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  • @cybertech said:
    damn so i got one but why really

    Too late for buyer remorse. This is the psychological thrill of buying. Feel the adrenaline pumping in your veins with desire for accumulating more and more and more.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    LIMITED OFFER
    $11.11 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    50GB SSD (NVMe)
    10240GB MONTHLY DATA
    SAN JOSE, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    and another killer deal. In a hard location to get these days.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited January 2023

    MJJ special

    $11.11 /yr

    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    50GB SSD (NVMe)
    10240GB MONTHLY DATA
    SAN JOSE, **CA LOCATION**
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    @nutjob > I say 3/3/30/3 for $13

    I thought last digit was IP :anguished:

    Yes it was. I was only off by a factor of 3.

  • Got that one, one of the locations I didnt have yet. Now just need Denver

  • edited January 2023

    @VirMach It is near the FS epilogue I suppose?

    But ya said there is no profit for 1vCore1G Ryzen under $17

    MJJs suppose ya gonna squeeze last bit of money and run away

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $11.11 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    50GB SSD (NVMe)
    10240GB MONTHLY DATA
    SAN JOSE, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @soulchief said:
    Got that one, one of the locations I didnt have yet. Now just need Denver

    @VirBOT we need Denver!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    @VirMach It is near the epilogue I suppose?

    Ya said there is no profit for 1vCore1G Ryzen under $17

    MJJs suppose ya gonna squeeze last bit of money and run away

    Joke's on them we still haven't even answered all the tickets yet so we have to stay open until at least 2024.

  • edited January 2023

    @Jab said:

    @soulchief said:
    Got that one, one of the locations I didnt have yet. Now just need Denver

    @VirBOT we need Denver!

    Denver Denver Denver!

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • edited January 2023

    `4 vCores CPU

    4096MB RAM

    130GB Disk

    20480GB Transfer`
    Call ultimate configuration

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    So your telling me I can get 1 dedicated thread and 50GB NVMe for $11.11 / yr ?

  • @cgkings said:
    `4 vCores CPU

    4096MB RAM

    130GB Disk

    20480GB Transfer`
    Call ultimate configuration

    You forgot the 3 IPs

  • @VirMach

    Oops, I got this message when wanna to complete the payment. The system might flag my account? :'(
    Probably I bought too many different Flash Sale offer, too bad I can't buy these amazing offer at the moment. :s

    Quote:
    "Sorry, your account is not eligible to create any orders."

  • @FrankZ said:
    So your telling me I can get 1 dedicated thread and 50GB NVMe for $11.11 / yr ?

    According to the AUP, that number would be 1.5.

    FYI,

    High CPU: Customer’s Service cannot burst to 95-100% usage for more than five (5) minutes and cannot average higher than 50% usage within any two (2) hour period. Packages advertised to include dedicated CPU, Services with the high CPU option, and any customized Service plans that include high CPU option may burst to 100% at all times.
    High Load: Customer’s Service cannot have a 15-minute load average higher than the number of full logical cores assigned and cannot have a 1-day load average higher than 70% of the number of full logical cores assigned.

  • @noisycode said:

    @FrankZ said:
    So your telling me I can get 1 dedicated thread and 50GB NVMe for $11.11 / yr ?

    According to the AUP, that number would be 1.5.

    FYI,

    High CPU: Customer’s Service cannot burst to 95-100% usage for more than five (5) minutes and cannot average higher than 50% usage within any two (2) hour period. Packages advertised to include dedicated CPU, Services with the high CPU option, and any customized Service plans that include high CPU option may burst to 100% at all times.
    High Load: Customer’s Service cannot have a 15-minute load average higher than the number of full logical cores assigned and cannot have a 1-day load average higher than 70% of the number of full logical cores assigned.

    Nan that's outdated for E5, I suppose for Ryzen it is actually 33% CAP

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @noisycode said:

    @FrankZ said:
    So your telling me I can get 1 dedicated thread and 50GB NVMe for $11.11 / yr ?

