@Flying_Chinaman said:
fart32 chap, any promotion thread on the other side?
Would you kindly hand over the SpartanHost VPS to this pity Chinaman?
To be completely honest SpartanHost hasn't submitted their deals so I am not sure what will happen... Black Friday is in 4 days and yet there's still quite a lot of providers waiting for the very last minute...
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
@Flying_Chinaman said:
fart32 chap, any promotion thread on the other side?
Would you kindly hand over the SpartanHost VPS to this pity Chinaman?
To be completely honest SpartanHost hasn't submitted their deals so I am not sure what will happen... Black Friday is in 4 days and yet there's still quite a lot of providers waiting for the very last minute...
@JoeMerit said:
Anyone else on RYZE.NYC-B034X ? Server seems to be experiencing some problems --- very slow now, had file corruption earlier, many network drops and the node appears to have rebooted overnight.
I'm on NYC-B035; was moved from something else, was finally addressing it, and can't access the network. I can ping the gateway, but not past it.
ETA: And now (just about an hour later) it magically works.
Am hoping the Virmach WHEEL℠ will return this Black Friday. It seemed like a lot of work so the chances are slim but still many fond memories, good times
@JDMcPea said: Am hoping the Virmach WHEEL℠ will return this Black Friday. It seemed like a lot of work so the chances are slim but still many fond memories, good times
Mystery box => highly likely LAX Asian-magnet? No dice.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
This building contains half of the VirMach servers in Los Angeles.
I visited on Sunday evening before my flight out of LAX.
I didn't find a data center company logo, but it's the right address, and the cooling tower on the roof checks out.
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
@yoursunny said:
This building contains half of the VirMach servers in Los Angeles.
I visited on Sunday evening before my flight out of LAX.
I didn't find a data center company logo, but it's the right address, and the cooling tower on the roof checks out.
Who's DC is that suppose to be Quadranet or Hivelocity ?
" I understand that I waive my right to a refund for this special offer. I understand this is a random VPS plan, and it could potentially make me upset. I'm a big boy and can handle risk. "
I love this. It won't work because those that actually read it aren't normally the ones to lose their shit and chargeback but I love it nonetheless.
My TYOC039 box briefly went down, then came back. But checking the status page shows that the node itself has been down for 7 hours. I'm proud of my VPS for being able to keep working after death.
@DanSummer said:
Hey @FrankZ you know their network better than anyone here:)
which is the most stable location (preferable one with the shittiest route to China )
San Jose is good for me, but also probably attracts lots Asian users.
Frankfurt has been very stable for me on two nodes, but @Jab has spoke of some issues with his node from time to time.
If you want to stay away from China users I've also been very happy with Miami and Phoenix
I don't have one in Tampa any more, but I have not heard anyone complain that has a VPS there
I have a bunch in New York and they are stable, but I would not say that location has the best network.
Just my two cents, your mileage may vary.
@yoursunny said:
This building contains half of the VirMach servers in Los Angeles.
I visited on Sunday evening before my flight out of LAX.
I didn't find a data center company logo, but it's the right address, and the cooling tower on the roof checks out.
Who's Whose DC is that suppose to be Quadranet or Hivelocity ?
QUADRANET 6171 W Century Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90045
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
Gah I really don't need another service, but I'm a sucker for mystery box stuff... I guess I'm in for the "this one will suck" location. Well, the VM name isn't bad, I've got a feeling about this one: HilariousWelldocumented-VM
So, where did you guys found that Mysterybox? I don't see it linked anywhere on main page, nor on black-friday subpage or special-offers page (that still shows summer deals cough@VirMachcough)?
I know you people are brave, but VirMach is on bot/account sharing hunt lately and buying some unreleased product gathered by brute-forcing id's one by one is not the best idea imho
also I need $9.82 MysteryBox
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
@Jab said:
I know you people are brave, but VirMach is on bot/account sharing hunt lately and buying some unreleased product gathered by brute-forcing id's one by one is not the best idea imho
Suit yourself, no idea where/how someone tracked down the link, but I'll take my chances. I have faith that VirMach isn't going to ban people just for buying from a link in a forum post, but maybe don't buy one if your account couldn't stand up to scrutiny. Personally, I hope it's all completely randomly generated virbot deals, with most of them being borderline-unusable specs, would make for a fun lottery.
@yoursunny said:
QUADRANET 6171 W Century Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90045
My sources say this building is owned by Alchemy Communications. I'm guessing QuadraNet leases a few floors from Alchemy and then leases the rackspace to the smaller fish.
@Jab said:
I know you people are brave, but VirMach is on bot/account sharing hunt lately and buying some unreleased product gathered by brute-forcing id's one by one is not the best idea imho
Suit yourself, no idea where/how someone tracked down the link, but I'll take my chances. I have faith that VirMach isn't going to ban people just for buying from a link in a forum post, but maybe don't buy one if your account couldn't stand up to scrutiny. Personally, I hope it's all completely randomly generated virbot deals, with most of them being borderline-unusable specs, would make for a fun lottery.
As long as people understand they have no idea what they just bought outside of knowing it's non-refundable, then I'm okay with taking their money I guess. It'd be pretty funny if it was just a test product for IPv6 only, or dual E5 servers, or if there was some type of high risk mechanism people were unaware of because they have none of the accompanying text, or if this is a pre-order for 2025.
You're basically doubling down on the mystery since you don't even know the constraints right now and for most people that could be signing up for more disappointment for no real additional benefit.
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To be completely honest SpartanHost hasn't submitted their deals so I am not sure what will happen... Black Friday is in 4 days and yet there's still quite a lot of providers waiting for the very last minute...
