[2022] ★ VirMach ★ RYZEN ★ NVMe ★★ The Epic Sales Offer Thread ★★

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  • @ripeapple said:

    @VirMach said:

    @ripeapple said: Thanks, I've opened the ticket confirming this the only one account I have now. and I have to mention that I use different proxies from other providers such as Cloudcone to log in the Virmach site, so It may appear several different IPs log in the current virmach account, I hope this does't make me flagged as multiple accounts

    If you happened to use the same IP around the same time other people happened to use the same IP, then we may happen to flag you as multiple accounts but it sounds like the reason you'd be flagged as such is the whole buying and selling accounts thing unless you're saying there was no overlap.

    I never share the proxies with anyone, so no one would use the same IP to log in virmach site. I promise no more buying or selling in the future.

    If you didn't share them then it's unlikely that's what caused the flag. You made the ticket right? Let me check. If it's the one where you just say "this is the only VirMach account I have now" then 1) that's a lot less helpful than all the other stuff you said here and could get you put into the wrong group of people and 2) you're part of an older group of people, based on the date you got put in there it's definitely multiple accounts mixed with scalper behavior or whatever you want to call that, "unauthorized reseller"

  • edited October 2022

    @netrix said:
    something like GreenCloud Budget KVM is great i think:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    20GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /112 IPv6
    $25/2YR or $15/1YR

    VirBot said "You give me Ryzen, you say everyone wants Ryzen, Ryzen Ryzen Ryzen, and then they also want a lot of memory for a low price what am I supposed to do with this?? You don't give me the tools to succeed. You spent an entire year moving everyone to Ryzen and they're asking about some low disk high memory thing which we could've just done on Epyc or E5's. You know what? I shouldn't even be doing this right now. Oh wait, I think I can do this for like $32.10 but if he says no or he doesn't care about Ryzen I swear to god I'll burn this whole place down."

    I'll see what we can do. He's a little moody, if I can calm him down it should be possible.

  • @netrix said:
    something like GreenCloud Budget KVM is great i think:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    20GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /112 IPv6
    $25/2YR or $15/1YR

    Wil $29.99 work?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @VirMach said:

    @netrix said:
    something like GreenCloud Budget KVM is great i think:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    20GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /112 IPv6
    $25/2YR or $15/1YR

    VirBot said "You give me Ryzen, you say everyone wants Ryzen, Ryzen Ryzen Ryzen, and then they also want a lot of memory for a low price what am I supposed to do with this?? You don't give me the tools to succeed. You spent an entire year moving everyone to Ryzen and they're asking about some low disk high memory thing which we could've just done on Epyc or E5's. You know what? I shouldn't even be doing this right now. Oh wait, I think I can do this for like $32.10 but if he says no or he doesn't care about Ryzen I swear to god I'll burn this whole place down."

    I'll see what we can do. He's a little moody, if I can calm him down it should be possible.

    are those voices in your head?

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    Tokyo! Tokyo!! Tokyo!!!

    Newest offer:

    6GB
    50GB NVMe (No HDD)
    3 Core
    10TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $122.30 + $10 setup

  • @VirMach said:

    @storm said:
    8GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    4 vCore Ryzen CPU
    8TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    $80/2YR
    B)

    VirBot says this would be $166.30 and you should consider the fact that even in the best case scenario, we were unable to do someone's requested 8GB / 80-100GB SSD / 3-4 Core / 8TB for $112 in the past.

    Even hosted in a storage closet at VirMach offices, for your share of electricity costs, and if you tethered internet off my phone, it'd take around 7 years to break even. He's not willing to negotiate and also said a few things which I will not repeat here in public.

    (edit) His new offer is $124.60 but I'm trying to get him to reconsider on the disk.

    Tell VirBot that $166.30 is close to what I'm paying with another provider. I'll have to think it over if it is worth moving at $124.60.

  • @storm said:

    @VirMach said:

    @storm said:
    8GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    4 vCore Ryzen CPU
    8TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    $80/2YR
    B)

    VirBot says this would be $166.30 and you should consider the fact that even in the best case scenario, we were unable to do someone's requested 8GB / 80-100GB SSD / 3-4 Core / 8TB for $112 in the past.

    Even hosted in a storage closet at VirMach offices, for your share of electricity costs, and if you tethered internet off my phone, it'd take around 7 years to break even. He's not willing to negotiate and also said a few things which I will not repeat here in public.

    (edit) His new offer is $124.60 but I'm trying to get him to reconsider on the disk.

