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  • Does anyone know if VirMach is fulfilling orders for their quarter promo right now? Or is it something that gets deployed soon (tm) after you order it?

  • edited January 2023

    @rockinmusicgv said:
    Does anyone know if VirMach is fulfilling orders for their quarter promo right now? Or is it something that gets deployed soon (tm) after you order it?

    I bet even Virmach himself does not known. It's random


    Why QUARTER code is gone! NO NOOO!

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • New discussion

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    epic post, I will frame it and hang on the wall.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Jab said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    epic post, I will frame it and hang on the wall.

    Make sure my thanks gets into the shot

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @AuroraZero said: Make sure my thanks gets into the shot

    Then do the Thanks under proper post, duh.
    Bad Yeti.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited January 2023

    @Jab said:

    @AuroraZero said: Make sure my thanks gets into the shot

    Then do the Thanks under proper post, duh.
    Bad Yeti.

    What happened

    Thought the sale has ended

    Random new dude all of sudden

    Appeared at VirmAch thread

    Chaotic literally

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

  • @Jab said:

    @AuroraZero said: Make sure my thanks gets into the shot

    Then do the Thanks under proper post, duh.
    Bad Yeti.

    Such a stern taskmaster there you happy now?

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

    Thank you but it is hardly my first :p

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

    You got me. Ha-ha

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @zhang said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

    You got me. Ha-ha

    So what would you like to discuss ?

  • edited January 2023

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

    You got me. Ha-ha

    So what would you like to discuss ?

    I bet Virmach is the purpose for 99.85% new users whose name starts with XYZ


    Oh Chad Franz why yor signature has been removed, so ya gonna cosplay Virmach staff now?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

    You got me. Ha-ha

    So what would you like to discuss ?

    I bet Virmach is the purpose for 99.85% new users whose name starts with XYZ

    Damn and I keep posting for them everywhere. Virmach got me again

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

    You got me. Ha-ha

    So what would you like to discuss ?

    I bet Virmach is the purpose for 99.85% new users whose name starts with XYZ


    Oh Chad @FrankZ why yor signature has been removed, so ya gonna cosplay Virmach staff now?

    The "I do not work for VirMach" signature seemed to cause more problems then it prevented and since the OP of this thread is not VirMach and this is not an offer thread it should not be an issue anymore.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @zhang said:
    New discussion

    Congratulations on your first comment here at LES

    You got me. Ha-ha

    So what would you like to discuss ?

    I bet Virmach is the purpose for 99.85% new users whose name starts with XYZ


    Oh Chad @FrankZ why yor signature has been removed, so ya gonna cosplay Virmach staff now?

    The "I do not work for VirMach" signature seemed to cause more problems then it prevented and since the OP of this thread is not VirMach and this is not an offer thread it should not be an issue anymore.

    Oh it will be an issue because some people refuse to read anything.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @FrankZ said: his thread is not VirMach and this is not an offer thread

    Yo, when it looks like offers, smells like offers, then this is literally an OFFER thread.


    Gonna code my FS crawler and rating script while looking for a decent job at Shanghai

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @AuroraZero said: Oh it will be an issue because some people refuse to read anything.

    Reading truly is a lost art for many. By the way, have you ever watched the movie Idiocracy ?


    @Flying_Chinaman said: Yo, when it looks like offers, smells like offers, then this is literally an OFFER thread.

    When reality is subjective anything can literally be anything just because someone says it is.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @AuroraZero said: Oh it will be an issue because some people refuse to read anything.

    Reading truly is a lost art for many. By the way, have you ever watched the movie Idiocracy ?


    @Flying_Chinaman said: Yo, when it looks like offers, smells like offers, then this is literally an OFFER thread.

    When reality is subjective anything can literally be anything just because someone says it is.

    What you mean the American documentary of what is happening now? Only thing missing is the dildos on cars and I am sure they will will it soon.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @AuroraZero said: American documentary

    Which channel, PBS American experience?

    @AuroraZero said: the dildos on cars

    wtf have I saw

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • edited January 2023

    Alright, asking @VirMach time.

