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  • @imok said:
    Did I miss anything? Like a SSD32G for free for a year or some free drives?

    Monke!!!!!

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @VirMach said:

    @cyforex said:
    @VirMach Man oh man!! Virmach hitting new lows every now and then. :# I see yet another outage in NY. In this year, this is maybe 5th time? I've literally lost count.
    What a garbage service and agonizing experience, I can't fathom how you have not gone bankrupt yet. just blows my mind.

    FYI, I don't even use your machine anymore. Just got irritated by all the "down alerts" from my uptime robot and I thought I would come here to warn people to avoid your services.

    Thank you for the compliment. Yes, I can understand how any other provider would have probably gone bankrupt or given up after maybe the 3rd major issue in a year but as you stated we're definitely not like the others and very resilient. Also thank you for no longer using our services, I'm sure that decision has made everyone on both sides slightly happier.

    Maybe it's time to stop bullshitting yourself?
    https://www.trustpilot.com/review/virmach.com?sort=recency

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @cyforex said:

    You seem to be getting more upset and angry as time goes on. May I suggest that you find another provider who fits your requirements better. I only say this because I have had the same frustrating experience with other providers, but after I just letting it go, and moving on, I felt much better. The provider is not going to change. It is up to you to find one that you makes you comfortable.

  • @cyforex said: trustpilot

    I wouldnt trust them at all, 99% of the positive reviews are all paid for and people will bitch over the smallest thing, get resolved and never update their review to reflect it, or in the case of virmach, a lot of them are Mjj that have their server IP blocked by the great firewall then try to dispute their payment and get refused

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    When I was a child, there was an old parrot in the school named Aurora. You said "hello Aurora" and she responded "Aurora Aurora".

    My neighbor's name is Aurora too.

  • How about the mystery box 3

  • edited November 2023

    @cyforex said: Maybe it's time to stop bullshitting yourself?
    https://www.trustpilot.com/review/virmach.com?sort=recency

    Without fake positive reviews, with a ton of people dedicating their time and energy and energy to fuming on there, as well as us deciding to refuse to continue being part of their extortion scheme, we have about the same rating as Amazon and I'd consider that pretty good.

    @dgc1980 said:

    @cyforex said: trustpilot

    I wouldnt trust them at all, 99% of the positive reviews are all paid for and people will bitch over the smallest thing, get resolved and never update their review to reflect it, or in the case of virmach, a lot of them are Mjj that have their server IP blocked by the great firewall then try to dispute their payment and get refused

    It's definitely by all objective measures very clearly not a good representation of any website and it's mind-boggling to me that anyone would ever seriously consider them when making a purchase from any website when there's no clear universal standard. Go and check Google Reviews for local places for example, you'll see it mostly range from maybe 3.5 to 4.3 whereas on TrustPilot it seems like there's mainly two categories, and that's 4.3 to 5.0 versus 1.7 to 3.5 and almost nothing within what you'd expect to be a normal range.

    Plus there's insane discrepancies in quantity of reviews and in any case they're all an extremely small portion of customers. There's no reason RamNode, which has been in business longer than us, and no doubt sold more than us, have only 48 ratings while we have 846 (and mind you that's such as astronomically low number still) other than the circlejerk just happened to not catch on for them which is miraculous.

  • @VirMach

    I have an instance that's supposed to be on RYZE.CHI-Z027.VMS but I see I've been moved to Miami, Florida... Any way to get back to the original location please? Thanks

  • @mockingbird said:
    @VirMach

    I have an instance that's supposed to be on RYZE.CHI-Z027.VMS but I see I've been moved to Miami, Florida... Any way to get back to the original location please? Thanks

    I also have one on the same instance. Still in Chicago, is it because you are seeing Miami in YABS? That's wrong geoinfo, most of the new IPs have wrong geoinfo. My lax one shows turkey lol

  • @sh97 said:

    @mockingbird said:
    @VirMach

    I have an instance that's supposed to be on RYZE.CHI-Z027.VMS but I see I've been moved to Miami, Florida... Any way to get back to the original location please? Thanks

    I also have one on the same instance. Still in Chicago, is it because you are seeing Miami in YABS? That's wrong geoinfo, most of the new IPs have wrong geoinfo. My lax one shows turkey lol

    Confirmed! I did a test and latency is very low in Chicago, so you're right... @VirMach - please disregard. Thanks

  • @VirMach said:

    @hike said:
    @VirMach here some extra info :
    Today was generated :

    This is a notice that an invoice has been generated on 11/25/2023.
    Your payment method is: PayPal
    Invoice #1606175
    Amount Due: $XXXX USD
    Due Date: 12/27/2021

    This one i paid today , but due date went back 2 years suddenly i checked and last 2 years were also paid.
    Because of wrong due date machines directly suspended and terminated after payment.

