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  • skorousskorous OG

    @soulchief said:

    Being activated but then going offline is different. Virmach said on the last day of flash sales to not expect any of the new deals to be activated for awhile.

    Ah, I'm glad you said this as I missed the end of the sale. When I logged in there were ~400 new messages and I just skipped to the end so I wasn't aware.

  • erkerk

    @root said:
    People just need stay with patience and wait.

    The little devil on my shoulder wants me to say something like:

    Everyone has their JAN4 VPS except you

    You can get your VPS by filing at least 3 tickets, one of them should be marked Priority

    Be sure to post your ticket numbers in this thread

    If "everyone" followed these guidelines, those of us who didn't would have fewer noisy neighbors ;)

    Thanked by (1)AlwaysSkint
  • rootroot OG
    edited January 2023

    @erk said:
    [...] would have fewer noisy neighbors ;)

    And then another flash sale would come and other noisy neighbours will appear on the dedicated server.

    How are you... online?

  • nutjobnutjob
    edited January 2023

    @taoqi said:
    Excuse me, when is the $24.6 vps purchased on January 4th expected to be opened?

    Your comment means your purchase will be cancelled and your account banned. This is standard procedure for all enquiries about Flash Sale VPS delays.

    Thanked by (1)AlwaysSkint
  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman

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    smartass shitposting satirist

  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @nutjob said:

    taoqi said:
    Excuse me, when is the $24.6 vps purchased on January 4th expected to be opened?

    Your comment means your purchase will be cancelled and your account banned. This is standard procedure for all enquiries about Flash Sale VPS delays.

    I am currently traveling in mostly remote areas until sometime in April 2024. Consequently DM's sent to me will go unanswered during this time.
    For staff assistance or support issues please use the helpdesk ticket system at https://support.lowendspirit.com/index.php?a=add

  • lemoncubelemoncube

    The ticket for mass pay issue also merged with ipv6 requests. I don't like it. :/

  • nutjobnutjob
    edited January 2023

    ...

  • nutjobnutjob

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    @Flying_Chinaman im tempted to put production on the LAX beast. am i stupid?

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman

    @cybertech said:
    @Flying_Chinaman im tempted to put production on the LAX beast. am i stupid?

    Bravery or stupidity, that is the question.

    Good luck then...

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • tonealtoneal

    @VirMach More talk plz, we need u，Mjj need u~

  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman
    edited January 2023

    @toneal said:
    @VirMach More talk plz, we need u，Mjj need u~

    Leave VirmArch alone, no brainer is still appending, IPv6 is on hold, ticket queue clogged,
    Nagging old fart will be back when all things settled

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG
    edited January 2023

    LMFTFY

    @Flying_Chinaman said: no brainer is still appending

    ..

    @Flying_Chinaman said: Nagging old fart will be back..

    Guess who's back? :|

    Thanked by (5)FrankZ Flying_Chinaman fluttershy ZA_capetown tototo

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman

    @AlwaysSkint said: Guess who's back? :|

    Thanked by (12)AlwaysSkint ehab someTom tetech FrankZ Neoon lemoncube fluttershy cybertech imok chimichurri sh97

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • ehabehab

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @AlwaysSkint said: Guess who's back? :|

    i have never though of a better way to welcome AlwaysSkint

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG

    @ehab said: i have never thought ..

    ;)

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • ehabehab
    edited January 2023

    hey @AlwaysSkint give us some of your fav perfumes , this is one from my side

    btw, this is an innocent question.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG

    @ehab said: give us some of your fav perfumes

    Old Spice! :D

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    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @Brueggus said:

    @skorous said:
    ( sigh ) Glad I clicked the button for those ipv6 requests. They all got merged with my priority ticket Dedicated Server OS Reinstall and put On Hold.

    Nice one...

    I was trying to prevent that from happening but there was an oopsie in the code and we really needed to it because there were hundreds of people that made multiple tickets for the flash sale. I'd say it was worth it and we can still catch and split off the IPv6 request portions.

    Thanked by (3)FrankZ AlwaysSkint ZA_capetown
  • shallowshallow
    edited January 2023

    I mix half cologne and half malt liquor.

    Olde English Leather.

    Thanked by (1)ehab
  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @ehab said: give us some of your fav perfumes

    Old Spice! :D

    I've gotten more compliments on my "perfume" wearing old spice than any other actual perfume. I always love giving this response to the compliment to just confuse and weird people out though: instead of telling them it's old spice I just look at them weird and say I'm not wearing any perfume.

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  • soulchiefsoulchief

    Virmach survived his flash sale hangover!

    Thanked by (3)FrankZ someTom ehab
  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG

    @soulchief said:
    Virmach survived his flash sale hangover!

    Then the reality of the Profit & Loss spreadsheet hits! :astonished: :anguished:

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG
    edited January 2023

    @cybertech said: im (sic) tempted to put production on the LAX beast

    I've put a live site on my $6.94 PHX one, after it had only been running for a day. The (long-standing) client hasn't paid their bill for two months(!), so if it goes down, though shit. :| (I still do a daily backup though.)
    In my defense, Virmach, it's low traffic, so still idling in effect. It would've been on the $6 Dallas one had that been active, given that the client is based out of TX. ;)

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • JabJab
    edited January 2023 
    https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php had a change.
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(changed)   * None
(into   )   * NYCB041 - Recurring issue
(removed)   * NYCB041 - Back online
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    Rest in pepperoni NYCB041 [*]

    Thanked by (1)risturiz

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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  • imokimok OG

    I should get a pizza tonight

  • decdec

    How about Node MIAZ014? I find some order in which the server should be deployed on that node is still pending. @virmach

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG

    @AlwaysSkint said: ..so if it goes down, though..

    You lot are slow for revenge today!
    Should be:

    ..so if it goes down, tough..

    :D :D :D

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • localhostlocalhost OG

    My old service from 2019, migrated to TPAZ003... is always "offline" in Solusvm. I tried reinstalling a couple days ago and after that it has not come up. It was up before.... sigh

    Tried the Boot (Power on)/ Reinstall a couple times at spaced out intervals. But, there doesn't seem to trigger any life in that.

    Any thoughts?

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