Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
But I feel deep malice that it's even named AdorableDearest-VM.
@VirMach said: Non-payment. If you paid make a ticket with payment information, but I think your card was rejected ad probably shows as "pending" and will drop off your statement in however many days your company does it in.
I saw the charge go through authorization when I placed the order, but just looked and it already fell off. I used a virtual credit card with a low spending limit, I am guessing that probably caused it to get rejected on the actual charge. Don't worry about it, that is on me.
Status says "Update -- all servers except storage services are being power cycled to fix a potential secondary issue discovered." but it seems like 20 minutes power cycle so VirMach probably burned down something in DC while doing mass reboot.
@VirMach~~ 128 MB 15 GB ~~
I see many similar results; this must be the outcome designed by extremely greedy individuals. It cannot be random. I used to not believe that VirMach would toy with customers, but this time I fully believe it
Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
@ben said: @VirMach~~ 128 MB 15 GB ~~
I see many similar results; this must be the outcome designed by extremely greedy individuals. It cannot be random. I used to not believe that VirMach would toy with customers, but this time I fully believe it
The guy who created and implemented a plan that made 39% of his clients "really mad" must be pretty desperate/perverted, and luckily some of us helped him out this time.
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
@Flying_Chinaman said:
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
Bold words from Flying_Chinaman, talking from experience?
Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
No, I did get some very attractive plans from virmach, some of which shouldn't have been enough to cover his costs, but now we're both clear
Okay wait I can say this part really quickly before I have to leave again but for @jungleparrot probably another 30 minutes to an hour of drumroll.
WHMCS did the thing it does where it marks people that have no active services currently as inactive. And it auto hides inactive, so the list I was using wasn't the full list.
What this means:
Some of the people that got 128MB may be getting upgrades, if the next plan is worse, I'll keep them the same. If they love their 10TB bandwidth they can ask for it to be rolled back.
Don't worry, some people are going to be getting the 128MB that they rightfully won. So please no complaints that you didn't get the plan you were supposed to, we'll make things right.
(edit) so glad I waited before activating the rest.
@tulipyun said:
No, I did get some very attractive plans from virmach, some of which shouldn't have been enough to cover his costs, but now we're both clear
Typical stage of denial, our MJJ shepherd community coach Chad @FrankZ will provide you emotional support
@VirMach 256MB should be the minimal RAM, even so, it is still needed to tweak the kernel parameters
@Flying_Chinaman said: @VirMach 256MB should be the minimal RAM, even so, it is still needed to tweak the kernel parameters
Yeah for the mystery box the minimum was going to be 384MB, I have no idea what happened. I'm just following orders and creating these how they were listed by me a week ago.
Alright activating the new rightful 128MB recipients so they can chime in on the whining before we switch over the people that shouldn't have gotten that one to what it needs to be next.
This year's Black Friday is a day worth celebrating for VirMach; they sold a significant amount of 128MB products at $20, marking a miracle in VPS sales history.
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It's certainly adorable!
LOL
Anybody got their NY servers up?
My NYCB030 and NYCB043 are down.
Fast as fuck Core i9 VPS (aff) | Powerful AMD Ryzen VPS (aff)
Status says "Update -- all servers except storage services are being power cycled to fix a potential secondary issue discovered." but it seems like 20 minutes power cycle so VirMach probably burned down something in DC while doing mass reboot.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
Be honest, how long was spent dreaming up delightfully cursed combinations?
Probably not long, it comes naturally, with many many years of experience!
@VirMach ~~ 128 MB 15 GB ~~
I see many similar results; this must be the outcome designed by extremely greedy individuals. It cannot be random. I used to not believe that VirMach would toy with customers, but this time I fully believe it
Keep the drumroll going there's also going to be another big reveal. I just have to focus on NYC right now.
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
smartass shitposting satirist
The guy who created and implemented a plan that made 39% of his clients "really mad" must be pretty desperate/perverted, and luckily some of us helped him out this time.
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
Bold words from Flying_Chinaman, talking from experience?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
ChemicalBenefit-VM
4 cores
6144MB RAM
75GB NVMe
1500GB monthly transfer
TYOC005
HostBrr aff best VPS; VirmAche aff worst VPS.
Unable to push-up due to shoulder injury 😣
I've definitely had benefits from chemicals before.
No, I did get some very attractive plans from virmach, some of which shouldn't have been enough to cover his costs, but now we're both clear
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
Why can you get Tokyo (TYOC005) when it's not even on the list?
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
What have you done, I can hear them here in Poland.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
Okay wait I can say this part really quickly before I have to leave again but for @jungleparrot probably another 30 minutes to an hour of drumroll.
WHMCS did the thing it does where it marks people that have no active services currently as inactive. And it auto hides inactive, so the list I was using wasn't the full list.
What this means:
(edit) so glad I waited before activating the rest.
Too late, they already chargeback :-D
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
The upgrade:
100GB NVMe
10000GB monthly transfer
3 cpu
128MB RAM
I see some/most of NYC is back.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
let's see how many supposed big boys come in as crybabies.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
This time, you've deceived a group of people who have always trusted you. You might feel quite satisfied.
My mystery box looks like a PURPLE.
DearestViolet-VMTypical stage of denial, our MJJ shepherd community coach Chad
@FrankZwill provide you emotional support@VirMach 256MB should be the minimal RAM, even so, it is still needed to tweak the kernel parameters
smartass shitposting satirist
Yeah for the mystery box the minimum was going to be 384MB, I have no idea what happened. I'm just following orders and creating these how they were listed by me a week ago.
99% of mystery box buyers think they will not get these.
But after virmach's kind intervention and changing the abundance of the program, I see that most people get it:
1 core, 128 MB RAM, 15 GB NVMe, 1 IPv4, 10 TB Transfer
Have fun with @VirMach
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
Alright activating the new rightful 128MB recipients so they can chime in on the whining before we switch over the people that shouldn't have gotten that one to what it needs to be next.
This year's Black Friday is a day worth celebrating for VirMach; they sold a significant amount of 128MB products at $20, marking a miracle in VPS sales history.