    There's definitely a combination of specific things that were done that caused it to occur. I replied to your ticket, we're going to need a lot more information to be able to resolve this.

    What I've definitely noticed so far is that most the services if not all affected were recently "cancelled" by you and then cancellation removed. Please mention anything else like that you omitted, even if you believe it should not be related. Pretty much anything you clicked in relation to terms, billing, payments, and in what order/when. So for example for the cancellation request example you'd say you put in a cancellation request for X services on X then you removed the cancellation request on X. Then if you used mass pay, you'd mention that. If you clicked mass pay and then cancelled it or let it get cancelled and then re-used mass pay, or clicked mass pay twice, things like that.

    @VirMach
    I will work on the questions you asked me in the ticket and show you every invoice with the correct service.
    but for now they are still suspended and terminated please unsuspend and save the terminated one.

  • @cyforex said: Maybe it's time to stop bullshitting yourself?

    Every once in a while, you pop in here trying to whip up some misplaced moral outrage. You're going to get yourself an heart attack over a provider you claim you no longer use.

    Got nothing else to spend your time on?

  • edited November 2023

    No matter how sheet the service is, as long as the nerd does not run away, Chinaman will stay in this clown circus

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • For those that maybe didn't notice yet, the Black Friday - Cyber Monday page seems to be updated now:

    https://virmach.com/black-friday-cyber-monday/

    • Mystery Box (active)
    • Flash Deals (not ready yet)
    • Limited Budget Deals (none yet/later stage of sales)
    • 3 Early Bird included standard support fixed offers (currently shows out of stock)

    May the odds of VirBot be in your favour this year <3

  • @ZA_capetown said:
    For those that maybe didn't notice yet, the Black Friday - Cyber Monday page seems to be updated now:

    https://virmach.com/black-friday-cyber-monday/

    • Mystery Box (active)
    • Flash Deals (not ready yet)
    • Limited Budget Deals (none yet/later stage of sales)
    • 3 Early Bird included standard support fixed offers (currently shows out of stock)

    May the odds of VirBot be in your favour this year <3

    But still titled as "Black Friday 2022"

  • @margincons said:
    But still titled as "Black Friday 2022"

    No it now says 2023, try to refresh, you're probably still seeing the old page :)

  • @ZA_capetown said:

    @margincons said:
    But still titled as "Black Friday 2022"

    No it now says 2023, try to refresh, you're probably still seeing the old page :)

    Try with a mobile device. Still 2022

  • @ZA_capetown said:
    For those that maybe didn't notice yet, the Black Friday - Cyber Monday page seems to be updated now:

    https://virmach.com/black-friday-cyber-monday/

    • Mystery Box (active)
    • Flash Deals (not ready yet)
    • Limited Budget Deals (none yet/later stage of sales)
    • 3 Early Bird included standard support fixed offers (currently shows out of stock)

    May the odds of VirBot be in your favour this year <3

    If you order NYC, the server is free ;)

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited November 2023


    Fucking BF/CM what is this?!

    I just wanted to check why my AMS is not responding (-:

    This is just useless rant, queue is good, good job!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @Jab said: I just wanted to check why my AMS is not responding (-:

    PEBKAC - that is the server I cancelled lolololol

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Jab said:

    Fucking BF/CM what is this?!

    I just wanted to check why my AMS is not responding (-:

    This is just useless rant, queue is good, good job!

    Are you talking about some other website? Because we definitely shouldn't have waiting room set up unless Cloudflare uses the same splash page for other features or if they're using it to reduce their own load in a weird way.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited November 2023

    @VirMach said: Are you talking about some other website?

    No, that was billing.virmach.com.
    EDIT However I visited BF/CM website in that tab so maybe you have it there, it was some cookie/session based and CF just went 'SHOW HIM THE QUEUE'?

