VirMach * 2024 * RYZEN * NVMe ** VPS Black Friday * Flash Deals ** Check inside for offers!

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  • I thought I am strong enough to not buy any more things...

  • @FAT32 said:
    I thought I am strong enough to not buy any more things...

    Me, I'm just broke now.

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    @tridinebandim said:

    @VirMach said: The surprise is probably auto generated deals or the system breaking finally.

    if it breaks give him a punishment 5 /y dealzzzz

    This was a good idea, the system fixed itself.

    Thanked by (1)tridinebandim
  • Phew. Sanity restored. I don't know what is going to happen tomorrow.

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  • It'd be smart if there was a buyback option where @VirMach buy all your excess flash sales at half the purchase price.

  • ooo behave virbot behave

  • That's it I should logout now before I spend any more money... good bye di ding di ding di ding

  • edited December 1

    Special Flash Price... You buy at full price and then beg 70OFF here on forum xD ( not CODE, not scalpers, 10k of posts = profit )

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  • @VirMach said:

    @tridinebandim said:

    @VirMach said: The surprise is probably auto generated deals or the system breaking finally.

    if it breaks give him a punishment 5 /y dealzzzz

    This was a good idea, the system fixed itself.

    If order not deployed (pending). We should wait ?
    Or open ticket ? Other orders were deployed instantly

  • @FAT32 said:
    That's it I should logout now before I spend any more money... good bye di ding di ding di ding

    There's a $2 deal dropping, don't go ;)

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    @ususk said:
    It'd be smart if there was a buyback option where @VirMach buy all your excess flash sales at half the purchase price.

    We ban you from being able to view flash sales and block your account from making purchases, for only $50 per Black Friday.

  • Caved for $5 deal, but payment failed and redirected to account support level page :/. Should have known better.

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    @remy said:

    @VirMach said:

    @tridinebandim said:

    @VirMach said: The surprise is probably auto generated deals or the system breaking finally.

    if it breaks give him a punishment 5 /y dealzzzz

    This was a good idea, the system fixed itself.

    If order not deployed (pending). We should wait ?
    Or open ticket ? Other orders were deployed instantly

    If it's paid invoice, and you can see the invoice and order on your account, it's in a database. During higher order volumes provisioning takes longer and errors are automatically logged and fixed in clusters. We haven't had the system miss any yet. Only bugs/issues have been from WHMCS (our billing panel) so as I mentioned if the invoice is paid and you can see it, then you're OK.

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  • @ususk said:
    It'd be smart if there was a buyback option where @VirMach buy all your excess flash sales at half the purchase price.

    Would be useful right now.

  • @FAT32 said: I thought I am strong enough to not buy any more things...

    I've looked at it this way:

    It's kept me from buying hundreds of dollars of Amazon rubbish. Instead of a USB adapter or cable as a gift that won't be used and thrown in a backpack - you just got two VMs for a year, three if you got a banger of a deal.

    Same with the larger VMs. Sure, I spent $38, but it's price locked, multiple IPs and is a year of a huge sandbox VM for testing, UptimeKuma, backups, Plex, and more for $3.16/mo?

    If I ever get more than 30 minutes of free time, maybe a Windows RDP box. In all honesty though, since getting a $140 N97 NUC with 32GB of RAM and SSD, I haven't needed anything else, it's pretty damn fast, 2500 GB6.

    I've spent a few hundred here at least, but compared to Amazon where I would've purchased 2-3x as many items as gifts that my family really wouldn't want, I've saved.

    Now I'm just getting them exactly what they'd like, with a cohesive list, and everything is still on sale. VirBot and the lottery actually saved me from the normal 'doorbuster' deals at other sites where items are $2-3 cheaper than the week before.

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    @adly said:
    Caved for $5 deal, but payment failed and redirected to account support level page :/. Should have known better.

    Might still be recoverable in most cases. Open a ticket and I can go digging for your card payment to see why it failed and if it's chargeable.

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  • @VirMach said: We ban you from being able to view flash sales and block your account from making purchases, for only $50 per Black Friday.

    Thanked by (2)tridinebandim remy
  • @VirMach said:

    @ususk said:
    It'd be smart if there was a buyback option where @VirMach buy all your excess flash sales at half the purchase price.

    We ban you from being able to view flash sales and block your account from making purchases, for only $50 per Black Friday.

    Nobody would buy that but I bet most folks here would sell their excess flash sales to you and you can easily reclaim some IP, RAM and SSD space too. That essentially means we spend more for the flash sale idlers we decided not to sell

  • Where is the $5 Los Angeles VPS? It's just miami, amsterdam and chicago right?

    I’m a simple man I see gifs, I press thanks

  • @VirMach said:
    We ban you from being able to view flash sales and block your account from making purchases, for only $50 per Black Friday.

    $7

  • @VirMach said:

    @remy said:

    @VirMach said:

    @tridinebandim said:

    @VirMach said: The surprise is probably auto generated deals or the system breaking finally.

    if it breaks give him a punishment 5 /y dealzzzz

    This was a good idea, the system fixed itself.

    If order not deployed (pending). We should wait ?
    Or open ticket ? Other orders were deployed instantly

    If it's paid invoice, and you can see the invoice and order on your account, it's in a database. During higher order volumes provisioning takes longer and errors are automatically logged and fixed in clusters. We haven't had the system miss any yet. Only bugs/issues have been from WHMCS (our billing panel) so as I mentioned if the invoice is paid and you can see it, then you're OK.

    Okay, wait and see
    Thanks

  • edited December 1

    @VirMach said:

    @adly said:
    Caved for $5 deal, but payment failed and redirected to account support level page :/. Should have known better.

    Might still be recoverable in most cases. Open a ticket and I can go digging for your card payment to see why it failed and if it's chargeable.

    Done - #720403.

    I had to create this using the 'Emergency & Priority Support' button because I could find no other way to submit a ticket - hopefully this is OK.

    Edit: OK, now a big green 'Contact Us' button shows - it 100% absolutely was not there before.

  • @nullnothere said:
    We should get a "mystery" VM - specs known, location unknown.

    They did that last year. Let's just say that mine wasn't a winner :P

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  • @Kris said:
    Proposed VirMach 2025 BF survival guide:

    • Modafinil
    • Depends
    • Credit added to account before the sales start.
      • Two catheters

    I will be ready.

    FTFY

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  • Props to @VirMach so far - payment located and order created. :)

    Thanked by (2)ZA_capetown VirMach
  • @adly said:
    Props to @VirMach so far - payment located and order created. :)

    Same with me, although it is still pending.

    Thanked by (3)adly ariq01 ZA_capetown
  • @VirMach OS install seems busted on AMSD034?
    Tried installing multiple OS, always shows Alma and wrong password.
    Thought of installing via ISO, mounted it and tried VNC but shows "Failed to connect to server (code: 1011, reason: Failed to connect to downstream server)"

    Create ticket or any work arounds?

  • @sh97 said: any work arounds?

    If via Client Area, then try Control Panel.

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • @AlwaysSkint said:

    @sh97 said: any work arounds?

    If via Client Area, then try Control Panel.

    yup, tried via Solus!

  • Gotta learn to use cloud-init to deploy and configure all the flash sale idlers

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