Everyone will get 1x IPv6. Any old IPv6 will break (no notification, the only people that have it were never "sold" an IPv6 or they were told it may break.) We may or may not first clean up/scrub currently assigned IPv6. If we do that we'll try to do it immediately before we add the new one.
Tokyo, Amsterdam, and Frankfurt may also receive either a /64, /56, /52, or /48
All other locations may also receive a /64, /60, or /56
All we can guarantee automatically is 1x IPv6. Anything else depends on how painful SolusVM makes it. And obviously if we do manual requests that won't really save us much time if a lot of people just end up making requests so the most I can kind of lightly "promise" is that we'll definitely give people who actually bought a plan as a "maybe" /64 IPv6 a chance to request it, not all the way back to your 2015 OpenVZ plan (unless it's relatively easy to do.)
@tenpera said: @VirMach What happened to NY node(NYCB033X)? It is completely off, doesn't even connect from MY Service either. Just spinning.
Been working on this. AMSD030 facing the same issue, I just rebooted that one. NYCB033X looks maybe savable but about to reboot that as well once I'm done collecting data if the fix doesn't work.
Okay I hate this ticket number guessing game, it just makes us look bad.
I guess it was still overall a good day. All servers have been online for at least... 3 hours and 50 minutes and it looks like AMSD030 is about to crash again. And NYCB038 but it still counts because it's technically not down yet.. Anyway, I shall distract you guys with some IPv6 and we'll pretend like the number was so high that no one go it and definitely not so low that no one got it. The 42 guy was the closest but off by over 20. I won't say in which direction (okay just kidding, I didn't do that bad.)
Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah, IPv6 in Tokyo is getting deployed right now. Nevermind.
Actually I have an even better idea to dig myself a bigger grave. There's like what 30 guesses? Okay this should get the job done. I really shouldn't be doing this but it sounds fun. Everyone who made a guess (for today/yesterday, whatever you want to call it) will get an SSD2G for life if I don't either (1) answer 1,000 tickets today or (2) clear out the ticket queue via non-automated means, as in I won't just close all of them. Very bold move, let's see how it plays out. I'm going to go immediately acquire some ... cocoa beans. Meanwhile you guys can celebrate prematurely. Honestly it's probably 80/20 in your odds.
And of course if I don't get anywhere close it just means I could've definitely done it but I wanted to let you guys win.
@AlwaysSkint said:
In other news: not only is SolusVM unresponsive but the AMS Alpha/Beta seems overloaded/crashed. Just before I started a kernel build task.
Looks like it's doing its job. Every hair pulled now is a hair saved later.
@VirMach said:
Okay I hate this ticket number guessing game, it just makes us look bad.
(1) answer 1,000 tickets today or (2) clear out the ticket queue via non-automated means, as in I won't just close all of them. Very bold move, let's see how it plays out. I'm going to go immediately acquire some ... cocoa beans. Meanwhile you guys can celebrate prematurely. Honestly it's probably 80/20 in your odds.
And of course if I don't get anywhere close it just means I could've definitely done it but I wanted to let you guys win.
Okay a little over 2 hours and 100~ tickets cleared out.
@VirMach said: Every hair pulled now is a hair saved later.
At least I have some left, just the wrong colour these days.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
That NVMe is gonna be knackered before the fortnight's up.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Will we be aloud to choose the location for that SSD2G lifetime? Or it will be bulk in a server made especially for this occasion (Ryzen 9 5950X, NVMe, 10G port ) ?
I think we all should open tickets so we all win shit!
Do you still have a service not working that you decided to postpone opening ticket until X? Do it now.
Do you have shitty routing? Do it now.
Are you missing any IPs? Do it now!
You know the drill ;')
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Plot twist: SSD2G plan doesn't exist anymore.
There's only NVMe2G today.
We were promised SSD2G lifetime.
That just means WHMCS displays a service virtually provisioned in one of those lonely Buffalo servers, with an IP starting with "23.95".
It isn't actually connectable or YABS-able.
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@VirMach said:
Okay I hate this ticket number guessing game, it just makes us look bad.
