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  • @FrankZ said:
    Ok just one more good one VirBot.
    Give it to me.

    don't we all need, one more good one.

  • @VirMach - more chicago please

  • tuctuc
    edited December 2024
    planid  1415
    price   "7.07"
    ram "1024"
    cpu 1
    hdd 20
    bw  2048
    ips 1
    location    "MIAMI, FL"
    started "2024-12-08 02:01:44"
    

    then
    planid 1415
    price "6.86"
    ram "1024"
    cpu 1
    hdd 20
    bw 2048
    ips 1
    location "MIAMI, FL"
    started "2024-12-08 02:01:44"
    =)

  • @VirBOT someone asking for big boys ;)

  • edited December 2024

    The coupon works on #1452 if somebody wants to grab a big one. (talking about the server, not the discount :lol: )

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @sh97 said:
    $8 AMS @Jab

    Need moar IP! :D

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  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Good afternoon

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @imok said:
    Good afternoon

    Good morning mr imok.

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  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @localhost said:

    @FrankZ said:
    Ok just one more good one VirBot.
    Give it to me.

    don't we all need, one more good one.

    Nah, I will gladly give my VirBot good one offer to FrankZ so he can have two (-:

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited December 2024

    POOR MANS OFFERS

    Now someone do the math how much 10GB DISK and 1.5TB BANDWIDTH cost in NYC Metro and how do we reach 1$ per year VPS... :-D
    aka #1454 [30GB disk, 3TB] is cheaper than #1453 [20GB disk, 1.5 TB] :-D

    On the other hand NYC Metro seems more expensive than NL aka 1455 vs 1453 - same specs, better price for NL :-D

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  • @Jab said: On the other hand NYC Metro seems more expensive than NL aka 1455 vs 1453 - same specs, better price for NL :-D

    There's so many variables and randomization. I think it just decided to do it that way and I believe Amsterdam is actually supposed to be more expensive in general, slightly.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    You must have an active product/service to use this code.

    Damn you WHMCS.

  • @FrankZ said:

    You must have an active product/service to use this code.

    Damn you WHMCS.

    That's actually insane if it's giving you that error, it means we have absolutely no hope of it even being remotely correct with the number of active services you have and how long they've been active.

  • @Jab said:

    However computer says no.

    Damn, this one was good. Hopefully there will be similar in NL with the sub $7 price.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said:

    @FrankZ said:

    You must have an active product/service to use this code.

    Damn you WHMCS.

    That's actually insane if it's giving you that error, it means we have absolutely no hope of it even being remotely correct with the number of active services you have and how long they've been active.

    No sweat, I'm pretty sure there will be a better one I can get later. [gives finger to WHMCS]

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @VirMach said: There's so many variables and randomization. I think it just decided to do it that way and I believe Amsterdam is actually supposed to be more expensive in general, slightly.

    Stop being logical and ruining Black Friday (LOL, 10 days later)!!1111oneoneoen!11

    Amsterdam is not more expensive than rest!

    I need it to be less expensive.
    As I found that that new server I bought with 2 IPs in LAX is blacklisted on the page I need to use it, lol. First time seeing that with VirMach

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027


    Cheeeeeeap IPs

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @VirMach said:

    @FrankZ said:

    You must have an active product/service to use this code.

    Damn you WHMCS.

    That's actually insane if it's giving you that error, it means we have absolutely no hope of it even being remotely correct with the number of active services you have and how long they've been active.

    No sweat, I'm pretty sure there will be a better one I can get later. [gives finger to WHMCS]

    But only because WHMCS did its annoying frequent random logout thing again, right?

    I got similar earlier and was confused, then refreshed my client area tab and realised it again logged me out.
    After re-login and refresh, it recognised me as a regular addict existing client again. :p

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2024

    @ZA_capetown said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @VirMach said:

    @FrankZ said:

    You must have an active product/service to use this code.

    Damn you WHMCS.

    That's actually insane if it's giving you that error, it means we have absolutely no hope of it even being remotely correct with the number of active services you have and how long they've been active.

    No sweat, I'm pretty sure there will be a better one I can get later. [gives finger to WHMCS]

    But only because WHMCS did its annoying frequent random logout thing again, right?

    I got similar earlier and was confused, then refreshed my client area tab and realised it again logged me out.
    After re-login and refresh, it recognised me as a regular addict existing client again. :p

    Double checked and you were right. Still had time, so I tried again.

    The promotion code you entered has been applied to your cart but no items qualify for the discount yet - please check the promotion terms

    Which made me feel better knowing WHMCS was not out to get me. Then the price went up. :cry:

  • @vincent said:
    @hyperton sub $7 for NL

    Damn, went for a dinner and missed it...

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2024

    @Crab said: I was wondering if that was just me.

    I have a new one on CHIZ035. Response does vary, not helped by the idiot neighbours that send out broadcast packets every second. :-( Also, multiple (external?) network port scanning
    Ban 'em, ban 'em all !

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • edited December 2024

    This is pretty interesting. I combined a few of our different systems together just for a more accurate visualization. I guess I shouldn't be surprised but at the same time it's a lot higher than I thought.

    It's in regards to the percent of all services in Tokyo that have some level of notable problem attached to them. Anyone want to take a guess (1) what percent are tied to an account with said problems, and (2) what the percentage drops to instead if we only include the ones with a more serious problem or series of problems, and finally (3) the most serious only, combined repeated bad behavior. I'll check the next few posts for their guesses, and if you're within 1% of any of them, then you get a coupon messaged to you equal to the percentage of the one(s) you guessed correctly. Jab won.

