[2022] ★ VirMach ★ RYZEN ★ NVMe ★★ The Epic Sales Offer Thread ★★

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  • Can I request a bit moar ram for JP location? 512MB is a bit low.

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @sdsbirdman said:
    Can I request a bit moar ram for JP location? 512MB is a bit low.

    Sure you can buy more RAM for +$36/YR for +1GB.

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  • @VirMach said: distract him

    My bad. :|

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • @VirMach said:

    @AlwaysSkint said: No!

    Grab a MJJ Special whilst you can.

    Shh, distract him

    Okay, another one. Now I can find a flight

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    I'm glad I made a 200 IQ move on this one and adjusted total quantity from 79 to 39. It sold 67 of them and still going somehow. I love WHMCS ability to keep track of a number. This isn't even our code we just set the service quantity limit on WHMCS and it's naturally this bad at keeping track of it.

    Anyway that means there's 12 of these left. Time to set up some HostLoc selling thread for those. I will sell it for 15 knives each, anyone interested?

  • edited December 2022

    @VirMach said: knives

    What are knives? Is it related to working order?

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited December 2022

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @VirMach said: knives

    What are knives? Is it related to working order?

    It's related to involcrunation due to non-payment of knives.

  • @VirMach said: It's related to involcrunation due to non-payment of knives.

    OK, that's enough punch - start on the Eggnog!

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • Mulled wine for Christmas

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • edited December 2022

    @Flying_Chinaman said: Mulled wine for Christmas

    Of course.:)

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • edited December 2022

    Are there available resources in Miami?

  • @VirMach said:
    Alright I'm going to stick around here for a little while. Feel free to request any deals and I'll modify upcoming VirtBot to fit your requirements. Except you don't get to pick the price.

    @ehab it's not there yet but if I catch a 3GB~ deal in Amsterdam or Frankfurt I'll up it to 4GB for you.

    wonderful news :) thankssssssssssss and kisssssssssss high five

  • Still waiting for my $8.88 vps to be setup :( my $10.88 one was setup almost instantly.

  • edited December 2022

    > @ehab said: Feel free to request any deals

    Oops, wrong guy, @VirMach

    Ryzen 6666 (6G meme, 3 vCore, 60GB dik)!

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  • Successfully migrated to Germany, IPv6 works. Neat. Also figured out how to use Ansible today, which sure is faster than setting up a VPS manually.

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    Ok, I'm back. Did I miss anything good ?

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  • @FrankZ said:
    Ok, I'm back. Did I miss anything good ?

    couple time repeating $10.88/y Amsterdam and one sub $10/y Tokyo deals. Nothing superfancy, nothing like old times

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  • @FrankZ said:
    Ok, I'm back. Did I miss anything good ?

    welcome back.

    did you have a shower first?

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @ehab said:

    @FrankZ said:
    Ok, I'm back. Did I miss anything good ?

    welcome back.

    did you have a shower first?

    I have not gotten that far yet. I just woke up and of course this is the first thing I checked. /addicted
    Shower and breakfast soon™

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  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Anyone at LAXA018?

    No problem yet, just wanna tell ya,

    LOVE THY NEIGHBOR

    What about their wife? You wouldn't want them to feel left out, would you?

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $10.88 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2437MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    10GB SSD (NVMe)
    1024GB MONTHLY DATA
    LOS ANGELES, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    Aaaand it's gone.

  • @VirMach can we have the famous 8.88 again this year, please

    Price $8.88 / year
    KVM – FAIR USE RYZEN BETA
    8888MB RAM
    8 x FAIR SHARE CPU vCORE
    88GB SSD (RAID 10)
    8888GB BANDWIDTH

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $14.04 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2285MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    SEATTLE, WA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

  • edited December 2022

    Hey @VirMach - I'm sure you're aware but just to let you know in case you aren't: your PayPal redirection page (after buying a service or paying an invoice) takes you to an invalid 404 URL (https://virmach.com/manage/clientarea.php?action=services). Not sure if that's intentional, but presumably it should redirect to the billing portal.

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  • @rhinoduck said: $14.04 /yr

    Nearly squeezed the trigger on that one.

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @rhinoduck said: $14.04 /yr

    Nearly squeezed the trigger on that one.

    Me too. :)

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  • edited December 2022

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @rhinoduck said: $14.04 /yr

    Nearly squeezed the trigger on that one.

    I actually did :sweat_smile:

    EDIT: It might beat the "best" name for a VPS I got so far... this one is called BoilingElderly, heh.

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  • LIMITED OFFER
    $20.70 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    4144MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    2048GB MONTHLY DATA
    AMSTERDAM, NL LOCATION
    2 DEDICATED IPv4

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator
    edited December 2022

    @ehab you' re up.

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  • edited December 2022

    @rhinoduck said: BoilingElderly

    Looks like it was targetted at me - close one!

    @FrankZ said: your you're up.

    :p

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