    Tell VirBot that $166.30 is close to what I'm paying with another provider. I'll have to think it over if it is worth moving at $124.60.

    He asked if that's what you're getting with them or what you're actually using

  • @VirMach said:

    @ripeapple said:

    @VirMach said:

    @ripeapple said: Thanks, I've opened the ticket confirming this the only one account I have now. and I have to mention that I use different proxies from other providers such as Cloudcone to log in the Virmach site, so It may appear several different IPs log in the current virmach account, I hope this does't make me flagged as multiple accounts

    If you happened to use the same IP around the same time other people happened to use the same IP, then we may happen to flag you as multiple accounts but it sounds like the reason you'd be flagged as such is the whole buying and selling accounts thing unless you're saying there was no overlap.

    I never share the proxies with anyone, so no one would use the same IP to log in virmach site. I promise no more buying or selling in the future.

    If you didn't share them then it's unlikely that's what caused the flag. You made the ticket right? Let me check. If it's the one where you just say "this is the only VirMach account I have now" then 1) that's a lot less helpful than all the other stuff you said here and could get you put into the wrong group of people and 2) you're part of an older group of people, based on the date you got put in there it's definitely multiple accounts mixed with scalper behavior or whatever you want to call that, "unauthorized reseller"

    Yes, it's me. I should add these thoughts in that ticket. If you need any other information, please indicate. I don't justify my selling, it's bad. As for the buying, people use script during flash sale for the best deals, so I bought from them, and sold them when I saw a better deal. But no more in the future, I promise

  • @VirMach said:

    also make some unbalance deals like some years ago like:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    7GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    500GB @ 10Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /128 IPv6
    $20/2YR or $15/1YR

  • 2 vCPU Ryzen
    5 GB RAM
    60 GB SSD
    1 IPV4
    250 GB @ 500 Mbps or 400 GB @ 250 Mbps
    Tokyo
    $32/year or $58/2 year (+ $10 one time setup fee?)

  • @netrix said:
    something like GreenCloud Budget KVM is great i think:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    20GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /112 IPv6
    $25/2YR or $15/1YR

    $29.25

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    $133.25 + $10 Setup for Tokyo

    @storm said: 8GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    4 vCore Ryzen CPU
    8TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    $80/2YR

    $123.25


    All the above using the same formula. And @storm for yours just in case price is more important and you're not actually using all the bandwidth or other provider has smaller cores you use for less amount of time, assuming you really need the disk though:

    7GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    6TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4

    $102.75

  • edited October 2022

    Alright keep them coming if not apparent the exercise is to try to get everyone closest to their desires using the same formula.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    Okey, those post answer my question if I want to extend my

    5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year

    That is idling for years now - it's too good for most of my small shit and on the other hand it's too small (2 vCore) for the other things. I guess idle for next year it is!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited October 2022

    @Jab said: 5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year

    Using same formula, closest:

    5GB RAM
    60GB Disk
    2 Core
    2TB BW
    1 IPv4

    $59.75 for 2 years. Please don't actually make any decisions based on this though. And with 3 cores, $69.75 but remember this is per two years yours is per year. Per year it'd be around $43.75

    This is making me think VirBot is just putting up with me and doing whatever I say even if it doesn't make financial sense, uh oh.

  • edited October 2022

    @VirMach said:

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    Tokyo! Tokyo!! Tokyo!!!

    VirBot says no 1TB RAID HDD since that's not part of anything we've set up and also says it'll be $164.82. He also can't do Tokyo without the $10 setup for that location. What should I reply to him to get him to change his mind?

    VirBot is starting to get nervous as you haven't replied back. He told him to try to get you to consider it for $155.82

    I tried telling him he only came down $10 and I'm just wasting your time but he won't listen

    (edit) I've beaten him into submission and got him to agree to doing $134.24 but again no HDD and $10 setup.

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    Tokyo! Tokyo!! Tokyo!!!

    Newest offer:

    6GB
    50GB NVMe (No HDD)
    3 Core
    10TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $122.30 + $10 setup

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Without HDD, I do not need that much bandwidth or memory
    Please do a re-calc

    4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited October 2022

    @VirMach said: $59.75 for 2 years. Please don't actually make any decisions based on this though.

    So I have a VPS for transfer, anyone interested?

