Oh I added OS options to the flash deals then I guess part of my code stripped it away because it wasn't authorized. Someone remind me to add them back in again.
Okay here's some new weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
BUY1AND2 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-1 and VPS-BF-ORDER-2 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-1 only. Must be purchased together. BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together. BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
I'd make it recurring but WHMCS doesn't support a coupon dropping off if you cancel one. I'd make it both 50% off but WHMCS doesn't support that either. I'd make it a bundle for all 3 but WHMCS doesn't support that either (we have our own code to make this work I think, it's old, I'm not using it, maybe later.)
Here let's also do another set of weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
OG30 - Get 30% off recurring, if you still have an active KVM flash special from our first flash sale ever. One use.* OG20 - Get 20% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2019 flash sale. One use.* OG10 - Get 10% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2020 flash sale. One use.*
*Per customer. Don't use it if you have multiple accounts. Multiple accounts means two accounts associated to one household, ever. Otherwise it'll be stripped. If a service is transferred to another account, they must also qualify for this coupon or it will be stripped before transfer (you may or may not receive a warning.) Coupon may also be stripped if you ever cancel the original service. Unless I forget, I'm just saying I have the right to remove it in these cases. I don't have to remind you of these terms, I'll just close your ticket.
Oh and here's a final weird coupon. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
ONEMOREIDLER - If you already have VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E, then get 25% off recurring on a new flash sale purchase. Limit one order per customer (can be multiple services.)
More disclaimers. If you somehow use any of the coupons in a way they were not described above, we reserve the right to remove it. Removing it means it won't apply again on renewal, so if you somehow use it not as intended on the one-time non-recurring ones, that's fine. Coupons are weird so they might not work, double check to make sure it actually applied before paying, I won't apply them afterward if they didn't apply.
Let me know if any coupon doesn't work as intended. They may of course expire at any time.
@VirMach said: BUY1AND2 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-1 and VPS-BF-ORDER-2 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-1 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
OG30 - Get 30% off recurring, if you still have an active KVM flash special from our first flash sale ever. One use.* OG20 - Get 20% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2019 flash sale. One use.* OG10 - Get 10% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2020 flash sale. One use.*
Was your first flash sale in 2015? I have at least one VPS idling since 2016 and WHM didn't recognize me as a real person for OG30. I'm not even sure what it's IP is anymore. It's probably been migrated a couple times over the years.
ONEMOREIDLER - If you already have VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E, then get 25% off recurring on a new flash sale purchase. Limit one order per customer (can be multiple services.)
Why did I get VPSBF-1 instead of VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E?
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
Was your first flash sale in 2015? I have at least one VPS idling since 2016 and WHM didn't recognize me as a real person for OG30. I'm not even sure what it's IP is anymore. It's probably been migrated a couple times over the years.
@Jab said: My 2016 are called OVZ-Special-512 and 2018 are called BF-SPECIAL-OVZ.
I guess we started flash sales in 2016 but we might have done them differently. So the coupon would be for 2018, but for BF-SPECIAL-KVM and not BF-SPECIAL-OVZ. Previous years we might have modified some set of other products. Unless someone comes in and reminds me.
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Good morning!
Fell asleep after posting this but I see I didn't miss anything.
Where is @Virmach?
Good morning!
Fell asleep after posting this but I see I didn't miss anything.
Where is @Virmach?
You have to time your sleep while there are 3x 6+hour deals
Any 50% off coupon?
Meh, we need 99% off on $99/ year server, recurring
310GB is too low
Buy four of them and you'll have more than 1200GB.
@Virmach any deal like "buy 1, get 4"?
Buy 1 VPS get 4 invoices?
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
Is that better or worse than the red light special of buy 1 sex, get 4 infections free?
Buy one service transfer, get four squat videos.
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Any coupons?
Oh I added OS options to the flash deals then I guess part of my code stripped it away because it wasn't authorized. Someone remind me to add them back in again.
Okay here's some new weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
BUY1AND2 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-1 and VPS-BF-ORDER-2 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-1 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
I'd make it recurring but WHMCS doesn't support a coupon dropping off if you cancel one. I'd make it both 50% off but WHMCS doesn't support that either. I'd make it a bundle for all 3 but WHMCS doesn't support that either (we have our own code to make this work I think, it's old, I'm not using it, maybe later.)
Here let's also do another set of weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
OG30 - Get 30% off recurring, if you still have an active KVM flash special from our first flash sale ever. One use.*
OG20 - Get 20% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2019 flash sale. One use.*
OG10 - Get 10% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2020 flash sale. One use.*
*Per customer. Don't use it if you have multiple accounts. Multiple accounts means two accounts associated to one household, ever. Otherwise it'll be stripped. If a service is transferred to another account, they must also qualify for this coupon or it will be stripped before transfer (you may or may not receive a warning.) Coupon may also be stripped if you ever cancel the original service. Unless I forget, I'm just saying I have the right to remove it in these cases. I don't have to remind you of these terms, I'll just close your ticket.
Oh and here's a final weird coupon. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
ONEMOREIDLER - If you already have VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E, then get 25% off recurring on a new flash sale purchase. Limit one order per customer (can be multiple services.)
More disclaimers. If you somehow use any of the coupons in a way they were not described above, we reserve the right to remove it. Removing it means it won't apply again on renewal, so if you somehow use it not as intended on the one-time non-recurring ones, that's fine. Coupons are weird so they might not work, double check to make sure it actually applied before paying, I won't apply them afterward if they didn't apply.
Let me know if any coupon doesn't work as intended. They may of course expire at any time.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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No coupon for 2017 & 2018? I still keep some
Waiting for some SJC!
The Ultimate Speedtest Script | Get Instant Alerts on new LES/LET deals | Cheap VPS Deals | VirMach Flash Sales Notifier
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And I thought that crypto puzzle was hard.
Of course that was followed by the SHA256 hash which was of course "easier".
And now this.
It now takes (a lot of?) brains to even understand WHAT the coupon (supposedly) does.
I give up.
I'm going back to my cave and sulking.
NO VPS for me.
Can't get OG30 or OG20 to work. OG10 work however.
Seems like I not good enough and those servers from 2016-2018 does not care ;'(
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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@VirMach interesting coupons, mate! lol
Was your first flash sale in 2015? I have at least one VPS idling since 2016 and WHM didn't recognize me as a real person for OG30. I'm not even sure what it's IP is anymore. It's probably been migrated a couple times over the years.
OG30 works for me. I have a server from 2018 BF (11/27/2018).
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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Nice coupons.
Waiting Seattle and Frankfurt dealz appearing together they are both 25% off.
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What is your point? First sale was on LET. I discovered this forum recently and joined here. Check same user name from LET.
The point is to flip the table, duh!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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OG10 & ONEMOREIDLER works for my account. I may use them to increase idlers in LA or SJC
The network is more stable than I think in ATL and LAX!
Why did I get VPSBF-1 instead of VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E?
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
It's been too many years, I'm not sure when the first flash sale was, but it's possible 2016 to 2018 used the same product.
What are the product names?
I don't know I'm confused too.
My 2016 are called
OVZ-Special-512and 2018 are calledBF-SPECIAL-OVZ.I assume that few
SSD1GLegacy KVM Plans are not flash sales.Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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I guess we started flash sales in 2016 but we might have done them differently. So the coupon would be for 2018, but for BF-SPECIAL-KVM and not BF-SPECIAL-OVZ. Previous years we might have modified some set of other products. Unless someone comes in and reminds me.