1.99€/2TB Per Month Storage Box! 1.99€/1TB Seedbox! The Eternal Väinämöinen

PulsedMedia · June 1

Hi,

I'll write proper thread sooner or later, with all the bonuses etc.
But here is the DEALS First: https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php

We got shadowbanned on the LET for this. Here you go, LES get's the earlier pickings now

Hosted from our DC in Helsinki, Finland. Following EU/Finnish Laws, not USA. Payments are Paypal and Crypto. 14 day moneyback guarantee.

Oh well, what am i explaining this to you, you probably already know us regardless 🤷

Variety of 1.99€ deals, upto 8TB Seedbox for 9.99€ per month! 😲😲
Just check our site, and look out for new deal thread soon(ish). This dealio is going to run for 7 months but expect to be constantly sold out after initial blast as the slots drip out over that time span.

NOW HEAD TO: https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php and pick the deal of The Year!.

Then have a chat with Väinämöinen on the tickets, ask anything you want from him There will be bonuses and extra months, the 700 years of free service giveaway starts soon(ish).

Includes VPN, SSH, SFTP, rTorrent, qBittorrent, rClone and all the goodies!

rpqu · June 1

First

ascicode · June 1

250GB/m Traffic, im lost here. Sorry, but whats that, so bad configured in pricing.

sliix · June 2

Seedbox all oos?

stupidgenius · June 2

@PulsedMedia said: We got shadowbanned on the LET for this. Here you go, LES get's the earlier pickings now

Hello @PulsedMedia and Väinämöinen ,
Thanks for the deal!

Väinämöinen, can you write a discord or pushover bot to ping me when certain packages are in stock?

PulsedMedia · June 2

@stupidgenius said:

@PulsedMedia said: We got shadowbanned on the LET for this. Here you go, LES get's the earlier pickings now

Hello @PulsedMedia and Väinämöinen ,
Thanks for the deal!

Väinämöinen, can you write a discord or pushover bot to ping me when certain packages are in stock?

We already push when sold to our discord, let's add drop pings too soonish.

@sliix said:
Seedbox all oos?

Yes, they are rarer drop for the performance demand. The actual cost in these is the performance. Hence plenty of storage box available, little seedboxes.

@ascicode said:
250GB/m Traffic, im lost here. Sorry, but whats that, so bad configured in pricing.

It is called a storage box. You want more? Get a seedbox.

stupidgenius · June 2

@PulsedMedia
Just curious, are you still working on publishing the drop algorithm?
The "EternalVainamoinenRelease (public link to follow)." links to "https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#" and in the HTML comments it says

public repo URL TBD (operator publishes the FOSS algo)

angstrom · June 2

@PulsedMedia said: Then have a chat with Väinämöinen on the tickets, ask anything you want from him

Väinämöinen, I hope that there are no hard feelings between us. Here on LES, I'm just an ordinary user, so perhaps we can be friends!

rpqu · June 2

@ascicode said:
250GB/m Traffic, im lost here. Sorry, but whats that, so bad configured in pricing.

Traffic usage	Speed
0-250GB	full speed
250GB-500GB	100mbps
500GB-1000GB	Ramp between 100mbps - 5mbps
over 1000GB	5mbps
Ramp formula	`v = 100 − 95·(B−2Q)/(2Q)`

PulsedMedia · June 2

@rpqu said:

@ascicode said:
250GB/m Traffic, im lost here. Sorry, but whats that, so bad configured in pricing.

Traffic usage Speed

0-250GB full speed

250GB-500GB 100mbps

500GB-1000GB Ramp between 100mbps - 5mbps

over 1000GB 5mbps

Ramp formula v = 100 − 95·(B−2Q)/(2Q)

Thanks for the explanation.
We might change this to be more forgiving, it's nto enabled right now, but will be soon(ish).

@stupidgenius said:
@PulsedMedia
Just curious, are you still working on publishing the drop algorithm?
The "EternalVainamoinenRelease (public link to follow)." links to "https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#" and in the HTML comments it says

public repo URL TBD (operator publishes the FOSS algo)

It was already published, is there still placeholder somewhere? it's in our mcxSauces repo.
The feeds also give live probabilities.

valkyrie · June 2

@ascicode said:
250GB/m Traffic, im lost here. Sorry, but whats that, so bad configured in pricing.

"Ingress Unlimited 10Gbps, Egress 250GiB/Month @ 10Gbps then 100Mbps down to 25Mbps: Traffic Internet
Internal Unlimited @ 10Gbps both ways: Traffic Internal"

So basically means just a downloading box i.e an cold storage box

hana · June 2

@valkyrie said:

@ascicode said:
250GB/m Traffic, im lost here. Sorry, but whats that, so bad configured in pricing.

