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  • Although @virmach has left the forum for a long time, @FrankZ is definitely a good person and he has given us a lot of help and kindness.

  • Ho ho ha

  • JabJab Senpai

    https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php had a change.

    (removed) We are investigating an unexpected outage with SEAZ001.

    Another server fixed?!

    btw. Good that was unexpected outage, because expected one would be little too much even for me ;')

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • NYC-B004S offline? VPS down and controlpanel timeout. :/

  • @karjaj said:
    NYC-B004S offline? VPS down and controlpanel timeout. :/

    Don't know that it's 100% down but it has problems for certain. 20-40% steal now on mine. Unusual, this one's been pretty stable.

  • JabJab Senpai


    R I P

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  • @Jab said:

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  • JabJab Senpai

    https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php had a change.

    (into) We're investigating an unexpected outage on NYCB004S.

    Still no word about FFME002 :(

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    Soheil we missed you since last year!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • _MS__MS_ OGSenpai

    VirBot is this close to RIP.

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • JabJab Senpai

    https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php had a change.

    (into) We're investigating a possible failed disk on FFME002.

    There we go.... oh, failed disk.

    --

    @VirMach BLINK TWICE IF YOU HELD HOSTAGE BY SOME ANGRY CLIENT AND THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T TYPE ON THE FORUM

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Jab said:
    https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php had a change.

    (into) We're investigating a possible failed disk on FFME002.

    There we go.... oh, failed disk.

    --

    @VirMach BLINK TWICE IF YOU HELD HOSTAGE BY SOME ANGRY CLIENT AND THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T TYPE ON THE FORUM

    Omaygadd... Failed disk again..
    Luckily it's idling.

  • JabJab Senpai

    https://billing.virmach.com/networkissuesrss.php had a change.

    (into) We're looking into an unexpected outage with ATLZ005.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • NYC-B004S offline? VPS down and controlpanel timeout. :/> @skorous said:

    @karjaj said:
    NYC-B004S offline? VPS down and controlpanel timeout. :/

    Don't know that it's 100% down but it has problems for certain. 20-40% steal now on mine. Unusual, this one's been pretty stable.

    Still same situation, VPS down, control panel timeout, so I can't do nothing. :/

    Is yours still online?

  • JabJab Senpai

    @karjaj said: NYC-B004S offline?

    Reading is hard.
    This topic or status page.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @karjaj said: ..so I can't do nothing.

    Meaning, you can do something!

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • Did anyone find anything out about NYCB034X? its not on the status page but its been unusable for 2 months and completely dead for at least 1 month. This is one of the servers I was talking about earlier that @Dansummer accused me of lying about.

  • DALZ004 and DALZ007 have been offline for 120 days, and it has been 47 days since the last update about them on the Server Status page.

    VirMach excluded some users from the redeployment list 88 days ago and still no solution has been proposed.

    VirMach logged into this site about four hours ago.

    @Jab said:

    @VirMach BLINK TWICE IF YOU HELD HOSTAGE BY SOME ANGRY CLIENT AND THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T TYPE ON THE FORUM

  • @karjaj said:
    NYC-B004S offline? VPS down and controlpanel timeout. :/> @skorous said:

    @karjaj said:
    NYC-B004S offline? VPS down and controlpanel timeout. :/

    Don't know that it's 100% down but it has problems for certain. 20-40% steal now on mine. Unusual, this one's been pretty stable.

    Still same situation, VPS down, control panel timeout, so I can't do nothing. :/

    Is yours still online?

    As @Jab says, it's offline now. Haven't looked at it recently.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    we need a miracleeeeeee

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • Hey just positive talk now guys!

  • @JoeMerit said:
    Hey just positive talk now guys!

    He's alive!

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    Last Active January 9

  • @Mumbly said:

    @JoeMerit said:
    Hey just positive talk now guys!

    He's alive!

    @VirMach
    Last Active January 9

    He is watching you now.

    ..
    ..
    maybe..

  • @Fritz said: He is watching you now.

    Oh, crap. So extended downtime will be... extended? :p

  • @Jab said:

    @karjaj said: NYC-B004S offline?

    Reading is hard.
    This topic or status page.

    Sorry my bad english.. but I think, I was the first who asked for that? So, where was an answer? Now I can see, that is updated to status page.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    Node TYOC027 is overloading and unresponsive.

  • JabJab Senpai

    aaaand another Frankfurt bites the dust aka FFM006.

    R I P

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    Virmach is on a roll this year!!!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited January 2024

    My BuyVM Las Vegas VM went down three minutes before my VirMach FFM006 VM went down, coincidence ?
    To further add to this conspiracy theory , both are still down. Edit: my BuyVM VM is back up.

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