[2022] ★ VirMach ★ RYZEN ★ NVMe ★★ The Epic Sales Offer Thread ★★

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @FAT32 said:

    @VirMach said:
    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    Just kidding, old VirMach would probably just bring up how that sucks but we don't want to play favorites and I'd want to refund him/make an exception. New VirMach decided to use it as an opportunity to act silly since that's probably understood by now and Jab has been around for several years.

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  • @VirMach said:
    Not on list but we have so many extra IPv4 we can sell NAT plans with dedicated IPv4 temporarily and no time limit on switching it over on our end.

    Holy shit please no, you will get so many support tickets + chargebacks + IPs blacklisted/blocked on GFW - totally not worth it imho.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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  • @Jab said: VirBot I trust in you.

    1vCPU
    128MB
    5GB HDD
    no ip, vnc access only
    50 GB @ 100 Mbps
    $0.70/y
    :grin:

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Old formula $84.50 but I'm reworking it.

  • VirMach said:
    I'm answering this based on specific amounts given and not what's actually incrementally possible (possibly.) Doing 250GB @ 1Gbps.

    Okay on the old formula this is $54.50 per 2 years + $10 one-time setup.

    Honestly that's already a good deal (2 ryzen core on JP) for me, but waiting for the new formula.

  • btw, why do i get reminded of

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @Flying_Chinaman said: Cron is primitive & low, suggest Celery or Apache Airflow for scheduling scripts

    I'm on the phone with WHMCS and discussing with them how they should consider recoding their entire system. I'm hearing a dial tone, what does that mean?

  • edited October 2022

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Old formula $84.50 but I'm reworking it.

    Holy shit moly, do we have a deal?

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • Anyone seen @vyas lately? Transfer available, allegedly. :o

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    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    Anyone seen @vyas lately? Transfer available, allegedly. :o

    he is around.

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited October 2022

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Old formula $84.50 but I'm reworking it.

    Holy shit moly, do we have a deal?

    I'm very curious in understanding how you value this as a great deal but with 1TB HDD on the other one you thought it was only worth $125. Otherwise it'll throw everything off and make it difficult to reach a conclusion to this "project"

    Maybe it was the extra RAM and BW you valued less. Or CPU and disk you value more?

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @VirMach said: 8GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    4 vCore Ryzen CPU
    8TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    $80/2YR

    I'm using this one as the "baseline" for calibrating the two formulas together and to try to get new formula to come down lower.

    Old formula: $123.25
    New formula: $101

    Now let's try the others.

    @VirMach said: 2048MB DDR4 RAM
    20GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /112 IPv6
    $25/2YR or $15/1YR

    Old formula: $29.25
    New formula: $31.00

    @VirMach said: 6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    Old formula: $133.25 + $10
    New formula: $118.50 + $10

    @VirMach said: 7GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    6TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4

    Old formula: $102.75
    New formula: $84

    5GB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    2TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    $80/2YR

    Old formula: $59.75
    New formula: $54

    @Jab okay I made it worse.

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 100$ / 2 years + 10$ one time Tokyo fine

    Focusing on this now versus your $125 version that came out at $150.
    And then Jab and the other one.

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited October 2022

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Old formula $84.50 but I'm reworking it.

    This one is $66 new formula trying to make it closer to $100 without ruining everything else.

  • WOOOAH, so in a long run looks like I helped this time and almost everyone get better prices.

    Shocking, but HA!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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  • @VirMach said:

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Old formula $84.50 but I'm reworking it.

    This one is $66 new formula trying to make it closer to $100 without ruining everything else.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Let it be $66, love thy neighbor!!!

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • edited October 2022

    are you using same formula for all locations? Japan should be much expensive than US/EU (not only +fee) since it's the most wanted & problematic location @VirMach.

  • Hope after this BF, I could migrate my varied JP VPS, GreenCloud, AWS Lightsail, Linode into the single one.

