Oh I added OS options to the flash deals then I guess part of my code stripped it away because it wasn't authorized. Someone remind me to add them back in again.
Okay here's some new weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
BUY1AND2 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-1 and VPS-BF-ORDER-2 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-1 only. Must be purchased together. BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together. BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
I'd make it recurring but WHMCS doesn't support a coupon dropping off if you cancel one. I'd make it both 50% off but WHMCS doesn't support that either. I'd make it a bundle for all 3 but WHMCS doesn't support that either (we have our own code to make this work I think, it's old, I'm not using it, maybe later.)
Here let's also do another set of weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
OG30 - Get 30% off recurring, if you still have an active KVM flash special from our first flash sale ever. One use.* OG20 - Get 20% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2019 flash sale. One use.* OG10 - Get 10% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2020 flash sale. One use.*
*Per customer. Don't use it if you have multiple accounts. Multiple accounts means two accounts associated to one household, ever. Otherwise it'll be stripped. If a service is transferred to another account, they must also qualify for this coupon or it will be stripped before transfer (you may or may not receive a warning.) Coupon may also be stripped if you ever cancel the original service. Unless I forget, I'm just saying I have the right to remove it in these cases. I don't have to remind you of these terms, I'll just close your ticket.
Oh and here's a final weird coupon. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
ONEMOREIDLER - If you already have VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E, then get 25% off recurring on a new flash sale purchase. Limit one order per customer (can be multiple services.)
More disclaimers. If you somehow use any of the coupons in a way they were not described above, we reserve the right to remove it. Removing it means it won't apply again on renewal, so if you somehow use it not as intended on the one-time non-recurring ones, that's fine. Coupons are weird so they might not work, double check to make sure it actually applied before paying, I won't apply them afterward if they didn't apply.
Let me know if any coupon doesn't work as intended. They may of course expire at any time.
@VirMach said: BUY1AND2 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-1 and VPS-BF-ORDER-2 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-1 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
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OG30 - Get 30% off recurring, if you still have an active KVM flash special from our first flash sale ever. One use.* OG20 - Get 20% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2019 flash sale. One use.* OG10 - Get 10% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2020 flash sale. One use.*
Was your first flash sale in 2015? I have at least one VPS idling since 2016 and WHM didn't recognize me as a real person for OG30. I'm not even sure what it's IP is anymore. It's probably been migrated a couple times over the years.
ONEMOREIDLER - If you already have VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E, then get 25% off recurring on a new flash sale purchase. Limit one order per customer (can be multiple services.)
Why did I get VPSBF-1 instead of VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E? :'(
Was your first flash sale in 2015? I have at least one VPS idling since 2016 and WHM didn't recognize me as a real person for OG30. I'm not even sure what it's IP is anymore. It's probably been migrated a couple times over the years.
@Jab said: My 2016 are called OVZ-Special-512 and 2018 are called BF-SPECIAL-OVZ.
I guess we started flash sales in 2016 but we might have done them differently. So the coupon would be for 2018, but for BF-SPECIAL-KVM and not BF-SPECIAL-OVZ. Previous years we might have modified some set of other products. Unless someone comes in and reminds me.
@VirMach said: Okay here's some new weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
BUY1AND2 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-1 and VPS-BF-ORDER-2 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-1 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
Even without a coupon it's a great deal but add in a 20% one...
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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Even without a coupon it's a great deal but add in a 20% one...
Pricing formula is getting another update so enjoy these while they last (but every attempt I've made to bring them back to reality has just made it worse so...) By worse I mean better for you guys of course.
Not pricing formula, pretty much the entire generation process. BUT it's so complicated now it might never get done.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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@adly said:
I have to say, contrary to expectations, I like the AI support and hope this is expanded - there’s so much room for innovation here.
It's nice hearing positive feedback about it because in some cases it definitely is getting to the point where the AI support can actually be better than a human. I notice myself referring customers to using some of our AI features and it's usually not taken well, but I only do so in cases where I know for a fact they'll be able to resolve their issue much faster and accurately, especially if it's a limited support service and I would otherwise have to say "sorry, your support level, blah blah..."
There's an exciting update I finally pushed out: the ticket system now can utilize your service's VNC screen.