    What yor thoughts about the collateral damage during the scalper massacre?

    Ya surely gave retailers a stunning blow,

    However ya also further encouraged multi account stunt

    @yoursunny said: 一个账号一个鸡 one chicken per account

    Also is problematic mark permanent?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • teach a man how to lay an egg, then he can make his own chickens. no limit per account then.

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @AuroraZero said: American documentary

    Which channel, PBS American experience?

    @AuroraZero said: the dildos on cars

    wtf have I saw

    It is a comedy movie from America but not too far off from where we stand now. Should be able to stream it still if not just cough torrent cough it.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • rootroot OG
    edited January 2023

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Alright, asking @VirMach time.

    What yor thoughts about the collateral damage during the scalper massacre?

    Ya surely gave retailers a stunning blow,

    However ya also further encouraged multi account stunt

    @yoursunny said: 一个账号一个鸡 one chicken per account

    Also is problematic mark permanent?

    Years have passed, and I am still concerned about the redemption of americans who massacred indians and took their lands. The previous civilisation was massacred for all this computing power we have nowadays. Was it worth it to live in peace without dollars? I don't know. But every MJJ should appreciate that sacrifice of a civilisation and not abuse it with multiple accounts.

  • edited January 2023

    @root said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Alright, asking @VirMach time.

    What yor thoughts about the collateral damage during the scalper massacre?

    Ya surely gave retailers a stunning blow,

    However ya also further encouraged multi account stunt

    @yoursunny said: 一个账号一个鸡 one chicken per account

    Also is problematic mark permanent?

    Years have passed, and I am still concerned about the redemption of americans who massacred indians and took their lands. The previous civilisation was massacred for all this computing power we have nowadays. Was it worth it to live in peace without dollars? I don't know. But every MJJ should appreciate that sacrifice of a civilisation, and not abuse it with multiple accounts.

    Okay I can no follow yor point, so that's a good essay 10/10

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Gonna code my FS crawler and rating script while looking for a decent job at Shanghai

    Good luck on job search :)

  • 胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

  • @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    Even though we are from different parts of the world, the English language is what brings us together. To make sure that we understand each other, we use English when posting.
    This doesn’t exclude other languages but should be kept to a minimum to include as many community members as possible
    (if possible, include a rough translation in English).

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    so now migrate function is not working? dont see the dropdown to any location.

    not that i'm trying to migrate through, just toying with the idea.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited January 2023

    @FrankZ said:
    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    Even though we are from different parts of the world, the English language is what brings us together. To make sure that we understand each other, we use English when posting.
    This doesn’t exclude other languages but should be kept to a minimum to include as many community members as possible
    (if possible, include a rough translation in English).

    Fatty (Virmach) hit a new high in a critical year and minor glitches can be fixed after a reboot.
    If it can't be fixed, reinstall the system yourself.
    If it still can't be fixed, then treat it as a minor problem and put up with it, it's not completely unusable.
    We all have the same problem, so why send a ticket?
    All in all, I think it's okay.
    At this price for this configuration, what else do you need to care?
    Fatty (Virmach) does not earn money, make friends with us and sell chicks (VPS).

    from google translate

  • @cybertech said: so now migrate function is not working? dont see the dropdown to any location.

    I think it's disabled for some reason.

  • @lemoncube said:

    @cybertech said: so now migrate function is not working? dont see the dropdown to any location.

    I think it's disabled for some reason.

    He lying he broked it :p

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @FrankZ said: seemed to cause more problems then it prevented

    THAN!

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • edited January 2023

    @Caxen said:

    @FrankZ said:
    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    Even though we are from different parts of the world, the English language is what brings us together. To make sure that we understand each other, we use English when posting.
    This doesn’t exclude other languages but should be kept to a minimum to include as many community members as possible
    (if possible, include a rough translation in English).

    fatso (Virmach) hit a new high in a critical year and minor glitches can be fixed after a reboot.
    If it can't be fixed, reinstall the system yourself.
    If it still can't be fixed, then treat it as a minor problem and put up with it, it's not completely unusable.
    We all have the same problem, so why send a ticket?
    All in all, I think it's okay.
    At this price for this configuration, what else do you need to care?
    fatso (Virmach) does not earn money, make friends with us and sell chicks (VPS).

