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  • Weekly Uptime Monitoring Report

    8th Sep - 14th Sep

    Monitor Outages Downtime Uptime
    LA 152 (152) 5 hr 59 min (5 hr 59 min) 96.4385% (96.4385%)
  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters

    @tulipyun said:

    Weekly Uptime Monitoring Report

    8th Sep - 14th Sep

    Monitor Outages Downtime Uptime
    LA 152 (152) 5 hr 59 min (5 hr 59 min) 96.4385% (96.4385%)

    That's a lot of outages...

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • @somik said:

    @tulipyun said:

    Weekly Uptime Monitoring Report

    8th Sep - 14th Sep

    Monitor Outages Downtime Uptime
    LA 152 (152) 5 hr 59 min (5 hr 59 min) 96.4385% (96.4385%)

    That's a lot of outages...

    It occurs only once every 1.1 hours on average. B)

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited September 2025

    tokyo has been down for days?

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @eliphas said: 10 days without logging in, @VirMach is taking a good sabbath

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    11 days without logging in.

    VIRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH

  • @imok said:
    11 days without logging in.

    VIRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH

    YESSSSSSSSSS

  • @somik said:
    Can we have a "list" of places that are down? Something to make life easy for @VirMach customers :lol:

    NYCB037 has been down since the end of June (so, coming up on 3 months soon), and AMSD025 hasn't worked properly since mid-August (so, just over a month now)

  • bmotobmoto Retired
    edited September 2025

    @bmoto said:
    OKC beta tester reporting network/routing issues. Not a complaint, just informational.
    193.58.147.xxx in OKC can not ping 31.59.129.xx in Amsterdam
    193.58.147.xxx in OKC can not ping 66.23.198.xx in Valley Forge, PA.
    193.58.147.xxx in OKC can not ping 69.197.140.xxx in Kansas City, MO.
    193.58.147.xxx in OKC can not ping 173.249.199.xxx in San Jose, CA.

    The above network issue in OKC that was reported on Aug 23rd now appears to be resolved.
    Thank you @VirMach

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited September 2025

    @bmoto said: .. now appears to be resolved

    Not for all it seems (also on 193.58.147.0):
    Error: Failed to download metadata for repo 'baseos': Yum repo downloading error: Downloading error(s): repodata..- Cannot download, all mirrors were already tried without success;

    I'll try a reboot before zzz.

    [Edit]Might be OK and it's just the Alma 8 repo.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • virmach okc is now UP
    Downtime: 3w 2d 14 hr 20 min
    Target: Server Agent
    Noticed at: 2025-09-17 04:43:37 (UTC+08:00)

    at least hetrixtools is back

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited September 2025

    Yup, at long last it's now possible to do a yum update on the OKC Alama VPS.
    Wonders if my CHIZ035 box has been staying up.. goes off to look... Nope, is the short answer- Uptime: 39 min. It's a real shame as has the potential to be my best spec'ced @Virmach VPS. :'(

    Then there's the SJCZ011 node abuse at San Jose that pushes the Load high on my lightly used VPS..

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • is Virmach deadpooling? or is that just a phase?

  • Nice, looks like it fixed the dedi vnc and the issues I was having with the alma10 repo too.

  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters

    @Neoon said:
    is Virmach deadpooling? or is that just a phase?

    With Virmach, you will never know... :lol:

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • @sh97 said:
    Just noticed all my products became non transferable (old flow of cancel -> transfer not available anymore)
    Is it the case for everyone?

    Was anyone able to check this?

    @Neoon said: or is that just a phase?

    Most likely. Was the case last year too.

  • still waiting dedi ips,another month passed :'(

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @sh97 said:

    @sh97 said:
    Just noticed all my products became non transferable (old flow of cancel -> transfer not available anymore)
    Is it the case for everyone?

    Was anyone able to check this?

    iirc this has been disabled for sometime already

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @Neoon said:
    is Virmach deadpooling? or is that just a phase?

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • Maybe we need a Virmach'ed Vendetta thread? All the clowns are getting a little old.

  • @somik said:

    @usr123 said:
    Huge storage at a huge price!

    Here comes a new bunch of people who just bought the cheap vps from the offers! :lol:

    Hahaha!

    My VPS on AMSD025 has been down for days! I didn't even get a month of service from the VPS.

  • @skorous said:
    Maybe we need a Virmach'ed Vendetta thread? All the clowns are getting a little old.

    for real, the spammed ai clowns get old, might as well just spam the same text reply

  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters

    @bakageta said:

    @skorous said:
    Maybe we need a Virmach'ed Vendetta thread? All the clowns are getting a little old.

    for real, the spammed ai clowns get old, might as well just spam the same text reply

    Ya, it was somewhat entertaining in the beginning, now it's just AI slop. @jcn50 needs a new hobby that doesn't involve AI generated crap...

