Mystery Boxes are going to begin activating. I'd say about 39% of you are going to be really mad, 17% will be slightly bummed out to neutral, 26% should be happy, and maybe 17% ecstatic. The other 1% will be rounding errors. And keep in mind it goes in batches for each configuration so there's going to be waves of emotions.
@cybertech said:
getting ready to laugh at MJJ disappointed comments and asking for refund
Unironically what's going to happen because the first plan happened to probably be the 2nd or 3rd worst one. I'll wait a little bit before activating the second one to get all most the crying out the way.
@VirMach said: Mystery Boxes are going to begin activating. I'd say about 39% of you are going to be really mad, 17% will be slightly bummed out to neutral, 26% should be happy, and maybe 17% ecstatic. The other 1% will be rounding errors. And keep in mind it goes in batches for each configuration so there's going to be waves of emotions.
Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
But I feel deep malice that it's even named AdorableDearest-VM.
@Flying_Chinaman said:
Even my old ARMv5 router has 256MB memory
oh, I feel so happy for you now. At least it's cheaper than your $50 256MB business server. Am I right?
You can make this one your business server and retire that one. You'll save $30!
@jungleparrot said:
Looks like I'm not a winner, but I'm also not a loser. Not sure why it cancelled.
Non-payment. If you paid make a ticket with payment information, but I think your card was rejected ad probably shows as "pending" and will drop off your statement in however many days your company does it in.
But hey, don't worry guys. If @VirMach is really deploying those manually we can be sure that promo won't be back next year because he won't do it manually again, he learned his lesson, he would fucking die of boredom and wrist hurting.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
@VirMach said: Non-payment. If you paid make a ticket with payment information, but I think your card was rejected ad probably shows as "pending" and will drop off your statement in however many days your company does it in.
I saw the charge go through authorization when I placed the order, but just looked and it already fell off. I used a virtual credit card with a low spending limit, I am guessing that probably caused it to get rejected on the actual charge. Don't worry about it, that is on me.
@VirMach said: Non-payment. If you paid make a ticket with payment information, but I think your card was rejected ad probably shows as "pending" and will drop off your statement in however many days your company does it in.
I saw the charge go through authorization when I placed the order, but just looked and it already fell off. I used a virtual credit card with a low spending limit, I am guessing that probably caused it to get rejected on the actual charge. Don't worry about it, that is on me.
Looks like I got in on that first wave, you win some, you lose some. I got about what I expected, but hey, I grabbed an nvme4g at 90% with a flash coupon, more than makes up for getting this out of the mystery box.
Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
But I feel deep malice that it's even named AdorableDearest-VM.
@VirMach said: Non-payment. If you paid make a ticket with payment information, but I think your card was rejected ad probably shows as "pending" and will drop off your statement in however many days your company does it in.
I saw the charge go through authorization when I placed the order, but just looked and it already fell off. I used a virtual credit card with a low spending limit, I am guessing that probably caused it to get rejected on the actual charge. Don't worry about it, that is on me.
Status says "Update -- all servers except storage services are being power cycled to fix a potential secondary issue discovered." but it seems like 20 minutes power cycle so VirMach probably burned down something in DC while doing mass reboot.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
@VirMach~~ 128 MB 15 GB ~~
I see many similar results; this must be the outcome designed by extremely greedy individuals. It cannot be random. I used to not believe that VirMach would toy with customers, but this time I fully believe it
Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
@ben said: @VirMach~~ 128 MB 15 GB ~~
I see many similar results; this must be the outcome designed by extremely greedy individuals. It cannot be random. I used to not believe that VirMach would toy with customers, but this time I fully believe it
The guy who created and implemented a plan that made 39% of his clients "really mad" must be pretty desperate/perverted, and luckily some of us helped him out this time.
Comments
How do I downvote people here? He can't have it better than me!
/s
EDIT: I HOPE YOU WILL GET BIG SPECS THAT COULDN'T BE FIT INTO FRANKFURT AND YOU WILL END IN NYC!!!111oneoen
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
NYC IS BACK
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Oh, They're ALIVE!
That's exactly the fun part,
There will be more entertaining,
if I were not on the dung node.
