VirMach - Complain - Moan - Praise - Chit Chat - Flan

1137138140142143274

Comments

  • edited November 2023

    @VirMach said: or dual E5 servers

    E5 for $20 is fine, as long as it is Tokyo E5

    BandwagonHost charges Chinaman $50 per year for a LAX VPS
    1 E5 vCore
    512MB RAM
    15GB Disk
    500GB bandwidth
    They also provide $100 variant with 1GB RAM and 1TB bandwidth instead

    Haven't read while ordering, so it is two years' price.
    For that price, hit our sorry asses with whatever the chick you consider fit


    @VirMach said: signing up for more disappointment for no real additional benefit.

    We are masochists after all, aren't we?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @VirMach said: could be signing up for more disappointment

    such is life.

  • edited November 2023

    @dgc1980 said:

    @VirMach said: could be signing up for more disappointment

    such is life.

    *John Wick's concierge vibe*

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @VirMach The certificate for https://vps.virmach.com has expired, you should check why the script isn't working properly anymore!

    BTW, what's the status of DALZ004 and DALZ007? It's been two weeks since you last said servers have been racked, and we're SPECIALly looking forward to them lighting up. :3

  • MJJs used spambots to register over 30,000 free domains in one hour! AMAZING!

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @dyfkz1l said:
    MJJs used spambots to register over 30,000 free domains in one hour! AMAZING!

    Free domains, where?!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited November 2023

    @Jab said:
    Free domains, where?!

    Are you a MJJ too?

  • @dyfkz1l said:

    @Jab said:
    Free domains, where?!

    Are you a MJJ too?

    everyone loves free things, not just Mjj.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @dyfkz1l said:

    @Jab said:
    Free domains, where?!

    Are you a MJJ too?

    If I was an MJJ I would already know where to get free domains! (-:

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @Jab said:

    @dyfkz1l said:

    @Jab said:
    Free domains, where?!

    Are you a MJJ too?

    If I was an MJJ I would already know where to get free domains! (-:

    Seems like mjj have all the fun and get the best deals. It may be time to convert.

  • @tulipyun said:
    @VirMach The certificate for https://vps.virmach.com has expired, you should check why the script isn't working properly anymore!

    BTW, what's the status of DALZ004 and DALZ007? It's been two weeks since you last said servers have been racked, and we're SPECIALly looking forward to them lighting up. :3

    @tulipyun said:
    @VirMach The certificate for https://vps.virmach.com has expired, you should check why the script isn't working properly anymore!

    Yeah I know, I saw it the second the day rolled over. I'd say I've been working on it but I haven't but it's definitely on my important list of important things to do immediately.

  • edited November 2023

    Why I can no longer change my email

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Why I can no longer change my email

    He doesn't want you to fall through the cracks.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Why I can no longer change my email

    because your address in China is very complete.

    and your name so realistic!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @VirMach said:
    As long as people understand they have no idea what they just bought outside of knowing it's non-refundable, then I'm okay with taking their money I guess. It'd be pretty funny if it was just a test product for IPv6 only, or dual E5 servers, or if there was some type of high risk mechanism people were unaware of because they have none of the accompanying text, or if this is a pre-order for 2025.

    You're basically doubling down on the mystery since you don't even know the constraints right now and for most people that could be signing up for more disappointment for no real additional benefit.

    Honestly, if it ends up being any of those things? Totally worth the $20 just to watch people's reaction lol. Bought it for the memes, I'm completely expecting something unusable and if I later get something that I can actually use it's a bonus.

  • edited November 2023

    @VirMach said:

    @tulipyun said:
    @VirMach The certificate for https://vps.virmach.com has expired, you should check why the script isn't working properly anymore!

    BTW, what's the status of DALZ004 and DALZ007? It's been two weeks since you last said servers have been racked, and we're SPECIALly looking forward to them lighting up. :3

    @tulipyun said:
    @VirMach The certificate for https://vps.virmach.com has expired, you should check why the script isn't working properly anymore!

    Yeah I know, I saw it the second the day rolled over. I'd say I've been working on it but I haven't but it's definitely on my important list of important things to do immediately.

