In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I'm glad I made a 200 IQ move on this one and adjusted total quantity from 79 to 39. It sold 67 of them and still going somehow. I love WHMCS ability to keep track of a number. This isn't even our code we just set the service quantity limit on WHMCS and it's naturally this bad at keeping track of it.
Anyway that means there's 12 of these left. Time to set up some HostLoc selling thread for those. I will sell it for 15 knives each, anyone interested?
@VirMach said: It's related to involcrunation due to non-payment of knives.
OK, that's enough punch - start on the Eggnog!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@VirMach said:
Alright I'm going to stick around here for a little while. Feel free to request any deals and I'll modify upcoming VirtBot to fit your requirements. Except you don't get to pick the price.
@ehab it's not there yet but if I catch a 3GB~ deal in Amsterdam or Frankfurt I'll up it to 4GB for you.
wonderful news thankssssssssssss and kisssssssssss high five
Hey @VirMach - I'm sure you're aware but just to let you know in case you aren't: your PayPal redirection page (after buying a service or paying an invoice) takes you to an invalid 404 URL (https://virmach.com/manage/clientarea.php?action=services). Not sure if that's intentional, but presumably it should redirect to the billing portal.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
That is pretty crazy. The coldest I've been in was -40 C/F where the diesel in the truck gelled so bad it would not run. I can not imagine what -72F / -57C would be like, and I have no desire to find out.
@opshk said:
Bought one flash sale 24 hours ago, still pending :'( . Am I the unlucky one or everyone is still waiting?
Same here I placed an order and paid 24 hours ago
I think it is a good thing that VirMach is not pushing SolusVM to provision VMs too fast. Pushing SolusVM to do a large number of VM creations quickly is what made so many broken VMs last time. I would rather wait a couple of days for a good working VM than have to wait weeks to get a broken VM recreated. Just my 2 cents.
AMSD025 overloaded several times in the past 24 hours knocking my web service offline for a few moments. This node seems have the highest load among all displayed at status.virm.ac besides some cooked ones and tokyo storage ones.
@lemoncube said:
AMSD025 overloaded several times in the past 24 hours knocking my web service offline for a few moments. This node seems have the highest load among all displayed at status.virm.ac besides some cooked ones and tokyo storage ones.
This is what happens when you have @cybertech for a neighbor.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Seriously though the 30-38 ave load on AMSD025 does look unusually high. Could be caused by lots of things, so I am not going to try and guess what is causing it.
Comments
Can I request a bit moar ram for JP location? 512MB is a bit low.
Sure you can buy more RAM for +$36/YR for +1GB.
My bad.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Okay, another one. Now I can find a flight
Ontario Dildo Inspector
I'm glad I made a 200 IQ move on this one and adjusted total quantity from 79 to 39. It sold 67 of them and still going somehow. I love WHMCS ability to keep track of a number. This isn't even our code we just set the service quantity limit on WHMCS and it's naturally this bad at keeping track of it.
Anyway that means there's 12 of these left. Time to set up some HostLoc selling thread for those. I will sell it for 15 knives each, anyone interested?
What are knives? Is it related to working order?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
It's related to involcrunation due to non-payment of knives.
OK, that's enough punch - start on the Eggnog!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Mulled wine for Christmas
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Of course.:)
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Are there available resources in Miami?
wonderful news
thankssssssssssss and kisssssssssss high five
Still waiting for my $8.88 vps to be setup
my $10.88 one was setup almost instantly.
> @ehab said: Feel free to request any deals
Oops, wrong guy, @VirMach
Ryzen 6666 (6G meme, 3 vCore, 60GB dik)!
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Successfully migrated to Germany, IPv6 works. Neat. Also figured out how to use Ansible today, which sure is faster than setting up a VPS manually.
Ok, I'm back. Did I miss anything good ?
couple time repeating $10.88/y Amsterdam and one sub $10/y Tokyo deals. Nothing superfancy, nothing like old times
welcome back.
did you have a shower first?
I have not gotten that far yet. I just woke up and of course this is the first thing I checked. /addicted
Shower and breakfast soon™
What about their wife? You wouldn't want them to feel left out, would you?
LIMITED OFFER
$10.88 /yr
KVM – 1 GIGABIT
2437MB DDR4 RAM
2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
10GB SSD (NVMe)
1024GB MONTHLY DATA
LOS ANGELES, CA LOCATION
1 DEDICATED IPv4
Aaaand it's gone.
@VirMach can we have the famous 8.88 again this year, please
Price $8.88 / year
KVM – FAIR USE RYZEN BETA
8888MB RAM
8 x FAIR SHARE CPU vCORE
88GB SSD (RAID 10)
8888GB BANDWIDTH
LIMITED OFFER
$14.04 /yr
KVM – 1 GIGABIT
2285MB DDR4 RAM
3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
30GB SSD (NVMe)
3072GB MONTHLY DATA
SEATTLE, WA LOCATION
1 DEDICATED IPv4
Hey @VirMach - I'm sure you're aware but just to let you know in case you aren't: your PayPal redirection page (after buying a service or paying an invoice) takes you to an invalid 404 URL (https://virmach.com/manage/clientarea.php?action=services). Not sure if that's intentional, but presumably it should redirect to the billing portal.
Nearly squeezed the trigger on that one.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Me too.
I actually did
EDIT: It might beat the "best" name for a VPS I got so far... this one is called BoilingElderly, heh.
LIMITED OFFER
$20.70 /yr
KVM – 1 GIGABIT
4144MB DDR4 RAM
4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
20GB SSD (NVMe)
2048GB MONTHLY DATA
AMSTERDAM, NL LOCATION
2 DEDICATED IPv4
@ehab you' re up.
Looks like it was targetted at me - close one!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I was moving fast on the above as I wanted to let ehab know but also get one too. ClearcutAccurateVM
Yeah, I do it too, if typing/thinking too quick.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
2 VPS on SEAZ009 and SEAZ008 just gone alone offline, start work but they shutdown again in 1min.....
must be some glitching scrypt
oh crap i missed it.
such a beauty.
There has gone some great plans.
But I can't place order because multi account issue.
What a pity.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Looks like a DC network problem as all the Seattle Nodes have not reported in 12 to 20 minutes.
Some areas are getting insane winter snow, friend in Montana saw -72F / -57C apparently.
And Hell has literally frozen over of course...
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/us/weather/michigan/hell
Bought one flash sale 24 hours ago, still pending :'( . Am I the unlucky one or everyone is still waiting?
That is pretty crazy. The coldest I've been in was -40 C/F where the diesel in the truck gelled so bad it would not run. I can not imagine what -72F / -57C would be like, and I have no desire to find out.
Same here I placed an order and paid 24 hours ago
I think it is a good thing that VirMach is not pushing SolusVM to provision VMs too fast. Pushing SolusVM to do a large number of VM creations quickly is what made so many broken VMs last time. I would rather wait a couple of days for a good working VM than have to wait weeks to get a broken VM recreated. Just my 2 cents.
I had 1 created in like 2 minutes and the other one has been pending for 24 hours.
AMSD025 overloaded several times in the past 24 hours knocking my web service offline for a few moments. This node seems have the highest load among all displayed at status.virm.ac besides some cooked ones and tokyo storage ones.
bought 2, 1 was created instantly, 1 is still pending
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
it does seem like SolusVM is not MJJ-ready.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
This is what happens when you have @cybertech for a neighbor.
Seriously though the 30-38 ave load on AMSD025 does look unusually high. Could be caused by lots of things, so I am not going to try and guess what is causing it.
feel free to migrate!
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.