Buy one Asian VPS, get two push-up videos

yoursunny · October 31

This is a service transfer offer for GreenCloudVPS 2021 BFNVMeOSJP-1 KVM server in Tokyo Japan.
I decide to let it go because I switched to BudgetKVMJP-2.

Specification

1 vCPU, Xeon E5-2690v3
2GB RAM
50GB NVMe
1 dedicated IPv4 and /64 on-link IPv6
1000GB monthly transfer, counted in both directions

Compare to the popular 2222-JP plan, this server offers more than double the storage and some more bandwidth.

Information

YABS benchmark: YABS archive YABSdb
network looking glass: Tokyo
BGP subnet: 91.199.209.0/24 2403:71c0:2000::/48
control panel: SolusVM 1, custom ISO not supported, VNC can be disabled
host node: NVMeJP4
involucration risk: 10%
price increase risk: 10%

The push-up Video

It is our tradition to include a secret push-up video on every service transfer offer.
As requested by @FatGrizzly , this VPS will be loaded with not one, but two push-up videos.
Seller will not publish these videos elsewhere until 7 days after the transaction.

Service Price paid to provider

billing cycle: every three years
recurring price: USD $86.00
next invoice date: 2024-11-26

Provider Transfer Policy

GreenCloudVPS transfer will be performed via ticket.
365 Group LLC charges $10 billing service fee.
Seller pays billing service fee.

Price paid to @yoursunny

Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee)
PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

If the transfer fails to complete due to reasons outside of seller's control, payment gateway transaction fee will be deducted from the refund.

Otus9051 · October 31

Can I trade in the pushup videos for more VPSes?

yoursunny · October 31

@Otus9051 said:
Can I trade in the pushup videos for more VPSes?

No, because you cannot sublicense the videos.

yoursunny · November 6

Still available!
I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

Flying_Chinaman · November 6

Vietcong Osaka comes with NTT routing, I will pass

yoursunny · November 6

@Flying_Chinaman said:
Vietcong Osaka comes with NTT routing, I will pass

It's physically moved to Tokyo.
Network is NTT + IIJ.
https://bgp.tools/prefix/91.199.209.0/24
https://ping.pe/91.199.209.1

c1vhosting · November 6

@yoursunny said: Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee) PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

"You cannot charge gateway fees"

(joking obv)

yoursunny · November 6

@c1vhosting said:

@yoursunny said: Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee) PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

"You cannot charge gateway fees"

(joking obv)

This is not a gateway fee, but a handling fee.
I can check Venmo or CashApp payments on my phone.
I must get out of the bed and turn on the computer to check a PayPal payment, hence it adds a small handling fee.
I must get out of the house and go to the mailroom to receive a cheque payment, hence it adds an even bigger handling fee.

c1vhosting · November 6

@yoursunny said:

@c1vhosting said:

@yoursunny said: Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee) PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

"You cannot charge gateway fees"

(joking obv)

This is not a gateway fee, but a handling fee.
I can check Venmo or CashApp payments on my phone.
I must get out of the bed and turn on the computer to check a PayPal payment, hence it adds a small handling fee.
I must get out of the house and go to the mailroom to receive a cheque payment, hence it adds an even bigger handling fee.

Still a gateway fee

yoursunny · November 6

@c1vhosting said:
Still a gateway fee

Pay with cash in hand and stop crying.

c1vhosting · November 6

@yoursunny said:

@c1vhosting said:
Still a gateway fee

Pay with cash in hand and stop crying.

Come here to get them, the seller pays the flight costs (gateway fee)

c1vhosting · November 6

@c1vhosting said:

@yoursunny said:

@c1vhosting said:
Still a gateway fee

Pay with cash in hand and stop crying.

Come here to get them, the seller pays the flight costs (gateway fee)

Oh and if you don't come within 4 hours I'll open a dispute.

cybertech · November 6

@yoursunny said:
Still available!
I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

but only 1vCPU, when they should come in pairs

yoursunny · November 6

@cybertech said:

@yoursunny said:
Still available!
I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

but only 1vCPU, when they should come in pairs

How's many vCPUs doesn't matter.
The provider can give you 256 vCPUs and map all of them to the same physical CPU.

cybertech · November 7

@yoursunny said:

@cybertech said:

@yoursunny said:
Still available!
I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

but only 1vCPU, when they should come in pairs

How's many vCPUs doesn't matter.
The provider can give you 256 vCPUs and map all of them to the same physical CPU.

if thats what makes you happier!

yoursunny · November 14

All services not transferred, @localhost is making me jealous!

yoursunny · November 25

Limited time offer until Cyber Monday:
Buyer can either take $6 additional discount (i.e. $28 on Venmo/CashApp and $30 on PayPal) or receive double push-up videos (i.e. 4 videos).