VirMach
VirMach
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(Quote) I don't think it's fixable at this point, so we kind of left him alone. I'm assuming either he's one of our biggest fans/collectors or a big scalper, or both.
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(Quote) The worst part is most if not all these people weren't even directly targeted. It's just such a mess that in dealing with a few accounts it ballooned uncontrollably into this and I haven't even pulled out our actual nuke featu…
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(Quote) Imagine genuinely believing this, and then purchasing a VPS from a company ran by the person you just called not tech savvy. I mean okay sure, everyone makes mistakes I suppose.
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(Quote) Okay but what about DALZ007? Will it also be able to get a life?
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(Quote) Luckily hasn't been a week yet so close that ticket, then go to service details page, click modify service, then click "Issue? New Service" and open ticket using that button.
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(Quote) There's no way for you to get the account from a scalper without that breaking our terms of service and you being flagged by our system as being multiple accounts since you officially have multiple accounts the moment you log into the s…
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(Quote) Simply put to the level you want it simplified, it can be whatever you want it to be with about the same level of accuracy as if I say it.
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(Quote) For more information and resolution have scalper generate request for custom $10 transfer. The $3 transfer doesn't include discussions, checking what happened, etc, but if it was rejected with refund it means we can't process the t…
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(Quote) I think @FrankZ is also idling on it. Or... was.
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(Quote) It's been dead for a while. I think you've been idling a little too hard if you just noticed! Replacement was taken to the datacenter but they didn't let me in and it's been extremely hectic since. I do need to give that …
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(Quote) To utilize the data, it'd still need to go through the same long process. If it gets sent back then we'd likely deploy it elsewhere or try to deploy it in OKC location if that is ready by then. We're already considering regene…
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(Quote) Latest message I got back from Flexential was today. Server may have to be shipped back to us because it's having issues and it's difficult to get them to bring it back in a state where I can access it. Could be another 2 weeks, ma…
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(Quote) I already know what the issue is by the way. Added to my high priority list but everything's on there right now so it might be a couple days, years? minutes for a quick temporary fix, maybe.
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(Quote) Basically right now our auto crediting isn't being processed until we release version 2 of it as version 1 had lots of issues. So if it's worth it for anyone to make a proper ticket request SLA after the service is back up (we'…
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(Quote) It's going to be early for BF 2024 this time.
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(Quote) Thank you for the reminder, I had completely forgotten these nodes even exist and definitely was not already coordinating with Flexential for them per the previous network status update.
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(Quote) User error. I heard they clicked the button twice and it seems like they also made the transfer request last minute. We can try to place more restrictions but we were leaning toward some common sense being applied by the requestor. :'(…
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(Quote) Sadly not spending as much time as others today. I missed lots of comments and I'm pretty sure I got beaten out by @HiEndSoul as top VirMach-related poster today.
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(Quote) I'm aware, I'm not the person on shift that's supposed to make the network status page. I'll see what happened there and create it as I assumed it was already there. I noticed a drop down so I'm seeing if it will cal…
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(Quote) What did they know? You genuinely just went wow, a VirMach deal, linked by a third party, it must be at least exactly 384MB memory or more official deal and therefore it's a great value at $20/2YR, but if it is below 384MB, I will spend…
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(Quote) Good analogy, when you are the one trying to get the exact average of me and Buffet after being provided a more meaningful one. I've provided you with enough information for you to make your own determination. I could answer your questi…
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(Quote) Are you seriously saying that it's normal to purchase a random service just because the URL exists and the product should just be whatever each customer imagines it is?
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(Quote) Quantities are not equal for every plan variance. Quantities varied from 5 to 30 per random plan, but it does not necessarily mean what you think it means, although for it to average out properly, obviously larger plans do take up more space…
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(Quote) How does that in any way relate to your grievances? You are upset that 128MB was a possibility for something you had zero information on and decided to order anyway, right? And that we should have made it 384MB minimum? Or are you fishing fo…
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(Quote) We had a one year contract that renews 60 days in advance automatically for the addresses. The company leasing it to us decided to not honor the contract and come up with their own weird way of being indecisive, so we made the right call and…
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(Quote) Don't click it twice, one click per invoice you desire.
