🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@VirMach As a beta tester, I'd like to report that OKC's internet connection seems to be experiencing a number of issues. First, the most notable issue is being unable to connect to 8.8.8.8/8.8.4.4, which causes domain name resolution issues. Fortunately, 1.1.1.1 is still available.
Second, connectivity is failing at multiple locations around the world.
Third, available bandwidth seems to have decreased significantly. Using LibreSpeed, I found that bandwidth has dropped from over 600Mbps initially to around 12Mbps currently.
LAX1Z020 is still down since 25 AUG 2025 (11~ days). I can see from the others that some servers in Amsterdam and Chicago are down too.
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@flips said: My VM on AMSD025 still down, now 23d 16hr ... (AMSD018 "only" 10d 16hr) ... 🤷♂️
Each day when I wake up:
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@somik said: how come you dont even have a signature?
'Cos he is Senpai: says it all.
(Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@somik said: Which begs the question, how come you dont even have a signature?
Meh ... Just never have. Not on my email either. Or my work email. My phone adds "Sent from my mobile" and I almost removed it until I realized it explained all my typos because they make the fonts on these things so damn small.
@AlwaysSkint said: (Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
Tell 'em I loaned you a line of my sig since I'm not using it. ;-)
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@AlwaysSkint said: (Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
Tell 'em I loaned you a line of my sig since I'm not using it. ;-)
I think you might need a few more lines...
Fair enough. It's for a good cause. I official authorize @AlwaysSkint to borrow both my signature lines until such time as I am able to demonstrate a need for them.
Please add Would've = 'Would have' to you list. I get so tired of seeing people type 'would of'
LAX1Z020 is going up & down for the last 3 hours. Before anyone gives me his explanation, I can provide one suggestion: "the server is coughing"🤡.
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@somik said: If it stays up for more then 4 hours, contact your local doctor immediately
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@cnencc said:
Los Angeles seems a bit unstable, with multiple network timeouts. Including the gateway.
Completely unusable~
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@cnencc said: Yes, I've been down repeatedly all day long.
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
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You can't make this thing up!
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@jcn50 IT'S BACK! IT IS BACK. SJC IS BACK.
for everyone else; SJC appears to be back online after 21 hours and change of downtime.
wooooooooohooooooooo
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
SJC is now UP
Downtime: 21 hr 55 min
up now..
My VM on AMSD025 still down, now 23d 16hr ... (AMSD018 "only" 10d 16hr) ... 🤷♂️
Still haven't rolled over to a "month"?
Hope @VirMach gives you "free" 2 months to cover the downtime!
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
@VirMach As a beta tester, I'd like to report that OKC's internet connection seems to be experiencing a number of issues. First, the most notable issue is being unable to connect to 8.8.8.8/8.8.4.4, which causes domain name resolution issues. Fortunately, 1.1.1.1 is still available.
Second, connectivity is failing at multiple locations around the world.
Third, available bandwidth seems to have decreased significantly. Using LibreSpeed, I found that bandwidth has dropped from over 600Mbps initially to around 12Mbps currently.
Have fun in OKC.
After 8 days of downtime~. No compensation?..
LAX1Z020is still down since 25 AUG 2025 (11~ days). I can see from the others that some servers in Amsterdam and Chicago are down too.🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
Each day when I wake up:
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
LAX1Z020 seems down for 10days +
That signature is> @jcn50 said:
Just because your signature seems to be growing I thought it might be worth a mention:
Signatures No more than 2 lines for general users.Which begs the question, how come you dont even have a signature?
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
'Cos he is Senpai: says it all.
(Wonders if I can get an exemption to reinstate the then/than, brought/bought etc.)
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Meh ... Just never have. Not on my email either. Or my work email. My phone adds "Sent from my mobile" and I almost removed it until I realized it explained all my typos because they make the fonts on these things so damn small.
Tell 'em I loaned you a line of my sig since I'm not using it. ;-)
I got a touch more creative.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I think you might need a few more lines...
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
Fair enough. It's for a good cause. I official authorize @AlwaysSkint to borrow both my signature lines until such time as I am able to demonstrate a need for them.
Please add Would've = 'Would have' to you list. I get so tired of seeing people type 'would of'
Good evening
any update
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
These 2 posts go quite well together... I read them as 1 post
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
LAX1Z020is going up & down for the last 3 hours. Before anyone gives me his explanation, I can provide one suggestion: "the server is coughing"🤡.🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@VirMach
LAX-A006 ; LAX-A012 = internet up/down for more than 6 hours (repeatedly)
If it stays up for more then 4 hours, contact your local doctor immediately
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
Whats going on in LA?
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Los Angeles seems a bit unstable, with multiple network timeouts. Including the gateway.
Completely unusable~
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
Yes, I've been down repeatedly all day long.
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