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  • I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • No
    Is not dead

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  • I'll have flan today to go through this situation.

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  • @imok said:
    I'll have flan today to go through this situation.

    How many kilos of flan an average Peruvian consumes annually?

  • @localhost said:

    @imok said:
    I'll have flan today to go through this situation.

    How many kilos of flan an average Peruvian consumes annually?

    Probably between zero and 100g per year.

    But not me.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    we need pushups @yoursunny

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @imok said:

    @localhost said:

    @imok said:
    I'll have flan today to go through this situation.

    How many kilos of flan an average Peruvian consumes annually?

    Probably between zero and 100g per year.

    But not me.

    Thats nuting

  • @imok hope you feeling better today 🙏

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  • @localhost said:
    @imok hope you feeling better today 🙏

    I'm actually. I'm drunk.

  • vyasvyas OGSenpai

    Flan has alcohol?

    @imok said:

    @localhost said:
    @imok hope you feeling better today 🙏

    I'm actually. I'm drunk.

  • @vyas said:
    Flan has alcohol?

    @imok said:

    @localhost said:
    @imok hope you feeling better today 🙏

    I'm actually. I'm drunk.

    I forgot the flan.

  • @imok said:

    @vyas said:
    Flan has alcohol?

    @imok said:

    @localhost said:
    @imok hope you feeling better today 🙏

    I'm actually. I'm drunk.

    I forgot the flan.

    So is it that flan has alcohol or alcohol has flan?!?

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • @somik said:

    @imok said:

    @vyas said:
    Flan has alcohol?

    @imok said:

    @localhost said:
    @imok hope you feeling better today 🙏

    I'm actually. I'm drunk.

    I forgot the flan.

    So is it that flan has alcohol or alcohol has flan?!?

    Please don't flan and alcohol.

  • imokimok OG
    edited 3:57AM

    I used to do 20 pushups a day but now my wrist hurts. I can barely do a single one now.

    If Virmach gives me my IPs I will try to take a video of that single pushup.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    @imok said:
    I used to do 20 pushups a day

    that's 20 more than me

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @cybertech said:

    @imok said:
    I used to do 20 pushups a day

    that's 20 more thæn me

    What's a pushup? Something to eat? :lol:

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    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • Sorry I won't be able to reply to everyone but I'll try to focus on a few important things.

    @pureair said:
    can confirm my virmach SJC vps ip is lost, now the ip location is in Finland and owned by another company.

    The IPv4 was cancelled on purpose since it's not being used. Unfortunately San Jose relocation has taken way longer than anticipated as other issues popped up. The servers are there, data is there, and there was a plan in place to move people to Tokyo but too many nodes are continuing to have issues there. Some people have technically been moved but it's a tiny amount relative to the total amount and I apologize.

    @Nyr said: The IP addresses were leased. Owners are just having them back after non payment, and this has already been repeated multiple times to multiple vendors over the years.

    VirMach is done and anyone who recently sent payment to Soheil is beyond salvation.

    See above. By the way you'll get your affiliate payout, there's just a lot going on right now.

    @flips said:

    @msatt said:

    @Jab said:
    VPS @ AMSD018 server is now UP.
    Downtime: 25w 4d 5 hr 55 min

    It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalive?

    And billing date extended :)

    Wow, yes, I see the same, now I'm surprised … :smiley:
    (Maybe there's even hope for my AMSD025 node, ~239 days downtime …) :sweat_smile:

    AMSD025 was brought back online. I believe service should have been extended a few days ago. My brain malfunctioned on this one I think so I actually did 8 * 30 = 480 for some reason so you got 2x the extension and I just kept it that way.

    I want to move everyone to other servers just in case it has some weird issue again -- that didn't go well for reasons we won't get into, in any case I'm trying to get it done by the weekend one way or another.

    @Jab said:
    VPS @ AMSD018 server is now UP.
    Downtime: 25w 4d 5 hr 55 min

    It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalive?

    With most data gone unfortunately. I don't really want to get into explaining everything nor do I remember it at this point but it was a series of unfortunate events and I just finally remembered to pull the plug on it.

    @VPS said:
    My VPS on TYOC038 has been down (including the node) for almost two weeks now but nobody seems to care. Before that, there were problems with another VPS that went up and down like a toilet seat for weeks

    I'm aware and care. Right now the goal is to just avoid it turning into nightmare level downtime (I understand 2 weeks is already bad, I mean relative to everything else.)

    @tulipyun said:

    @eliphas said:

    @imok said:
    Virmaaaaaaaaaaaach

    @VirMach don't fall asleep. Breath. Stay with us.

    It's not even passed a month, the common hibernation time is what, three?

    Yes, the longest he’s ever been away is three months.

    Let’s see if this time he’ll break the record. B)

    It's generally not recently a positive experience coming on here (justifiably), I just don't want it to take away from getting work done. It's reached the point where there's just deadpool rumors, once it reaches a boiling point I'll try to come back and cool it off a bit. Actually putting the flames out underneath it is what's being focused on, I'll let everyone keep fanning them for the time being.

    @tulipyun said:

    @JoeMerit said:
    The 3 month extension on the San Jose VPS will need to be a 6 month extension i guess. Its not going well.

    SJC has been offline for 100 days (@VirMach currently only offers a 75-day extension).

    Virmach has once again gone quiet on the forum.

