@Flying_Chinaman said:
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
Bold words from Flying_Chinaman, talking from experience?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Consider this a one-time compensation for Virmach ever offering an extremely low-cost VPS. But I will not continue to support them for similar activities in the future.
In psychology, your behavior can be described as Stockholm Syndrome.
Please seek help from local distinated institution for the sake of you mental health
No, I did get some very attractive plans from virmach, some of which shouldn't have been enough to cover his costs, but now we're both clear
Okay wait I can say this part really quickly before I have to leave again but for @jungleparrot probably another 30 minutes to an hour of drumroll.
WHMCS did the thing it does where it marks people that have no active services currently as inactive. And it auto hides inactive, so the list I was using wasn't the full list.
What this means:
Some of the people that got 128MB may be getting upgrades, if the next plan is worse, I'll keep them the same. If they love their 10TB bandwidth they can ask for it to be rolled back.
Don't worry, some people are going to be getting the 128MB that they rightfully won. So please no complaints that you didn't get the plan you were supposed to, we'll make things right.
(edit) so glad I waited before activating the rest.
@tulipyun said:
No, I did get some very attractive plans from virmach, some of which shouldn't have been enough to cover his costs, but now we're both clear
Typical stage of denial, our MJJ shepherd community coach Chad @FrankZ will provide you emotional support
@VirMach 256MB should be the minimal RAM, even so, it is still needed to tweak the kernel parameters
@Flying_Chinaman said: @VirMach 256MB should be the minimal RAM, even so, it is still needed to tweak the kernel parameters
Yeah for the mystery box the minimum was going to be 384MB, I have no idea what happened. I'm just following orders and creating these how they were listed by me a week ago.
Alright activating the new rightful 128MB recipients so they can chime in on the whining before we switch over the people that shouldn't have gotten that one to what it needs to be next.
This year's Black Friday is a day worth celebrating for VirMach; they sold a significant amount of 128MB products at $20, marking a miracle in VPS sales history.
@tulipyun said:
No, I did get some very attractive plans from virmach, some of which shouldn't have been enough to cover his costs, but now we're both clear
Typical stage of denial, our MJJ shepherd community coach Chad @FrankZ will provide you emotional support
WOW, it looks like I have a long journey ahead of me and that's enough to give me relief.
@ben said:
This year's Black Friday is a day worth celebrating for VirMach; they sold a significant amount of 128MB products at $20, marking a miracle in VPS sales history.
Sadly nothing to celebrate over after you see most the rest, plus $10/YR for anything with IPv4 & Ryzen is hardly a terrible deal. I mean it's pretty bad by a margin of like $3/YR but could make a pretty cool VPN or something with the 10TB bandwidth.
@ben said:
This year's Black Friday is a day worth celebrating for VirMach; they sold a significant amount of 128MB products at $20, marking a miracle in VPS sales history.
not to worry you can pay $3 to transfer to other buyers.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Lucky for you RackNerd's same offer will likely be there for at least forever (life of the company), so you should wait a little bit longer and see.
Hey - I gotta thank you, I do have one of your services and I have nothing but praise for it... Should you decide to do the last-minute flash sale, I have your page open... As for the mystery box debacle -- I saw it, I read it, I chose not to buy it. Caveat empor. Let the buyer beware.
@ben said:
This year's Black Friday is a day worth celebrating for VirMach; they sold a significant amount of 128MB products at $20, marking a miracle in VPS sales history.
Sadly nothing to celebrate over after you see most the rest, plus $10/YR for anything with IPv4 & Ryzen is hardly a terrible deal. I mean it's pretty bad by a margin of like $3/YR but could make a pretty cool VPN or something with the 10TB bandwidth.
I reckon that increasing the memory to 384-512MB would reasonably decrease the customers' anger index.
I really hope VirMach gonna bump those 128MB people to that 386MB so it will at least work [and those 386 to 512 so they don't feel bad too], but other than that you can't be mad - you knew what you was buying - it was nicely listed in LES post aka "a dream of good machine, with a chance on getting dog shit". This is how unregulated gambling and 90% (data straight from my ass of coures) Mystery Boxes works...
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Oops, turns out some of the people I just sent a message to telling them their specifications will be updated will be getting another rollercoaster ride because I didn't realize they go on the third plan, not the second. So you might get another change.
