@VirMach said:
Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you find out who it is. Insanely lucky bastard.
Time to activate the 'Virmach-Covering-My-VPS-Cost-I-Should-Cover-Them-to-Hide-The-SCAM' Mode or move to Racknerd. Proven: Virmach is for losers who can't afford a ramen bowl for the girl who left because you're Chinese 😪
@VirMach said:
Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you find out who it is. Insanely lucky bastard.
@margincons said:
Time to activate the 'Virmach-Covering-My-VPS-Cost-I-Should-Cover-Them-to-Hide-The-SCAM' Mode or move to Racknerd. Proven: Virmach is for losers who can't afford a ramen bowl for the girl who left because you're Chinese 😪
No idea what this is, no idea if I will ever remember that but I will take it. Thanks.
Fuck, I already hate it - had to copy it in 4 different placed from WHMCS changing input window rather than just typing it in because I can't (I mean I don't bother too much) remember it
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@VirMach said:
Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you find out who it is. Insanely lucky bastard.
SKU#3
4096MB RAM
2 CPU
100GB Disk
4TB Bandwidth
In the morning, I drove a beat-up car, and two hours later, I owned a private jet. However, the TPAZ002's runway is disabled, so I can't take off. Thank you, boss
How much is the service transfer fee? I purchased a new NVME-1GB package yesterday, I want to transfer my refugee package(TYOC039) to someone else. MJJ told me the fee was $10, is that true?
@abiaolaoge said:
How much is the service transfer fee? I purchased a new NVME-1GB package yesterday, I want to transfer my refugee package(TYOC039) to someone else. MJJ told me the fee was $10, is that true?
Yes. No. Maybe.
10$ if you need talk to support.
3$ if use proper function
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This one had a low quantity, the 4GB and 2GB didn't for reference. This was lowest quantity even out of higher specifications that we unfortunately won't get to since we didn't hit the total quantity (and no we didn't stuff that one last, it was less than halfway.)
SKU #6? 7? Probably 7, @Jab is better at this than I am.
2048MB RAM
2 CPU
25GB Disk
1TB Bandwidth
This is the last one. I may be willing to bring back the mystery box if anyone found this fun or agonizing. Maybe without the random locations since that's already been revealed but to make it fair to those that went for the full mysterymake more money still lose money probably a price bump. If you guys are interested I'll let you discuss amongst yourselves the value in selecting a location.
@dgc1980 said:
I got owned on 2 of the 3 boxes oh well
@Jab said: I bought it late, very late, kind curious how many people bought it after me and how far I am from last buyer
You were actually the literal last person to buy it I'm pretty sure if I remember your name correctly. Oh wait yeah this is definitely you. I saw you buy it actually and I was like "alright, we finally got him to buy another plan, no need to keep this going."
@Jab said: @jungleparrot How do you feel now? Are you sad that payment was 'declined' or you happy that you dodge a bullet? Tell us your first reaction!
That would have been a better VPS than I was expecting to get for .83 a month.
@VirMach said: You were actually the literal last person to buy it I'm pretty sure if I remember your name correctly. Oh wait yeah this is definitely you. I saw you buy it actually and I was like "alright, we finally got him to buy another plan, no need to keep this going."
Damn, so it's all my fault and we maybe hit another tier if waited for another 3 days!? EDIT: Wait, was next tier even good or it was back to some low level?
Double RAM, Double DISK and FREE location move for last and first guy, what do you think!?
/s
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25 predetermined plans were made and viewed by LES staff. People collectively only purchased 7 of them. Let me know if you're interesting in purchasing all of the other 18 of them so you can see they exist. Your position in the purchase is what determines what you get so whether there's 1 plan, 200 plans, it doesn't affect you as an individual in the position you were.
@LES-BOT said: How will plans be assigned to orders ?
The plans already have a predetermined order and will be assigned in the order they are received.
There are poor, good, and greats plans in random order. So ordering early or late does not determine whether you get a better plan or not.
Well, this is the part I don't understand, since the plans are randomly assigned, there should obviously be more than 7 plans being purchased, and according to you, there are only 7 plans being purchased at the moment, which is obviously a fixed number of plans being assigned to different customers in the order of purchase, which seems to lose enough variety.
@tulipyun said: Well, this is the part I don't understand, since the plans are randomly assigned
500 slots in total
1-32 gets plan #1
33-99 gets plan #2
100-105 gets plan #3
106-195 gets plan #4
196-202 gets plan #5
202-302 gets plan #6
303-310 gets plan #7
311-350 gets plan #8
351 gets plan #9 JACKPOT
352-362 gets plan #10
363-391 gets plan #11
392-396 gets plan #12
397-400 gets plan #13
etc etc etc
People bought "only" 252 slots/Mystery Boxes - we never went past plan #6.
