They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
Those are just broadcasting the last known location. The yeti has moved him already. All hope is lost. Abort mission.
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
Those are just broadcasting the last known location. The yeti has moved him already. All hope is lost. Abort mission.
Fake signals instead of trying to hide I flood the airwaves with like 10k of them. Makes the real signal invisible.
@AuroraZero said:
Fake signals instead of trying to hide I flood the airwaves with like 10k of them. Makes the real signal invisible.
Just wait till everyone who's server is down start tagging you for their messages
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
@kheng86 said:
Current downtime of mine:
AMSD025: 47d, 10h, 18m
AMSD018: 34d, 10h, 50m
TYO-C005: 9h, 41m
almost 3 month combined downtime!
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
@ehab you are wanted here, since you are the only pantless member of LES as far as I know...
Ewww!
LOL!
@bmoto said:
I look forward to seeing all of you at the exotic cock show.
@ehab you’re wanted here, since you’re the only pantless member of LES… oh wait, my bad... he meant rooster. 🐓
@AuroraZero don’t you have a whole flock of those feathered alarm clocks?
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening. I would NOT just disappear. I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
FFS it is well beyond a joke !!!
One week has passed - do you think @VirMach cares? What happens after the second week: will he lose his Provider Tag?
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
@jcn50 said:
What happens after the second week: will he lose his Provider Tag?
I doubt it, considering that the majority of my services are up and running perfectly. Out of a dedi and 5 vps's, I've got 4 vps's working normally and one that I can't reach. My dedicated server is back to having some network issues and isn't able to reach the alma repo to update, but it's my storage server for personal backups, and I'm still able to connect and use it for that. Sorry your server is having issues, but it's par for the course, and most of us have made our peace with that a long time ago. Still meets my needs, and until VirMach comes in and throws his hands in the air saying I can't do this anymore, I'll be renewing them. This is a pretty typical response time, and that plus the dirt cheap pricing is what you have to weigh when you're deciding if this is the service for you.
@bakageta
I want to sell you a cardboard house with no roof.
I want to sell you a car without wheels.
I want to sell you a toothbrush without bristles.
I want to sell you a bike without pedals.
I want to sell you a piano without keys.
I want to sell you a book without pages.
I want to sell you a phone without a screen.
I want to sell you a camera without a lens.
All this: for dirt cheap!
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
Just because servers are running (for some) does not mean a provider is still around.
A running server means potentially further renewals without doing any work, which pays for the services to continue (ponzi). @VirMach has some form with these actions but this is going on for too long.
I am willing to accept Soheil may have other bigger problems and can't cope with the business at the moment and WE are all capable of making a decision about deadpool.
We don't need admin to declare the state, WE declare the state and I will be declaring @VirMach deadpool when my two weeks expire.
@jcn50 said: @bakageta
I want to sell you a car without wheels.
I want to sell you a bike without pedals.
All this: for dirt cheap!
Cool, I can add wheels and pedals myself, how cheap we talking? I'll come pick em up today. This isn't the service for you, that's fine. There are people that it fits their needs, just like there are people that would happily buy projects.
@msatt said:
We don't need admin to declare the state, WE declare the state and I will be declaring VirMach deadpool when my two weeks expire.
You can declare anything you want, it doesn't make it true lol. Like you don't need an admin to decide for yourself, I certainly don't need your opinion to decide for myself. You using that royal we here or something?
@msatt said:
We don't need admin to declare the state, WE declare the state and I will be declaring VirMach deadpool when my two weeks expire.
You can declare anything you want, it doesn't make it true lol. Like you don't need an admin to decide for yourself, I certainly don't need your opinion to decide for myself. You using that royal we here or something?
Fair point - I can declare the state as I see it (and will) others can of course completely ignore me although everything I have said will explain why I believe it to be true.
I declare that @VirMach can't be declared deadpooled, while I still have that $8 credit there to renew the single server I have.
BTW, 99.9683% uptime, some guys have no luck
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My AMS and NYC VPS are running fine but 2x LA and one CHI have more holes in monitoring graphs than Swiss cheese.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
Those are just broadcasting the last known location. The yeti has moved him already. All hope is lost. Abort mission.