    I'll give you guys one clue/frame of reference. The same metrics for Amsterdam for (3) above would be about 2%

    Sorry, I know it's random but with the comments in the other complaints thread I really want to at least let you guys know how bad it's gotten and I figure I could tie a coupon into it.


    Speaking of coupons, 0PERCENTOFF is now at 22%

  • @AlwaysSkint said:

    @Crab said: I was wondering if that was just me.

    I have a new one on CHIZ035. Response does vary, not helped by the idiot neighbours that send out broadcast packets every second. :-( Also, multiple (external?) network port scanning
    Ban 'em, ban 'em all !

    Can you guys get me some MTR reports, both directions via DM for Chicago? They didn't specify how many iterations so run it for a bit then send it over in text format.

  • 1-12
    2-10
    3-8

  • edited December 2024

    1 17%
    2 13%
    3 9%

    second guess:
    1) 55%
    2) 32%
    3) 18%

  • My guesses would be

    1) 18%
    2) 12%
    3) 4%

  • 1) 7%
    2) 14%
    3) 32%

  • @VirMach said: hey didn't specify how many iterations

    I tried 20 and it showed up well enough.. trying 50..

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • 1) 25%
    2) 8%
    3) 5%

  • @mockingbird said:
    1) 7%
    2) 14%
    3) 32%

    I'll count that as reverse order (since the order is important and you did increasing instead of decreasing.)

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    1. 47%
    2. 27%
    3. 6%
    1. 42%
    2. 13%
    3. 7%
  • @mockingbird said: 1) 7%
    2) 14%
    3) 32%

    mocking :D

  • 1) 63%
    2) 36%
    3) 9%

    I don't wish such high numbers upon you, but when it gives higher discounts... 🤞 :p

  • edited December 2024

    I'll let you guys guess again one more time if you want and any others to lock their guesses in before the reveal. Let's say in around 20 minutes, that should give you guys long enough.

    Feel free to edit it into your original post for your second batch of guesses or post again (but probably include some explanation, I might give bonus points if an explanation is close or something, just so it feels less spammy.)

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @VirMach said: and if you're within 1% of any of them, then you get a coupon messaged to you equal to the percentage of the one(s) you guessed correctly.

    Bruh.
    1) 99%
    2) 97%
    3) 95%

    Covering all the epic VirMach coupons!

    Okey, for serious answers:

    1) 39%
    2) 22%
    3) 12%

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  • @VirMach said:
    I'll let you guys guess again one more time if you want and any others to lock their guesses in before the reveal. Let's say in around 20 minutes, that should give you guys long enough.

    Feel free to edit it into your original post for your second batch of guesses or post again (but probably include some explanation, I might give bonus points if an explanation is close or something, just so it feels less spammy.)

    Thanks:

    1) 30%
    2) 18%
    3) 6%

    BTW, can you help me out with the MTR command? I installed mtr-tiny on the server and I wanted to know how to generate the report without delving deep into the man. Thanks

  • edited December 2024

    @Jab said: Okey, for serious answers:

    1) 39%
    2) 22%
    3) 12%

    It was looking bleak, no one got any of them right and then @Jab comes in and creepily gets all three of them right (within 1%) so I'll go ahead and end it early now before everyone copy/pastes his answers.

    The real numbers are:

    1) 38%
    2) 23%
    3) 13%

  • 45%
    26%
    7%

  • edited December 2024

    @jab , did you h4ck into the cams and looked at VirMach's screen again? :o

    If you ever considered playing the lotto, today might be your day!

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @VirMach said: It was looking bleak, no one got any of them right and then @Jab comes in and creepily gets all three of them right (within 1%) so I'll go ahead and end it early now before everyone copy/pastes his answers.

    Fuck me, I ruined the fun. Sorry guys :(

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  • @Jab said:

    @VirMach said: It was looking bleak, no one got any of them right and then @Jab comes in and creepily gets all three of them right (within 1%) so I'll go ahead and end it early now before everyone copy/pastes his answers.

    Fuck me, I ruined the fun. Sorry guys :(

    Now you'll have to load more credit, $4 won't be enough with 3 extra coupons!

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @ZA_capetown said: Now you'll have to load more credit, $4 won't be enough with 3 extra coupons!

    Time to finesse VirMach in combining/summing all these coupons into single one and then I can go crazy with my 4$!

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  • @Jab said:

    @ZA_capetown said: Now you'll have to load more credit, $4 won't be enough with 3 extra coupons!

    Time to finesse VirMach in combining/summing all these coupons into single one and then I can go crazy with my 4$!

    39+22+12 = would be 73% discount... paying with $4 gives you a $14.81 deal!

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    1536MB RAM
    50GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
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    $12.97 per YEAR

  • @risturiz said:
    Offer #1466
    SKU: RYZEN SKU# V0E-XD
    2 cores
    1536MB RAM
    50GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    12800GB Bandwidth
    LOS ANGELES, CA
    $12.97 per YEAR

    and 22% recurring voucher: 0PERCENTOFF is currently active on that/middle deal ("256")
    bringing it down to $10.12

  • @VirMach said:
    Can you guys get me some MTR reports, both directions via DM for Chicago? They didn't specify how many iterations so run it for a bit then send it over in text format.

    I DM'ed some to you. Markdown failed for the first message so check the pastebin on the second one.

    Please let me know if you need something more or different.

  • @mockingbird said:
    BTW, can you help me out with the MTR command? I installed mtr-tiny on the server and I wanted to know how to generate the report without delving deep into the man. Thanks

    My usual recommendation is mtr -bwzc50 followed by destination IP.

    @VirMach said:
    Can you guys get me some MTR reports, both directions via DM for Chicago? They didn't specify how many iterations so run it for a bit then send it over in text format.

    The -c flag specifies how many iterations.

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