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  • @localhost said: Who needs ssl/ https?

    Who needs http when gopher still exists.

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  • I want thanks

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  • @loli said:
    I want thanks

    Thanks only reserved for users whose name is @virmach.

    No one else deserves it

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  • @localhost said:

    @loli said:
    I want thanks

    Thanks only reserved for users whose name is @virmach.

    No one else deserves it

    Humbert Humbert maybe?

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    smartass shitposting satirist

  • thanks for thanks

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  • thanks thanks

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  • imokimok OG
    edited January 2023

    What the fuck is going on?

    There is hole in the time. 15 days without a Virmach thread.

    Nevermind. I thought the other thread was deleted but it's still there. I couldn't find it easily because I was looking for the Virmach avatar but the owner is ZknarF@

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  • @VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
    I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
    According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know why the delay.
    Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here

    Thanks!.

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    Ruby, JS Programmer and Linux user

  • Thanks.

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  • For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:

    • Service offering is $3 year
    • Service starts and remains in Pending
    • Every so often (week? month?) Virmach goes through with a random number generator and enables some small number of these based on available resources
    • Specifications are random within a range
    • No Refunds

    Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.

    A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...

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  • Im here for the thanks :)

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    ServerStatus , slackvpn <-- openVPN auto install script for Slackware 15

  • @cybertech said: I want my last remaining flash deal provisioned!

    you and probably 300+ people more :) me included

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  • I want thanks

    All 'thanks' are in pending state. You may need to file a ticket for your thanks. Tickets do not offer any guarantee of thanks and may be automatically closed and merged. Be sure to make multiple across every queue until you get your thanks. Posting ticket numbers here may cause negative thanks to be applied.

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  • alexxggalexxgg OG
    edited January 2023

    @jam said: @VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
    I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
    According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know > why the delay. Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here.
    Thanks!.

    Welcome to the TPAZ003 Club. Comment#1 Comment#2. @VirMach services already activated but offline.

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  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @localhost said:

    @loli said:
    I want thanks

    Thanks only reserved for users whose name is @virmach.

    No one else deserves it

    Humbert Humbert maybe?

    Nopes. Not by a long shot

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  • yabs

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  • If only @VirMach would offer IPv6...

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  • @lorian said:
    If only @VirMach would offer IPv6...

    If only @VirMach would offer /28 IPv4…
    I'll give each Docker container an IPv6 IPv4 without NAT.

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited January 2023

    @beanman109 said:
    Out of curiosity, would you guys recommend Frankfurt or Amsterdam out of the two European locations available?

    Amsterdam. Power costs are lower so we save money.

    @Jab said:

    @beanman109 said: Out of curiosity, would you guys recommend Frankfurt or Amsterdam out of the two European locations available?

    As I have both my answer would be:

    HINT: Amsterdam servers starts with AMS, Frankfurt servers starts with FFM

    Conspiracy theory: we cause outages to save on power.

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    @chimichurri said:


    Fine I'll fix it. Maybe.

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    @jam said:
    @VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
    I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
    According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know why the delay.
    Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here

    Thanks!.

    Any reason why this was changed away from priority department? Let me know so we can correct it. They're mostly ignored if it's not priority department. If you use buttons that auto-generate ticket department and text you should not change them, for best results.

  • Interesting offer and clever. Oh wait may be claver. :#

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    @erk said:
    For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:

    • Service offering is $3 year
    • Service starts and remains in Pending
    • Every so often (week? month?) Virmach goes through with a random number generator and enables some small number of these based on available resources
    • Specifications are random within a range
    • No Refunds

    Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.

    A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...

    Great way to have thousands of tickets, chargebacks, smear campaigns, conspiracy theories, etc. But other than that it's definitely something I'd want to do on a lighter level.

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    @emperor said:

    @cybertech said: I want my last remaining flash deal provisioned!

    you and probably 300+ people more :) me included

    Pretty close guess.

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    @alexxgg said:

    @jam said: @VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
    I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
    According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know > why the delay. Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here.
    Thanks!.

    Welcome to the TPAZ003 Club. Comment#1 Comment#2. @VirMach services already activated but offline.

    Aware. I've been aware of it the whole time. Still won't be fixed for at least several days, sorry. It's lower down in the priority queue on same level as other pending orders.

  • Thanks

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  • @VirMach said:

    @erk said:
    For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:

    • Service offering is $3 year
    • Service starts and remains in Pending
    • Every so often (week? month?) Virmach goes through with a random number generator and enables some small number of these based on available resources
    • Specifications are random within a range
    • No Refunds

    Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.

    A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...

    Great way to have thousands of tickets, chargebacks, smear campaigns, conspiracy theories, etc. But other than that it's definitely something I'd want to do on a lighter level.

    https://lottery.virmache.com

    https://notvirmach.com/idle-optimized.html

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited January 2023

    @yoursunny said:

    @VirMach said:

    @erk said:
    For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:

    • Service offering is $3 year
    • Service starts and remains in Pending
    • Every so often (week? month?) Virmach goes through with a random number generator and enables some small number of these based on available resources
    • Specifications are random within a range
    • No Refunds

    Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.

    A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...

    Great way to have thousands of tickets, chargebacks, smear campaigns, conspiracy theories, etc. But other than that it's definitely something I'd want to do on a lighter level.

    https://lottery.virmache.com

    https://notvirmach.com/idle-optimized.html

    Here's another idea I've always wanted to implement: VPS with blackout hours. Good for servers with excess disk space and IPv4. Every time you power it down, it hops around. You get X hours in X regions per month with blackout hours based on region and servers according to their usage patterns. Any time you hit a blackout you just have to make it hop over to a server without active blackouts.

    Could be pretty cool for use cases that don't require 24x7 operation. Will never actually happen as it'd require a lot of work and even then it'd be riddled with bugs. We can barely keep our migration without data tool functional.

    (edit) just in case we ever do it I've registered https://vpsnomad.com

    (edit2) oh and the actual implementation to where it's not super confusing would just end up being base fee plus cloud hourly billing except we don't bill you when it's offline and you can set up auto power off settings, and there'd be peak hour pricing. Also opens the door for having it be opt in for existing customers to save money, never actually higher price than full price 24x7 regular plan.

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    I'll let you in on a little secret, we haven't actually even coded out 33% AUP yet for Ryzen specials. You always get 50% minimum right now and unless it becomes a problem we don't plan on doing anything about it.

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