I'm still very happy with my 14 VirMach VMs. I still like them and I have no problem saying so.
I just understand that LESbians have grown tired of both the complainers and the defenders so I defer to the majority.
I was so glad to see that you still remember me. I have been extremely busy this past year and have had very little time to visit LES.
Of course I still all my LESbian friends.
Servers are going to be picked up this week and physically moved. Once they reach another facility, there will be migrations to the nearest available location which in this case will likely end up being Tokyo.
This is going to work out fantastically. My big ass $9.44/yr VPS is going end up in Tokyo.
(Let it be known that I am going to raise the price on that one as soon as I take over VirMach)
@edenten said: Last year, it was active for only a few days. In the final months, support tickets went unanswered. I decided not to renew the service, and now the machine has gone from unusable to completely terminated.
Thank you for your donation (and your renewed hope)!
The guy has been offered help multiple times by many different people, but what people miss is that the crappy service is by design. It is a clock game: they are paying for a service that is cut-off while they expect/hope to get it back! Aww :'( too bad your service expired without coming back online (meanwhile the electricity bills were zero, but be sure that the server was connected to the internet and the problem was not on VirCrap' side ofc)... Btw: have you seen this new (sweet) offer from this (shuffled) server in this (temporary) location?.. Try to catch some uptime while you can (you idiots) and thanks for your support!
Getting help from an uncorrupt third party would end this scheme through discovery.
Real plot: while(TRUE){
Month #0: (sweet) offers using SJCZ001: come to me ca$hflow!
Month #6: oops, SJCZ001 is offline - ANNOUNCEMENT: be sure that 💩 VirCrap 💩 is working on it, please continue to hope and you can open all the tickets you want!
Month #7: SJCZ001 is reformatted to SJCZ010 with some nice (sweet) offers: come to me ca$hflow!
Month #8: damn, people are moaning & complaining about SJCZ001, let me extend their services by 90 days (hahaha!)
Month #10: SJCZ010 is being shipped to Tokyo (yeah right, hahaha) - ANNOUNCEMENT: please wait while you renew your plan (or not: it doesn't matter ANYWAY)
Month #13: oh flip: SJCZ010 has been misplaced and is now at the bottom of the sea, beat on my chest, please come to cry with me, sad sad... :'( (thanks for the renewals you idiots! I am not like others: I do not deadpool! )
Month #14: SJCZ010 reformatted as SJCZ002 with some nice (sweet) offers: come to me ca$hflow! }
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It's been almost half a year.
Don't tell me about these offline services. Are they all going to be migrated to Japan in the end?
@JoeMerit said: @edenten if you had a San Jose server, he apparently took them all to Los Angeles and he needs to assign new IPs to them so that they'll work.
Almost half a year has passed. Got across by swimming?
Don't tell me about these offline services. Are they all going to be migrated to Japan in the end?
They are on the top of a turtle at the moment, slowly swimming to Japan! Most of the time the turtle is underwater so Starlink can't connect (don't you dare say that VirCrap is at fault here!).
Almost half a year has passed. Got across by swimming?
Don't you like the hope story???... Remember: VirCrap didn't deadpool! Just buy more services across different locations to shuffle your uptime (=offline) probability, so that you can join the supporters' bucket!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@WSS said:
Instant flan? Jesus, I thought we had awful shit food here in America.
It's imported from USA.
USA, or Mexico?
Sir, I know geography.
Anyway I was wrong.
It's made in Peru and exported to USA, Panama, Bolivia and Italy. Despite people in my region don't like this kind of flan because it contains too much sugar and chemicals, I love it.
But I should stop consuming it. There was a reason my parents only gave me this stuff a couple of times a year.
@imok said:
It's made in Peru and exported to USA, Panama, Bolivia and Italy. Despite people in my region don't like this kind of flan because it contains too much sugar and chemicals, I love it.
I thought that said SIN AZUCAR or ALTO EN AZUCAR?
"It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington
'muricans are well used to that with steroid infused meat and fortified milk! Just look what it does to a large proportion of voters.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@imok said: I don't know why I thought the thread was titled "Virmach - Complain - Moan - Praise - Flan". Maybe it changed at some point?
Title updated to reflect thread contents.
@sh97 said: has anyones SJC VPS been online at LA?
Not that I am aware.
NOTE:
ATLZ032 is back up as of Feb 28th, but the network does not get beyond the gateway. I can ping the gateway and other VMs on 89.213.180.0/24 but that is it. So it is not reachable from the interwebs.
