WANTED: Moderator Extraordinaire

mikho

Are you a legendary multitasker with the patience of a saint? Can you dedicate 12 hours a day to keeping the LES community running smoothly while gracefully handling the occasional storm of chaos? Then we need YOU!

Responsibilities:
• Handle support tickets like a pro.
• Conduct background checks on provider applications to keep our standards high.
• Approve new members and diligently check for duplicate applications—no clones allowed!
• Manage member DMs and process flags without breaking a sweat.
• Continuously think of creative ways to add value to the LES experience.
• Maintain the provider list and keep AuroraZero well-fed and happy.
• Adapt to other random tasks that pop up from time to time—because surprises are part of the gig.

Qualifications:
• Unbreakable spirit and a thick skin—you’ll need it.
• Dedication to the cause despite the lack of pay.
• Ability to take criticism with a smile and keep moving forward.
• A sense of humor is a plus—it’ll help keep you sane.

If you’re ready to embrace the chaos and make LES an even better place, shoot us a message. Your new (volunteer) destiny awaits! 😎

MichaelCee

Has the pay gone up since last time?

MichaelCee

@mikho said: • Dedication to the cause despite the lack of pay.

That's a yes.

Chievo

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@mikho said: • Dedication to the cause despite the lack of pay.

That's a yes.

Before nada. Today's nada de nada .

bikegremlin

@MichaelCee said:
Has the pay gone up since last time?

It has been literally doubled!

AuroraZero

@bikegremlin said:

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@MichaelCee said:
Has the pay gone up since last time?

It has been literally doubled!

I will match the pay!!!! Out of my own pockets even!!!

bikegremlin

@AuroraZero said:

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@bikegremlin said:

@MichaelCee said:
Has the pay gone up since last time?

It has been literally doubled!

I will match the pay!!!! Out of my own pockets even!!!

Double my pay, you furry fury!

My account number is: 666999

imok

Has my time come?

Not_Oles

@mikho said:

Are you a legendary multitasker with the patience of a saint?

No x 2. But I can try!

Can you dedicate 12 hours a day to keeping the LES community running smoothly while gracefully handling the occasional storm of chaos?

Probably I am here 12 hours a day already. Luckily there remain an additional 12 hours available!

Unsure about how gracefully I handle chaotic storms. Mostly, I am happy. Mostly, I try to keep things positive!

Then we need YOU!

I'm here if LES calls. If somebody else wants the job, that's equally excellent!

fitkoh

@Not_Oles said:

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@mikho said:

Are you a legendary multitasker with the patience of a saint?

No x 2. But I can try!

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Can you dedicate 12 hours a day to keeping the LES community running smoothly while gracefully handling the occasional storm of chaos?

Probably I am here 12 hours a day already. Luckily there remain an additional 12 hours available!

Unsure about how gracefully I handle chaotic storms. Mostly, I am happy. Mostly, I try to keep things positive!

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Then we need YOU!

I'm here if LES calls. If somebody else wants the job, that's equally excellent!

You won't have to feel intrusive or conscientious when you're vetting new providers, because it's part of the gig. Demand all the answers you want.

cybertech

good luck to all candidates!

AuroraZero

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@AuroraZero said:

@bikegremlin said:

@MichaelCee said:
Has the pay gone up since last time?

It has been literally doubled!

I will match the pay!!!! Out of my own pockets even!!!

Double my pay, you furry fury!

My account number is: 666999

Done and done!!!!

Otus9051

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah no imma pass

AuroraZero

@Otus9051 said:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah no imma pass

This is the guy right here!!!!

legendary

Can it be only extra or only ordinare?

root

Hm... What is the procedure?

• Will there be an interview?
• Will there be a vote between admins at to choose the new moderator some secret party gathering?
• If I apply, do I need to bribe someone? (I don't have 22k in crypto)
• Will there be a verification by police too?
• Will there be some income checks against money laundering?
• Will you need bank statements?
• Marriage certificate needs to be part of documents?
• What if one has a mistress too? Is moral life a requirement?
• Is proof of address needed? (I am guessing you compare the IP with actual mod's location.)

Ympker

Currently watching Fallout and this job seems like a great opportunity for anyone looking for an adventure

Some arguments to join brought to you by Le Chat:

1. "At LES, every day is a new opportunity to test the limits of human endurance"

2. "Why settle for a corner office when you can have a corner bunker? LES: Where 'underground' is the new 'up and coming'!"

3. "Experience the thrill of never seeing daylight again! LES-Mod: Because who needs vitamin D when you have radroaches for company?"

4. "Join LES and enjoy the perks of a lifetime supply of 7$ deals and the occasional sister encounter. It's like a never-ending team-building exercise!"

5. "Forget about the 9-to-5 grind. At LES, it's a 24/7 adventure in survival and resource management. Who needs work-life balance anyway?"

6. "LES: Because nothing says 'job satisfaction' like knowing you're part of a company that's prepared for the end of the world. Literally."

Edit: @Not_Oles would be a great fit, no doubt. I love the positivity he brings to the community.

mikho

@root said:
Hm... What is the procedure?

• Will there be an interview?

No, but we will need your browser history from the last 4 years.

• Will there be a vote between admins at to choose the new moderator some secret party gathering?

