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  • @JamesLebron said: Terminated.

    Terminated is bad.. you did something nasty didn't you ?

  • @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Terminated.

    Terminated is bad.. you did something nasty didn't you ?

    @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Terminated.

    Terminated is bad.. you did something nasty didn't you ?

    Shut up licking dog.

  • @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Shut up licking dog.

    Whatever floats your boat

    What makes you a licking dog?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Wow MJJ retailer shows up again, that's a lucrative biz


    @JamesLebron said: Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    When the sun rises in the West and sets in the East. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

    20$ profit? hold my beer

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited January 2023

    @cybertech said: 20$ profit? hold my beer

    223% profit, another fine day of capitalism


    @JamesLebron @emperor you two calm down and be civil

    JamesLebron may be an victim of anti-fraud

    His previous post goes below

    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/121297#Comment_121297

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @JamesLebron said:
    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

  • @risturiz said:

    @JamesLebron said:
    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    Hahaha

  • edited January 2023

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    An inaccurate translation that loses the rhythm of the original:

    This is a crucial year for the boss of virmach.

    Don't bother him if it's nothing urgent.

    Don't expect too much for such a good price.

    We all run into various problems.

    Virmach is not making sales, but friends.

  • @j0rmo said: Virmach is not making sales, but friends.

    Indeed. It's about building relationships, and who am I kidding, I miss the flash sale already.

    I need a life.

  • Do you know when the vps purchased on January 4 will start?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @taoqi said:
    Do you know when the vps purchased on January 4 will start?

    we have to wait till fatty starts it

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @taoqi said:
    Do you know when the vps purchased on January 4 will start?

    Waiting...!!!

  • Meanwhile you can show Flash Sale fancy names

  • I love this one:

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited January 2023

    @JamesLebron said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said: Please solve my Offline problem as soon as possible.

    Your service will be activated in time. It is not unusual to have some VPS creations go bad during these flash sales. VirMach will make the rounds and fix them. Creating a ticket and/or posting it here may get you marked as a problematic customer. Why? Because when you buy these flash sales you agree to limited/no support. By putting in a ticket to try to rush the provisioning of your VPS you are breaking that agreement. By posting your ticket number here you are trying to get preferential treatment of your ticket over other tickets in the queue.
    My advise is to close your ticket, and wait. You don't need to listen to me, that is your choice. I am here just to help, guide folks in the right direction as I see it, and make suggestions for people to try and avoid as many future problems as possible.

    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    I expect that this would mean that VirMach has decided not to provide the service to you.

    ----
    

    @JamesLebron said:

    @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Shut up licking dog.

    Whatever floats your boat

    What makes you a licking dog?

    Don't do this. Insulting people is not going to make you any friends here.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said: Please solve my Offline problem as soon as possible.

    Your service will be activated in time. It is not unusual to have some VPS creations go bad during these flash sales. VirMach will make the rounds and fix them. Creating a ticket and/or posting it here may get you marked as a problematic customer. Why? Because when you buy these flash sales you agree to limited/no support. By putting in a ticket to try to rush the provisioning of your VPS you are breaking that agreement. By posting your ticket number here you are trying to get preferential treatment of your ticket over other tickets in the queue.
    My advise is to close your ticket, and wait. You don't need to listen to me, that is your choice. I am here just to help, guide folks in the right direction as I see it, and make suggestions for people to try and avoid as many future problems as possible.

    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    I expect that this would mean that VirMach has decided not to provide the service to you.

    ----
    

    @JamesLebron said:

    @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Shut up licking dog.

    Whatever floats your boat

    What makes you a licking dog?

    Don't do this. Insulting people is not going to make you any friends here.

    Will that give me a refund?

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @JamesLebron said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said: Please solve my Offline problem as soon as possible.

    Your service will be activated in time. It is not unusual to have some VPS creations go bad during these flash sales. VirMach will make the rounds and fix them. Creating a ticket and/or posting it here may get you marked as a problematic customer. Why? Because when you buy these flash sales you agree to limited/no support. By putting in a ticket to try to rush the provisioning of your VPS you are breaking that agreement. By posting your ticket number here you are trying to get preferential treatment of your ticket over other tickets in the queue.
    My advise is to close your ticket, and wait. You don't need to listen to me, that is your choice. I am here just to help, guide folks in the right direction as I see it, and make suggestions for people to try and avoid as many future problems as possible.

