VirMach
VirMach
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All I was in charge of was creating a pool of exact resources that were a better deal than the regular plans since there'd be risk and fun involved, and then making them as random as possible in no particular order or quantity, because in the end it…
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(Quote) Very nostalgic moments.
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(Quote) Answered on the other thread.
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(Quote) 25 predetermined plans were made and viewed by LES staff. People collectively only purchased 7 of them. Let me know if you're interesting in purchasing all of the other 18 of them so you can see they exist. Your position in the purchase is w…
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(Quote) You were actually the literal last person to buy it I'm pretty sure if I remember your name correctly. Oh wait yeah this is definitely you. I saw you buy it actually and I was like "alright, we finally got him to buy another plan, no ne…
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SKU #6? 7? Probably 7, @Jab is better at this than I am. 2048MB RAM 2 CPU 25GB Disk 1TB Bandwidth This is the last one. I may be willing to bring back the mystery box if anyone found this fun or agonizing. Maybe without the random locations since …
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SKU #5 5120MB RAM 3 CPU 45GB Disk 3.6TB Bandwidth This one had a low quantity, the 4GB and 2GB didn't for reference. This was lowest quantity even out of higher specifications that we unfortunately won't get to since we didn't hit the total quanti…
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SKU #5 384MB RAM 1 CPU 10GB Disk 128GB Bandwidth :) We're gonna be rich from this scam. You can quote that on HostLoc. :'( Sadly it's the same quantity as the last 2GB plan though. We're going to lose millions.
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SKU#4 2048MB 2 CPU 50GB Disk 4.1TB bandwidth (don't ask me why it's +0.1TB bandwidth I don't remember I'm just following orders.)
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Another person ordered two and got two 128MB and both of them got bumped up to the 4GB per the positioning mix-up.
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Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you find out who it i…
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Some of the 640MB plans created as 10TB bandwidth, we'll just keep it the same.
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(Quote) I have no idea what you're saying but I already predicted everyone making up conspiracy theories so the entire list of plans, the order they'd get created in, in what quantities, was already sent to LES staff and being followed precisely. We…
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Oops, turns out some of the people I just sent a message to telling them their specifications will be updated will be getting another rollercoaster ride because I didn't realize they go on the third plan, not the second. So you might get another cha…
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(Quote) Sorry for the wait, hopefully the drumroll wasn't too annoying. 2GB RAM, 2 Core, 25GB disk, 1TB bandwidth
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SKU#2 640MB RAM 1 CPU 25GB Disk 2TB Bandwidth
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(Quote) Lucky for you RackNerd's same offer will likely be there for at least forever (life of the company), so you should wait a little bit longer and see.
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(Quote) Sadly nothing to celebrate over after you see most the rest, plus $10/YR for anything with IPv4 & Ryzen is hardly a terrible deal. I mean it's pretty bad by a margin of like $3/YR but could make a pretty cool VPN or something with the 10…
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Alright activating the new rightful 128MB recipients so they can chime in on the whining before we switch over the people that shouldn't have gotten that one to what it needs to be next.
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(Quote) Yeah for the mystery box the minimum was going to be 384MB, I have no idea what happened. I'm just following orders and creating these how they were listed by me a week ago.
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Okay wait I can say this part really quickly before I have to leave again but for @jungleparrot probably another 30 minutes to an hour of drumroll. WHMCS did the thing it does where it marks people that have no active services currently as inactive…
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(Quote) Keep the drumroll going there's also going to be another big reveal. I just have to focus on NYC right now.
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(Quote) Want me to tell you what you would've gotten?
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(Quote) You're technically not safe yet, I had to stop on the last few to deal with NYC courtesy of ASRock motherboards.
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(Quote) Non-payment. If you paid make a ticket with payment information, but I think your card was rejected ad probably shows as "pending" and will drop off your statement in however many days your company does it in.
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(Quote) Unironically what's going to happen because the first plan happened to probably be the 2nd or 3rd worst one. I'll wait a little bit before activating the second one to get all most the crying out the way. SKU#1 128MB RAM 1 CPU 15GB Disk 10…
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Mystery Boxes are going to begin activating. I'd say about 39% of you are going to be really mad, 17% will be slightly bummed out to neutral, 26% should be happy, and maybe 17% ecstatic. The other 1% will be rounding errors. And keep in mind it goes…
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(Quote) You guys have ChatGPT now, it can summarize for you but it could result in many important words being lost. I'd recommend asking it if it has any specific information about what's relevant to you.
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I think everyone who bought a mystery box needs to be prepared for the five stages of grief. Statistically speaking with what's known on you end: There's only a 1/10 chance you get the location you want. Based on the 6 previews shared, there's onl…
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(Quote) Probably not, but at some point in time we might sub-categorize specials based on disk amount categories and then let you upgrade to some standardized plans optionally. I assume for most people the pricing won't be as good as what they got t…
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(Quote) Turns out it's due to thermal issues but this one flew under the radar because it also has such low CPU utilization that it's not normally noticed, only in bursts. (Quote) I can move you to a much emptier, very nice node outside of Tokyo if…
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(Quote) Will flash deals be returning? Flash deals are not ready yet.
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(Quote) LES got the mystery box. Not my fault if you don't like boxes filled with mystery.
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(Quote) We do need to purge the cache. I haven't done so on purpose, it's not really officially black friday yet in VirMach time. I think subconsciously I like the idea of all the other providers over-stuffing everyone's mouths with deals before we…
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(Quote) Hopefully online today so I can stop beating my head against the wall.
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(Quote) It's depressing looking at the RN thread. I mean I guess the VirMach one was pretty spammy to get the page counts up but at least people hung out and talked a little bit, and even posted bus photos. (Image) (Quote) Saw your order, was a p…
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Last call to buy a mystery box, or maybe it's already past last call, I don't know, but I'll paste this for anyone who actually bought it before it was posted on the other thread a couple days ago then we'll reveal the random locations everyone sele…
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(Quote) Oh we're just getting DDoSed then I guess and something must be set up for that in particular, maybe automatically.
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(Quote) Are you talking about some other website? Because we definitely shouldn't have waiting room set up unless Cloudflare uses the same splash page for other features or if they're using it to reduce their own load in a weird way.