In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Pay $22. The vps is not powered on.
Sent a work order and no one responded. Apply for a refund fraud of 20 dollars!
Only refund $2
You have multiple accounts and your previous account is flagged for closure and you already have opened two other tickets. This also does not qualify for priority support. I've billed you $15 for priority support. I've billed you $5 for ignoring ToS again since we now have a warning for this in addition to terms of service on the order page.
You do not qualify for a refund as you've received two refunds on one of the previous account, however, as a courtesy, I've refunded $2 after the $20 in the above described charges.
In the future if you plan on continuing to breach our terms of service, maybe don't also create two tickets and a priority ticket bringing more attention and fees, just because your order is pending manual review because of you clearly breaching terms of service and just wait for us to automatically process it and you may not then be charged these fees.
Your account has been closed.
Looks like we have a winner! Congratulations. Just think of the nice trees you've paid for.
@erk said: Except, somehow I did it with NEGATIVE BANDWIDTH ?!
No, "negative axis" is OUTGOING (green).
"positive axis" is INCOMING (blue).
A trick to have both in and out on one graph. Same goes for disk reads and writes.
You managed to send ~88MB (bytes, not bits) per second for an hour according to that graph in the middle of 09 January.
As soon as Virmach gets through the thousands of Tickets created by scalpers/fraudsters/MJJ etc. Soon(TM).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Personally, I'd go with the SolusVM appointed one.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@soulchief said: Days, weeks, months or for some people, never.
Sad but true. VPS offline since its activation Dec,25. @taoqi forget about it, one day you will receive an email.
Being activated but then going offline is different. Virmach said on the last day of flash sales to not expect any of the new deals to be activated for awhile.
Being activated but then going offline is different. Virmach said on the last day of flash sales to not expect any of the new deals to be activated for awhile.
Ah, I'm glad you said this as I missed the end of the sale. When I logged in there were ~400 new messages and I just skipped to the end so I wasn't aware.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@skorous said:
( sigh ) Glad I clicked the button for those ipv6 requests. They all got merged with my priority ticket Dedicated Server OS Reinstall and put On Hold.
Nice one...
I was trying to prevent that from happening but there was an oopsie in the code and we really needed to it because there were hundreds of people that made multiple tickets for the flash sale. I'd say it was worth it and we can still catch and split off the IPv6 request portions.
I've gotten more compliments on my "perfume" wearing old spice than any other actual perfume. I always love giving this response to the compliment to just confuse and weird people out though: instead of telling them it's old spice I just look at them weird and say I'm not wearing any perfume.
@soulchief said:
Virmach survived his flash sale hangover!
Then the reality of the Profit & Loss spreadsheet hits!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@cybertech said: im (sic) tempted to put production on the LAX beast
I've put a live site on my $6.94 PHX one, after it had only been running for a day. The (long-standing) client hasn't paid their bill for two months(!), so if it goes down, though shit. (I still do a daily backup though.)
In my defense, Virmach, it's low traffic, so still idling in effect. It would've been on the $6 Dallas one had that been active, given that the client is based out of TX.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
My old service from 2019, migrated to TPAZ003... is always "offline" in Solusvm. I tried reinstalling a couple days ago and after that it has not come up. It was up before.... sigh
Tried the Boot (Power on)/ Reinstall a couple times at spaced out intervals. But, there doesn't seem to trigger any life in that.
Comments
A mosquito.
Poor libido.
Yeah.
The merge> @shallow said:
smells like something ...
MMM... Roast Chicken...
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Smells Like Lowend Spirit.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Looks like we have a winner! Congratulations. Just think of the nice trees you've paid for.
You cheated yourself.
Has anyone seen whmcs show a different IP than the solusvm panel?
The solusvm ip works. But I am unsure which is my actual IP to use.
I managed to exceed bandwidth on an idler for the first time -
Except, somehow I did it with NEGATIVE BANDWIDTH ?!