    Can't re-trigger it now so maybe it was CF fluke then?

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @VirMach any count down for the show?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Jab said:

    @VirMach said: Are you talking about some other website?

    No, that was billing.virmach.com.

    Can't re-trigger it now so maybe it was CF fluke then?

    Oh we're just getting DDoSed then I guess and something must be set up for that in particular, maybe automatically.

  • @VirMach said:

    @Jab said:

    @VirMach said: Are you talking about some other website?

    No, that was billing.virmach.com.

    Can't re-trigger it now so maybe it was CF fluke then?

    Oh we're just getting DDoSed then I guess and something must be set up for that in particular, maybe automatically.

    So for all the neg comments, people still love you enough to DDOS the site ! That's a positive feeling. Cheers !

  • @vgood said:
    what's up LAX2Z019 ??
    when will you be on again???
    until now @VirMach LAX2Z019
    Operation Timed Out After 90001 Milliseconds With 0 Bytes Received

    @VirMach how are you LAX2Z019

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    @virmach I don't like that almost-free but inexistent dedicated server listed in my account. Can you remove it? Of course it would be nicer if you reinstall the service 😏

  • When will the mys boxes open?

  • @margincons said:
    When will the mys boxes open?

    What did it say in the offer thread?

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    No idea if Mystery Box are not delayed due to NY switch dead - like I would assume some of those mysteries are in NY and running this now with NY offline could be problematic.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited November 2023

    Jus' wanna known what is the hill in the box
    Whaaaaagh' I am constantly pulling my hair off,
    Soon Chinaman will have rather bald peanuts

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • MJJ is creating 300 accounts each ordering a mystery box.
    Good plan - keep and flip.
    Bad plan - PayPal dispute.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • @yoursunny would you push the SpartanHost VPS?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    @yoursunny would you push the SpartanHost VPS?

    I need to sell the Tokyo first before selling others.
    Spartan is no longer fragrant so it's in the queue.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • edited November 2023

    "An attempt was made."

    How did you guys make out this BF week? I didn't buy any VPS this year! 😱

  • Not sure what the deal is but I'm still seeing the 2022 BF calculator thing on the BF page.
    Tried setting agent to a random phone and disabling caching but still no good.

  • @theloafingone said:
    Not sure what the deal is but I'm still seeing the 2022 BF calculator thing on the BF page.
    Tried setting agent to a random phone and disabling caching but still no good.

    I had this issue for a while but it fixed itself. My guess is you're hitting a cache somewhere that never got cleared. Try switching browsers or using a proxy/VPN (to load the page, not to order).

    Or to save time just buy a mystery box, it's the only thing in stock: https://billing.virmach.com/cart.php?a=add&pid=254

    I archived the page if you want to look at it: https://archive.vn/KSwyy

  • @theloafingone said:
    Not sure what the deal is but I'm still seeing the 2022 BF calculator thing on the BF page.
    Tried setting agent to a random phone and disabling caching but still no good.

    It looks as if there is an issue with Cloudflare's caching/CDN strategy. When I access the page from different locations, it renders different content: the correct 2023 page if accessed from the US, and last year's content if accessed from Japan.

  • @tulipyun said:

    @theloafingone said:
    Not sure what the deal is but I'm still seeing the 2022 BF calculator thing on the BF page.
    Tried setting agent to a random phone and disabling caching but still no good.

    It looks as if there is an issue with Cloudflare's caching/CDN strategy. When I access the page from different locations, it renders different content: the correct 2023 page if accessed from the US, and last year's content if accessed from Japan.

    When accessing virmach.com from Japan, it seems to load data cached on the Vultr Tokyo node.

  • @tototo said:

    @tulipyun said:

    @theloafingone said:
    Not sure what the deal is but I'm still seeing the 2022 BF calculator thing on the BF page.
    Tried setting agent to a random phone and disabling caching but still no good.

    It looks as if there is an issue with Cloudflare's caching/CDN strategy. When I access the page from different locations, it renders different content: the correct 2023 page if accessed from the US, and last year's content if accessed from Japan.

    When accessing virmach.com from Japan, it seems to load data cached on the Vultr Tokyo node.

