VirMach ✡ 2024 ✡ RYZEN ✡ NVMe ✡✡ Hanukkah Sale ✡ Not Another Mystery Box ✡ Christmas & New Years

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  • msattmsatt ProviderOG

    Why am I buying another - I asked for help before.
    I am determined to get a really good deal (either for me or Virmach).
    I don't even understand what Virmach says are the rules chosen for the mystery and yet everyone else seems to - It must be a language thing. Alternatively we all have FOMO ;)
    Ok this is my last - I am great at building new servers now, which I will likely need with all the potential moves that will be taking place.

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  • @msatt said:
    Why am I buying another - I asked for help before.
    we all have FOMO ;)

    This is the way.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach you know my preferences - what day should I buy thing to be extremely happy?!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @FrankZ said:
    EDIT: Candle #4 is up. Which has been termed as Wild

    And "wild" means possibility of getting no gift/small gift.

    But I'm thinking there is probably a flip side to that too, for a few lucky ones.
    But I really don't know any more that anyone else. So you probably should not listen to anything I have said above.

    Where is the order page for the mystery candles? All I see is day one and two on the Channukah page.

  • @mockingbird said:

    @FrankZ said:
    EDIT: Candle #4 is up. Which has been termed as Wild

    And "wild" means possibility of getting no gift/small gift.

    But I'm thinking there is probably a flip side to that too, for a few lucky ones.
    But I really don't know any more that anyone else. So you probably should not listen to anything I have said above.

    Where is the order page for the mystery candles? All I see is day one and two on the Channukah page.

    On the url, add something like &a=b at the end and try. It's mostly cached and this should help.

  • @mockingbird said:

    @FrankZ said:
    EDIT: Candle #4 is up. Which has been termed as Wild

    And "wild" means possibility of getting no gift/small gift.

    But I'm thinking there is probably a flip side to that too, for a few lucky ones.
    But I really don't know any more that anyone else. So you probably should not listen to anything I have said above.

    Where is the order page for the mystery candles? All I see is day one and two on the Channukah page.

    Try this

    https://virmach.com/black-friday-cyber-monday?q=3

    Change the number 3 to something else later

  • @mockingbird said:

    @FrankZ said:
    EDIT: Candle #4 is up. Which has been termed as Wild

    And "wild" means possibility of getting no gift/small gift.

    But I'm thinking there is probably a flip side to that too, for a few lucky ones.
    But I really don't know any more that anyone else. So you probably should not listen to anything I have said above.

    Where is the order page for the mystery candles? All I see is day one and two on the Channukah page.

    The product ID and order link (non-affil) remain the same each day.

  • @VirMach we hope you're alive and enjoying a little break. Looking forward to discovering the candle-cooked chicken you had planned for day #4 when you're back tomorrow.

  • @Jab said:
    Fuck me, that Amsterdam with 4 IPs Mystery Candle Box would be amazing.
    Why I was nice to VirMach and decided to skip it?!

    God damn, life is unfair
    /s

    What did you get in the box?

  • I have no clue what's in my box. Sweet candy I'd like.

  • edited December 2024

  • Based on Virmach's history, the final day is always chaotic. So, I might snag a box on day 8: Insane/Wild!

  • I'm combining day 4 & 5 together since they kind of got pushed together. I'm also ending it early as we're still not done with day 3.

    So if you ordered since the last candle expired until the expiry right now, you get a combination. I'll do #5 first then #4. And I'll continue to post the last few of day 3 and we'll launch day 6 in around 12 to 16 hours.

    1. Dealer's choice. I'm the dealer. Anything goes as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.

    2. Depending on your node, two of the following: 2.5GB RAM, 2 Cores, 55GB disk, 5TB bandwidth.

  • roseyysaroseyysa Retired
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said:
    I'm combining day 4 & 5 together since they kind of got pushed together. I'm also ending it early as we're still not done with day 3.

    So if you ordered since the last candle expired until the expiry right now, you get a combination. I'll do #5 first then #4. And I'll continue to post the last few of day 3 and we'll launch day 6 in around 12 to 16 hours.

    1. Dealer's choice. I'm the dealer. Anything goes as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.

    2. Depending on your node, two of the following: 2.5GB RAM, 2 Cores, 55GB disk, 5TB bandwidth.

    Why can't I understand what you're saying? Can you explain it in more detail?

  • @roseyysa said: Why can't I understand what you're saying? Can you explain it in more detail?

    You may or may not be receiving a mystery prize.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @VirMach said:
    I'm combining day 4 & 5 together since they kind of got pushed together. I'm also ending it early as we're still not done with day 3.