Stay chill and watch rage lads come to there,
yelled and cursed,
but at end of day,
got either banned or PUA by
@FrankZOntario Dildo Inspector
Mystery Boxes are going to begin activating. I'd say about 39% of you are going to be really mad, 17% will be slightly bummed out to neutral, 26% should be happy, and maybe 17% ecstatic. The other 1% will be rounding errors. And keep in mind it goes in batches for each configuration so there's going to be waves of emotions.
getting ready to laugh at MJJ disappointed comments and asking for refund
meanwhile the stable AMS service renewed
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
What?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
oh i sorry. its demanding
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Unironically what's going to happen because the first plan happened to probably be the 2nd or 3rd worst one. I'll wait a little bit before activating the second one to get all most the crying out the way.
SKU#1
128MB RAM
1 CPU
15GB Disk
10TB Bandwidth
I'll take the 17% ecstatic please, k thx!
still pending, nice.. hodl mystery box
now is not the time you'd want an email notification saying your new service has been activated
What dates do we expect for first batch?
I am specifically asking about 11/21/2023 and StormyTriangular-VM.
https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/190608/virmach-i-need-you-to-give-me-an-explanation
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
1 CPU
15GB Disk
10TB Bandwidth
that was potentially me.
NO ONE YET?!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
anyone shot on the battleground yet? move, move guys forwaaaaaaaard
It's bad!
128 MB
15 GB
10 TB
@ATLZ007B
Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
But I feel deep malice that it's even named AdorableDearest-VM.
FUCK!
What a plot twist.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Thank you for the 128 MB
FUkcing hell
Ontario Dildo Inspector
10TB is just what you wanted! Right?
Even my old ARMv5 router has 256MB memory
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Well, you can definitely run a proxy in 128MB of RAM, but not sure what OS you can fit with it. Debian shits itself with <256MB RAM
That's $20 goes straight into the toilet
Cum'on isn't that pure malice
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Looks like I'm not a winner, but I'm also not a loser. Not sure why it cancelled.
Thank you!
oh, I feel so happy for you now. At least it's cheaper than your $50 256MB business server. Am I right?
You can make this one your business server and retire that one. You'll save $30!
128M RAM won't even boot the system, @VirMach can you at least increase the RAM to 192M?
Mystery Drama r0x
A joke from hell
Non-payment. If you paid make a ticket with payment information, but I think your card was rejected ad probably shows as "pending" and will drop off your statement in however many days your company does it in.
But hey, don't worry guys. If @VirMach is really deploying those manually we can be sure that promo won't be back next year because he won't do it manually again, he learned his lesson, he would fucking die of boredom and wrist hurting.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
You're technically not safe yet, I had to stop on the last few to deal with NYC courtesy of ASRock motherboards.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
I saw the charge go through authorization when I placed the order, but just looked and it already fell off. I used a virtual credit card with a low spending limit, I am guessing that probably caused it to get rejected on the actual charge. Don't worry about it, that is on me.
Want me to tell you what you would've gotten?
Looks like I got in on that first wave, you win some, you lose some. I got about what I expected, but hey, I grabbed an nvme4g at 90% with a flash coupon, more than makes up for getting this out of the mystery box.
Hit me.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
It's certainly adorable!
LOL
Anybody got their NY servers up?
My NYCB030 and NYCB043 are down.
Powerful AMD Ryzen VPS (aff)
Status says "Update -- all servers except storage services are being power cycled to fix a potential secondary issue discovered." but it seems like 20 minutes power cycle so VirMach probably burned down something in DC while doing mass reboot.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Be honest, how long was spent dreaming up delightfully cursed combinations?
Probably not long, it comes naturally, with many many years of experience!
@VirMach ~~ 128 MB 15 GB ~~
I see many similar results; this must be the outcome designed by extremely greedy individuals. It cannot be random. I used to not believe that VirMach would toy with customers, but this time I fully believe it
Keep the drumroll going there's also going to be another big reveal. I just have to focus on NYC right now.
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
Ontario Dildo Inspector
The guy who created and implemented a plan that made 39% of his clients "really mad" must be pretty desperate/perverted, and luckily some of us helped him out this time.