    I find it perplexing that you consistently overlook the inquiries regarding DALZ004 and DALZ007, especially given the valid concern that they were not restored 'this week,' as indicated by the latest network status on 11/7/23. It seems contradictory that you become upset and criticize individuals for not thoroughly reading the network status page and adhering to the specifics in your posts. Yet, there are instances where you conveniently neglect to provide updates to customers who have been patiently waiting for weeks, despite their requests, and these customers refrain from opening tickets in the support panel.

  • i saw this

    and just thought of

    @Flying_Chinaman

  • @ehab said:
    i saw this

    and just thought of

    @Flying_Chinaman

    Cum'on I won't fuck a DP port, maybe it is a fetish of @AuroraZero

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @ehab said:
    i saw this

    and just thought of

    @Flying_Chinaman

    Cum'on I won't fuck a DP port, maybe it is a fetish of @AuroraZero

    Hey man I don't judge you and your scat fetish you leave my DP ports alone!!!!

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Cum'on I won't fuck a DP port, maybe it is a fetish of @AuroraZero

    @TheDP?

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • Renew https://virmach.win/ or let expire?

    yabs daddy

  • @Mason said:
    Renew https://virmach.win/ or let expire?

    Does it come with a free snuggly?

    @Fat32 I am game if the big boy is :wink:

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • vyasvyas OG
    edited November 2023

    @AuroraZero said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @ehab said:
    i saw this

    and just thought of

    @Flying_Chinaman

    Cum'on I won't fuck a DP port, maybe it is a fetish of @AuroraZero

    Hey man I don't judge you and your scat fetish you leave my DP ports alone!!!!

    How about leaving @TheDP ‘s ports alone… while we are on the topic


    edited

  • @vyas said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @ehab said:
    i saw this

    and just thought of

    @Flying_Chinaman

    Cum'on I won't fuck a DP port, maybe it is a fetish of @AuroraZero

    Hey man I don't judge you and your scat fetish you leave my DP ports alone!!!!

    @AuroraZero said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @ehab said:
    i saw this

    and just thought of

    @Flying_Chinaman

    Cum'on I won't fuck a DP port, maybe it is a fetish of @AuroraZero

    Hey man I don't judge you and your scat fetish you leave my DP ports alone!!!!

    How about leaving @DP ‘s ports alone… while we are on the topic

    Buuuut it's fun not to waaaaahhhh!!!!

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • Chinaman gets a feelings that every year at this period, just right before the promotion, Virmach's CPU steal remains pretty low,
    Don't know why that happened, perhaps to lure newcomers?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Chinaman gets a feelings that every year at this period, just right before the promotion, Virmach's CPU steal remains pretty low,
    Don't know why that happened, perhaps to lure newcomers?

    my AMS chicken has been 0.0st all year round.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited November 2023

    @cybertech said: my AMS chicken has been 0.0st all year round.

    But even Amazon Lightsail charges $3.5 per month at least and comes with old E5
    Okay you mean Amsterdam, Chinaman has no biz on the EU continent
    Preferred US west coast and Tokyo is crowed I suppose

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • What is the difference between KVM and KVM Lite?
    How do I check which one of them my chick is?

  • @cybertech said: my AMS chicken..

    Shhh, FFS!

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @dyfkz1l said:
    What is the difference between KVM and KVM Lite?
    How do I check which one of them my chick is?

    KVM Lite is what used to be our OpenVZ VPS. We kept some of the aspects of OpenVZ although it is on KVM. So for example, the disk amounts start off lower and the legacy KVM Lite plans can expand disk as needed, and new KVM Lite plans you just select disk amount. KVM Lite also lacks some of the features that KVM would normally provide, so no custom ISO mounts although we're slowly phasing that out anyway, and it's limited in locations as well as lower allowance on bursting. If it was purchased more recently or a long time ago on OpenVZ, it's also possible it's not 1Gbps port but lower.

    Special offers were previously sold as OpenVZ and KVM, and then some were advertised as KVM Lite but they didn't actually have the disk expanding thing so they're just essentially all KVM specials. If you previous had an OpenVZ special then it'd be a KVM Lite special officially after it got moved over.

    Short answer is that it doesn't really matter.

  • edited November 2023

    @Mason said:
    Renew https://virmach.win/ or let expire?

    Yo boss, does it relate to the https://virmach[dot]rip/ ?