@VirMach said: Oops, turns out some of the people I just sent a message to telling them their specifications will be updated will be getting another rollercoaster ride because I didn't realize they go on the third plan, not the second. So you might get another change.
Does this also include @jungleparrot!? [moving from 3 to 4 or whatever the SKU # he was ]
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@DanSummer said: @ben take it easy man, it's just $20! Was any particular specs promised to you?
Since Virmach artificially reduced the original 25 plans to 6-7 after completing the sale, this greatly reduced the abundance of the plans, and consequently resulted in people losing the probability of getting other plans.
And Virmach chose to offer the worst plan to as many as 39% of those customers, which I think is the main reason he lost hearts and minds
We all lose something when the mystery box becomes a black box.
@DanSummer said: @ben take it easy man, it's just $20! Was any particular specs promised to you?
Since Virmach artificially reduced the original 25 plans to 6-7 after completing the sale, this greatly reduced the abundance of the plans, and consequently resulted in people losing the probability of getting other plans.
And Virmach chose to offer the worst plan to as many as 39% of those customers, which I think is the main reason he lost hearts and minds
We all lose something when the mystery box becomes a black box.
I have no idea what you're saying but I already predicted everyone making up conspiracy theories so the entire list of plans, the order they'd get created in, in what quantities, was already sent to LES staff and being followed precisely. We even averaged it all out to be a specific agreed upon number and then agreed to reveal bottom 3 worst possible plans and 3 of the top several plans to make sure people definitely understood what they could get, one of which was the 128MB plan people got.
How exactly did you envision it going? Do basic math, there will have to be higher quantity of smaller plans than large plans otherwise they'd average to nearly the top plan.
LOL🤣, a 128 MB dead-end for $20. Virmach should be happy coz there are losers willing to buy this crap 🤣. Now it's time for the losers to shoot negative reviews.
@DanSummer said: @ben take it easy man, it's just $20! Was any particular specs promised to you?
Since Virmach artificially reduced the original 25 plans to 6-7 after completing the sale, this greatly reduced the abundance of the plans, and consequently resulted in people losing the probability of getting other plans.
And Virmach chose to offer the worst plan to as many as 39% of those customers, which I think is the main reason he lost hearts and minds
We all lose something when the mystery box becomes a black box.
I have no idea what you're saying but I already predicted everyone making up conspiracy theories so the entire list of plans, the order they'd get created in, in what quantities, was already sent to LES staff and being followed precisely. We even averaged it all out to be a specific agreed upon number and then agreed to reveal bottom 3 worst possible plans and 3 of the top several plans to make sure people definitely understood what they could get, one of which was the 128MB plan people got.
How exactly did you envision it going? Do basic math, there will have to be higher quantity of smaller plans than large plans otherwise they'd average to nearly the top plan.
Oh, and I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't find what I thought I saw before, I take back all my words.
Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you find out who it is. Insanely lucky bastard.
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Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Bold words from Flying_Chinaman, talking from experience?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
ChemicalBenefit-VM
4 cores
6144MB RAM
75GB NVMe
1500GB monthly transfer
TYOC005
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
I've definitely had benefits from chemicals before.
No, I did get some very attractive plans from virmach, some of which shouldn't have been enough to cover his costs, but now we're both clear
Why can you get Tokyo (TYOC005) when it's not even on the list? :'(
What have you done, I can hear them here in Poland.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Okay wait I can say this part really quickly before I have to leave again but for @jungleparrot probably another 30 minutes to an hour of drumroll.
WHMCS did the thing it does where it marks people that have no active services currently as inactive. And it auto hides inactive, so the list I was using wasn't the full list.
What this means:
(edit) so glad I waited before activating the rest.
Too late, they already chargeback :-D
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
The upgrade:
100GB NVMe
10000GB monthly transfer
3 cpu
128MB RAM
I see some/most of NYC is back.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
let's see how many supposed big boys come in as crybabies.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
This time, you've deceived a group of people who have always trusted you. You might feel quite satisfied.
My mystery box looks like a PURPLE.
DearestViolet-VMTypical stage of denial, our MJJ shepherd community coach Chad
@FrankZwill provide you emotional support@VirMach 256MB should be the minimal RAM, even so, it is still needed to tweak the kernel parameters
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Yeah for the mystery box the minimum was going to be 384MB, I have no idea what happened. I'm just following orders and creating these how they were listed by me a week ago.