    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    I expect that this would mean that VirMach has decided not to provide the service to you.

    ----
    

    @JamesLebron said:

    @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Shut up licking dog.

    Whatever floats your boat

    What makes you a licking dog?

    Don't do this. Insulting people is not going to make you any friends here.

    Will that give me a refund?

    Yes, I would expect so.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said: Please solve my Offline problem as soon as possible.

    Your service will be activated in time. It is not unusual to have some VPS creations go bad during these flash sales. VirMach will make the rounds and fix them. Creating a ticket and/or posting it here may get you marked as a problematic customer. Why? Because when you buy these flash sales you agree to limited/no support. By putting in a ticket to try to rush the provisioning of your VPS you are breaking that agreement. By posting your ticket number here you are trying to get preferential treatment of your ticket over other tickets in the queue.
    My advise is to close your ticket, and wait. You don't need to listen to me, that is your choice. I am here just to help, guide folks in the right direction as I see it, and make suggestions for people to try and avoid as many future problems as possible.

    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    I expect that this would mean that VirMach has decided not to provide the service to you.

    ----
    

    @JamesLebron said:

    @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Shut up licking dog.

    Whatever floats your boat

    What makes you a licking dog?

    Don't do this. Insulting people is not going to make you any friends here.

    Will that give me a refund?

    Yes, I would expect so.

    OK

  • Is there a betting pool going on when the last of the Jan4 vintage will be provisioned?

  • @erk said:
    Is there a betting pool going on when the last of the Jan4 vintage will be provisioned?

    Nah but I kind of want to fight Virbot now as well as LesBot. I think that would be fun.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • Damn!
    This is a very special, advanced user only Flash Special - I wonder if that template is still going to enable CPU passthrough

  • @erk said:
    Damn!
    This is a very special, advanced user only Flash Special - I wonder if that template is still going to enable CPU passthrough

    Use solusvm to reinstall an OS.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited January 2023

    Guy what do you think about the idea of creating one more VirMach account (without F2A) so I can easily see Network Status without finding my 2FA phone each fucking damn time? :D

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • Who killed SEZ002? :confounded:

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @soulchief said:
    Use solusvm to reinstall an OS.

    Coincidentally, my VPS Control Panel(solusvm) button doesn't work

    And then

    So the only way to reinstall an OS is with the dd command. :'(

    from google translate

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    Who killed SEZ002? :confounded:

    My 2 vps's on it seem fine.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited January 2023

    https://status.virm.ac/?s=62308aa4023dbc24d12ca512
    (Froze during an OS install - trying again.)
    [Edit] Worked 2nd attempt. D'oh! :|

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @Caxen said:
    Coincidentally, my VPS Control Panel(solusvm) button doesn't work

    Mine is showing the same thing. Actually came here to see if anyone had posted about it, lol. Not sure if this is another "wait and it will work itself out" thing or if there's something I can reconfigure on my end.

  • @SocksAreComfortable said:

    @Caxen said:
    Coincidentally, my VPS Control Panel(solusvm) button doesn't work

    Mine is showing the same thing. Actually came here to see if anyone had posted about it, lol. Not sure if this is another "wait and it will work itself out" thing or if there's something I can reconfigure on my end.

    seems to be happening to everyone then.

  • @dgc1980 said:
    seems to be happening to everyone then.

    Probably will work itself out eventually then, I would imagine.

  • Hmm.. I just checked 2 random VPS's and both bring up solusvm fine.

  • @soulchief said:
    Hmm.. I just checked 2 random VPS's and both bring up solusvm fine.

    Yeah, all mine are fine too. I think that error starts when a machine provisions wrong. Nothing client can do to fix it.

  • edited January 2023

    it is happening to my service on SEAZ005, I am checking others now

    all other services are fine, just this one, no redeploy button :(

  • @dgc1980 said:
    it is happening to my service on SEAZ005, I am checking others now

    all other services are fine, just this one, no redeploy button :(

    Mine is on SEAZ008.

  • my service on SEAZ002 network is working now, so that is good news

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    Who killed SEZ002? :confounded:

    I witnessed some unusual load peaks (~100.0) during the last 18 hours, while it survived and thrived. Now, it's just fine and could even run a yabs, with a single score of 1192.