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(Quote) Basically most the time people come here angry and say something like this, it's true, and it means our ticket queues are working as intended. They're just grouped up with the same few percent of customers and get an equivalent per…
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All I was in charge of was creating a pool of exact resources that were a better deal than the regular plans since there'd be risk and fun involved, and then making them as random as possible in no particular order or quantity, because in the e…
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(Quote) Very nostalgic moments.
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(Quote) Answered on the other thread.
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(Quote) 25 predetermined plans were made and viewed by LES staff. People collectively only purchased 7 of them. Let me know if you're interesting in purchasing all of the other 18 of them so you can see they exist. Your position in the purchase…
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(Quote) You were actually the literal last person to buy it I'm pretty sure if I remember your name correctly. Oh wait yeah this is definitely you. I saw you buy it actually and I was like "alright, we finally got him to buy another plan, …
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SKU #6? 7? Probably 7, @Jab is better at this than I am. 2048MB RAM 2 CPU 25GB Disk 1TB Bandwidth This is the last one. I may be willing to bring back the mystery box if anyone found this fun or agonizing. Maybe without the random locations since …
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SKU #5 5120MB RAM 3 CPU 45GB Disk 3.6TB Bandwidth This one had a low quantity, the 4GB and 2GB didn't for reference. This was lowest quantity even out of higher specifications that we unfortunately won't get to since we didn't hit t…
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SKU #5 384MB RAM 1 CPU 10GB Disk 128GB Bandwidth :) We're gonna be rich from this scam. You can quote that on HostLoc. :'( Sadly it's the same quantity as the last 2GB plan though. We're going to lose millions.
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SKU#4 2048MB 2 CPU 50GB Disk 4.1TB bandwidth (don't ask me why it's +0.1TB bandwidth I don't remember I'm just following orders.)
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Another person ordered two and got two 128MB and both of them got bumped up to the 4GB per the positioning mix-up.
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Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you fi…
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Some of the 640MB plans created as 10TB bandwidth, we'll just keep it the same.
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(Quote) I have no idea what you're saying but I already predicted everyone making up conspiracy theories so the entire list of plans, the order they'd get created in, in what quantities, was already sent to LES staff and being followed pre…
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Oops, turns out some of the people I just sent a message to telling them their specifications will be updated will be getting another rollercoaster ride because I didn't realize they go on the third plan, not the second. So you might get anothe…
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(Quote) Sorry for the wait, hopefully the drumroll wasn't too annoying. 2GB RAM, 2 Core, 25GB disk, 1TB bandwidth
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SKU#2 640MB RAM 1 CPU 25GB Disk 2TB Bandwidth
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(Quote) Lucky for you RackNerd's same offer will likely be there for at least forever (life of the company), so you should wait a little bit longer and see.
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(Quote) Sadly nothing to celebrate over after you see most the rest, plus $10/YR for anything with IPv4 & Ryzen is hardly a terrible deal. I mean it's pretty bad by a margin of like $3/YR but could make a pretty cool VPN or something with t…
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Alright activating the new rightful 128MB recipients so they can chime in on the whining before we switch over the people that shouldn't have gotten that one to what it needs to be next.
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(Quote) Yeah for the mystery box the minimum was going to be 384MB, I have no idea what happened. I'm just following orders and creating these how they were listed by me a week ago.
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Okay wait I can say this part really quickly before I have to leave again but for @jungleparrot probably another 30 minutes to an hour of drumroll. WHMCS did the thing it does where it marks people that have no active services currently as inactive…
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(Quote) Keep the drumroll going there's also going to be another big reveal. I just have to focus on NYC right now.
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(Quote) Want me to tell you what you would've gotten?