99% of mystery box buyers think they will not get these.
But after virmach's kind intervention and changing the abundance of the program, I see that most people get it:
1 core, 128 MB RAM, 15 GB NVMe, 1 IPv4, 10 TB Transfer
Have fun with @VirMach
Alright activating the new rightful 128MB recipients so they can chime in on the whining before we switch over the people that shouldn't have gotten that one to what it needs to be next.
This year's Black Friday is a day worth celebrating for VirMach; they sold a significant amount of 128MB products at $20, marking a miracle in VPS sales history.
WOW, it looks like I have a long journey ahead of me and that's enough to give me relief.
Sadly nothing to celebrate over after you see most the rest, plus $10/YR for anything with IPv4 & Ryzen is hardly a terrible deal. I mean it's pretty bad by a margin of like $3/YR but could make a pretty cool VPN or something with the 10TB bandwidth.
not to worry you can pay $3 to transfer to other buyers.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Cool, I feel safe to place order now.
The VirmAche Mystery Box poem by an angry MJJ, narrated by @yoursunny :
https://transfer.sh/dOIO7LwS7a/3801399.mp3
(link valid for 14 days)
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@virmach - is there a chance the https://virmach.com/black-friday-cyber-monday/ is gonna have something... Don't make me buy racknerd -- anything but that.
Lucky for you RackNerd's same offer will likely be there for at least forever (life of the company), so you should wait a little bit longer and see.
@ben take it easy man, it's just $20! Was any particular specs promised to you?
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Hey - I gotta thank you, I do have one of your services and I have nothing but praise for it... Should you decide to do the last-minute flash sale, I have your page open... As for the mystery box debacle -- I saw it, I read it, I chose not to buy it. Caveat empor. Let the buyer beware.
I reckon that increasing the memory to 384-512MB would reasonably decrease the customers' anger index.
SKU#2
640MB RAM
1 CPU
25GB Disk
2TB Bandwidth
I really hope VirMach gonna bump those 128MB people to that 386MB so it will at least work [and those 386 to 512 so they don't feel bad too], but other than that you can't be mad - you knew what you was buying - it was nicely listed in LES post aka "a dream of good machine, with a chance on getting dog shit". This is how unregulated gambling and 90% (data straight from my ass of coures) Mystery Boxes works...
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Sorry for the wait, hopefully the drumroll wasn't too annoying.
2GB RAM, 2 Core, 25GB disk, 1TB bandwidth
@jungleparrot How do you feel now? Are you sad that payment was 'declined' or you happy that you dodge a bullet? Tell us your first reaction!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Oops, turns out some of the people I just sent a message to telling them their specifications will be updated will be getting another rollercoaster ride because I didn't realize they go on the third plan, not the second. So you might get another change.
Does this also include @jungleparrot!?
[moving from 3 to 4 or whatever the SKU # he was 
]
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Oh, and I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't find what I thought I saw before, I take back all my words.
one crybaby found.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
I have no idea what you're saying but I already predicted everyone making up conspiracy theories so the entire list of plans, the order they'd get created in, in what quantities, was already sent to LES staff and being followed precisely. We even averaged it all out to be a specific agreed upon number and then agreed to reveal bottom 3 worst possible plans and 3 of the top several plans to make sure people definitely understood what they could get, one of which was the 128MB plan people got.
How exactly did you envision it going? Do basic math, there will have to be higher quantity of smaller plans than large plans otherwise they'd average to nearly the top plan.
LOL🤣, a 128 MB dead-end for $20. Virmach should be happy coz there are losers willing to buy this crap 🤣. Now it's time for the losers to shoot negative reviews.
Need a name/hostname for my brand new shiny NVMe1GB from LET coupon code in Frankfurt for few bucks a year.
Any ideas?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Some of the 640MB plans created as 10TB bandwidth, we'll just keep it the same.
Do you think it's a reasonable plan when a large proportion of the population gets the worst outcome?
That is exactly how gambling works, yes.
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"Shpitzer"
No idea what this is, no idea if I will ever remember that but I will take it. Thanks.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Oh, and I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't find what I thought I saw before, I take back all my words.
Oh, and I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't find what I thought I saw before, I take back all my words.
Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you find out who it is. Insanely lucky bastard.
SKU#3
4096MB RAM
2 CPU
100GB Disk
4TB Bandwidth