  • @dgc1980 said:

    @SocksAreComfortable said:

    @Caxen said:
    Coincidentally, my VPS Control Panel(solusvm) button doesn't work

    Mine is showing the same thing. Actually came here to see if anyone had posted about it, lol. Not sure if this is another "wait and it will work itself out" thing or if there's something I can reconfigure on my end.

    seems to be happening to everyone then.

    I am having the same problem with BF-SPECIAL-2020, but the one I got in this flash sale is fine.
    Note: The hack @FrankZ posted on OGF is no longer available.

  • @sh97 said:

    CHI2Z027 IS BACK!!!

    Tks! Yeah! k8s node +1

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    Who killed SEZ002? :confounded:

    Alive one vps :)

  • rootroot OG
    edited January 2023

    Service pending is as usual,
    Complaining here me too,
    My service usage casual
    What should I do?

    Ticket no reply so far
    Coz I not read rules;
    15 dollars is too far
    Millions I lose!

    Forum do not understand
    The service is down;
    Firewall blocked it all, and
    I am refunding now.


    Like that MJJ was crying hard
    Trying to get blended
    For in his abusive rights
    This service got suspended.

  • @Jab said:
    Guy what do you think about the idea of creating one more VirMach account (without F2A) so I can easily see Network Status without finding my 2FA phone each fucking damn time? :D

    RSS : https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php

  • @root said:
    Service pending is as usual,
    Complaining here me too,
    My service usage casual
    What should I do?

    Ticket no reply so far
    Coz I not read rules;
    15 dollars is too far
    Millions I lose!

    Forum do not understand
    The service is down;
    Firewall blocked it all, and
    I am refunding now.


    Like that MJJ was crying hard
    Trying to get blended
    For in his abusive rights
    This service got suspended.

    Yo that's not romantic poem

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • rootroot OG
    edited January 2023

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @root said:
    Service pending is as usual,
    Complaining here me too,
    My service usage casual
    What should I do?

    Ticket no reply so far
    Coz I not read rules;
    15 dollars is too far
    Millions I lose!

    Forum do not understand
    The service is down;
    Firewall blocked it all, and
    I am refunding now.


    Like that MJJ was crying hard
    Trying to get blended
    For in his abusive rights
    This service got suspended.

    Yo that's not romantic poem

    It is about the relationship between a provider and his beloved MJJ. That is quite romantic: it has love (because a service is between them), business (because money is involved), drama (because the service is pending), emotions (because of complaining in forums), divorce (because of refund), political implications (because of firewall), and even plot twist (suspended service).

    EDIT: And it's short, so even MJJ can read (unlike rules which are quite long).

  • @root said:
    Service pending is as usual,
    Complaining here me too,
    My service usage casual
    What should I do?

    Ticket no reply so far
    Coz I not read rules;
    15 dollars is too far
    Millions I lose!

    Forum do not understand
    The service is down;
    Firewall blocked it all, and
    I am refunding now.


    Like that MJJ was crying hard
    Trying to get blended
    For in his abusive rights
    This service got suspended.

    Beautiful man I am tearing up. :'(

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @Caxen @SocksAreComfortable @tototo and others that are having the "Invalid vserverid or username" I might be wrong, but I do not expect that this is a wait and it will be fixed thing. I would post the node and id number from the billing panel link to the VM in question to give VirMach some insight into who this is happening to.
    https://billing.virmach.com/clientarea.php?action=productdetails&;id=623456

    @tototo you are correct that @VirMach has closed my hack around this issue.

  • @AuroraZero said:

    @root said:
    Service pending is as usual,
    Complaining here me too,
    My service usage casual
    What should I do?

    Ticket no reply so far
    Coz I not read rules;
    15 dollars is too far
    Millions I lose!

    Forum do not understand
    The service is down;
    Firewall blocked it all, and
    I am refunding now.


    Like that MJJ was crying hard
    Trying to get blended
    For in his abusive rights
    This service got suspended.

    Beautiful man I am tearing up. :'(

    Is there anything yeti doesn't weep?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • The Yeti has left the building.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    I'm not around much these next couple of days because I have family in for Christmas tomorrow, but I do check in to do the needful. :n

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