(1) answer 1,000 tickets today or (2) clear out the ticket queue via non-automated means, as in I won't just close all of them. Very bold move, let's see how it plays out. I'm going to go immediately acquire some ... cocoa beans. Meanwhile you guys can celebrate prematurely. Honestly it's probably 80/20 in your odds.
And of course if I don't get anywhere close it just means I could've definitely done it but I wanted to let you guys win.
Okay a little over 2 hours and 100~ tickets cleared out.
@VirMach said:
TYOC002S has 1x IPv6 now, reconfigure to use it.
This works well, thank you. I would hope that you spend most of your time today configuring more nodes with IPv6.
I'd use the side of my screen for this if I could trust myself to be able to stare at them and not mess up a digit somewhere. It's going to be a PITA to clean it up and while I may be able to confidently do a thousand tickets to deny your right to an SSD2G, IPv6 would prove to be quite difficult.
@yoursunny said:
Plot twist: SSD2G plan doesn't exist anymore.
There's only NVMe2G today.
We were promised SSD2G lifetime.
That just means WHMCS displays a service virtually provisioned in one of those lonely Buffalo servers, with an IP starting with "23.95".
It isn't actually connectable or YABS-able.
Buffalo Man cosplay. Grab a bunch of server parts out the reject bin and find a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller. Reverse the fans to blow from the hot to cold aisle and pick the most scientific hot spot. Then figure out how many network adapters I can stack on eachother and run our own direct ASDL line to Cogent.
@VirMach said:
Buffalo Man cosplay. Grab a bunch of server parts out the reject bin and find a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller. Reverse the fans to blow from the hot to cold aisle and pick the most scientific hot spot. Then figure out how many network adapters I can stack on eachother and run our own direct ASDL line to Cogent.
Free SSD2G for life. It's a threat.
I'll happily stick a box in my garage right next to my heater, 5mbps shared across the node, guaranteed 30% uptime
@VirMach said: Okay that's it I need to redo all the ping monitors, it's bothering me.
Nah, kick your dev. for that IP button! My finger is getting sore hitting F5!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
even if i get the vps i still need to know the ticket number
virmach your are always a bone killer ..... first you never rolled my spin, then you made me open my first every paypal dispute then you don't tell ticket number.....
if i see you i will first shakehands and then kick you in the balls.
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I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
awesome. yoursunny can finally get off your back
everyone basically means every location right?
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
225.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Been working on this. AMSD030 facing the same issue, I just rebooted that one. NYCB033X looks maybe savable but about to reboot that as well once I'm done collecting data if the fix doesn't work.
NYCB033X came back working.
Hi,
Don't want to bother or get privileged here, but if possible, please help me activate invoice #1484691. Thanks.
Any updates on IPv4 PTR?
Expecting PTRs on IPv6 would probably be lucrative right?
With all of the other work going on I will estimate
189 tickets completed
Get your FREE VPS if you develop Open Source software
Okay I hate this ticket number guessing game, it just makes us look bad.
I guess it was still overall a good day. All servers have been online for at least... 3 hours and 50 minutes and it looks like AMSD030 is about to crash again. And NYCB038 but it still counts because it's technically not down yet.. Anyway, I shall distract you guys with some IPv6 and we'll pretend like the number was so high that no one go it and definitely not so low that no one got it. The 42 guy was the closest but off by over 20. I won't say in which direction (okay just kidding, I didn't do that bad.)
Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah, IPv6 in Tokyo is getting deployed right now. Nevermind.
Actually I have an even better idea to dig myself a bigger grave. There's like what 30 guesses? Okay this should get the job done. I really shouldn't be doing this but it sounds fun. Everyone who made a guess (for today/yesterday, whatever you want to call it) will get an SSD2G for life if I don't either (1) answer 1,000 tickets today or (2) clear out the ticket queue via non-automated means, as in I won't just close all of them. Very bold move, let's see how it plays out. I'm going to go immediately acquire some ... cocoa beans. Meanwhile you guys can celebrate prematurely. Honestly it's probably 80/20 in your odds.