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
TYOC034 is down
virmach tokyo ryzen 12T is now UP
Downtime: 1w 6d 22 hr 44 min
Target: Server Agent
Noticed at: 2025-09-28 02:38:31 (UTC+08:00)
tyoc037
Fake signals instead of trying to hide I flood the airwaves with like 10k of them. Makes the real signal invisible.
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Just wait till everyone who's server is down start tagging you for their messages
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
Tag me all you want I have an ignore button. works quite well when I go into hibernation.
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Ewww!
Current downtime of mine:
AMSD025: 47d, 10h, 18m
AMSD018: 34d, 10h, 50m
TYO-C005: 9h, 41m
almost 3 month combined downtime!
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
I look forward to seeing all of you at the exotic cock show.
LOL!
@ehab you’re wanted here, since you’re the only pantless member of LES… oh wait, my bad... he meant rooster. 🐓
@AuroraZero don’t you have a whole flock of those feathered alarm clocks?
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
IPv4: 32 bits of stress. IPv6: 128 bits of... well, more stress... Have anyone seen my subnet?
Actually that's quite impressive.
Lower than what I expected.
https://microlxc.net/
@VirMach will TenantOS be back online?
Will additional IPs be installed? 🥹
Weekly Uptime Monitoring Report
22nd Sep - 28th Sep
Over the past week, the number of outages and downtime in LA have steadily increased, but costs have not risen!
It is maybe a to-leave warning message from @virmach
Virmach Deals
One week has passed - do you think @VirMach cares? What happens after the second week: will he lose his Provider Tag?
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
I doubt it, considering that the majority of my services are up and running perfectly. Out of a dedi and 5 vps's, I've got 4 vps's working normally and one that I can't reach. My dedicated server is back to having some network issues and isn't able to reach the alma repo to update, but it's my storage server for personal backups, and I'm still able to connect and use it for that. Sorry your server is having issues, but it's par for the course, and most of us have made our peace with that a long time ago. Still meets my needs, and until VirMach comes in and throws his hands in the air saying I can't do this anymore, I'll be renewing them. This is a pretty typical response time, and that plus the dirt cheap pricing is what you have to weigh when you're deciding if this is the service for you.
@bakageta
I want to sell you a cardboard house with no roof.
I want to sell you a car without wheels.
I want to sell you a toothbrush without bristles.
I want to sell you a bike without pedals.
I want to sell you a piano without keys.
I want to sell you a book without pages.
I want to sell you a phone without a screen.
I want to sell you a camera without a lens.
All this: for dirt cheap!
🤡 "We can confirm that this is not an issue with any servers, network, or power equipment on our end." 🤡 "We have temporarily paused controls for this service as we are performing maintenance on the server." 🤡 "The servers are working, they are just not connected to the internet!" 🤡
Just because servers are running (for some) does not mean a provider is still around.
A running server means potentially further renewals without doing any work, which pays for the services to continue (ponzi).
@VirMach has some form with these actions but this is going on for too long.
I am willing to accept Soheil may have other bigger problems and can't cope with the business at the moment and WE are all capable of making a decision about deadpool.
We don't need admin to declare the state, WE declare the state and I will be declaring @VirMach deadpool when my two weeks expire.
Virmach is NOT worth the risk.
Cool, I can add wheels and pedals myself, how cheap we talking? I'll come pick em up today. This isn't the service for you, that's fine. There are people that it fits their needs, just like there are people that would happily buy projects.
You can declare anything you want, it doesn't make it true lol. Like you don't need an admin to decide for yourself, I certainly don't need your opinion to decide for myself. You using that royal we here or something?
Fair point - I can declare the state as I see it (and will) others can of course completely ignore me although everything I have said will explain why I believe it to be true.
Virmach is NOT worth the risk.
I declare that @VirMach can't be declared deadpooled, while I still have that $8 credit there to renew the single server I have.
BTW, 99.9683% uptime, some guys have no luck
@somik nah man feathered foul are a @bikegremlin specialty. I prefer cows and beef he likes cocks and robins.
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I can reach out to @bikegremlin to help fix that bike
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I'd take you up on this but the shipping is likely a killer.
So it's just, like, the cover? What title? My sister makes notebooks out of the covers of old books. Might be worth it to me.
Virmach is unlikely to deadpool. its just that his support is seasonal.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
VirMach is eternal
VirMach will be return before Black Friday.