    According to the AUP, that number would be 1.5.

    FYI,

    High CPU: Customer’s Service cannot burst to 95-100% usage for more than five (5) minutes and cannot average higher than 50% usage within any two (2) hour period. Packages advertised to include dedicated CPU, Services with the high CPU option, and any customized Service plans that include high CPU option may burst to 100% at all times.
    High Load: Customer’s Service cannot have a 15-minute load average higher than the number of full logical cores assigned and cannot have a 1-day load average higher than 70% of the number of full logical cores assigned.

    Nan that's outdated for E5, I suppose for Ryzen it is actually 33% CAP

    Yep, my understanding is that with Ryzen it is a 33% per core max cap.

  • Why is no one buying the 11.11 one... it looks great

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • cybertech said:

    HardSlaps @VirBOT with a large trout , $5 plz

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $7.11 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    7168GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    
  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @FAT32 said:
    Why is no one buying the 11.11 one... it looks great

    after you sir

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    LIMITED OFFER
    $7.11 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    7168GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @FAT32 said:
    Why is no one buying the 11.11 one... it looks great

    Peoples are deciding whether buy this one to replace the previous one.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    think when i check my PayPal statement end of the month am gonna fall of the chair

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @FAT32 said:
    Why is no one buying the 11.11 one... it looks great

    The 12.21 was the better deal really.

  • edited January 2023

    @Ganonk said:

    cybertech said:

    HardSlaps @VirBOT with a large trout , $5 plz

    Give @VirBOT a flying kick, GCV 6666 config plz

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    I must say I've bought 0 flash deals this year, I am proud of myself!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Jab said:
    I must say I've bought 0 flash deals this year, I am proud of myself!

    Yet.

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • @cybertech said:
    LIMITED OFFER
    $7.11 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    7168GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @Ganonk said:

    cybertech said:

    HardSlaps @VirBOT with a large trout , $5 plz

    Give @VirBOT a flying kick, GCV 6666 config plz

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @FAT32 said: Yet.

    Don't think so, I've got around 15$ in VirMach wallet... minus 3$ for location migration gives me like 11.xx$ to play with and most of those deals are outside my budget! HA.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited January 2023

    @Jab said:
    I must say I've bought 0 flash deals this year, I am proud of myself!

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • edited January 2023

    @Jab said:
    I must say I've bought 0 flash deals this year, I am proud of myself!

    NOW OR NEVER CHEAPER!

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited January 2023

    also I had changedetection.io running checking competition websites to see if they have any promos, but @VirMach killed FFME01 that it was running on - totally on purpose, I know it, so I am angry on him (-:

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @VirMach @FrankZ
    green beans is over,come on dessert!!!
    it's endding deal

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $6.66 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    4096GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    
  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    $6.66 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    4096GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    Not enough RAM or DISK to run changedetection.io docker image so not buy! HA.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • $6.66, the server of the beast.

  • FAT32FAT32 OG
    edited January 2023

    For some reasons I have a weird interests on huge RAM small disk VPS

    RAM is everything

    Oh it needs to be cheap, of course

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • edited January 2023

    @tototo said:

    LIMITED OFFER
    $6.66 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    4096GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    Holy shit, I've grabbed that one!
    I thought MJJ rating over 150% is the best so far,
    Never expect 210% worthy!

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @nutjob said:
    $6.66, the server of the beast.

    No beast. It's just a VPS, but a cheap one.

  • Think I managed to pick up the 11.11 SJ deal. Half the price of my other SJ VPS with similar specs and ~2.3x the bandwidth and an extra core. Might actually be done here but still love seeing the deals.

  • Just another message here about the last deal, it's set up to where it will not be able to even oversell quantities by a single one, those will be cancelled and refunded because there's no space or IPv4 left afterward. Quantity set is 22.

  • Also pay attention to what you're buying, I'm having to switch these increasingly fast.

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