And of course if I don't get anywhere close it just means I could've definitely done it but I wanted to let you guys win.
I'll count that as a guess.
I love premature celebrations, count me in!
62 Tickets
73 tickets.
It gotta be a prime number.
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Code for adding additional IPs is ready. Just finishing up DNS/delegation.
Looks like it's doing its job. Every hair pulled now is a hair saved later.
Yay!!!! a free SSD2G.
Powerful AMD Ryzen VPS (aff)
SJCZ005B is often offline,Ryzen migrate Button disappears,I need the free Ryzen migrate feature.
I'm leaving San José.
View Ticket #861161
TYOC002S has 1x IPv6 now, reconfigure to use it.
Okay a little over 2 hours and 100~ tickets cleared out.
At least I have some left, just the wrong colour these days.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
It's not me! Someone's killin' it..
That NVMe is gonna be knackered before the fortnight's up.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
i haven't heard this since 1991 in Dublin ,,,, wow ,,, you bring back memories. r u an old fart?
I'm not Russian!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
u must be ppu tin.
Will we be aloud to choose the location for that SSD2G lifetime? Or it will be bulk in a server made especially for this occasion (Ryzen 9 5950X, NVMe, 10G port
) ?
2CPU, 2GB RAM, 35 GB SSD = $17.66/y (aff) | Direct Admin Shared & Reseller (aff) | 1, 2, 4, 8, 16 TB StorageBox (aff) | 2CPU, 4GB RAM, 65GB NVMe = €24/y (aff)
I vote for shoving everyone into Denver and hoping for the best
waiting for IPv6
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
@virmach Can we guess how much hair you started with in say May 2022 and how much you'll have left by the time Jan 2023 starts?
NNnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My Denver has been super stable.
Time for that to change
I think we all should open tickets so we all win shit!
Do you still have a service not working that you decided to postpone opening ticket until X? Do it now.
Do you have shitty routing? Do it now.
Are you missing any IPs? Do it now!
You know the drill ;')
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Does this mean that this guessing game doesn't have to be played? Last time you completed 911 tickets, was that the case? That's what I have to guess.
Plot twist: SSD2G plan doesn't exist anymore.
There's only NVMe2G today.
We were promised SSD2G lifetime.
That just means WHMCS displays a service virtually provisioned in one of those lonely Buffalo servers, with an IP starting with "23.95".
It isn't actually connectable or YABS-able.
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
333 Tickets
Slow down, sir!
1000 tickets in the queue
Mark one in process, cringe at the writer, mark it closed
1002 tickets in the queue
This works well, thank you. I would hope that you spend most of your time today configuring more nodes with IPv6.
I'd use the side of my screen for this if I could trust myself to be able to stare at them and not mess up a digit somewhere. It's going to be a PITA to clean it up and while I may be able to confidently do a thousand tickets to deny your right to an SSD2G, IPv6 would prove to be quite difficult.
Buffalo Man cosplay. Grab a bunch of server parts out the reject bin and find a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller. Reverse the fans to blow from the hot to cold aisle and pick the most scientific hot spot. Then figure out how many network adapters I can stack on eachother and run our own direct ASDL line to Cogent.
Free SSD2G for life. It's a threat.
I'll happily stick a box in my garage right next to my heater, 5mbps shared across the node, guaranteed 30% uptime
You'll put us out of business!
My SLAs can't be beat, best in the industry
Okay that's it I need to redo all the ping monitors, it's bothering me.
Nah, kick your dev. for that IP button!
My finger is getting sore hitting F5!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
even if i get the vps i still need to know the ticket number
virmach your are always a bone killer ..... first you never rolled my spin, then you made me open my first every paypal dispute then you don't tell ticket number.....
if i see you i will first shakehands and then kick you in the balls.
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Everything else than tickets is fine for me. Still hoping for free server with ADSL line
Hoping for VirMach to make a mistake and allot me SSD32G instead of SSD2G for life.
Powerful AMD Ryzen VPS (aff)
In Ru... With VirMach, you don't hit the balls, the ball hits you.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?i am looking forward to attempt anything.
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