LES Black Friday 2023 Mega Thread
It's time for the LES Black Friday Mega Thread
This thread will have some killer Flash deals, including coupons that need to be decoded & other Mysteries.
This thread will be have more offers, from more providers, than ever !!
New offers will be posted at least twice an hour, or maybe more.
So pile up the snacks and don't plan on sleeping during the next 24 hours because the FOMO will be high.
- There will be Mail Service offers
- There will Shared & Reseller hosting offers
- There will be VPS and VDS offers
- There will be Dedicated Server Offers
- There will be IPv6 only and multi IPv4 VPS offers
- There will even be a provider offering Double Bandwidth if you comment your order number
This thread will be MC'd by none other than ....
Come one come all to the 2nd greatest show on Black Friday because in addition to all the great deals it's ....
Don't miss out on this one folks, because it is going to be highly explosive
Did I forget to mention the girls ?
There will be girls. Both 3D and 2D !!
I'm counting on you @Murv
Disclaimer:
- Parents may find that the material contained in this thread is unsuitable for children under the age of 15.
- Parents are cautioned against letting children under the age of 15 view this thread unattended.
- This thread will most likely contain intensely suggestive dialogue, strong coarse language, intense sexual suggestions, as well as intense gif'ing & meme'ing.
- This thread should not be viewed by adults who have a poor sense of humor, or are easily offended.
- This thread may be harmful to your wallet.
- Only two Karens were harmed in the making of this thread, but we still have most of the day left, so who knows.
Rules:
- No nudity
- No flaming providers or their offers
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Offer index
Crunchbits' Halt Hunger Hoard Hardware VPS event in Spokane, WA
VPS offer in Canada, Europe, & USA from FreeRangeCloud
Flash Dolla NAT & Dolla Web offers from Gullo's Hosting
FLASH Genoa 2 GB VPS offer in Dronten from NaranjaTech
The Mystery Box VPS offer from VirMach
Shared & Reseller offers in Canada from Khan Web Host
KVM VPS offers In Ottoville, OH from Linveo Hosting
Shared cPanel Hosting and $1.97/yr Domain offers from xTom
FLASH Genoa VPS offers in Dronten from NaranjaTech
Flash Ryzen 7950X VPS offer in Spokane, WA from Layer
KVM VPS offers in the United Kingdom from Khan Web Host
Taiwan Dedicated Server offer from Hosting Inside
FLASH Special Kansas City VPS offers from F4 Networks
1 GB RAM VPS offers in Tokyo, and Seattle from xTom
FLASH Genoa VPS offers in Dronten from NaranjaTech
Shared & Reseller offers in Germany from LimitlessHosting
KVM VPS offers in Italy from C1vHosting
KVM VPS offers in Houston,Texas from Khan Web Host
Flash VPS offers in The Netherlands from Bakker IT
VPS offers in the USA, Europe, and Asia from QuadSpark IT
Free One Year Shell Accounts From MetalVPS! - Make Your Own VPS From The Command Line!
Dedicated server offer in Amsterdam from xTom
Email Service offer from OnePoundMail
4 GB RAM VPS offers in Germany and Estonia from xTom
Flash VPS offers in Vienna, Austria from Alwyzon
New release Ryzen 7950X VPS from Hizakura
KVM VPS offers in Turkey from Khan Web Host
NAT VPS in USA, UK, Turkey, India from Khan Web Host
Latest Intel Xeon & AMD Epyc KVM VPS from Clouvider
Big VPS offers in Frankfurt from LuxVPS
FLASH 1 TB VPS with Hybrid Storage in Finland from HostBrr
Shared & Reseller offers from Visual Web Technologies
KVM VPS offers in Los Angeles from HostDare
Killer VPS offer in Kansas City from WisHosting Flash
65% off cPanel Hosting from HostBrr
Dedicated Server offers from Hivelocity
OpenVZ NAT VPS offer from Gullo's Hosting
FLASH Special Kansas City VPS offers from F4 Networks
VPS offer in Los Angeles from Terra Node
KVM VPS offers in LAX - MIA - GER - AMS from CrownCloud
Flash KVM IPv6 only VPS offer in Italy from C1vHosting
Shared Hosting offer in Salt Lake City from HostMayo
Flash VPS offer in Budapest, Hungary from XetHost
Flash KVM VPS sale in Amsterdam, London, New York, Dallas, Phoenix, & Los Angeles from Clouvider
VPS offer in Salt Lake City from HostMayo
VPS offer in Amsterdam from Hizakura
2 TB Storage VPS offer in Los Angeles from CrownCloud
FLASH Dedicated Server offer in Phoenix from 1gservers
Flash Dedicated Server in Salt Lake City from HostMayo
San Francisco & KC Dedicated Servers from F4 Networks
Email Hosting offer from Web Horizon
FLASH Genoa VPS offers in Dronten from NaranjaTech
Luxvps Black Week Specials! Up to 50% Off on Web Hosting and Servers!
