[Crunchbits] Halt Hunger Hoard Hardware -- Happy Thanksgiving!

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    Real men buy 1TB

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • lets go small disk for let

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    I donated my lunch.

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    you can say
    “请使用我们提供的测速链接再决定是否下单,请勿提交网速不佳工单,黑五期间我们无法及时处理”


    Mod translation:
    "Please use the speed test link we provide before deciding whether to place an order. Please do not submit a ticket for poor network speed. We will not be able to process it in time during Black Friday."

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    @menatplay said:
    you can say
    “请使用我们提供的测速链接再决定是否下单,请勿提交网速不佳工单,黑五期间我们无法及时处理”


    Mod translation:
    "Please use the speed test link we provide before deciding whether to place an order. Please do not submit a ticket for poor network speed. We will not be able to process it in time during Black Friday."

    Much appreciated.

  • OK, you got me - last of my current PayPal balance..

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    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • I donated to 2-HARVEST.ORG because the photo on thank you page was nice :)
    https://i.imgur.com/QL6VCFQ.png

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  • I want THE MASTER OF BAITING but out of stock...

    I am choosing to donate to zlib, because i believe knowledge is power,let people in developing countries access books more easily might help them learn more skills, and maybe one person can feed not only another person, but more or even the whole family.

    if Crunchbits can donate a new $11.74 to 2-harvest and send me a screenshot for proof. I will give up my ADDITIONAL 20% ACCOUNT CREDIT since I only need one server for idle(bruh, why more than one...), and this server will be idle for 3 yrs means maybe i won't buy a new server in the next 3yrs in Crunchbits...

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  • Keep me in the loop for a TB and some bandwich.

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  • @cybertech said:

    Real men buy 1TB

    I'm a boy, not a man.
    Therefore, I buy the plans with 8~25GB storage.

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    ServerFactory aff best VPS; HostBrr aff best storage.

  • Here is my donation, thanks for the opportunity @crunchbits

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    @AuroraZero said:
    Keep me in the loop for a TB and some bandwich.

    You still in the loop?

  • will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

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    @taizi said:
    will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

    Yes, we will have more within 12 hours.

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  • @crunchbits said:

    @AuroraZero said:
    Keep me in the loop for a TB and some bandwich.

    You still in the loop?

    Certainly

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  • @crunchbits said:

    @taizi said:
    will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

    Yes, we will have more within 12 hours.

    I already got one and it’s working great for me. I was curious if you’re restocking because I was going to share with a friend. Thanks!

  • @crunchbits said:

    @taizi said:
    will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

    Yes, we will have more within 12 hours.

  • Can I extend my wildly unsustainable 1TB SSD annual VDS with this or my weird 3x LET+LES-combined special with this? I don't mind if the answer is no.

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  • @MallocVoidstar said:

    Can I extend my wildly unsustainable 1TB SSD annual VDS with this or my weird 3x LET+LES-combined special with this? I don't mind if the answer is no.

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  • @crunchbits said:

    @taizi said:
    will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

    Yes, we will have more within 12 hours.

    Can bait me more with BGP?

    The all seeing eye sees everything...

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    @terrorgen said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @taizi said:
    will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

    Yes, we will have more within 12 hours.

    Can bait me more with BGP?

    theyve been processing them for vds/dedi stuff, but I dont think it's going to be free on the VPS unless you send in a photo wearing a Crunchbits tshirt out in public or doing pushups.

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    @crunchbits said:

    @terrorgen said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @taizi said:
    will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

    Yes, we will have more within 12 hours.

    Can bait me more with BGP?

    theyve been processing them for vds/dedi stuff, but I dont think it's going to be free on the VPS unless you send in a photo wearing a Crunchbits tshirt out in public or doing pushups.

    C'mon @terrorgen

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  • I don't understand why paypal refused.

  • @crunchbits said:

    @terrorgen said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @taizi said:
    will "THE MASTER OF BAITING" restock?

    Yes, we will have more within 12 hours.

    Can bait me more with BGP?

    theyve been processing them for vds/dedi stuff, but I dont think it's going to be free on the VPS unless you send in a photo wearing a Crunchbits tshirt out in public or doing pushups.

    @terrorgen note that @crunchbits only said shirt. Pants = no BGP

  • BABY'S FIRST YEARLY has been restocked

  • @crunchbits said:

    @terrorgen said:
    Can bait me more with BGP?

    theyve been processing them for vds/dedi stuff, but I dont think it's going to be free on the VPS unless you send in a photo wearing a Crunchbits tshirt out in public or doing pushups.

    It's already done.

    ServerFactory aff best VPS; HostBrr aff best storage.

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    @yoursunny said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @terrorgen said:
    Can bait me more with BGP?

    theyve been processing them for vds/dedi stuff, but I dont think it's going to be free on the VPS unless you send in a photo wearing a Crunchbits tshirt out in public or doing pushups.

    It's already done.

    That could be a knockoff. I don't see the official seal.

