If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening. I would NOT just disappear. I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening.
I would NOT just disappear.
I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
FFS it is well beyond a joke !!!
If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening. I would NOT just disappear. I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
FFS it is well beyond a joke !!!
I didn't even get a week from my AMS VPS. I'm considering a chargeback before it gets too late for that.
If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening. I would NOT just disappear. I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
FFS it is well beyond a joke !!!
I didn't even get a week from my AMS VPS. I'm considering a chargeback before it gets too late for that.
Sir, you bought the wrong server. You should get the AWS vps, not the upside down AMS one
I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.
@jcn50 said: SJCZ006 is down again~ (network and/or overloaded)
Too much abuse! The location has been problematic for weeks!! SJCZ011 is also running crap.
https://status.virm.ac/ might have a temporary problem or it could have moved.
Error code: 502 Bad Gateway
The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
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It looks very much like it's a network issue, AGAIN.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening. I would NOT just disappear. I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
FFS it is well beyond a joke !!!
I didn't even get a week from my AMS VPS. I'm considering a chargeback before it gets too late for that.
Sir, you bought the wrong server. You should get the AWS vps, not the upside down AMS one
Hahaha! NYC and LAX are still going to now, it's just AMS - touch wood.
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
Those are just broadcasting the last known location. The yeti has moved him already. All hope is lost. Abort mission.
I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
Those are just broadcasting the last known location. The yeti has moved him already. All hope is lost. Abort mission.
Fake signals instead of trying to hide I flood the airwaves with like 10k of them. Makes the real signal invisible.
If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening. I would NOT just disappear. I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
FFS it is well beyond a joke !!!
One week has passed - do you think @VirMach cares? What happens after the second week: will he lose his Provider Tag?
@jcn50 said:
What happens after the second week: will he lose his Provider Tag?
I doubt it, considering that the majority of my services are up and running perfectly. Out of a dedi and 5 vps's, I've got 4 vps's working normally and one that I can't reach. My dedicated server is back to having some network issues and isn't able to reach the alma repo to update, but it's my storage server for personal backups, and I'm still able to connect and use it for that. Sorry your server is having issues, but it's par for the course, and most of us have made our peace with that a long time ago. Still meets my needs, and until VirMach comes in and throws his hands in the air saying I can't do this anymore, I'll be renewing them. This is a pretty typical response time, and that plus the dirt cheap pricing is what you have to weigh when you're deciding if this is the service for you.
@bakageta
I want to sell you a cardboard house with no roof.
I want to sell you a car without wheels.
I want to sell you a toothbrush without bristles.
I want to sell you a bike without pedals.
I want to sell you a piano without keys.
I want to sell you a book without pages.
I want to sell you a phone without a screen.
I want to sell you a camera without a lens.
All this: for dirt cheap!
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If I was @VirMach I would feel so genuinely guilty that I had not got customers vms back up and running after A MONTH.
I would have kept my customers informed as to what and why things are happening.
I would NOT just disappear.
I would answer tickets that have been in the queue 'for human response' as quickly as possible.
This has gone beyond a joke and really as much as I dislike saying this, unless there is a rapid and positive change within (lets be generous) 2 weeks Virmach should be considered deadpool and suffer all the negativity that goes with it.
AMD018 has been off for so long and other nodes are acting like a yoyo.
FFS it is well beyond a joke !!!
Get your FREE VPS if you develop Open Source software
Good start to the page.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
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@VirMach hasn't been online since yesterday
Think something is off in LA too.
That was actually a stable location for me so far
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I didn't even get a week from my AMS VPS. I'm considering a chargeback before it gets too late for that.
Sir, you bought the wrong server. You should get the AWS vps, not the upside down AMS one
Visiting Lima. Maybe @virmach is here
Lima flan ? 🍮
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SJCZ006is down again~ (network and/or overloaded)💩 VirCrap 💩
Too much abuse! The location has been problematic for weeks!! SJCZ011 is also running crap.
[Edit]
It looks very much like it's a network issue, AGAIN.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
He was here several days ago... Tokyo037 is still offline...