Now you know that when you see what you think is a stop sign in Mexico, it really is a not so subliminal message to get high.
Sometimes it will even also show the direction you should go to get some.
Upstream service expiration, hardware failure, and similar issues can lead to product down.
This constitutes natural death.
I suspect TYOC's products have not renewed their upstream agreements.
In other words, vir has not paid its upstream fees.
Yes, I can confirm that VirMach has not paid upstreams. I have no insight on Tokyo, but one can imagine.
One should probably write an history about Soheil and his shenanigans when the saga is finally over, but I guess it is not going to be over for quite a while yet.
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I'm still very happy with my 14 VirMach VMs. I still like them and I have no problem saying so.
I just understand that LESbians have grown tired of both the complainers and the defenders so I defer to the majority.
I was so glad to see that you still remember me. I have been extremely busy this past year and have had very little time to visit LES.
all my LESbian friends.
Of course I still
This is going to work out fantastically. My big ass $9.44/yr VPS is going end up in Tokyo.
(Let it be known that I am going to raise the price on that one as soon as I take over VirMach)
Plot twist: I'm Virmach.
No, you monke
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
I'm glad you have more free time. Please post more interesting stuff, as it really helps my English.
MicroLXC is lovable.
Thank you for your donation (and your renewed hope)!
The guy has been offered help multiple times by many different people, but what people miss is that the crappy service is by design. It is a clock game: they are paying for a service that is cut-off while they expect/hope to get it back! Aww :'( too bad your service expired without coming back online (meanwhile the electricity bills were zero, but be sure that the server was connected to the internet and the problem was not on VirCrap' side ofc)... Btw: have you seen this new (sweet) offer from this (shuffled) server in this (temporary) location?.. Try to catch some uptime while you can (you idiots) and thanks for your support!
Getting help from an uncorrupt third party would end this scheme through discovery.
💩 VirCrap 💩
I've met him in person. I can confirm it is still the same VirBot @VirMach.
QuickPacket - Dedicated Servers in Ashburn, Los Angeles, Chicago
We are having flashbacks of the @seriesn proof of life photo.
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
Real plot:
I am not like others: I do not deadpool! )
while(TRUE){Month #0: (sweet) offers using SJCZ001: come to me ca$hflow!
Month #6: oops, SJCZ001 is offline - ANNOUNCEMENT: be sure that 💩 VirCrap 💩 is working on it, please continue to hope and you can open all the tickets you want!
Month #7: SJCZ001 is reformatted to SJCZ010 with some nice (sweet) offers: come to me ca$hflow!
Month #8: damn, people are moaning & complaining about SJCZ001, let me extend their services by 90 days (hahaha!)
Month #10: SJCZ010 is being shipped to Tokyo (yeah right, hahaha) - ANNOUNCEMENT: please wait while you renew your plan (or not: it doesn't matter ANYWAY)
Month #13: oh flip: SJCZ010 has been misplaced and is now at the bottom of the sea, beat on my chest, please come to cry with me, sad sad... :'( (thanks for the renewals you idiots!
Month #14: SJCZ010 reformatted as SJCZ002 with some nice (sweet) offers: come to me ca$hflow!
}💩 VirCrap 💩
Left is @seriesn? Right is Chris Miller? Center is @qps?
Do we have a group photo with @vortexnode?
Main Server IP: Offline
Node Server: Offline
While you wait for a support agent, here's a suggested solution.
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Your server and node are currently offline. We recommend starting with a server reboot, which often resolves temporary issues. If this does not help, a network reconfiguration might be necessary. Additionally, please log in to your VPS control panel to check server status or review any recent changes. If the problem continues, it might require further investigation by a network specialist.
This is an AI response. It may not always be correct. If it resolves your issues, please close the ticket.
Please wait for a staff reply. If you need to add more information, you may have to close this ticket and start over. Otherwise we have already received your previous message and have already flagged your ticket to the correct department for a response. Further replies at this point would only delay resolution.
It's been almost half a year.
Don't tell me about these offline services. Are they all going to be migrated to Japan in the end?
@edenten if you had a San Jose server, he apparently took them all to Los Angeles and he needs to assign new IPs to them so that they'll work.
Almost half a year has passed. Got across by swimming?
Don't forget to renew!
They are on the top of a turtle at the moment, slowly swimming to Japan! Most of the time the turtle is underwater so Starlink can't connect (don't you dare say that VirCrap is at fault here!).