    He may return in three months, or he may be gone for good.

    Wishing him all the best.

    It was extended again recently but likely after your post? I'm not sure. Let me know if it's still only 75 days.

    @Nyr said:
    Soheil has failed to file the anual report. Seems like the end of VirMach is closer than ever.

    Seen on OGF via @yoursunny.

    I've done this a few times in the past. It's on an ancient government system, in the end it's my fault but it doesn't affect the company other than someone coming here or OGF to mention how its been dissolved or whatever. It goes back to showing being good once they get their $25 or whatever.

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  • @VirMach said:
    Sorry I won't be able to reply to everyone but I'll try to focus on a few important things.

    Sigh... Guess he isn't dead yet... I'll remove the image saying he is.

    @VirMach welcome back.

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • edited 10:34AM

    @VirMach said:
    It was extended again recently but likely after your post? I'm not sure. Let me know if it's still only 75 days.

    Upon further verification, I have confirmed that my server, which was originally located in SJC, has only been granted a single 75-day extension.

    My server ID: https://billing.virmach.com/clientarea.php?action=productdetails&id=689815

    I’m not sure if this will lighten your workload, but if you could migrate my server to Japan, I don’t need to retain any data; you can simply set up a blank VPS for me.

    It’s great to see @VirMach back.

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  • However, the ATLZ032 node still cannot connect to the external network, even though it can successfully ping IP addresses within the local area network. It seems like it's a long way off.

  • I’m looking at AMSD025 right now, and if your status report is as accurate as that $8 \times 30 = 480$ calculation, we’ve got a problem

    @VirMach said:
    Sorry I won't be able to reply to everyone but I'll try to focus on a few important things.

    @pureair said:
    can confirm my virmach SJC vps ip is lost, now the ip location is in Finland and owned by another company.

    The IPv4 was cancelled on purpose since it's not being used. Unfortunately San Jose relocation has taken way longer than anticipated as other issues popped up. The servers are there, data is there, and there was a plan in place to move people to Tokyo but too many nodes are continuing to have issues there. Some people have technically been moved but it's a tiny amount relative to the total amount and I apologize.

    @Nyr said: The IP addresses were leased. Owners are just having them back after non payment, and this has already been repeated multiple times to multiple vendors over the years.

    VirMach is done and anyone who recently sent payment to Soheil is beyond salvation.

    See above. By the way you'll get your affiliate payout, there's just a lot going on right now.

    @flips said:

    @msatt said:

    @Jab said:
    VPS @ AMSD018 server is now UP.
    Downtime: 25w 4d 5 hr 55 min

    It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalive?

    And billing date extended :)

    Wow, yes, I see the same, now I'm surprised … :smiley:
    (Maybe there's even hope for my AMSD025 node, ~239 days downtime …) :sweat_smile:

    AMSD025 was brought back online. I believe service should have been extended a few days ago. My brain malfunctioned on this one I think so I actually did 8 * 30 = 480 for some reason so you got 2x the extension and I just kept it that way.

    I want to move everyone to other servers just in case it has some weird issue again -- that didn't go well for reasons we won't get into, in any case I'm trying to get it done by the weekend one way or another.

    @Jab said:
    VPS @ AMSD018 server is now UP.
    Downtime: 25w 4d 5 hr 55 min

    It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalive?

    With most data gone unfortunately. I don't really want to get into explaining everything nor do I remember it at this point but it was a series of unfortunate events and I just finally remembered to pull the plug on it.

    @VPS said:
    My VPS on TYOC038 has been down (including the node) for almost two weeks now but nobody seems to care. Before that, there were problems with another VPS that went up and down like a toilet seat for weeks

    I'm aware and care. Right now the goal is to just avoid it turning into nightmare level downtime (I understand 2 weeks is already bad, I mean relative to everything else.)

    @tulipyun said:

    @eliphas said:

    @imok said:
    Virmaaaaaaaaaaaach

    @VirMach don't fall asleep. Breath. Stay with us.

    It's not even passed a month, the common hibernation time is what, three?

    Yes, the longest he’s ever been away is three months.

    Let’s see if this time he’ll break the record. B)

    It's generally not recently a positive experience coming on here (justifiably), I just don't want it to take away from getting work done. It's reached the point where there's just deadpool rumors, once it reaches a boiling point I'll try to come back and cool it off a bit. Actually putting the flames out underneath it is what's being focused on, I'll let everyone keep fanning them for the time being.

    @tulipyun said:

    @JoeMerit said:
    The 3 month extension on the San Jose VPS will need to be a 6 month extension i guess. Its not going well.

    SJC has been offline for 100 days (@VirMach currently only offers a 75-day extension).

    Virmach has once again gone quiet on the forum.

    He may return in three months, or he may be gone for good.

    Wishing him all the best.

    It was extended again recently but likely after your post? I'm not sure. Let me know if it's still only 75 days.

    @Nyr said:
    Soheil has failed to file the anual report. Seems like the end of VirMach is closer than ever.

    Seen on OGF via @yoursunny.

    I've done this a few times in the past. It's on an ancient government system, in the end it's my fault but it doesn't affect the company other than someone coming here or OGF to mention how its been dissolved or whatever. It goes back to showing being good once they get their $25 or whatever.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    he'll be back again in 2 mths

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @cybertech said:
    he'll be back again in 2 mths

    His next rare sighting is scheduled for June

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