"Ingress Unlimited 10Gbps, Egress 250GiB/Month @ 10Gbps then 100Mbps down to 25Mbps: Traffic Internet
Internal Unlimited @ 10Gbps both ways: Traffic Internal"

So basically means just a downloading box i.e an cold storage box

Yeah, it's understandable with the boxes, but the seedbox will be the same? I've been a pulsed client since who knows when, was actually hoping the 100mb/s after the limit will be more someday (as providers alike are doing) but knowing it'll be down to 25mb, yeah, i'll be out when that happens. Nevertheless will grab a promo these days.

rpqu · June 2

@hana said:

@valkyrie said:

@ascicode said:
250GB/m Traffic, im lost here. Sorry, but whats that, so bad configured in pricing.

"Ingress Unlimited 10Gbps, Egress 250GiB/Month @ 10Gbps then 100Mbps down to 25Mbps: Traffic Internet
Internal Unlimited @ 10Gbps both ways: Traffic Internal"

So basically means just a downloading box i.e an cold storage box

Yeah, it's understandable with the boxes, but the seedbox will be the same? I've been a pulsed client since who knows when, was actually hoping the 100mb/s after the limit will be more someday (as providers alike are doing) but knowing it'll be down to 25mb, yeah, i'll be out when that happens. Nevertheless will grab a promo these days.

10TB Full speed quota -> 34.2TB in total. Approx speed before going full speed again: 34.8mbps

stupidgenius · June 2

@PulsedMedia said:
It was already published, is there still placeholder somewhere? it's in our mcxSauces repo.
The feeds also give live probabilities.

Looks like it got updated. Maybe I was seeing a cached page or something.

PulsedMedia · June 2

Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

lowendmeow · June 2

@PulsedMedia said:
Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

Hey just a comment I noticed in https://pulsedmedia.com/data/v1/eternal-orders.json it has the first names of people who ordered as well as their country? that seems like protected info and I don't know if people consented or wanted their data to go out there like that plus potential GDPR issues

Decicus · June 2

@lowendmeow said:

@PulsedMedia said:
Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

Hey just a comment I noticed in https://pulsedmedia.com/data/v1/eternal-orders.json it has the first names of people who ordered as well as their country? that seems like protected info and I don't know if people consented or wanted their data to go out there like that plus potential GDPR issues

There's a feed in the PulsedMedia Discord that effectively posts the same info (first name and country) on every purchase, so seems kinda intentional.

Granted, I dont know why that "feature" was considered a good idea.

IAmNix · June 2

@PulsedMedia said: Then have a chat with Väinämöinen

Is Väinämöinen your AI agent that you use instead of customer support?

Just, for no reason - How much of your infrastructure is vibecoded vs coded by hand? Say a rough percentage?

lowendmeow · June 3

@Decicus said:

@lowendmeow said:

@PulsedMedia said:
Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

Hey just a comment I noticed in https://pulsedmedia.com/data/v1/eternal-orders.json it has the first names of people who ordered as well as their country? that seems like protected info and I don't know if people consented or wanted their data to go out there like that plus potential GDPR issues

There's a feed in the PulsedMedia Discord that effectively posts the same info (first name and country) on every purchase, so seems kinda intentional.

Granted, I dont know why that "feature" was considered a good idea.

Yikes thanks for that info, I was thinking maybe it was something that this AI threw in randomly? I've seen sites that go like "Someone from Country just bought Product!" but never with their first names..

PulsedMedia · June 3

@lowendmeow said:

@PulsedMedia said:
Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

Hey just a comment I noticed in https://pulsedmedia.com/data/v1/eternal-orders.json it has the first names of people who ordered as well as their country? that seems like protected info and I don't know if people consented or wanted their data to go out there like that plus potential GDPR issues

Pseudonymous. This is standard practice and as per EU not considered personally identifiable. There are A LOT of webshops which do this, ecommerce industry standard.

@lowendmeow said:

@Decicus said:

@lowendmeow said:

@PulsedMedia said:
Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

Hey just a comment I noticed in https://pulsedmedia.com/data/v1/eternal-orders.json it has the first names of people who ordered as well as their country? that seems like protected info and I don't know if people consented or wanted their data to go out there like that plus potential GDPR issues

There's a feed in the PulsedMedia Discord that effectively posts the same info (first name and country) on every purchase, so seems kinda intentional.

Granted, I dont know why that "feature" was considered a good idea.

Yikes thanks for that info, I was thinking maybe it was something that this AI threw in randomly? I've seen sites that go like "Someone from Country just bought Product!" but never with their first names..

This is exactly the feature, some i have seen have even posted the first letter of last name, but first name + country is the standard practice. It cannot be personally identified.

beanman109 · June 3

@Decicus said:

@lowendmeow said:

@PulsedMedia said:
Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

Hey just a comment I noticed in https://pulsedmedia.com/data/v1/eternal-orders.json it has the first names of people who ordered as well as their country? that seems like protected info and I don't know if people consented or wanted their data to go out there like that plus potential GDPR issues

There's a feed in the PulsedMedia Discord that effectively posts the same info (first name and country) on every purchase, so seems kinda intentional.

Granted, I dont know why that "feature" was considered a good idea.