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  • Thanks so much to the great people at Crunchbits. I'm quite pleased with my instance, and I enjoyed hanging out with you on your discord channels during the waning hours of Cyber Monday. I can finally go to sleep earlier tonight now that the search has ended.

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     Usage : curl -sL bench.monster | bash -s -- -USA
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     Virt/Kernel  : KVM / 6.1.0-13-cloud-amd64
     CPU Model    : Intel Core Processor (Broadwell, IBRS)
     CPU Cores    : 1 @ 2095.320 MHz x86_64 16384 KB Cache
     CPU Flags    : AES-NI Enabled & VM-x/AMD-V Enabled
     Load Average : 0.09, 0.03, 0.01
     Total Space  : 39G (883M ~3% used)
     Total RAM    : 1444 MB (239 MB + 306 MB Buff in use)
     Total SWAP   : 974 MB (0 MB in use)
     IPv4/IPv6    : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
     Uptime       : 0 days 0:1
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     Location     : United States, Liberty Lake (Washington)
     ASN & ISP    : AS400304, Redoubt Networks / anyNode
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      Single Core : 739  (VERY GOOD)
       Multi Core : 725
    
     ## IO Test
    
     CPU Speed:
        bzip2     :  95.8 MB/s
       sha256     : 159 MB/s
       md5sum     : 394 MB/s
    
     RAM Speed:
       Avg. write : 2013.9 MB/s
       Avg. read  : 4471.5 MB/s
    
     Disk Speed:
       1st run    : 452 MB/s
       2nd run    : 415 MB/s
       3rd run    : 441 MB/s
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       Average    : 436.0 MB/s
    
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     Nearby                          291.49 Mbit/s    547.23 Mbit/s   * 71.955 ms
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     USA, New York (Hivelocity)      271.03 Mbit/s    52.50 Mbit/s    ping error!
     USA, Boston (Comcast)           244.02 Mbit/s    314.32 Mbit/s    75.454 ms
     USA, Baltimore, MD (Comcast)    250.34 Mbit/s    322.08 Mbit/s    71.703 ms
     USA, Atlanta (Windstream)       257.87 Mbit/s    378.28 Mbit/s    68.016 ms
     USA, Miami (Comcast)            142.58 Mbit/s    225.90 Mbit/s    84.401 ms
     USA, Nashville (Comcast)        226.36 Mbit/s    403.61 Mbit/s    81.689 ms
     USA, Indianapolis (CenturyLink) 197.62 Mbit/s    251.37 Mbit/s    66.725 ms
     USA, Cleveland (CenturyLink)    203.49 Mbit/s    287.05 Mbit/s    63.468 ms
     USA, Detroit, MI (Comcast)      175.11 Mbit/s    287.35 Mbit/s    62.568 ms
     USA, Chicago (Windstream)       249.12 Mbit/s    374.99 Mbit/s    50.215 ms
     USA, St. Louis (Elite Fiber)    255.45 Mbit/s    633.84 Mbit/s    48.480 ms
     USA, Minneapolis (US Internet)  427.12 Mbit/s    655.41 Mbit/s    42.460 ms
     USA, Kansas City (UPNfiber)     238.35 Mbit/s    280.44 Mbit/s    69.985 ms
     USA, Denver (CenturyLink)       283.35 Mbit/s    541.94 Mbit/s    64.809 ms
     USA, Albuquerque (Plateau Tel)  527.34 Mbit/s    553.55 Mbit/s    34.355 ms
     USA, Phoenix (PhoenixNAP)       238.08 Mbit/s    397.40 Mbit/s    47.520 ms
     USA, Salt Lake City (Comcast)   365.42 Mbit/s    417.24 Mbit/s    55.774 ms
     USA, Seattle (Comcast)          1251.99 Mbit/s   891.22 Mbit/s    11.629 ms
     USA, San Francisco (Comcast)    392.15 Mbit/s    750.01 Mbit/s    29.763 ms
     USA, Los Angeles (Windstream)   450.35 Mbit/s    580.14 Mbit/s    38.015 ms
     USA, Anchorage (Alaska Com)     164.78 Mbit/s    395.40 Mbit/s    48.845 ms
     USA, Honolulu (Hawaiian Telcom) 293.73 Mbit/s    508.70 Mbit/s    61.916 ms
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     Timestamp   : 2023-11-28 05:04:14 GMT
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    @MallocVoidstar said:

    Can I extend my wildly unsustainable 1TB SSD annual VDS with this or my weird 3x LET+LES-combined special with this? I don't mind if the answer is no.

    Only you, and yes. You've always been a champ.
    Just open a ticket

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  • @crunchbits said:

    @MallocVoidstar said:

    Can I extend my wildly unsustainable 1TB SSD annual VDS with this or my weird 3x LET+LES-combined special with this? I don't mind if the answer is no.

    Only you, and yes. You've always been a champ.
    Just open a ticket

    Opened ticket #RYV-024537, thanks!

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