Don't you like the hope story???... Remember: VirCrap didn't deadpool! Just buy more services across different locations to shuffle your uptime (=offline) probability, so that you can join the supporters' bucket!
💩 VirCrap 💩
Just renewed my storage server for another 3 months.
I hope it does not die.
It has been performing incredibly well despite being HDD.
No. I know Chris Miller, but I've not met the other two.
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has anyones SJC VPS been online at LA?
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1.5L of chemical flan is ready. Excuse the mess, some glass containers went missing.
A bunch of different spec VPSes gathered together on flan-css style monitoring page!
I found this video of flan being prepared for @imok :
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/1riw0do/a_giant_perfect_flan/
Oh that looks very tasty!
Isn't flan just egg pudding? How many eggs went into that batch?
Guess what?
Did VirMach renew with his upstream provider?
Anyone placing bets?
In VirMach we trust
Absolutely none. I use the stuff that comes in a packet/sachet.
Gemini says it's not called "flan" but "custard jelly". Is that right?
Maybe.
Why on earth did I think that was a uterus and fallopian tubes?
Dehydrated eggs... No thanks! Only fresh eggs please!
Custard jelly is not a bad way to describe it...
Your subconscious is speaking to you. Let your wife/girlfriend/mistress/partner know that you want some children asap.
^ Back to shit again!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
My apologies Mr. Skint.
I don't know why I thought the thread was titled "Virmach - Complain - Moan - Praise - Flan". Maybe it changed at some point?
Anyway, I deeply understand your concerns but it'll certainly happen again.
Not much else to talk about here, besides @jcn50
Coming back here: are we talking about a specific provider? Is this about something previously wrote in this thread? I just can't remember.
Instant flan? Jesus, I thought we had awful shit food here in America.
"It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington
It's imported from USA.
Pretty sure the park is still closed unless you're going to/from Cooke City.
USA, or Mexico?
"It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington
Sir, I know geography.
Anyway I was wrong.
It's made in Peru and exported to USA, Panama, Bolivia and Italy. Despite people in my region don't like this kind of flan because it contains too much sugar and chemicals, I love it.
But I should stop consuming it. There was a reason my parents only gave me this stuff a couple of times a year.
I wish Peru export server hardware instead of flan.
I thought that said SIN AZUCAR or ALTO EN AZUCAR?
"It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington
Image is still there, I can see it.
It says ALTO EN AZÚCAR (high in sugar). It's mostly sugars.
Shit, I was reading that as "STOP SUGAR"
"It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington
'muricans are well used to that with steroid infused meat and fortified milk! Just look what it does to a large proportion of voters.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Uh, "Made in Peru" on the packaging ( https://www.amzn.com/B0CRK2Z3PL ). Wait, why I am even responding to this?
Yeah i fixed my previous post.
Interesting the price $5.5 per unit. Here it costs $0.7
It's a great incentive to Americans to not consume that.
Title updated to reflect thread contents.
Not that I am aware.
NOTE:
ATLZ032 is back up as of Feb 28th, but the network does not get beyond the gateway. I can ping the gateway and other VMs on 89.213.180.0/24 but that is it. So it is not reachable from the interwebs.
Please don't get us involved in an international flan controversy, we have enough shit going on here in Mexico already.
Now you know that when you see what you think is a stop sign in Mexico, it really is a not so subliminal message to get high.
Sometimes it will even also show the direction you should go to get some.
Where is @virmach
On the way to renewing
But the journey was incredibly long —— so long that it surpassed everyone's imagination.
@VirMach is currently occupied learning how to make caramel pudding and is absolutely not engaged in server maintenance or migration.
Node TYOC036 just went down.
VirMach: Customer’s Service cannot use more than 10% of the monthly allocated bandwidth in under twenty-four (24) hours.
https://virmach.com/terms-conditions/#aup
LAXA009 is still experiencing network instability.
VirMach: Customer’s Service cannot use more than 10% of the monthly allocated bandwidth in under twenty-four (24) hours.
https://virmach.com/terms-conditions/#aup
Currently in a driverless state.
Upstream service expiration, hardware failure, and similar issues can lead to product down.
This constitutes natural death.
I suspect TYOC's products have not renewed their upstream agreements.
In other words, vir has not paid its upstream fees.
Yes, I can confirm that VirMach has not paid upstreams. I have no insight on Tokyo, but one can imagine.
One should probably write an history about Soheil and his shenanigans when the saga is finally over, but I guess it is not going to be over for quite a while yet.
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