No, "negative axis" is OUTGOING (green).
"positive axis" is INCOMING (blue).
A trick to have both in and out on one graph. Same goes for disk reads and writes.
You managed to send ~88MB (bytes, not bits) per second for an hour according to that graph in the middle of 09 January.
88 MB * 60 [minutes] * 60 [seconds] = 316800 MB = 316.8 GB
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Use the one that works.
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Excuse me, when is the $24.6 vps purchased on January 4th expected to be opened?
How long is a piece of string?
As soon as Virmach gets through the thousands of Tickets created by scalpers/fraudsters/MJJ etc. Soon(TM).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Yeh. Already setup. But just hope there is no switch later .. 😅😅
Personally, I'd go with the SolusVM appointed one.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Days, weeks, months or for some people, never.
@VirMach idea for future - every deal must have different price... so you will be able (to at least) track location via price!
Good idea? ^.-
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Sad but true. VPS offline since its activation Dec,25. @taoqi forget about it, one day you will receive an email.
Being activated but then going offline is different. Virmach said on the last day of flash sales to not expect any of the new deals to be activated for awhile.
People just need stay with patience and wait.
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Ah, I'm glad you said this as I missed the end of the sale. When I logged in there were ~400 new messages and I just skipped to the end so I wasn't aware.
The little devil on my shoulder wants me to say something like:
If "everyone" followed these guidelines, those of us who didn't would have fewer noisy neighbors
And then another flash sale would come and other noisy neighbours will appear on the dedicated server.
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Your comment means your purchase will be cancelled and your account banned. This is standard procedure for all enquiries about Flash Sale VPS delays.
Ontario Dildo Inspector
The ticket for mass pay issue also merged with ipv6 requests. I don't like it.
...
@Flying_Chinaman im tempted to put production on the LAX beast. am i stupid?
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Bravery or stupidity, that is the question.
Good luck then...
Ontario Dildo Inspector
@VirMach More talk plz, we need u，Mjj need u~
Leave VirmArch alone, no brainer is still appending, IPv6 is on hold, ticket queue clogged,
Nagging old fart will be back when all things settled
Ontario Dildo Inspector
LMFTFY
..
Guess who's back?
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Ontario Dildo Inspector
i have never though of a better way to welcome AlwaysSkint
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
hey @AlwaysSkint give us some of your fav perfumes , this is one from my side
btw, this is an innocent question.
Old Spice!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I was trying to prevent that from happening but there was an oopsie in the code and we really needed to it because there were hundreds of people that made multiple tickets for the flash sale. I'd say it was worth it and we can still catch and split off the IPv6 request portions.
I mix half cologne and half malt liquor.
Olde English Leather.
I've gotten more compliments on my "perfume" wearing old spice than any other actual perfume. I always love giving this response to the compliment to just confuse and weird people out though: instead of telling them it's old spice I just look at them weird and say I'm not wearing any perfume.
Virmach survived his flash sale hangover!
Then the reality of the Profit & Loss spreadsheet hits!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I've put a live site on my $6.94 PHX one, after it had only been running for a day. The (long-standing) client hasn't paid their bill for two months(!), so if it goes down, though shit.
(I still do a daily backup though.)
In my defense, Virmach, it's low traffic, so still idling in effect. It would've been on the $6 Dallas one had that been active, given that the client is based out of TX.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Rest in pepperoni NYCB041 [*]
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
I should get a pizza tonight
How about Node MIAZ014? I find some order in which the server should be deployed on that node is still pending. @virmach
You lot are slow for revenge today!
Should be:
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
My old service from 2019, migrated to TPAZ003... is always "offline" in Solusvm. I tried reinstalling a couple days ago and after that it has not come up. It was up before.... sigh
Tried the Boot (Power on)/ Reinstall a couple times at spaced out intervals. But, there doesn't seem to trigger any life in that.
Any thoughts?