    Translation totally lost the Ryzen rhythm
    Darn , that is a poem, a poem

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FrankZ said: seemed to cause more problems then it prevented

    THAN!

    Migration button mysteriously disappeared

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @Caxen said:

    @FrankZ said:
    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    Even though we are from different parts of the world, the English language is what brings us together. To make sure that we understand each other, we use English when posting.
    This doesn’t exclude other languages but should be kept to a minimum to include as many community members as possible
    (if possible, include a rough translation in English).

    fatso (Virmach) hit a new high in a critical year and minor glitches can be fixed after a reboot.
    If it can't be fixed, reinstall the system yourself.
    If it still can't be fixed, then treat it as a minor problem and put up with it, it's not completely unusable.
    We all have the same problem, so why send a ticket?
    All in all, I think it's okay.
    At this price for this configuration, what else do you need to care?
    fatso (Virmach) does not earn money, make friends with us and sell chicks (VPS).

    Translation totally lost the Ryzen rhythm
    Darn , that is a poem, a poem

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FrankZ said: seemed to cause more problems then it prevented

    THAN!

    Migration button mysteriously disappeared

    Probably because ya numbskulls bought all he had and there is nothing left until he ships more servers.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • edited January 2023

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Translation totally lost the Ryzen rhythm
    Darn , that is a poem, a poem

    Put up or shut up. =) =)

    from google translate

  • @cybertech said:
    so now migrate function is not working? dont see the dropdown to any location.

    not that i'm trying to migrate through, just toying with the idea.

    Oh, but I was. I'd been thinking about moving one of my collections to NYC, where I never have got a node ever. Shoot.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    i think virmach is having virmache now from massive migration requests screwing everything up including tokyo loophole.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @taizi said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

    i cant tell if its friendly, sarcastic or "it is what it is"

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @taizi said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

    Yeah I know was just joking around and don't have or want the authority to tell them it's English here. When I was a child and thought as a child I did do childish things and thought any language that wasn't English was someone swearing. The old American cartoons are to blame.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @cybertech said:

    @taizi said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

    i cant tell if its friendly, sarcastic or "it is what it is"

    @FrankZ knows he knows everything 😉

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • Migrations should be enabled only on standard plans.. not on this flash sales. Stop screwing everything for everyone... damn ppl

  • End of discussion.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @emperor said:
    Migrations should be enabled only on standard plans.. not on this flash sales. Stop screwing everything for everyone... damn ppl

    fully agree!

    after i migrate.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited January 2023

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Why QUARTER code is gone! NO NOOO!

    don't remind me of my spin

  • edited January 2023

    @cybertech said:

    @emperor said:
    Migrations should be enabled only on standard plans.. not on this flash sales. Stop screwing everything for everyone... damn ppl

    fully agree!

    after i migrate.

    Yeah after we migrated. Why would the old fart turn off his money print button?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said: Please solve my Offline problem as soon as possible.

    Your service will be activated in time. It is not unusual to have some VPS creations go bad during these flash sales. VirMach will make the rounds and fix them. Creating a ticket and/or posting it here may get you marked as a problematic customer. Why? Because when you buy these flash sales you agree to limited/no support. By putting in a ticket to try to rush the provisioning of your VPS you are breaking that agreement. By posting your ticket number here you are trying to get preferential treatment of your ticket over other tickets in the queue.
    My advise is to close your ticket, and wait. You don't need to listen to me, that is your choice. I am here just to help, guide folks in the right direction as I see it, and make suggestions for people to try and avoid as many future problems as possible.

    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

  • edited January 2023

    Wow MJJ retailer shows up again, that's a lucrative biz


    @JamesLebron said: Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    When the sun rises in the West and sets in the East. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

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