Example, breaking a virtual server on purpose to where it has no operating system and selecting "connection issue"
Without VNC - Assistant: Your VPS might not have a proper operating system installed or it's corrupted, which is why the IP doesn’t ping despite the VPS being online and VNC working. I recommend checking the OS installation via VNC. If it’s missing or corrupted, reinstall the OS through the control panel. Follow the knowledgebase article for guidance on OS installation.
This still is shockingly accurate, because it does get enough information to try to find the most likely issue. Also side note, when it says "follow the knowledgebase article" it's actually remnants of our old system in the background before AI, it means it located data it was trained on and knows in this particular case it means its not a connection issue, something people would have to otherwise have read a long list to decipher in the past. Another note, if you pick "VNC error" it comes with the same determination, but it's less confident.
With VNC - Assistant: Your VPS isn't booting because there's no operating system installed. The VNC screenshot confirms this with a "No bootable device" error. You should reinstall the OS. Check VirMach's knowledge base for steps on installing an operating system via their control panel.
Notice how it now seems to 100% believe this is the issue. Since we've moved to a newer AI for the chat feature as well, I've re-incorporated pushing the initial determination by the chat into the ticket AI, so the tickets should now take into account the determination from the VNC being checked.
The way it currently works is you have to explicitly approve it on this step. You only get a few seconds. I'll think about improving the process, and in the future it might only have an option to deny and default to approve instead, which would be noted.
It’s nice to see some actual innovation rather than just another VPS brand. I also share the view that automation and use of AI could be done much better in the industry, with customers benefiting from it rather than “just” being a cost cutting measure.
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Any coupons?
Oh I added OS options to the flash deals then I guess part of my code stripped it away because it wasn't authorized. Someone remind me to add them back in again.
Okay here's some new weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
BUY1AND2 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-1 and VPS-BF-ORDER-2 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-1 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
I'd make it recurring but WHMCS doesn't support a coupon dropping off if you cancel one. I'd make it both 50% off but WHMCS doesn't support that either. I'd make it a bundle for all 3 but WHMCS doesn't support that either (we have our own code to make this work I think, it's old, I'm not using it, maybe later.)
Here let's also do another set of weird coupons. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
OG30 - Get 30% off recurring, if you still have an active KVM flash special from our first flash sale ever. One use.*
OG20 - Get 20% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2019 flash sale. One use.*
OG10 - Get 10% off recurring, if you still have an active flash special from our 2020 flash sale. One use.*
*Per customer. Don't use it if you have multiple accounts. Multiple accounts means two accounts associated to one household, ever. Otherwise it'll be stripped. If a service is transferred to another account, they must also qualify for this coupon or it will be stripped before transfer (you may or may not receive a warning.) Coupon may also be stripped if you ever cancel the original service. Unless I forget, I'm just saying I have the right to remove it in these cases. I don't have to remind you of these terms, I'll just close your ticket.
Oh and here's a final weird coupon. Make sure to read disclaimers at bottom.
ONEMOREIDLER - If you already have VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E, then get 25% off recurring on a new flash sale purchase. Limit one order per customer (can be multiple services.)
More disclaimers. If you somehow use any of the coupons in a way they were not described above, we reserve the right to remove it. Removing it means it won't apply again on renewal, so if you somehow use it not as intended on the one-time non-recurring ones, that's fine. Coupons are weird so they might not work, double check to make sure it actually applied before paying, I won't apply them afterward if they didn't apply.
Let me know if any coupon doesn't work as intended. They may of course expire at any time.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
No coupon for 2017 & 2018? I still keep some
Waiting for some SJC!
The Ultimate Speedtest Script | Get Instant Alerts on new LES/LET deals | Cheap VPS Deals | VirMach Flash Sales Notifier
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And I thought that crypto puzzle was hard.
Of course that was followed by the SHA256 hash which was of course "easier".
And now this.
It now takes (a lot of?) brains to even understand WHAT the coupon (supposedly) does.
I give up.
I'm going back to my cave and sulking.
NO VPS for me.
Can't get OG30 or OG20 to work. OG10 work however.