    > @dyfkz1l said: KVM and KVM Lite
    KVM Lite 33% CPU load limit, higher IOPS limit, limited customer(no) support
    KVM 50% CPU load limit, lower IOPS limit, better customer(no) support

    The vir-nerd said your disk limit is also based on your VPS disk size as well

    @VirMach said: Short answer is that it doesn't really matter.

    Really, that is different than your mention last time
    Would don't you make a transparent and consistent policy?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said: Really, that is different than your mention last time
    Would don't you make a transparent and consistent policy?

    Well if you're comparing one unofficial statement to another then I'd unofficially say it doesn't unofficially matter.

  • Am i late for the mystery box? How to order?

  • @tridinebandim said:
    Am i late for the mystery box? How to order?

    original comment mentioning it has been removed, but sent a PM, buy at own risk

  • edited November 2023

    VirMach said: Well if you're comparing one unofficial statement to another then I'd unofficially say it doesn't unofficially matter.

    Thanked by (1) FrankZ

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • I just had this dream:

    1. My mother has become the chairman of VirMach.
    2. She decided that IPv4 is costing too much.
    3. Thus, all of my VPSes are combined into single one, with combined price and resources, but single IP.
    4. I can choose the location, but Tokyo is not in the list.

    I woke up from this dream when I'm about to choose the location.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • edited November 2023

    @yoursunny said: but Tokyo is not in the list

    Yo, what's your problem with Tokyo?
    Anyway, that's your wonderland

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @VirMach said:
    KVM Lite is what used to be our OpenVZ VPS. We kept some of the aspects of OpenVZ although it is on KVM. So for example, the disk amounts start off lower and the legacy KVM Lite plans can expand disk as needed, and new KVM Lite plans you just select disk amount.

    Short answer is that it doesn't really matter.

    @Virmach I still have a 2018 one that was originally OVZ, which had the "honour system" disk increase button in the control panel.

    It was originally sold as with 80GB sdd, but I only ever increased it to 35GB.

    The button to increase it, disappeared some time back. And now it shows up and appears as just a normal 35GB in size.

    Should I accept and approach it as now only 35GB for the rest of its life, or is it still possible and easy/reasonable to increase it to 80GB?

  • edited November 2023

    @VirMach by the way, you mentioned you want to get married, and lure your wife to take care of your biz, so any progress so far?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    @VirMach mentioned you want to get married, and lure your wife to take care of your biz, so any progress so far?

    Keep dreaming some day it may happen. Just to let you know mom boob doesn't count.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • edited November 2023

    @AuroraZero said: Keep dreaming some day it may happen. Just to let you know mom boob doesn't count.

    O' we will see, Chinaman will find his Becky,

    But for now, immigration comes first


    I thought it is inappropriate to post outside the cesspit, but here it goes the origin meme anyway

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    @VirMach mentioned you want to get married, and lure your wife to take care of your biz, so any progress so far?

    Keep dreaming some day it may happen. Just to let you know mom boob doesn't count.> @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @AuroraZero said: Keep dreaming some day it may happen. Just to let you know mom boob doesn't count.

    O' we will see, Chinaman will find his Becky,

    But for now, immigration comes first


    I thought it is inappropriate to post outside the cesspit, but here it goes the origin meme anyway

    No Becky for you!!!

    Come back ten year!!

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
    I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
    Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @wuyicheng538 said:
    Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
    I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
    Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.

    Weren't you suppose to open a ticket for re-creating the service in different place, without the data?

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Jab said:

    @wuyicheng538 said:
    Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
    I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
    Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.

    Weren't you suppose to open a ticket for re-creating the service in different place, without the data?

    N/A for Flash VPS and BF Sales

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @wuyicheng538 said:
    Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
    I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
    Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.

    you can choose not to renew

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @cybertech said:

    @wuyicheng538 said:
    Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
    I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
    Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.

    you can choose not to renew

    but ..... but ..... but that would make sense wouldn't it?

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • A blast from the past, just for fun:

  • @Jab said:

    @wuyicheng538 said:
    Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
    I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
    Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.

    Weren't you suppose to open a ticket for re-creating the service in different place, without the data?

    As I understand it, services marked as "special" are not in the queue where VMs can be recreated, am I correct?

    From the information on the recent server status page, I'm guessing that virmach is experiencing "limited support" issues with DC. Otherwise I find it hard to imagine that clicking the power button, changing the routing table and flushing the VM IPs would take weeks with no progress.

Sign In or Register to comment.