SJCZ006back online: but for how long?... Downtime: 2 hours and 40 minutes~💩 VirCrap 💩
LAX1Z020still offline/unstable. hopefully i can get in for a bit to retrieve some stuffHahaha! NYC and LAX are still going to now, it's just AMS - touch wood.
Dont be sad that it's down, be glad that it was ever up
@VirMach, teaching the end users the importance of backups through practical life experiences!
@ehab you are wanted here, since you are the only pantless member of LES as far as I know...
TYOC027 down too?
its possible a rack fell on vir vir toes and while jumping on one foot he feel on the unfinished elevator, so he rushed down n down
after 2 hours he woke up and is now lost with @imok in some city in Peru
he is spending his last 100 dolla and coming back
lets wait and see
That sounds too far fetched...
I think he got caught by @AuroraZero and now is being held hostage in this yeti snow cave and trying to come up with a way to escape with @FrankZ
stahp
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
if that is so the ciao ciao vir vir.
Two more months before @frankz re surfaces….
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is FrankZ trying to pass a message via morse with the servers up/down/unreach/reboot?
OMG! You could be right! Quick, get the AI chatbots to decode the server up/down times into a message!
NYCB037 141.11.192.151 so long time toDown
@VirMach please at least some "Thanks" reaction to make sure you still there and alive.
Kinda getting worried now.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Frankz this aint da vinci code.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
They might be using the servers location as a beacon to light the way or us. Can someone help draw up a map of the zones the servers are up and down by time?
Okay I put a stop to all the shenanigans. He is now locked up tighter than Fort Knox when the rebels storm it.
The Yeti has left the building.
My AMS and NYC VPS are running fine but 2x LA and one CHI have more holes in monitoring graphs than Swiss cheese.
I think you might have failed. The distress signal is still broadcasting globally through the LA server.
Those are just broadcasting the last known location. The yeti has moved him already. All hope is lost. Abort mission.
TYOC034 is down
virmach tokyo ryzen 12T is now UP
Downtime: 1w 6d 22 hr 44 min
Target: Server Agent
Noticed at: 2025-09-28 02:38:31 (UTC+08:00)
tyoc037
Fake signals instead of trying to hide I flood the airwaves with like 10k of them. Makes the real signal invisible.
The Yeti has left the building.
Just wait till everyone who's server is down start tagging you for their messages
Tag me all you want I have an ignore button. works quite well when I go into hibernation.
The Yeti has left the building.
Ewww!
Current downtime of mine:
AMSD025: 47d, 10h, 18m
AMSD018: 34d, 10h, 50m
TYO-C005: 9h, 41m
almost 3 month combined downtime!
I look forward to seeing all of you at the exotic cock show.
LOL!
@ehab you’re wanted here, since you’re the only pantless member of LES… oh wait, my bad... he meant rooster. 🐓
@AuroraZero don’t you have a whole flock of those feathered alarm clocks?
Actually that's quite impressive.
Lower than what I expected.
https://microlxc.net/
@VirMach will TenantOS be back online?
Will additional IPs be installed? 🥹
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22nd Sep - 28th Sep
Over the past week, the number of outages and downtime in LA have steadily increased, but costs have not risen!
It is maybe a to-leave warning message from @virmach
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One week has passed - do you think @VirMach cares? What happens after the second week: will he lose his Provider Tag?
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I doubt it, considering that the majority of my services are up and running perfectly. Out of a dedi and 5 vps's, I've got 4 vps's working normally and one that I can't reach. My dedicated server is back to having some network issues and isn't able to reach the alma repo to update, but it's my storage server for personal backups, and I'm still able to connect and use it for that. Sorry your server is having issues, but it's par for the course, and most of us have made our peace with that a long time ago. Still meets my needs, and until VirMach comes in and throws his hands in the air saying I can't do this anymore, I'll be renewing them. This is a pretty typical response time, and that plus the dirt cheap pricing is what you have to weigh when you're deciding if this is the service for you.
@bakageta
I want to sell you a cardboard house with no roof.
I want to sell you a car without wheels.
I want to sell you a toothbrush without bristles.
I want to sell you a bike without pedals.
I want to sell you a piano without keys.
I want to sell you a book without pages.
I want to sell you a phone without a screen.
I want to sell you a camera without a lens.
All this: for dirt cheap!
💩 VirCrap 💩