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
Ontario Dildo Inspector
NO
i need you to be neutral
we have a lot of party to do
i will just take the free drink s and food.
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
There, fixed*
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Nvm
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
Nvm.
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
*kick to the cessipit*
Ontario Dildo Inspector
BF is coming soooo soon....
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
I'm on NYC-B035; was moved from something else, was finally addressing it, and can't access the network. I can ping the gateway, but not past it.
ETA: And now (just about an hour later) it magically works.
This is a circus thread, isn't it?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
My NYC035 node is still not available, but it doesn't matter anyway since it's about to expire.

Yes, yes it is now that you are back
Am hoping the Virmach WHEEL℠ will return this Black Friday. It seemed like a lot of work so the chances are slim but still many fond memories, good times
It's all a Mystery to me.
Even better. Just don't miss the BF mega-thread on LES
@FrankZ buy mystery vps and tell us what you get 😹
Want free vps ? https://microlxc.net
No, no one
VirMach: Customer’s Service cannot use more than 10% of the monthly allocated bandwidth in under twenty-four (24) hours.
https://virmach.com/terms-conditions/#aup
MYSTERY BOX VPS
DecisiveForceful-VM $20.00 USD Biennially 11/21/2025 Pending
The blind box also has to wait, which is very boring
Tell us what you get later 😹
Want free vps ? https://microlxc.net
This is what happens when you try to jump in front of the line.
My mystery box is equally pending
Support @VirMach and wish me luck!
Mystery box => highly likely LAX Asian-magnet? No dice.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I will order one later!
EDIT: Oh, I will wait for some wild coupon!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
This building contains half of the VirMach servers in Los Angeles.
I visited on Sunday evening before my flight out of LAX.
I didn't find a data center company logo, but it's the right address, and the cooling tower on the roof checks out.
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
O' @VirMach ,
Be a chad for once in your life,
Buy a Threadrippers for this clown circus
And that mustached Frankenstein's patronage!
Ontario Dildo Inspector
You'll be missing out, but wait until BF
Who's DC is that suppose to be Quadranet or Hivelocity ?
" I understand that I waive my right to a refund for this special offer. I understand this is a random VPS plan, and it could potentially make me upset. I'm a big boy and can handle risk. "
I love this. It won't work because those that actually read it aren't normally the ones to lose their shit and chargeback but I love it nonetheless.
My TYOC039 box briefly went down, then came back. But checking the status page shows that the node itself has been down for 7 hours. I'm proud of my VPS for being able to keep working after death.
Hey @FrankZ you know their network better than anyone here:)
)
which is the most stable location (preferable one with the shittiest route to China
San Jose is good for me, but also probably attracts lots Asian users.
Frankfurt has been very stable for me on two nodes, but @Jab has spoke of some issues with his node from time to time.
If you want to stay away from China users I've also been very happy with Miami and Phoenix
I don't have one in Tampa any more, but I have not heard anyone complain that has a VPS there
I have a bunch in New York and they are stable, but I would not say that location has the best network.
Just my two cents, your mileage may vary.
QUADRANET 6171 W Century Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90045
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
Gah I really don't need another service, but I'm a sucker for mystery box stuff... I guess I'm in for the "this one will suck" location. Well, the VM name isn't bad, I've got a feeling about this one: HilariousWelldocumented-VM
So, where did you guys found that Mysterybox? I don't see it linked anywhere on main page, nor on black-friday subpage or special-offers page (that still shows summer deals cough @VirMach cough)?
I know you people are brave, but VirMach is on bot/account sharing hunt lately and buying some unreleased product gathered by brute-forcing id's one by one is not the best idea imho
also I need $9.82 MysteryBox

Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Ontario Dildo Inspector
I normally hate mystery box stuff, but I grabbed a Virmach one because I love him tooo much
, crossing my fingers for a EU service
Suit yourself, no idea where/how someone tracked down the link, but I'll take my chances. I have faith that VirMach isn't going to ban people just for buying from a link in a forum post, but maybe don't buy one if your account couldn't stand up to scrutiny. Personally, I hope it's all completely randomly generated virbot deals, with most of them being borderline-unusable specs, would make for a fun lottery.
I normally hate mystery box stuff, but I grabbed a Virmach one because I love him tooo much
, crossing my fingers for an AQ service
Yo' multiple accounts owner detected?
Lads, what this madhouse need is more yelling, moan and eventually utter bliss
Ontario Dildo Inspector
so, finally your time is up? LOLOL
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
When will the mystery box open? 🤔
https://virmach.com/black-friday-cyber-monday/
It is still last year's page, what the hill is the box you sorry asses mentioned?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Fairly early on BF UTC time
https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/156851/#Comment_156851
Ordered Tokyo? Just kidding, that's not included with ID 7153305096
@VirMachwill ya double Chinaman's bandwidth and dispatch him to Tokyo?Just curious about what is inside, if it is rather a disappointment, this nagging old Chinaman will be yelling until next BF
Ontario Dildo Inspector
My sources say this building is owned by Alchemy Communications. I'm guessing QuadraNet leases a few floors from Alchemy and then leases the rackspace to the smaller fish.
As long as people understand they have no idea what they just bought outside of knowing it's non-refundable, then I'm okay with taking their money I guess. It'd be pretty funny if it was just a test product for IPv6 only, or dual E5 servers, or if there was some type of high risk mechanism people were unaware of because they have none of the accompanying text, or if this is a pre-order for 2025.
You're basically doubling down on the mystery since you don't even know the constraints right now and for most people that could be signing up for more disappointment for no real additional benefit.