn't flan just egg pudding? How many eggs went into that batch?
If you want information, feign ignorance reply with the wrong answer. Internet people will correct you ASAP!
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If you want information, feign ignorance reply with the wrong answer. Internet people will correct you ASAP!
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
Why on earth did I think that was a uterus and fallopian tubes?
Your subconscious is speaking to you. Let your wife/girlfriend/mistress/partner know that you want some children asap.
If you want information, feign ignorance reply with the wrong answer. Internet people will correct you ASAP!
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@WSS said:
Instant flan? Jesus, I thought we had awful shit food here in America.
It's imported from USA.
USA, or Mexico?
Sir, I know geography.
Anyway I was wrong.
It's made in Peru and exported to USA, Panama, Bolivia and Italy. Despite people in my region don't like this kind of flan because it contains too much sugar and chemicals, I love it.
But I should stop consuming it. There was a reason my parents only gave me this stuff a couple of times a year.
@imok said:
It's made in Peru and exported to USA, Panama, Bolivia and Italy. Despite people in my region don't like this kind of flan because it contains too much sugar and chemicals, I love it.
'muricans are well used to that with steroid infused meat and fortified milk! Just look what it does to a large proportion of voters.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
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Do we have a group photo with @vortexnode?
Main Server IP: Offline
Node Server: Offline
While you wait for a support agent, here's a suggested solution.
AI
Your server and node are currently offline. We recommend starting with a server reboot, which often resolves temporary issues. If this does not help, a network reconfiguration might be necessary. Additionally, please log in to your VPS control panel to check server status or review any recent changes. If the problem continues, it might require further investigation by a network specialist.
This is an AI response. It may not always be correct. If it resolves your issues, please close the ticket.
Please wait for a staff reply. If you need to add more information, you may have to close this ticket and start over. Otherwise we have already received your previous message and have already flagged your ticket to the correct department for a response. Further replies at this point would only delay resolution.
It's been almost half a year.
Don't tell me about these offline services. Are they all going to be migrated to Japan in the end?
@edenten if you had a San Jose server, he apparently took them all to Los Angeles and he needs to assign new IPs to them so that they'll work.
Almost half a year has passed. Got across by swimming?
Don't forget to renew!
They are on the top of a turtle at the moment, slowly swimming to Japan! Most of the time the turtle is underwater so Starlink can't connect (don't you dare say that VirCrap is at fault here!).
Don't you like the hope story???... Remember: VirCrap didn't deadpool! Just buy more services across different locations to shuffle your uptime (=offline) probability, so that you can join the supporters' bucket!
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Just renewed my storage server for another 3 months.
I hope it does not die.
It has been performing incredibly well despite being HDD.
No. I know Chris Miller, but I've not met the other two.
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1.5L of chemical flan is ready. Excuse the mess, some glass containers went missing.
A bunch of different spec VPSes gathered together on flan-css style monitoring page!
I hope everyone gets the servers they want!
I found this video of flan being prepared for @imok :
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/1riw0do/a_giant_perfect_flan/
Oh that looks very tasty!
Isn't flan just egg pudding? How many eggs went into that batch?
If you want information, feign ignorance reply with the wrong answer. Internet people will correct you ASAP!
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
Guess what?
Did VirMach renew with his upstream provider?
Anyone placing bets?
In VirMach we trust
If you want information, feign ignorance reply with the wrong answer. Internet people will correct you ASAP!
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
Absolutely none. I use the stuff that comes in a packet/sachet.
Gemini says it's not called "flan" but "custard jelly". Is that right?
Maybe.
Why on earth did I think that was a uterus and fallopian tubes?
Dehydrated eggs... No thanks! Only fresh eggs please!
Custard jelly is not a bad way to describe it...
Your subconscious is speaking to you. Let your wife/girlfriend/mistress/partner know that you want some children asap.
If you want information, feign ignorance reply with the wrong answer. Internet people will correct you ASAP!
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
^ Back to shit again!
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
My apologies Mr. Skint.
I don't know why I thought the thread was titled "Virmach - Complain - Moan - Praise - Flan". Maybe it changed at some point?
Anyway, I deeply understand your concerns but it'll certainly happen again.
Not much else to talk about here, besides @jcn50
Coming back here: are we talking about a specific provider? Is this about something previously wrote in this thread? I just can't remember.
Instant flan? Jesus, I thought we had awful shit food here in America.
My pronouns are like/subscribe.
It's imported from USA.
Pretty sure the park is still closed unless you're going to/from Cooke City.
USA, or Mexico?
My pronouns are like/subscribe.
Sir, I know geography.
Anyway I was wrong.
It's made in Peru and exported to USA, Panama, Bolivia and Italy. Despite people in my region don't like this kind of flan because it contains too much sugar and chemicals, I love it.
But I should stop consuming it. There was a reason my parents only gave me this stuff a couple of times a year.
I wish Peru export server hardware instead of flan.
I thought that said SIN AZUCAR or ALTO EN AZUCAR?
My pronouns are like/subscribe.
Image is still there, I can see it.
It says ALTO EN AZÚCAR (high in sugar). It's mostly sugars.
Shit, I was reading that as "STOP SUGAR"
My pronouns are like/subscribe.
'muricans are well used to that with steroid infused meat and fortified milk! Just look what it does to a large proportion of voters.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Uh, "Made in Peru" on the packaging ( https://www.amzn.com/B0CRK2Z3PL ). Wait, why I am even responding to this?