OnePoundEmail - Black Friday 2024 Special (We Will NOT Be Selling Email for £4 per Year)

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  • edited November 11

    @ehab said:
    when is the last time you had sex?

    @MichaelCee said:
    In 2022, we tried offering ...

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    ☰ Probably the best Black Friday storage offersAMD EPYC VDSes with NVMe slices (ref) from 250GB to 4TB and 500GB–10TB SAN disk. / Big HDD storage VPSes (ref) from $2.42/month per TB. / Storage dedis and hybrid VPS (SSD + HDD) are there as well.

  • @DataRecovery said:

    @ehab said:
    when is the last time you had sex?

    @MichaelCee said:
    In 2022, we tried offering ...

    NOW i GET it
    and it all makes sense

    FREE mail for you @DataRecovery

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  • @MichaelCee said:

    @ehab said:

    @MichaelCee said:
    Any more? Ask away!

    when is the last time you had sex?

    Like a week ago.

    We live 100 miles away.

    TIL that Poundtown is 100 miles wide.

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  • Fuck! I just renewed my MXRoute for 15$/year, why are you doing this to me?

  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider

    @foxone said:
    Fuck! I just renewed my MXRoute for 15$/year, why are you doing this to me?

    Because you just renewed your MXroute. It's a conspiracy with me and Jar to specifically create this promo just to spite you and only you

  • @MichaelCee said:

    @foxone said:
    Fuck! I just renewed my MXRoute for 15$/year, why are you doing this to me?

    Because you just renewed your MXroute. It's a conspiracy with me and Jar to specifically create this promo just to spite you and only you

    Haha too late i got the BF 4£ special now ;))))))

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  • edited November 12

    @ehab said:

    @DataRecovery said:

    @ehab said:
    when is the last time you had sex?

    @MichaelCee said:
    In 2022, we tried offering ...

    NOW i GET it
    and it all makes sense

    Yes, basically the whole point of today's cele(-i)b/r/ation.

    FREE mail for you @DataRecovery

    Oookay!

    Is it recurring? How do I claim it?
    I will be the only one to idle it, I promise!

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    ☰ Probably the best Black Friday storage offersAMD EPYC VDSes with NVMe slices (ref) from 250GB to 4TB and 500GB–10TB SAN disk. / Big HDD storage VPSes (ref) from $2.42/month per TB. / Storage dedis and hybrid VPS (SSD + HDD) are there as well.

  • @DataRecovery said:
    Is it recurring? How do I claim it?
    I will be the only one to idle it, I promise!

    ask MiCee. If he shows you the fingers then its oky. We tried.

  • @ehab said:

    @DataRecovery said:
    Is it recurring? How do I claim it?
    I will be the only one to idle it, I promise!

    ask MiCee. If he shows you the fingers then its oky. We tried.

    I think it is.

  • @COLBYLICIOUS said:

    @ehab said:

    @DataRecovery said:
    Is it recurring? How do I claim it?
    I will be the only one to idle it, I promise!

    ask MiCee. If he shows you the fingers then its oky. We tried.

    I think it is.

    did he show you 2 or 1 finger?

  • Does extra payments go into a wallet?

  • edited November 18

    Edit: nvm I'm sleepy 🤣

  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider

    @hungerspirit said:
    Does extra payments go into a wallet?

    There's a credits system

  • Got one!
    Is it recurring?
    Thanks.

  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider
    edited November 18

    @esyede said:
    Got one!
    Is it recurring?
    Thanks.

    Yes! Welcome aboard :smile:

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  • I'd be interested in something like 20-50G maybe if each 10G is £3.99

    Regarding offer as it stands can I add more storage later (albeit at £3 per gig) ?

  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider

    @misterm said:
    I'd be interested in something like 20-50G maybe if each 10G is £3.99

    I did 25GB for £11.11 on 11/11 but that's about it!

    Regarding offer as it stands can I add more storage later (albeit at £3 per gig) ?

    That's correct, but if you ticket I can probably offer something better than the slider shows, depends how much extra is ordered.

  • edited November 21

    @MichaelCee said:

    @misterm said:
    I'd be interested in something like 20-50G maybe if each 10G is £3.99

    I did 25GB for £11.11 on 11/11 but that's about it!

    Regarding offer as it stands can I add more storage later (albeit at £3 per gig) ?

    That's correct, but if you ticket I can probably offer something better than the slider shows, depends how much extra is ordered.

    Hi, Please check your inbox 📥

  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider
    edited November 21

    Happy with the service? Let other potential clients know: https://www.trustpilot.com/review/onepoundemail.co.uk :smile:

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting Provider

    @MichaelCee said:
    Happy with the service? Let other potential clients know: https://www.trustpilot.com/review/onepoundemail.co.uk :smile:

    Should I send the phone spiders?

