VirMach ✡ 2024 ✡ RYZEN ✡ NVMe ✡✡ Hanukkah Sale ✡ Not Another Mystery Box ✡ Christmas & New Years

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited 12:02AM

    Christmas Sale has expired.

    @VirMach said: Candle #1 (December 25th)
    768MB RAM
    1 Core
    20GB SSD
    1.5TB Bandwidth
    1 IPv4

    $18.88/2YR

    Hannukah sale has been activated. ORDER HERE.

    Please only place an order if you'll be happy with the above plan/specifications, and pricing. You may select any location but there's the usual upcharge for Tokyo (so any location except Tokyo is $18.88 pricing.) Remember, no refunds.

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    what OOS?

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @cybertech said:
    what OOS?

    Fixed

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    new signature suggestion - "i paid $18.88+24 for a 384 box"

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    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    gogogo hope y'all get lucky

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    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • KrisKris Content Writer

    Your Order Number is: 45019XXXXXX

    Great for some UptimeKuma boxes set and forget, Ronco cooker style.

    Could you make VirBot load up some thicc bois tonight for those who may be looking to play with Windows and test RustDesk? More like #1953 (V0M-X2R) in LAX and other locations. Actually, will just keep looking for anything 2.5GB RAM / 2 vCPU and up.

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  • I don't get it. How mistery box?

    We wish VirBot a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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  • edited 12:56AM

    @VirMach is 1 gb bandwith mistake :D

    bonus: 2 ipv6

  • KrisKris Content Writer

    I just blew through bandwidth running yabs... I think the BW was set a little low :3

  • I spun the dreidel and ended up with 1GB/mth bandwidth too, surely a mistake.

  • @tridinebandim said:
    @VirMach is 1 gb bandwith mistake :D

    bonus: 2 ipv6

  • WSSWSS OG

    #dicks

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    new signature suggestion - "i paid $18.88 for 1gb bandwidth"

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • KrisKris Content Writer

    I mean it was a mystery box.

    I was wondering the mystery too, until the BW overage email

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  • @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

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    Have the honor of being the crybaby who pays $20 for a 128MB VPS at VirMach in 2023.

  • skorousskorous OGSenpai

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    Fwiw, I personally don't have a problem with it. Helps me remember who you are. :)

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i have bad memory and bear no grudges against anyone unless you are a scammer like @c1vhosting

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i see no problem with your signature

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  • @cybertech said:

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i have bad memory and bear no grudges against anyone unless you are a scammer like @c1vhosting

    @cybertech said:

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i have bad memory and bear no grudges against anyone unless you are a scammer like @c1vhosting

    If my signature didn't violate the community rules or make people uncomfortable then my signature that you made fun of seems inappropriate, now you're taking it a step further by implying that I'm involved with c1vhosting or scamming and making me feel like it's an offense, is there a reason why you're being particularly unkind to me?

    @FrankZ said:
    i see no problem with your signature

    Thank you.

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King
    edited 3:28AM

    @tulipyun said:

    @cybertech said:

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i have bad memory and bear no grudges against anyone unless you are a scammer like @c1vhosting

    @cybertech said:

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i have bad memory and bear no grudges against anyone unless you are a scammer like @c1vhosting

    If my signature didn't violate the community rules or make people uncomfortable then my signature that you made fun of seems inappropriate, now you're taking it a step further by implying that I'm involved with c1vhosting or scamming and making me feel like it's an offense, is there a reason why you're being particularly unkind to me?

    @FrankZ said:
    i see no problem with your signature

    Thank you.

    you completely misunderstood what i meant but it doesn't matter

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  • skorousskorous OGSenpai

    @tulipyun said:

    @cybertech said:

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i have bad memory and bear no grudges against anyone unless you are a scammer like @c1vhosting

    @cybertech said:

    @tulipyun said:
    @cybertech seems to keep making fun of my signature, he forgets that it's the same comment he gave me in the first place.

    I would like to know though, is my signature in any way inappropriate or against community rules?

    Happy New Year to all of you.

    i have bad memory and bear no grudges against anyone unless you are a scammer like @c1vhosting

    If my signature didn't violate the community rules or make people uncomfortable then my signature that you made fun of seems inappropriate, now you're taking it a step further by implying that I'm involved with c1vhosting or scamming and making me feel like it's an offense, is there a reason why you're being particularly unkind to me?

    >
    Yeah, I think you should run that through translation again. He's not being unkind there.

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  • @tulipyun said:
    If my signature didn't violate the community rules or make people uncomfortable then my signature that you made fun of seems inappropriate, now you're taking it a step further by implying that I'm involved with c1vhosting or scamming and making me feel like it's an offense, is there a reason why you're being particularly unkind to me?

    To help avoid further miscommunication, what he said means he has no problem with you or it. :)

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  • Also I would like to make it clear I bear no malice to @VirMach or @FrankZ for the crap mystery box.
    I knew it was a mystery and could be good / bad. It cost $20 and I even gave it back to 'save' Virmach the IP and resell etc. From my recollection there were more bad than good boxes (which caused the complaints).
    So when this 'special' came back, there is no way I would advise anyone to take it unless they are happy to gamble (which I was). However once bitten twice shy......
    I would rather stick with Virtbot and have 9 good value vms which I have been able to choose.
    Virmach does this for some fun but it is also a business which somehow needs to make money. The fun can be on either side but unlikely to be on both at the same time..... <3

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  • @AlwaysSkint said:

    @msatt said: core, 384 MB RAM, 10 GB NVMe, 1 IPv4, 128 GB Transfer.

    I have similar/same in NYC, sitting idle mostly, as a personal openVPN - costs $4/yr. :|

    Good value - mine was 5 times more :'(

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  • where muh 2C 2G 1200GB NVMe 2T 1USD/yr kwanzaa special

  • edited 11:43AM

    @VirMach said: You said it's different than anything that has been done and to read carefully.
    Random location was specifically mentioned.
    Random specification was also mentioned.

    As I recall the order link of last year's mystery box was initially leaked on other fourms and telegram channels so literary many people who made the purchase before the rules post here. Coincidentally that the very first batch of people rushing to order mystery box without knowing the details were all got the 128MB plan. (because you decided to deploy in batches and the first batch was just 128MB plan) That it is why so many people upset at it because all of them didn't know that before.

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    I’ll fix the 1GB bandwidth bug for those who ordered right now. That happens when a new product is created if it’s not specifically zeroed out (and I forgot about it.)

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited 1:56PM

    @msatt said: I knew it was a mystery and could be good / bad. It cost $20 and I even gave it back to 'save' Virmach the IP and resell etc. From my recollection there were more bad than good boxes (which caused the complaints).

    They averaged out to a really good deal. We gave out a high amount of resources per dollar, higher than if it wasn't a mystery. If someone bought like 10 plans spread out, they'd come out ahead.

    We're being even more generous with the resources given out on this one. Worst case scenario you're getting a 768MB service in a location you pick, at a lower price than our Black Friday price match deals and depending on what mystery day it is, you can also exceed what you would be getting as a flash deal.

    Speaking of which... Message to people who ordered: I don't think we're going to make it past the first day but I want to emulate all the fun we were going to have, so if we end up below the quantity limit, I'll let you guys post your order ID here and pick a number between 1 and 8. If you really want 1, then confirm it (or just don't post) otherwise you can pick to have the day 2 to 8 mystery instead. I'll confirm this when the sale ends but you guys can post your choices now if desired so we'll have it ready once sale ends.

  • Nice. Could be happy with Candle #1, but was hoping for a little more.

  • Where's the Mystery?
    All I see is 768MB crappy boxes?

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