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • edited October 2022

    @netrix said:
    are you using same formula for all locations? Japan should be much expensive than US/EU (not only +fee) since it's the most wanted & problematic location @VirMach.

    Only when it comes to bandwidth, but the unstable genius already charged setup fee

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • edited October 2022

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    It's morning now. Wow, my my~ He should have fainted.

    Okay he fainted. Until next day

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • edited October 2022

    128GB DDR4 RAM
    4TB NVMe SSD
    12 vCore EPYC CPU
    200TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /56 IPv6
    $1999/2YR
    Priority support. Support personnel is not allowed to sleep. Tickets are sent to them via electrical shock.

    512GB DDR4 RAM
    16TB NVMe SSD
    4 vCore EPYC CPU
    500TB @ 1Gbps
    2x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $19999/2YR
    Special for @Nekki . Comes with escort service once every three months.

    2GB DDR4 RAM
    45GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore EPYC CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $18.88/2YR
    Rerun of the 2020 $8.88 plan.

    6GB DDR4 RAM
    66GB NVMe SSD
    6 vCore EPYC CPU
    6TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $66/2YR
    Rerun of the GreenCloud 6666 plan.

    32MB DDR4 RAM
    333MB NVMe SSD
    0.3 vCore EPYC CPU
    3GB @ 1Gbps
    0x IPv4 & 3x /64 IPv6
    $3/2YR
    Special for @skorupion .

    0TB DDR4 RAM
    0TB NVMe SSD
    0 vCore EPYC CPU
    0TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & 1x /64 IPv6
    $0/2YR
    Special for @Otus9051 and @ehab . IPv4 is in 10.0.0.0/8 range. It will not turn on. You can only look at it in WHMCS.

    HostBrr aff best VPS; VirmAche aff worst VPS.
    Unable to push-up due to shoulder injury 😣

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    New formula for @Jab $80 achieved.
    New formula for @Flying_Chinaman is $98 hoping you're a little less excited here but still within $100.

    Now let's see how it looks for everyone else.

    @kuroneko23 went from $65.75 which was close to $58 requested to $75. Tweaking it some more and it's $67.

    This makes @Jab $72 which still works out to $45 for annual which is a success.

    Makes @Flying_Chinaman only $86. And his older request $140.50 which is closer to original/halfway point.

    @netrix said: 2048MB DDR4 RAM
    7GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    500GB @ 10Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /128 IPv6
    $20/2YR or $15/1YR

    This one is $36.35 on newer formula, but $26.45 on old so clearly a bigger problem.

    Makes @netrix

    @storm said:
    8GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    4 vCore Ryzen CPU
    8TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    $80/2YR
    B)

    And this one $141 so I've basically solved no problem and on average made it worse. Let's try again.

    New new new new new formula makes this one $117.

    Makes @Jab $40.63 a year.

    Makes original @Flying_Chinaman $130.50 okay so far good.

    Makes new @Flying_Chinaman $84 okay he's happy.

    Makes @kuroneko23 go to $62.50 so very good.

    @netrix said: 2048MB DDR4 RAM
    7GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    500GB @ 10Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /128 IPv6
    $20/2YR or $15/1YR

    Old formula was $26.46
    New formula $33.25

    I don't know if I did it on the old new one or not.

    Moment of truth....

    @VirMach said: 2048MB DDR4 RAM
    20GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /112 IPv6
    $25/2YR or $15/1YR

    $35 new formula. Damn it.

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @netrix said:
    are you using same formula for all locations? Japan should be much expensive than US/EU (not only +fee) since it's the most wanted & problematic location @VirMach.

    If I took Japan out it'd solve 99% of our problems and I'm not talking about just this formula.

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited October 2022

    @yoursunny said:

    Okay very interesting. Working on this now. It's actually what I wanted to see because I want to know how it could be broken, so it's perfect.

  • @VirMach said: If I took Japan out it'd solve 99% of our problems and I'm not talking about just this formula.