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  • vyasvyas OGSenpai
    edited November 21

    @AuroraZero said:

    @MichaelCee said:
    Happy with the service? Let other potential clients know: https://www.trustpilot.com/review/onepoundemail.co.uk :smile:

    Should I send the phone spiders?

    phones-square

    I took this picture this afternoon in a museum - this was a helpline after a huge earthquake back in 2001, it was a moving experience- but posting image in good humour to lighten up the spirits!

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  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider
    edited November 22

    @vyas said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @MichaelCee said:
    Happy with the service? Let other potential clients know: https://www.trustpilot.com/review/onepoundemail.co.uk :smile:

    Should I send the phone spiders?

    phones-square

    I took this picture this afternoon in a museum - this was a helpline after a huge earthquake back in 2001, it was a moving experience- but posting image in good humour to lighten up the spirits!

    It took me way too long to realise what I was looking at!

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  • vyasvyas OGSenpai

    the Yeti Man did say Phone "Spiders"...

    So here are some phone receivers, Hanging upside down from ceilings, tethered...

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  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider

    After this sales period I will be doing a lot of documentation type stuff. Had a few people asking me what's going to happen if I get hit by a bus etc so I want to publicly post my thoughts on such subjects.

    I am starting a plan for "What would happen if your infrastructure disappeared tomorrow?"

    I'll also do stuff about being hit a bus, and other related topics. If you have a recommendation, let me know.

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting Provider

    @MichaelCee said:
    After this sales period I will be doing a lot of documentation type stuff. Had a few people asking me what's going to happen if I get hit by a bus etc so I want to publicly post my thoughts on such subjects.

    I am starting a plan for "What would happen if your infrastructure disappeared tomorrow?"

    I'll also do stuff about being hit a bus, and other related topics. If you have a recommendation, let me know.

    I want to know if a turkey attacks you on Thankgiving or you get run over by a reindeer what happens!!!

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  • I will take over the company from there.

  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider
    edited November 23

    PSA! Use real information!

    If you use a fake placeholder domain, you will be refunded and your account closed.
    If you use contact information that matches somebody who has been reported multiple times, you will be refunded and your account closed.

    I mention that second one because either a) you are that somebody or b) you have used some generic fake information they also used.

    If you are using a fake domain, fake address, fake name or whatever and you think because it's been a few days since your order you must be in the clear - you are WRONG! Your account WILL be closed. A refund is not always guaranteed.

    If this sounds like you and you are actually just an innocent user who maybe just used some fake info for privacy's sake, read this carefully:
    1. I (most likely) still have your information from your payment method.
    2. You are making it difficult for my record keeping by using a fraudulent identity when I (and probably you) need legit invoices.
    3. If you don't trust me with your personal information - don't buy a service!

    Update your information or you will receive an email like this one:

    Dear Customer,
    We have terminated your account and service with OnePoundEmail.
    This is because some of your contact information matches a person who has been reported many times on FraudRecord.
    Your payment has been refunded. You will not be permitted to order services or make a new account.
    Thank you for understanding.
    Best regards,
    OnePoundEmail

  • @MichaelCee said:
    PSA! Use real information!

    If you use a fake placeholder domain, you will be refunded and your account closed.

    Question about this part! And not specifically for just MichaelCee, but broadly to any provider -- is it cool if we use a random domain, one that is actually ours, but not necessarily one we'll use? I always use my real info for providers I sign up with, but I tend to just pick one of a handful of domains that I have but never actually use for anything ("idling domains", if you will, lol). Is that a problem at all?

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  • MichaelCeeMichaelCee Hosting ProviderOGServices Provider
    edited November 23

    @SocksAreComfortable said:

    @MichaelCee said:
    PSA! Use real information!

    If you use a fake placeholder domain, you will be refunded and your account closed.

    Question about this part! And not specifically for just MichaelCee, but broadly to any provider -- is it cool if we use a random domain, one that is actually ours, but not necessarily one we'll use? I always use my real info for providers I sign up with, but I tend to just pick one of a handful of domains that I have but never actually use for anything ("idling domains", if you will, lol). Is that a problem at all?

    Here is an explanation for why I emphasised that point:

    "Somebody used a really really generic placeholder that somebody else had used before, it wouldn't provision because of this and then it caused a bunch of unnecessary support requests."

    Here is the official policy from MXroute:

    "The domains that you add to our system should be legitimate, managed by you or your customers, and not related to any spam/scam activity in any way. While we cannot describe in perfect detail everything that qualifies as spam/scam activity, we reserve the right to make a decision about it based on information that we learn. This includes, but may not be limited to, domains that are intended to confuse recipients into thinking you are representing a domain that you do not control by use of misspellings, etc."

    Here is the official policy from OnePoundEmail:

    "The domains that you add to our system must be legitimate, managed by you, and not associated with any spam or scam-related activity."

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