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Username: Jab
Joined: April 2022
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> https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php had a change.
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> (added) SJC
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> (added) https://billing.virmach.com/n…

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50 new posts, not a single VirMach post. I hope you have fun talking among yourselves :D

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You see VirMach trying, you see VirMach working his ass off, you see the light in the tunnel, you see hope...
and then Murphy's Law happens :(

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@VirMach seems like "automatic" ticket creation from Troubleshooter is ignoring URL params like `&subject=` so nothing is auto-set anymore (-:

also please fix javascript, the Troub…

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FUCK YOU.

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FUCK YOU.

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FUCK YOU.

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I have some questions.

> [@cservers said](/discussion/9820/2gb-vps-5-usd-per-year-les-affaires-dete-2025): 2 vCPU Intel Core i9-9900k @ 3.6 GHz (60% Fair Share)
> [@Wonder…

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> [@lentro said](/discussion/9807/looking-for-data-center-colo-joint-venture-5-20-mw): Must be in USA.

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> [@prenhost said](/discussion/comment/217034/#Comment_21…

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> @Wonder_Woman said:
> > @imok said:
> > Everybody put your hands up!
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> ![](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyZnBiZXB0ZGs4b21scWl…

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As those were 'micro' outages it's hard to catch it on monitoring (until you do tcp + live).
With something like 1 minute / 5 minutes cycle (and trigger only on repeat) you most likely won't s…

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> @Wonder_Woman said:
> Ooo, exciting! Looks like my server was provisioned... And now suspended 😞

That was fast! Stop abusing!1oneoneO!neoneone!

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Pretty!

But what happend to PSU cable?
Why different slots?
Why different colours?!

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Seems like a very sophisticated heater!
>! it must be expensive
>! >! I can help with covering the cost.
>! >! A little. Like 7$ a year little.
^.-

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I think VirMach is drunk, those servers are tilted.
There is one extra server in the middle cage!!11on1oNEoneoen!1oneone you need to buy two more, OCD.

CACHE cluster? Two cache …

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So yeah, I was thinking this means it's fixed.
It's not. It died again.

I guess it's time to script my services to startup rather than do it manually, lmao.

Now I…

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> @imok said:
> > @Jab said:
> > @VirMach any coupon for 40% off vps.blackfriday prices deal? ^.-
>
> Why not 60%?

Because 6 is part o…

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Is anyone still keeping track of vps.blackfriday website?
Kinda interested if there was anything 8+ GB of RAM last few days - should I keep an eye on it or out of luck? :D

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> @msatt said:
> > [@ehab said](/discussion/comment/216194/#Comment_216194): i think there are 2 virmach's -- one who just ate Pizza's and one that locked in datacenters! which one di…

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![](https://i.imgur.com/p3gt0tf.png "")
My dude posted on LES wall before even attempting to fix the issue and/or contact provider (not talking about chargeback in first place :D)

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> [@VirMach said](/discussion/comment/216186/#Comment_216186): Why do you only have 4GB memory? I have 64GB and my Windows + Browser is struggling.

Because RAM expensive on Ryzens, …

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> [@imok said](/discussion/comment/215935/#Comment_215935): I always confuse @ehab with @jab
I see we both getting old - just do what I do - look at avatars!
And if someone is rockin…

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Things delivered WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
KVM WORKING (mostly) WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO.
VirMach back from dead WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@imok fucked (as always) WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO…

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> [Kris said](/discussion/comment/215877/#Comment_215877): IPv6 : ❌ Offline
![](https://c.tenor.com/MYZgsN2TDJAAAAAC/tenor.gif "")

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> [@VirMach said](/discussion/comment/215569/#Comment_215569): IPv6 - Soon.
>Sale - Likely not this weekend. This way if we do it this weekend I can look cool instead of saying we're goi…

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Fuck the AI scraping.

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