"No guarantees--accept that risk BEFORE you send us a shipping label. There are no guarantees, refunds, replacements, warranties or anything of that nature."
I'm starting to grasp at straws here, but perhaps the "clearly readable" part? Since all the replies will be clearly "readable", just not obvious if it's mixed with other things.
"Reply with the ITEM and QUANTITY requested clearly readable (other conversation/jokes/etc also encouraged, just keep it separated so it is easy to see)"
My only other guess is the frowny face at the end of this line:
"Things I will flat out ignore (and likely never accept a claim from you):"
Comments
To be more specific, the OP.
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Is it the "no guarantees" twice in a row?
"No guarantees--accept that risk BEFORE you send us a shipping label. There are no guarantees, refunds, replacements, warranties or anything of that nature."
Surely you have seen anti-static bags before?
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hard-and-fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.
eww cloudie
why i feel everyone is getting sex something and i am not?????
crunchy ---- give me your com puter.
Yeah, he has terrible connectivity
I'm starting to grasp at straws here, but perhaps the "clearly readable" part? Since all the replies will be clearly "readable", just not obvious if it's mixed with other things.
"Reply with the ITEM and QUANTITY requested clearly readable (other conversation/jokes/etc also encouraged, just keep it separated so it is easy to see)"
My only other guess is the frowny face at the end of this line:
"Things I will flat out ignore (and likely never accept a claim from you):"
If this has not been claimed yet, then...
Claim:
Item: AMD Ryzen 3 3200G
Quantity: 1
Thanks
Are you a good content writer? I'm sure we could come to some sort of... arrangement.
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@crunchbits Thank you --- I might ping you next month...
have a good day sir.
I am disappointed in your disapproval... Go sit in the corner smh
Hell no
Absolutely--at your convenience.
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Daddy @crunchbits @Cloudie is being mean to us. Save us!
Maybe it's the part about this thread being updated with "new stuff" since none of it is "new"
"This thread will be constantly updated with new stuff, so check the newest posts for updated parts availability lists"
The easter egg reminds me trivia quiz in IRC circa early 2000
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Is it because you've had stuff pulled and sitting for 2+ years, but Crunchbits has only been around for <2 years?
"They worked when pulled, but some of these items have been sitting for 2+ years"
Maybe just the fact that you pulled out working hardware? lol
Crunchbits is a sub
Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.
My age + the ages of the 2 dogs guarding my mom's shed datacenter. Lots of experience.
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So your a top then? Not a sub @Cloudie is disappointed
If you find it, and you are the first (or work with friends and you decide to split prizes somehow) here is what you can claim 1 of:
Claim: 3x 1U servers of better quality than what was listed here and more .. stuff inside them
Is it the wording of this line?
"We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."
It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents?
tits
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meow
Well, I tried my best! I've got to get to sleep now, and I'm tired of reading over the OP. Good luck everyone else!