    So if you ordered since the last candle expired until the expiry right now, you get a combination. I'll do #5 first then #4. And I'll continue to post the last few of day 3 and we'll launch day 6 in around 12 to 16 hours.

    1. Dealer's choice. I'm the dealer. Anything goes as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.

    2. Depending on your node, two of the following: 2.5GB RAM, 2 Cores, 55GB disk, 5TB bandwidth.

    1. Definitely "Wild"
    2. Medium

    I'm really looking forward to the response to "Insane".

  • roseyysaroseyysa Retired
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said:
    You may or may not be receiving a mystery prize.

    I mean I can't understand this.

    1. Dealer's choice. I'm the dealer. Anything goes as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.
  • edited December 2024

    @FrankZ said: I'm really looking forward to the response to "Insane".

    That's this one, just in case anyone couldn't already guess from the wall of text it is and I said I would maybe give you guys a warning before it happens for any of them that would require additional participation. So there's your warning, do not buy this for day 7 if you don't want "Insane" and don't want to have to participate after ordering. You can of course order it and not participate but then you just get no mystery. And once again disclaimer, "Insane" doesn't mean "Insanely good."

    Candle #7 - ████████████ an opportunity to ███████████████████████ if desired █████████████████████
    ██████████████████████████████████████ into any of the ███████████████████████████████████ From ████████ to ████████ with odds ███████████████████████████████ pick a number ████████████████████
    ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ chance ██████████████████████


    @roseyysa said:

    @VirMach said:
    You may or may not be receiving a mystery prize.

    I mean I can't understand this.

    1. Dealer's choice. I'm the dealer. Anything goes as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.

    Anything can happen as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.

  • msattmsatt ProviderOG

    I feel a wheel will be involved.......

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  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2024

    @msatt said:
    I feel a wheel will be involved.......

    Maybe ....

    But would that really be insane enough for VirMach to call it "Insane" ?

  • @VirMach said: Dealer's choice. I'm the dealer. Anything goes as long as it's not worse than what you purchased

    @VirMach can we honor the hostname ClutteredBig-VM :blush: big diks not big as @imok 's :lol: wiiiiilld

  • vyasvyas OG
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said:
    I'm combining day 4 & 5 together since they kind of got pushed together. I'm also ending it early as we're still not done with day 3.

    So if you ordered since the last candle expired until the expiry right now, you get a combination. I'll do #5 first then #4. And I'll continue to post the last few of day 3 and we'll launch day 6 in around 12 to 16 hours.

    1. Dealer's choice. I'm the dealer. Anything goes as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.

    2. Depending on your node, two of the following: 2.5GB RAM, 2 Cores, 55GB disk, 5TB bandwidth.

    Between 1452 Hrs my time when this message was posted, and 1658 Hrs now - 12 to 18 hours must have passed in some metaverse- since 4 and 5 are un available, 6 is not ready.

    Alternative explanation: I was sleeping till about half an hour ago and someone re set all clocks in the house to show I only slept for 2 hours when in reality it was 12 .

    Reality:
    Maybe that was the mystery - 12 turns 2 ???

    mystery

  • Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: MIAZ012
    2 cores
    6144 RAM
    220GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    5120GB Bandwidth
    MIAMI, FL
    $70 per 2 YEARS

  • @VirMach said:

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: MIAZ012
    2 cores
    6144 RAM
    220GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    5120GB Bandwidth
    MIAMI, FL
    $70 per 2 YEARS

    Order link please

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @SuriCloud said:

    :lol:

  • msattmsatt ProviderOG

    Nobody piss @Virmach off, he is concentrating on how Wild he can be (that means no tickets or complaints) ;) <3
    I assume we will know when the dealers choice has been done.....

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @VirMach suck!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2024
  • ^ Might be a verb; go suck a plum?

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    Hello from bed, under a blanket, with some generic medicine.
    cold/covid/whothefuckknows

    Reguards,
    Jab

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2024

  • msattmsatt ProviderOG

    ^ Same for me, but I have just finished radiotherapy and hormone treatment. So cold, coughing, hot flushes (seriously going through the menopause) tired etc etc. But laying in bed and automating the building of Virmach servers is actually beneficial !!!!
    Keep warm and work on ideas to make maintaining all of your servers easier.

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  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @msatt said:
    ^ Same for me, but I have just finished radiotherapy and hormone treatment. So cold, coughing, hot flushes (seriously going through the menopause) tired etc etc. But laying in bed and automating the building of Virmach servers is actually beneficial !!!!
    Keep warm and work on ideas to make maintaining all of your servers easier.