You
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25 predetermined plans were made and viewed by LES staff. People collectively only purchased 7 of them. Let me know if you're interesting in purchasing all of the other 18 of them so you can see they exist. Your position in the purchase is what determines what you get so whether there's 1 plan, 200 plans, it doesn't affect you as an individual in the position you were.
@LES-BOT said: How will plans be assigned to orders ?
The plans already have a predetermined order and will be assigned in the order they are received.
There are poor, good, and greats plans in random order. So ordering early or late does not determine whether you get a better plan or not.
Well, this is the part I don't understand, since the plans are randomly assigned, there should obviously be more than 7 plans being purchased, and according to you, there are only 7 plans being purchased at the moment, which is obviously a fixed number of plans being assigned to different customers in the order of purchase, which seems to lose enough variety.
This was how it was set up and understood by LES staff. Nothing nefarious going on here. It was unknown how many would be sold and plans were balanced along the way to keep the average plan within a certain range no matter how many were sold in total. Based on what I see people saying that they received it all appears to be provisioned as expected.
@tulipyun said: Well, this is the part I don't understand, since the plans are randomly assigned
500 slots in total
1-32 gets plan #1
33-99 gets plan #2
100-105 gets plan #3
106-195 gets plan #4
196-202 gets plan #5
202-302 gets plan #6
303-310 gets plan #7
311-350 gets plan #8
351 gets plan #9 JACKPOT
352-362 gets plan #10
363-391 gets plan #11
392-396 gets plan #12
397-400 gets plan #13
etc etc etc
People bought "only" 252 slots/Mystery Boxes - we never went past plan #6.
You
Got it, thanks for the explanation, it looks like Virmach punished those who purchased the mystery box first because the program that came first in line was the worst.
@tulipyun said: Got it, thanks for the explanation, it looks like Virmach punished those who purchased the mystery box first because the program that came first in line was the worst.
I told people not to buy early when the order thread was leaked on nodeseek, but of course nobody who is bitching listened.
@VirMach said:
Okay so I find this pretty funny, this guy that got a 128MB plan ended up getting bumped up to SKU#2 and he's actually supposed to be in SKU#3 and I'll let the person reveal themselves if they want because it's extra funny when you find out who it is. Insanely lucky bastard.
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O' @VirMach is that personal
SID 711228
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Another person ordered two and got two 128MB and both of them got bumped up to the 4GB per the positioning mix-up.
Time to activate the 'Virmach-Covering-My-VPS-Cost-I-Should-Cover-Them-to-Hide-The-SCAM' Mode or move to Racknerd. Proven: Virmach is for losers who can't afford a ramen bowl for the girl who left because you're Chinese 😪
:'(
The flying man?
Get the f out of here. /ignore
Fuck, I already hate it - had to copy it in 4 different placed from WHMCS changing input window rather than just typing it in because I can't (I mean I don't bother too much) remember it
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NYC is back online after 4 days of downtime.
https://microlxc.net/
dayuuum thats huge 10TB transfer
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
SKU#4
2048MB
2 CPU
50GB Disk
4.1TB bandwidth (don't ask me why it's +0.1TB bandwidth I don't remember I'm just following orders.)
In the morning, I drove a beat-up car, and two hours later, I owned a private jet. However, the TPAZ002's runway is disabled, so I can't take off. Thank you, boss
How much is the service transfer fee? I purchased a new NVME-1GB package yesterday, I want to transfer my refugee package(TYOC039) to someone else. MJJ told me the fee was $10, is that true?
VirMach: Customer’s Service cannot use more than 10% of the monthly allocated bandwidth in under twenty-four (24) hours.
https://virmach.com/terms-conditions/#aup
2c2g 50GB disk 4TB bandwidth in Germany for $20/2 years, lmao. I'm satisfied.
Yes. No. Maybe.
10$ if you need talk to support.
3$ if use proper function
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I got this in Atlanta but I don't know where Atlanta is in America 😂
WHAT NODE NUMBER?!
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FFME003
Some conspiracy rumours say Atlantis is under the sea
This Chinaman landed on ATLZ006,
Ontario Dildo Inspector
HELLO NEIGHBOUR, I AM ALSO THERE.
PLEASE NO ABUSE )-:
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I am still pending - is this good or bad?!
