WANTED: Moderator Extraordinaire

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Are you a legendary multitasker with the patience of a saint? Can you dedicate 12 hours a day to keeping the LES community running smoothly while gracefully handling the occasional storm of chaos? Then we need YOU!

Responsibilities:
• Handle support tickets like a pro.
• Conduct background checks on provider applications to keep our standards high.
• Approve new members and diligently check for duplicate applications—no clones allowed!
• Manage member DMs and process flags without breaking a sweat.
• Continuously think of creative ways to add value to the LES experience.
• Maintain the provider list and keep AuroraZero well-fed and happy.
• Adapt to other random tasks that pop up from time to time—because surprises are part of the gig.

Qualifications:
• Unbreakable spirit and a thick skin—you’ll need it.
• Dedication to the cause despite the lack of pay.
• Ability to take criticism with a smile and keep moving forward.
• A sense of humor is a plus—it’ll help keep you sane.

If you’re ready to embrace the chaos and make LES an even better place, shoot us a message. Your new (volunteer) destiny awaits! 😎

“Technology is best when it brings people together.” – Matt Mullenweg

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  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider

    Has the pay gone up since last time?

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  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider

    @mikho said: • Dedication to the cause despite the lack of pay.

    That's a yes.

    Michael from DragonWebHost & OnePoundEmail

  • ChievoChievo OG

    @MichaelCee said:

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    That's a yes.

    Before nada. Today's nada de nada .

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  • bikegremlinbikegremlin ModeratorOGContent Writer

    @MichaelCee said:
    Has the pay gone up since last time?

    It has been literally doubled!

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  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting ProviderRetired

    @bikegremlin said:

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    It has been literally doubled!

    I will match the pay!!!! Out of my own pockets even!!!

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  • bikegremlinbikegremlin ModeratorOGContent Writer

    @AuroraZero said:

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    I will match the pay!!!! Out of my own pockets even!!!

    Double my pay, you furry fury!

    My account number is: 666999

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  • imokimok OG

    Has my time come?

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  • Not_OlesNot_Oles Hosting ProviderContent Writer

    @mikho said:

    Are you a legendary multitasker with the patience of a saint?

    No x 2. But I can try! :star:

    Can you dedicate 12 hours a day to keeping the LES community running smoothly while gracefully handling the occasional storm of chaos?

    Probably I am here 12 hours a day already. Luckily there remain an additional 12 hours available! :star:

    Unsure about how gracefully I handle chaotic storms. Mostly, I am happy. Mostly, I try to keep things positive! :star:

    Then we need YOU!

    I'm here if LES calls. If somebody else wants the job, that's equally excellent! <3

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    I hope everyone gets the servers they want!

  • fitkohfitkoh

    @Not_Oles said:

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    No x 2. But I can try! :star:

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    Probably I am here 12 hours a day already. Luckily there remain an additional 12 hours available! :star:

    Unsure about how gracefully I handle chaotic storms. Mostly, I am happy. Mostly, I try to keep things positive! :star:

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    I'm here if LES calls. If somebody else wants the job, that's equally excellent! <3

    You won't have to feel intrusive or conscientious when you're vetting new providers, because it's part of the gig. Demand all the answers you want.

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    good luck to all candidates!

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  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting ProviderRetired

    @bikegremlin said:

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    Double my pay, you furry fury!

    My account number is: 666999

    Done and done!!!!

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  • Otus9051Otus9051

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah no imma pass

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  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting ProviderRetired

    @Otus9051 said:
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah no imma pass

    This is the guy right here!!!!

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  • legendarylegendary

    Can it be only extra or only ordinare?

  • rootroot OG
    edited 10:54AM

    Hm... What is the procedure?

    • Will there be an interview?
    • Will there be a vote between admins at to choose the new moderator some secret party gathering?
    • If I apply, do I need to bribe someone? (I don't have 22k in crypto)
    • Will there be a verification by police too?
    • Will there be some income checks against money laundering?
    • Will you need bank statements?
    • Marriage certificate needs to be part of documents?
    • What if one has a mistress too? Is moral life a requirement?
    • Is proof of address needed? (I am guessing you compare the IP with actual mod's location.)

    Please stop the planet! I wish to get off!

  • YmpkerYmpker OGContent WriterSenpai
    edited 11:37AM

    Currently watching Fallout and this job seems like a great opportunity for anyone looking for an adventure :tongue:

    Some arguments to join brought to you by Le Chat:

    1. "At LES, every day is a new opportunity to test the limits of human endurance"

    2. "Why settle for a corner office when you can have a corner bunker? LES: Where 'underground' is the new 'up and coming'!"

    3. "Experience the thrill of never seeing daylight again! LES-Mod: Because who needs vitamin D when you have radroaches for company?"

    4. "Join LES and enjoy the perks of a lifetime supply of 7$ deals and the occasional sister encounter. It's like a never-ending team-building exercise!"

    5. "Forget about the 9-to-5 grind. At LES, it's a 24/7 adventure in survival and resource management. Who needs work-life balance anyway?"

    6. "LES: Because nothing says 'job satisfaction' like knowing you're part of a company that's prepared for the end of the world. Literally."

    Edit: @Not_Oles would be a great fit, no doubt. I love the positivity he brings to the community.

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  • mikhomikho AdministratorOG

    @root said:
    Hm... What is the procedure?

    • Will there be an interview?

    No, but we will need your browser history from the last 4 years.

    • Will there be a vote between admins at to choose the new moderator some secret party gathering?

    • If I apply, do I need to bribe someone? (I don't have 22k in crypto)

    No, the important part is to keep @AuroraZero fed and happy. We do NOT want to experience a hungry @AuroraZero

    • Will there be a verification by police too?

    Yes. A record is considered a plus. We need someone to take care of members breaking the rule "Being a general Admin/mod time vacuum = ban."

    • Will there be some income checks against money laundering?

    No. However, we require a 10% "pidgeon tax" to @bikegremlin on all earnings.

    • Will you need bank statements?

    Yes. To follow up on the "pidgeon tax"

    • Marriage certificate needs to be part of documents?

    No. But a blood sample from your first child. If you don't have children? Don't worry, we will wait.......

    • What if one has a mistress too? Is moral life a requirement?

    NOOOOO! The less moral you have, the better

    • Is proof of address needed? (I am guessing you compare the IP with actual mod's location.)

    Don't worry. If we need it, we will find you.

    “Technology is best when it brings people together.” – Matt Mullenweg

  • TheDPTheDP OGSenpai
    edited 12:32PM

    I have some names to put on the table, for you folks to consider, if they’re interested ✌🏼

    @Falzo @Ympker @Mumbly @Not_Oles

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