Seems like I not good enough and those servers from 2016-2018 does not care ;'(
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
@VirMach interesting coupons, mate! lol
Was your first flash sale in 2015? I have at least one VPS idling since 2016 and WHM didn't recognize me as a real person for OG30. I'm not even sure what it's IP is anymore. It's probably been migrated a couple times over the years.
OG30 works for me. I have a server from 2018 BF (11/27/2018).
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Nice coupons.
Waiting Seattle and Frankfurt dealz appearing together they are both 25% off.
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What is your point? First sale was on LET. I discovered this forum recently and joined here. Check same user name from LET.
The point is to flip the table, duh!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
OG10 & ONEMOREIDLER works for my account. I may use them to increase idlers in LA or SJC
The network is more stable than I think in ATL and LAX!
Why did I get VPSBF-1 instead of VPSBF-R, VPSBF-C, VPSBF-S, VPSBF-M, or VPSBF-E? :'(
It's been too many years, I'm not sure when the first flash sale was, but it's possible 2016 to 2018 used the same product.
What are the product names?
I don't know I'm confused too.
My 2016 are called
OVZ-Special-512and 2018 are calledBF-SPECIAL-OVZ.I assume that few
SSD1GLegacy KVM Plans are not flash sales.Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
I guess we started flash sales in 2016 but we might have done them differently. So the coupon would be for 2018, but for BF-SPECIAL-KVM and not BF-SPECIAL-OVZ. Previous years we might have modified some set of other products. Unless someone comes in and reminds me.
BUY2AND3 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-2 and VPS-BF-ORDER-3 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-2 only. Must be purchased together.
BUY3AND1 - Buy VPS-BF-ORDER-3 and VPS-BF-ORDER-1 together to get 50% off one-time (non-recurring) on VPS-BF-ORDER-3 only. Must be purchased together.
Where is my 1200GB NVMe idler?
I have "SPECIAL" that was OVZ... Migrate to KVM with weird spec ( 3c/3g/12g/500g ) -> Registration Date: 11/25/2016
Working coupons -> OG10 and ONEMOREIDLER
@VirMach is really awesome
Virmach Deals
MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Damn! @Virmach Got me again:
Even without a coupon it's a great deal but add in a 20% one...
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
$5 DEAL!
$4 DEAL!
$3 DEAL!
$2 DEAL!
$1 DEAL!
MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Pricing formula is getting another update so enjoy these while they last (but every attempt I've made to bring them back to reality has just made it worse so...) By worse I mean better for you guys of course.
Not pricing formula, pretty much the entire generation process. BUT it's so complicated now it might never get done.
ONEMOREIDLER
ONEMOREIDLER in Frankfurt or Seattle please.
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BIGGER DISK!!!
DIKSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
@VirMach can you add 1000GB to the drive?
And a couple more cores and GBs of RAM. You'd probably also want more BW with that disk size. And to keep the price the same.
Made some changes for you. I think. It might get smaller who knows but the intention was to make it bigger.
Keep price the same? Why not lower it?
ONEMOREIDLER
VIVAVIRMACH
I’m a simple man I see gifs, I press thanks
I hope to be alive to see the changes.
Going to a dangerous place right now. I hope they don't steal my Virmach servers.
TWOMOREIDLERS
VIVAVIRMACH
I'm very disappointed that there's no ONEMOREMISSIONCRITICALPRODUCTIONER.
@roseyysa said:
FTFY...
FORTYTWOMOREIDLERS
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A month after the return of VirBot I still have a tab open checking for deals.
That's also how I enjoy my break here at LES
But yet donno what to buy
Virmach Deals
Well it seems it didn't make it better.
By the time big disk deals come i would be so sleepy and tired...
I'm going to sleep in a moment. It's too late.
[Redacted]
(nvm - I wasn't logged in. D'oh!)
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
It’s nice to see some actual innovation rather than just another VPS brand. I also share the view that automation and use of AI could be done much better in the industry, with customers benefiting from it rather than “just” being a cost cutting measure.
Finally
Virmach Deals
And offer 1864 - Amsterdam, will be my OneMoreIdler ...so much for trying to stay strong and resist, I am clearly weak
Yay for a nice Amsterdam though