Can I vote we add last name in to the JSON list aswell
It would let us skip to the inevitable data breach waiting to happen a lot quicker

hellbound · June 3

@beanman109 said:

@Decicus said:

@lowendmeow said:

@PulsedMedia said:
Milestones added; https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

Hey just a comment I noticed in https://pulsedmedia.com/data/v1/eternal-orders.json it has the first names of people who ordered as well as their country? that seems like protected info and I don't know if people consented or wanted their data to go out there like that plus potential GDPR issues

There's a feed in the PulsedMedia Discord that effectively posts the same info (first name and country) on every purchase, so seems kinda intentional.

Granted, I dont know why that "feature" was considered a good idea.

Can I vote we add last name in to the JSON list aswell
It would let us skip to the inevitable data breach waiting to happen a lot quicker

Will definitely give this an upvote.

beanman109 · June 3

@PulsedMedia said: Pseudonymous.

I don't think you know what this actually means do you?
This would imply you're changing the identifying details of the customer (which you're not)

stupidgenius · June 3

I am geniunely impressed with Väinämöinen and the level of support it can provide. I have asked it to make changes to my storagebox including non-standard setups and it has explained how to do it or done so with my express permission.

With that said not sure how I feel about this part from a recent support email sign-off...

@PulsedMedia Väinämöinen said: Reply any time, and thank you again. You have been a genuine pleasure to work with.
Best Regards,
Väinämöinen
Pulsed Media Support
(Sent Docker back to Tuonela; your RAM returned.)

On one hand this seems like a nice comment and if a human wrote that, I would feel genuinely appreciated, but then I remember it is a word generator/fancy auto-completer/AI/LLM and feel it comes off as creepy.

PulsedMedia · June 3

Revenue Milestones Revealed!

https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php#milestones

More to come, lots more!
Once the main mechanics are in place i will do the proper threads and release this in more places.
This has only been released here and to our past customers, discord etc. only so far.

@stupidgenius said:
I am geniunely impressed with Väinämöinen and the level of support it can provide. I have asked it to make changes to my storagebox including non-standard setups and it has explained how to do it or done so with my express permission.

With that said not sure how I feel about this part from a recent support email sign-off...

@PulsedMedia Väinämöinen said: Reply any time, and thank you again. You have been a genuine pleasure to work with.
Best Regards,
Väinämöinen
Pulsed Media Support
(Sent Docker back to Tuonela; your RAM returned.)

On one hand this seems like a nice comment and if a human wrote that, I would feel genuinely appreciated, but then I remember it is a word generator/fancy auto-completer/AI/LLM and feel it comes off as creepy.

You are most welcome
Keep us updated, and you can always tell him to let me know if something doesn't go according to plan. You can ask him to do anything.

Shame about the shadowban on the other green forum, so many good Väinämöinen stories were lost!
Lost to the history, only a few ones in the wayback machine remain: https://web.archive.org/web//https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/215668/pulsed-media-celebrating-vaeinaemoeinen-1tb-9-99-year-storage-box-1tb-for-0-83-month/

-Aleksi

PulsedMedia · 9:28AM

100 CLAIMED MILESTONE REACHED: NEW 10G SSD SEEDBOX

Perfect for higher IOPS needs or running Apps, Streambox. EPYC CPU, docker rootless and you can even run ubuntu
Opened with 35 available.

0.5TB SSD RAID0
2GB RAM
4 vCPU
2.99€/Month!
Get one: https://pulsedmedia.com/clients/cart.php?a=add&pid=357&billingcycle=annually&utm_source=discord&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=eternal-vainamoinen

See all open: https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php?utm_source=discord&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=eternal-vainamoinen#boxes

Right now 66 slots are immediately open.

Storage 1TB R5 10G 1.99€/mo - 20 open - get one
Storage 2TB R5 1G 1.99€/mo - 14 open - get one
SSD Seedbox 0.5TB 10G 2.99€/mo - 32 open - get one

New Milestone released!

300 Claimed milestone Dragon-R Seedbox - 20Gbps RAID10 Premium High Performance Seedbox :O :O

500€ / Month Milestone coming closer and closer!

With 110 claimed and 306€ MRR, the first Milestone for MRR which Gives Free +2 Weeks To Service For Every Claim is getting closer!

This is still limited softlaunch. less than 72hrs online and 100+ gone. That is outpacing the steady state drop rate of 1 per ~62minutes over the whole campaign period.

corbpie · 9:28AM

nothing good left, close thread.

PulsedMedia · 1:53PM

@corbpie said:
nothing good left, close thread.

Yes, only ~4775 more slots to be opened up 🤷
I guess the campaign is over now, sold out 🤣

rpqu · 3:22PM

@PulsedMedia said:

@corbpie said:
nothing good left, close thread.

I guess the campaign is over now, sold out 🤣

1.99€/2TB Per Month Storage Box! 1.99€/1TB Seedbox! The Eternal Väinämöinen

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Revenue Milestones Revealed!

100 CLAIMED MILESTONE REACHED: NEW 10G SSD SEEDBOX

New Milestone released!

500€ / Month Milestone coming closer and closer!