I bought it late, very late, kind curious how many people bought it after me and how far I am from last buyer
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SKU #5
384MB RAM
1 CPU
10GB Disk
128GB Bandwidth
:'( Sadly it's the same quantity as the last 2GB plan though. We're going to lose millions.
^^ That's me probably, hell yeah.
--
NYC status page updated
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SKU #5
5120MB RAM
3 CPU
45GB Disk
3.6TB Bandwidth
This one had a low quantity, the 4GB and 2GB didn't for reference. This was lowest quantity even out of higher specifications that we unfortunately won't get to since we didn't hit the total quantity (and no we didn't stuff that one last, it was less than halfway.)
I got owned on 2 of the 3 boxes
oh well
not home currently, so not sure on the cores
Got this one. Let's goooo! 😂
Well, you win some you lose some. I'll use it to host some simple static sites.
It's pronounced hacker.
WHY BOTH ARE SKU #5
RIGGED, CHEATING, OMG
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at least you got a good one before BF 🤣
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
SKU #6? 7? Probably 7, @Jab is better at this than I am.
2048MB RAM
2 CPU
25GB Disk
1TB Bandwidth
This is the last one. I may be willing to bring back the mystery box if anyone found this fun or agonizing. Maybe without the random locations since that's already been revealed but to make it fair to those that went for the full mystery make more money still lose money probably a price bump. If you guys are interested I'll let you discuss amongst yourselves the value in selecting a location.
Hey in two years you're pretty well off and even now it still averages out to a nice 2GB / 25GB Disk / 1.66 Core / 4.7TB BW.
Not great, Not bad. No serious note: Not VirMach level BF amazeballs, but still fucking good.
@VirMach wanna now say how far I was from being last?
HideousIcky-VM
Fuck, Pheonix is far far away
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You were actually the literal last person to buy it I'm pretty sure if I remember your name correctly. Oh wait yeah this is definitely you. I saw you buy it actually and I was like "alright, we finally got him to buy another plan, no need to keep this going."
That would have been a better VPS than I was expecting to get for .83 a month.
Is it correct to understand that users can only get 7 of these SKUs? @VirMach
Damn, so it's all my fault and we maybe hit another tier if waited for another 3 days!?
EDIT: Wait, was next tier even good or it was back to some low level?
Double RAM, Double DISK and FREE location move for last and first guy, what do you think!?
/s
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I think a quick flash sale would be preferable... 1c/1gb/10gb...
Answered on the other thread.
Hell yeah! I'm loving it. Between that and my trusty $7/yr 2020 deal, I feel like I'm actually costing @VirMach.
It's pronounced hacker.
Don't worry, there are much worse people than you here
// But that is years of BFs, easter eggs hunts, spamming bus numbers, licking VirMach balls etc.
WOOF WOOF
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Very nostalgic moments.
For those who think I get preferential treatment from VirMach, the Mystery Box VM I received was ....
It's a Mystery
Well, this is the part I don't understand, since the plans are randomly assigned, there should obviously be more than 7 plans being purchased, and according to you, there are only 7 plans being purchased at the moment, which is obviously a fixed number of plans being assigned to different customers in the order of purchase, which seems to lose enough variety.
500 slots in total
1-32 gets plan #1
33-99 gets plan #2
100-105 gets plan #3
106-195 gets plan #4
196-202 gets plan #5
202-302 gets plan #6
303-310 gets plan #7
311-350 gets plan #8
351 gets plan #9 JACKPOT
352-362 gets plan #10
363-391 gets plan #11
392-396 gets plan #12
397-400 gets plan #13
etc etc etc
People bought "only" 252 slots/Mystery Boxes - we never went past plan #6.
You
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This was how it was set up and understood by LES staff. Nothing nefarious going on here. It was unknown how many would be sold and plans were balanced along the way to keep the average plan within a certain range no matter how many were sold in total. Based on what I see people saying that they received it all appears to be provisioned as expected.
Atlanta is the underwater island between California and Hawaii. Turn left at Aquaman's house and right at the Coke factory.
Got it, thanks for the explanation, it looks like Virmach punished those who purchased the mystery box first because the program that came first in line was the worst.
I told people not to buy early when the order thread was leaked on nodeseek, but of course nobody who is bitching listened.
EDIT: Links added.
https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/156868/#Comment_156868
https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/156889/#Comment_156889
Let's laugh on losers who bought 128 dead-end for $20 hahahahahaha.🤣
I'd be happy to swap my FittingUneven-VM (SKU 6 or 7 or whichever one https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/160834/#Comment_160834 was lol) for their "piece of crap. If you really wanna show them a lesson you should do it. :P
Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.
You did? I must have missed that.
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