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • Have a nice week-end//

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • @jcn50 said:
    Have a nice week-end//

    "So you imagined the pain will stop?"

    No I pretty much knew you'd keep at it but I had hoped you might reduce the frequency by a good margin.

  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee ModeratorProviderOG Cymru
    edited September 2025

    @jcn50 said:
    Have a nice week-end//

    Please reconsider your clown AI spam. I am scared of clowns. And AI. And Spam.

  • @MichaelCee said:

    @jcn50 said:
    Have a nice week-end//

    Please reconsider your clown AI spam. I am scared of clowns. And AI. And Spam.

    I'm generally not but these AI generated ones are creepy as hell. You can just tell they're soulless.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited September 2025

    Jesus Christ, No! Give jcn(50) a timeout mods, you know you want to. :#

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters

    @skorous said:

    @MichaelCee said:

    @jcn50 said:
    Have a nice week-end//

    Please reconsider your clown AI spam. I am scared of clowns. And AI. And Spam.

    I'm generally not but these AI generated ones are creepy as hell. You can just tell they're soulless.

    Just like Mark Zuckerberg

    @AlwaysSkint said:
    Jesus Christ, No! Give jcn(50) a timeout mods, you know you want to. :#

    Praise be to the Sun Gods, and may Ra, Amaterasu, and even Sol Invictus bless this thread with their eternal light! Give the mods a timeout @jcn50 ! You know you should :lol:

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • edited September 2025

    edit

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Edit?

  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters
    edited September 2025

    @imok said:
    Edit?

    Yes, edit. :lol:

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    edit

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @cybertech said:
    edit

    gedit

    Because.. .:-)

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited September 2025

    'Cos I always do - dodgy spacebar usually.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters

    @AlwaysSkint said:
    'Cos I always do - dodgy spacebar usually.

    Cause you only notice the mistake AFTER you click Send on emails, and "Post" on forums...

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Where are the IPs?

  • @somik said: Cause you only notice the mistake AFTER you ..

    You spying on me? :o

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @imok said:
    Where are the IPs?

    In "the cloud"

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    Are we done?!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • wait, everything is fine? no complaints on monday yet

  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters

    @eliphas said:
    wait, everything is fine? no complaints on monday yet

    Complaining is a full time job. They got the Monday blues!

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • @somik said:

    @eliphas said:
    wait, everything is fine? no complaints on monday yet

    Complaining is a full time job. They got the Monday blues!

    More likely the campaign for timeouts has led to discretion being the better part of valor.

  • @eliphas said:
    wait, everything is fine? no complaints on monday yet

    Well, it's shrodinger's stability, no one knows until someone observes it. I went to check because of this, and I'm blaming you for it being broke.

    $ sudo dnf upgrade     
    AlmaLinux 10 - AppStream                                                                                                                                      0.0  B/s |   0  B     06:00    
    Errors during downloading metadata for repository 'appstream':
      - Curl error (28): Timeout was reached for https://mirrors.almalinux.org/mirrorlist/10/appstream [SSL connection timeout]
    Error: Failed to download metadata for repo 'appstream': Cannot prepare internal mirrorlist: Curl error (28): Timeout was reached for https://mirrors.almalinux.org/mirrorlist/10/appstream [SSL connection timeout]
    

    Looks like I'm back to having issues with the alma repo on my dedi :(

  • @Jab said:

    Are we done?!

    Holy shieeet, finally RIP?

  • Virbot needs a kick reboot

  • @Jab said:

    Are we done?!

    When I saw this happen on Saturday I thought that the stop in cash flow might actually cause Virmach to come online and see that several servers are down.

  • Weekly Uptime Monitoring Report

    15th Sep - 21st Sep

    Monitor Outages Downtime Uptime
    LA 176 (176) 6 hr 49 min (6 hr 49 min) 95.9425% (95.9425%)

    Awesome! We've got more outages and longer downtime! And they're all free!

  • somiksomik OG Hostbusters

    @tulipyun said:

    Weekly Uptime Monitoring Report

    15th Sep - 21st Sep

    Monitor Outages Downtime Uptime
    LA 176 (176) 6 hr 49 min (6 hr 49 min) 95.9425% (95.9425%)

    Awesome! We've got more outages and longer downtime! And they're all free!

    Downtimes are always free with every plan you purchase here! Buy 2 and get a free upgrade to 50% off on your next downtime!

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

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