FLASH Special Kansas City VPS offers from F4 Networks
VPS offers in London from Hostaris
Dewlance Black Friday Special Deal for LES
VPS & Dedicated Server offers from Visual Web Technologies
FLASH LES Exclusive VDS offer in Tokyo from Web Horizons
EMail Hosting service from Mango Mail
Virtual Dedicated Server in Romania from hazi.ro
Reserved
Thank you, thank you, thank you it is an honor to MC the biggest event of the year for the greatest group on the planet!
When @Frankz came to me and asked I was not sure I could make it. Then he promised to do some very dirty and nasty things for me, @bikegremlin tried to convince me by saying he would do something with a bike honestly I could only make every other word as he was talking so fast, and @Mason offered to put me in a joey and give me a ride.
All good ideas but what really got me is when @Frankz threatened to shave his mustache again and I was like oh hell no! No one wants to see that again!!!
So here I am and I have the deals and you all didn't come here to hear me prattle on did you?
So without much fanfare or to do let's get this party started!!!!!
Crack open a beer, @Nekki stop your jimmies from rustling and @ehab put on some damned pants!!
The time has come for the LES BF extravaganza!!!!!!!!
Firing right out of the blocks we have ......... a pidgeon. Seriously a pidgeon? Whose bright idea was it to line up a pidgeon first? Someone needs a spanking for this one.
I guess we have a pidgeon first up and it is a grand pidgeon indeed!!!
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Crunchbits' Halt Hunger Hoard Hardware VPS event in Spokane, WA
Must read! What these plans may/may not include:
* Special fair use CPU limitations, the same as our last yearly deal.
* No modifications/combining of the plans.
* Already have a yearly and want to add on another year or three? Great! Open a ticket and we'll get you squared away so you can take advantage of this promotion.
* This is our looking glass. Use it! There shouldn't be any surprise "network ping bad" tickets. We will consider these a low priority during the holiday sales surge.
BABY'S FIRST YEARLY
THE MASTER OF BAITING
WANT AN ADDITIONAL 20% ACCOUNT CREDIT?
We're doing a one-time cryptocurrency payment account credit of 20%--on any product, any order, any term length we sell. Only for Black Friday. Pay with cryptocurrency, get 20% of the amount in account credit.
What is "Halt Hunger Hoard Hardware"?
We're going to be doing an event: Crunchbits' Feed Someone For A Day, We'll Feed Your Idling Addiction For A Year Promotion.
The idea is to have people donate (with proof) a few cans of food (~$5 worth or more that is actually edible) to a local food bank or donate to our local food bank a minimum of $5 or more and we'll give you a free year. Only during Black Friday, existing Yearly customers can also take advantage of this.
https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/6833/crunchbits-halt-hunger-hoard-hardware-happy-thanksgiving#latest
@crunchbits
PEEN!
HELLO LES
HELLO @crunchbits
Phew, deal is more than 7$ per year, I can wait for next! ;')
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
wtf
Don't tell me that I was awake until now just for one offer.
HELLO
You lost? What are you doing here? Who let you in here? Guys I need security this guy is lost!!!!!!!!!!
URL Shortener | YetiNode | Come join us on the MetalVPS IRC channel!!! | Don't be a jerk, let YetiNode do the work.
i was f5 ing other thread.
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How are you... online?
Lay off the beer!!!!
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TIDDIES!
This more looks like trauma & pain rather than TIDDIES.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
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MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
// Too early?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A CALL FOR SEEMORE? SEEMORE BUTTS?
How are you... online?
mega thread! yeah!
So how frequently new deals will be posted????
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With great tiddies, come great trauma and pain. For the good of mankind we must ignore the former and simply focus on the tiddies.
Yeape that is all you get is one offer, not like there won't be more or anything.
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