    Yes, but the page has been posted for several days and should have long since exceeded the time limit for the cache to force a refresh, so I don't know why the problem is occurring.

  • @VirMach Boss, when do you plan to open the Pandora's box? Can the VPS configuration crush RackNerd

  • @tulipyun said:

    @tototo said:

    @tulipyun said:

    @theloafingone said:
    Not sure what the deal is but I'm still seeing the 2022 BF calculator thing on the BF page.
    Tried setting agent to a random phone and disabling caching but still no good.

    It looks as if there is an issue with Cloudflare's caching/CDN strategy. When I access the page from different locations, it renders different content: the correct 2023 page if accessed from the US, and last year's content if accessed from Japan.

    When accessing virmach.com from Japan, it seems to load data cached on the Vultr Tokyo node.

    Yes, but the page has been posted for several days and should have long since exceeded the time limit for the cache to force a refresh, so I don't know why the problem is occurring.

    I'm pretty sure cache purging is at least partially manual for VirMach, I remember a previous sale had a similar issue (not regional, though, AFAIK).

    (obviously not correct design, but I assume they're rolling their own CDN to some extent)

  • edited November 2023

    It is so dung hilarious that VirmAch filter its own VPS IP with Capacha
    But at least the nerd got rid of the Alibaba IP block


    ben said: RackNerd

    Double standard for forbidding mentioning the purple guy

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @tulipyun said:

    @theloafingone said:
    Not sure what the deal is but I'm still seeing the 2022 BF calculator thing on the BF page.
    Tried setting agent to a random phone and disabling caching but still no good.

    It looks as if there is an issue with Cloudflare's caching/CDN strategy. When I access the page from different locations, it renders different content: the correct 2023 page if accessed from the US, and last year's content if accessed from Japan.

    That seems to be the case on my end as well. I'll try accessing from another country and see if that helps.
    I seem to remember something like this happening before during a previous holiday season sale...

  • @VirMach What's the surprise in the mystery box? So curious...I guess it's more of a surprise than a shock...

  • @randomq said:
    "An attempt was made."

    How did you guys make out this BF week? I didn't buy any VPS this year! 😱

    I only bought one VPS this week, paid entirely with affiliate credits that I cannot otherwise withdraw, with enough credits to pay for one renewal too.
    I won't buy any mystery boxes because they most likely will not fit in my desired locations.
    The legendary $8.88 1920MB VirBot deal is renewed, but I'm thinking about cancelling next year.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    noun: surprise; plural noun: surprises
    1.
    an unexpected or astonishing event, fact, etc.

    Similar:
    shock
    bolt from/out of the blue
    thunderbolt
    bombshell
    revelation
    source of amazement
    rude awakening
    eye-opener
    start
    turn up for the books
    shocker
    whammy

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @yoursunny said:
    The legendary $8.88 1920MB VirBot deal is renewed, but I'm thinking about cancelling next year.

    This?

    LA10GKVM17
    2 cores
    1920MB RAM
    45GB SSD
    1000GB monthly transfer
    $8.88/year
    
  • @VirMach said:

    @hike said:
    @VirMach here some extra info :
    Today was generated :

    This is a notice that an invoice has been generated on 11/25/2023.
    Your payment method is: PayPal
    Invoice #1606175
    Amount Due: $XXXX USD
    Due Date: 12/27/2021

    This one i paid today , but due date went back 2 years suddenly i checked and last 2 years were also paid.
    Because of wrong due date machines directly suspended and terminated after payment.

    There's definitely a combination of specific things that were done that caused it to occur. I replied to your ticket, we're going to need a lot more information to be able to resolve this.

    What I've definitely noticed so far is that most the services if not all affected were recently "cancelled" by you and then cancellation removed. Please mention anything else like that you omitted, even if you believe it should not be related. Pretty much anything you clicked in relation to terms, billing, payments, and in what order/when. So for example for the cancellation request example you'd say you put in a cancellation request for X services on X then you removed the cancellation request on X. Then if you used mass pay, you'd mention that. If you clicked mass pay and then cancelled it or let it get cancelled and then re-used mass pay, or clicked mass pay twice, things like that.

    @VirMach Can you unsuspend and recover the terminated machines, down for 2 days now. Ticket #953568

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    Monday morning and no VirMach, Hmm.

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