    Okey, now I am not complaining anymore, my life is epic nice!

    How you feeling?

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • msattmsatt ProviderOG

    Finished radiotherapy on 23rd and problems get worse for about 20 days before hopefullly getting better. The hormone treatment certainly has big side effects although some men don't get any. I honestly know what women go through now (with the menopause).
    Catching a bug during daily radiotherapy has certainly not helped, but I am recovering.
    But on a health note - All men over 45 should get a PSA blood test every year irrespective of having any symptoms.
    Sorry to derail - lets just get back to Virmach and wait for the vicious dealers choce <3

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @msatt said:
    Finished radiotherapy on 23rd and problems get worse for about 20 days before hopefullly getting better. The hormone treatment certainly has big side effects although some men don't get any. I honestly know what women go through now (with the menopause).
    Catching a bug during daily radiotherapy has certainly not helped, but I am recovering.
    But on a health note - All men over 45 should get a PSA blood test every year irrespective of having any symptoms.
    Sorry to derail - lets just get back to Virmach and wait for the vicious dealers choce <3

    take care and all the best!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @msatt said:
    Finished radiotherapy on 23rd and problems get worse for about 20 days before hopefullly getting better. The hormone treatment certainly has big side effects although some men don't get any. I honestly know what women go through now (with the menopause).
    Catching a bug during daily radiotherapy has certainly not helped, but I am recovering.
    But on a health note - All men over 45 should get a PSA blood test every year irrespective of having any symptoms.
    Sorry to derail - lets just get back to Virmach and wait for the vicious dealers choce <3

    That is rough. Wishing you a full recovery.

  • edited December 2024

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: AMSD029
    1 cores
    558GB RAM
    13GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    5120GB Bandwidth
    MIAMI, FL
    $70 per 2 YEARS&gt; @ususk said:
    There is no NYC only phony NY aka Secaucus, not even in NY like Buffalo

    There is NYC Metro area though.

    Nevermind just read Kris's answer it's way better than mine.

  • edited December 2024

    @VirMach said:

    558GB RAM

    You tripping? auto capped at 128GB?

  • edited December 2024

    @VirMach said: SKU: AMSD029

    @VirMach said: 558GB RAM

    @VirMach said: MIAMI, FL

    wild insane unpredicted

  • @VirMach said:
    Anything can happen as long as it's not worse than what you purchased.

  • edited December 2024

    @VirMach said:
    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: AMSD029
    558GB RAM

    Wait... typo and not really 558GB RAM, right? that would be pretty insane and this was only supposed to be wild? :p

    Who needs NVME if you can have a 500GB ramdisk!

  • @ZA_capetown said:

    @VirMach said:
    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: AMSD029
    558GB RAM

    Wait... typo and not really 558GB RAM, right? that would be pretty insane and this was only supposed to be wild? :p

    Who needs NVME if you can have a 500GB ramdisk!

    No Ryzen support up to 500+ GB

  • I bought one 29th, was it day 3, 4, 5?

  • @tenpera said:
    I bought one 29th, was it day 3, 4, 5?

    4 & 5.

  • edited December 2024

    @VirMach said: 4 & 5.

    Hope I get 2.5GB RAM, 55GB disk, maybe in my dream.. no need b/w.

  • @tenpera said:

    @VirMach said: 4 & 5.

    Hope I get 2.5GB RAM, 55GB disk, maybe in my dream.. no need b/w.

    I'm curious to know about my Day 3 still. I'm not complaining. I joked about buying it to be annoying so getting trolled in return being last just feels fair. I am interested to see what happens though. :D

  • @tenpera said: no need b/w.

    dont say that :lol:

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2024

    It's gone far enough and I'm not going to let this offer thread devolve into a LET like drama thread.
    @ususk can have his opinion, and @Kris can also. They do not need to agree.
    If this needs to continue we have a thread for that take it there.

    Everything moved to this thread

  • @ususk said:

    @user123 said:

    @VirMach said:

    And then our San Jose is probably the biggest offender, it's actually Santa Clara, which is its own well known area, but luckily they do have an airport. SNU. No wait that's technically San Jose's airport.

    Hol' up. So you're telling me that when people talk about death by snu, they're talking about people who died in the mile high club while flying to Santa Clara? :open_mouth: TIL

    They're not here? https://evocative.com/data-centers/san-jose-ca-data-center-sjc7/

    Whoa, you're right! If you zoom in enough, you can see her having an orgasm.

  • @VirMach said:
    Add another provider to your naughty list.

    Is there some other kind of list, mate?

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