• If I apply, do I need to bribe someone? (I don't have 22k in crypto)

No, the important part is to keep @AuroraZero fed and happy. We do NOT want to experience a hungry @AuroraZero

• Will there be a verification by police too?

Yes. A record is considered a plus. We need someone to take care of members breaking the rule "Being a general Admin/mod time vacuum = ban."

• Will there be some income checks against money laundering?

No. However, we require a 10% "pidgeon tax" to @bikegremlin on all earnings.

• Will you need bank statements?

Yes. To follow up on the "pidgeon tax"

• Marriage certificate needs to be part of documents?

No. But a blood sample from your first child. If you don't have children? Don't worry, we will wait.......

• What if one has a mistress too? Is moral life a requirement?

NOOOOO! The less moral you have, the better

• Is proof of address needed? (I am guessing you compare the IP with actual mod's location.)

Don't worry. If we need it, we will find you.

TheDP

I have some names to put on the table, for you folks to consider, if they’re interested ✌🏼

@Falzo @Ympker @Mumbly @Not_Oles

root

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@root said:
Hm... What is the procedure?

• Will there be an interview?

No, but we will need your browser history from the last 4 years.

show previous quotes

• Will there be a vote between admins at to choose the new moderator some secret party gathering?

show previous quotes

• If I apply, do I need to bribe someone? (I don't have 22k in crypto)

No, the important part is to keep @AuroraZero fed and happy. We do NOT want to experience a hungry @AuroraZero

show previous quotes

• Will there be a verification by police too?

Yes. A record is considered a plus. We need someone to take care of members breaking the rule "Being a general Admin/mod time vacuum = ban."

show previous quotes

• Will there be some income checks against money laundering?

No. However, we require a 10% "pidgeon tax" to @bikegremlin on all earnings.

show previous quotes

• Will you need bank statements?

Yes. To follow up on the "pidgeon tax"

show previous quotes

• Marriage certificate needs to be part of documents?

No. But a blood sample from your first child. If you don't have children? Don't worry, we will wait.......

show previous quotes

• What if one has a mistress too? Is moral life a requirement?

NOOOOO! The less moral you have, the better

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• Is proof of address needed? (I am guessing you compare the IP with actual mod's location.)

Don't worry. If we need it, we will find you.

All that seems quite intense.

At least pigeons are protected by RFC 1149 and 2549.

Mumbly

@TheDP said:
I have some names to put on the table, for you folks to consider, if they’re interested ✌🏼

I think I know why you thought of me, and I thank you for that, but I don't think I'll go down that rabbit hole ever again Not that it can't be fun and this here is really nice community, but sometimes I take things too seriously, and before I know it, I'm overly invested as if it were full-time work, and that's just not okay.

Life as it is now is good, and it would be nice to have more calm people in this role. Members like @Falzo, @Ympker, @imok ... or yourself can be just perfect.

Ympker

@TheDP said:
I have some names to put on the table, for you folks to consider, if they’re interested ✌🏼

@Falzo @Ympker @Mumbly @Not_Oles

Thanks for the mention, but I'll have to decline due to other things occupying my time right now. I've also once stated in the past that I wouldn't really like to become Mod/Admin for various reasons.
The others sound like good picks though

root

@Ympker said:

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@TheDP said:
I have some names to put on the table, for you folks to consider, if they’re interested ✌🏼

@Falzo @Ympker @Mumbly @Not_Oles

Thanks for the mention, but I'll have to decline due to other things occupying my time right now. I've also once stated in the past that I wouldn't really like to become Mod/Admin for various reasons.
The others sound like good picks though

Cheers Ympker!

You would have been a good moderator.

sh97

@emgh

barbaros

@sh97 said:
@emgh

Not him please. Anyone but @emgh

emgh

Alright alright… sure… since I’m so requested I’ll be mod, then…

mikho

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@Ympker said:

@TheDP said:
I have some names to put on the table, for you folks to consider, if they’re interested ✌🏼

@Falzo @Ympker @Mumbly @Not_Oles

Thanks for the mention, but I'll have to decline due to other things occupying my time right now. I've also once stated in the past that I wouldn't really like to become Mod/Admin for various reasons.
The others sound like good picks though

Cheers Ympker!

You would have been a good moderator.

You can afford beer from the store!!!!

You are NOT a good example for our staff meetings.
Good sir, you are disqualified.

terrorgen

I am moderating a 3 year old when I am not at my paying job 😂

root

@mikho said:

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@root said:

@Ympker said:

@TheDP said:
I have some names to put on the table, for you folks to consider, if they’re interested ✌🏼

@Falzo @Ympker @Mumbly @Not_Oles

Thanks for the mention, but I'll have to decline due to other things occupying my time right now. I've also once stated in the past that I wouldn't really like to become Mod/Admin for various reasons.
The others sound like good picks though

Cheers Ympker!

You would have been a good moderator.

You can afford beer from the store!!!!

You are NOT a good example for our staff meetings.
Good sir, you are disqualified.

That beer was on offer in the store. I am living the low-end life in here. Besides, I did not thought of myself as qualified for anything, while not celebrating anything. I merely had a cold one in the honour @Ympker - our beloved friend.

Saragoldfarb

@emgh

Mumbly

@ehab