    What did I tell ya, right at the beginning of this sorry saga? :p :bleep_bloop:

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • @yoursunny said: Priority support. Support personnel is not allowed to sleep. Tickets are sent to them via electrical shock.

    @yoursunny said: IPv4 is in 10.0.0.0/8 range. It will not turn on. You can only look at it in WHMCS.

    lmao :p

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    First let's see how each formula does on all these then I'll do formula V3 to try to get close to all these while also maintaining everything else. All are obviously Ryzen and not Epyc and a lot of these RAM amounts and such are theoretical and oversold.

    200TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /56 IPv6
    128GB DDR4 RAM
    12 vCore EPYC CPU
    4TB NVMe SSD
    $1999/2YR
    Priority support. Support personnel is not allowed to sleep. Tickets are sent to them via electrical shock.

    Old: $1737.25
    New: $1616

    500TB @ 1Gbps
    2x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    512GB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCore EPYC CPU
    16TB NVMe SSD
    $19999/2YR
    Special for @Nekki . Comes with escort service once every three months.

    Old: $5,461.25
    New: $5,432.00

    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    2GB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCore EPYC CPU
    45GB NVMe SSD
    $18.88/2YR
    Rerun of the 2019 $8.88 plan.

    Old: $41.75
    New: $42.25

    6TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    6GB DDR4 RAM
    6 vCore EPYC CPU
    66GB NVMe SSD
    $66/2YR
    Rerun of the GreenCloud 6666 plan.

    Old: $116.85
    New: $105.30

    3GB @ 1Gbps
    0x IPv4 & 3x /64 IPv6
    32MB DDR4 RAM
    0.3 vCore EPYC CPU
    333MB NVMe SSD
    $3/2YR
    Special for @skorupion .

    Old: -$3.52 (we pay him)
    New: $2.08

    0TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & 1x /64 IPv6
    0TB DDR4 RAM
    0 vCore EPYC CPU
    0TB NVMe SSD
    $0/2YR
    Special for @Otus9051 and @ehab . IPv4 is in 10...* range. It will not turn on. You can only look at it in WHMCS.

    Old: $5.25 or -$6.75 private IP
    New: $12 or $0 private IP


    Bonus, let's see which one does better with @yoursunny Specials.

    1GB RAM
    Up to 15GB SSD
    1 vCore CPU
    500GB @ 1Gbps
    1 NAT* IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Target price: $12

    Old with IPv4: $14.22
    Old without IPv4: $6.72
    New with IPv4: $16.72
    New without IPv4: $9.22

    2GB RAM
    Up to 25GB SSD
    1 vCore CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1 NAT* IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Target price: $18

    Old with IPv4: $17.98
    Old without IPv4: $10.47
    New with IPv4: $21.72
    New without IPv4: $14.22

    4GB RAM
    Up to 50GB SSD
    2 vCore CPU
    2TB @ 1Gbps
    1 NAT* IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Target price: $36

    Old with IPv4: $33.91
    Old without IPv4: $26.41
    New with IPv4: $36.56
    New without IPv4: $29.06

    New one seems a lot more stable with @yoursunny Specials. And in general.

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  • edited October 2022

    @yoursunny said:
    0TB DDR4 RAM
    0TB NVMe SSD
    0 vCore EPYC CPU
    0TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & 1x /64 IPv6
    $0/2YR
    Special for @Otus9051 and @ehab . IPv4 is in 10.0.0.0/8 range. It will not turn on. You can only look at it in WHMCS.

    hahahahahaha
    you bastard.

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited October 2022

    Oh wait I forgot one important thing for the new formula, okay, making* V3.

  • FAT32FAT32 OG
    edited October 2022

    32GB DDR4 RAM
    32GB NVMe SSD
    8 vCore EPYC CPU
    96GB @ 1Gbps
    0x IPv4 & 1x /64 IPv6
    $32/YR

    I call it the SSD32G mini

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