    5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year
    
    AMSD025
    

    Next due date: before BF 2022, I guess I am gonna get autocharged today/tomorrow :(

    UPDATE: Next due date: before BF 2023, I was just autocharged >:D

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Name your price first, don't worry I won't bill you

  • @Jab said:

    @VirMach said: $59.75 for 2 years. Please don't actually make any decisions based on this though.

    So I have a VPS for transfer, anyone interested?

    5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year
    
    AMSD025
    

    Next due date: before BF 2022, I guess I am gonna get autocharged today/tomorrow :(

    Made me have a good laugh but seriously I don't want to be responsible for you being upset you didn't idle this for another year when actual prices come out and it's $60 for the same thing. This is very much in a super experimental stage.

  • @VirMach said:
    Alright keep them coming if not apparent the exercise is to try to get everyone closest to their desires using the same formula.

    Reposted because probably you missed it
    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/103974/#Comment_103974

  • @Jab said: UPDATE: Next due date: before BF 2033, I was just autocharged >:D

    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

  • @kuroneko23 said:

    @VirMach said:
    Alright keep them coming if not apparent the exercise is to try to get everyone closest to their desires using the same formula.

    Reposted because probably you missed it
    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/103974/#Comment_103974

    Looks like I did, thank you

  • @Daevien said:

    @fluttershy said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    @VirMach night owl chad, which timezone you live in?

    Now should be midnight in US.

    I feel like he runs on VirMach time

    I'm pretty sure at this point he basically is on "do stuff until you crash, then wake up and do it again" time.

    It's morning now. Wow, my my~ He should have fainted.

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @VirMach said:

    @Jab said: UPDATE: Next due date: before BF 2033, I was just autocharged >:D

    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem


    Can I still get a refund, it was like 5 minutes ago!111!111

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited October 2022

    is panel for IPv6 only / NAT VPS already on your list @VirMach? would be great if this year bf includes IPv6 only and free NAT-ed later**

    ** no longer than 3 months after bf.

  • @VirMach said:
    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Name your price first, don't worry I won't bill you

    100$ / 2 years + 10$ one time Tokyo fine

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @FAT32 said:

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    It's his coping mechanism.

  • @FAT32 said:

    @VirMach said:
    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    Does he smoke weeds?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @FAT32 said: I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    I guess he just had a lot of caffeine today ;')

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Jab said: .. anyone interested?

    Tempting, if I wasn't so skint at this time of the month. ;)

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    also I think I am out of BF this year, but maybe VirBot will shock me.

    :'(

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • One sec doing an entire new formula to compare with so I don't make @Jab regret the decision the cron job made for him.

  • @Jab said:

    :'(

    1vCPU
    128MB
    5GB HDD
    /112 IPV6
    50 GB @ 100 Mbps
    $1.49/y?

    :p

  • edited October 2022

    @VirMach said: One sec doing an entire new formula to compare with so I don't make @Jab regret the decision the cron job made for him.

    Cron is primitive & low, suggest Celery or Apache Airflow for scheduling scripts

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @VirMach said:
    One sec doing an entire new formula to compare with so I don't make @Jab regret the decision the cron job made for him.

    Is this cron anyone that VirBot likes? If not or VirBot hates him/her... fuck cron, I hate him/her now!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited October 2022

    @kuroneko23 said: $1.49/y?

    Won't work as I just looked at my service tab and I have still 0.9$ to pay this year before BF so my final budget is like

    VirBot I trust in you.

    // Fuck, I just realized I can't afford 3$ migration fee! When do we get Free Ryzen transfer back? :D

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @kuroneko23 said:
    2 vCPU Ryzen
    5 GB RAM
    60 GB SSD
    1 IPV4
    250 GB @ 500 Mbps or 400 GB @ 250 Mbps
    Tokyo
    $32/year or $58/2 year (+ $10 one time setup fee?)

    I'm answering this based on specific amounts given and not what's actually incrementally possible (possibly.) Doing 250GB @ 1Gbps.

    Okay on the old formula this is $54.50 per 2 years + $10 one-time setup.

    @netrix said:

    @VirMach said:

    also make some unbalance deals like some years ago like:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    7GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    500GB @ 10Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /128 IPv6
    $20/2YR or $15/1YR

    Port speed isn't included, I figured it'd be too complicated for now.

    On old formula this is $26.45 per 2 years.

    Still not done with new formula. Have to run everything else through it so far and basically just make it to where @Jab has a good deal still.

  • edited October 2022

    @Jab said:

    1vCPU
    128MB
    2GB USB
    /128 IPV6
    10 GB @ 10 Mbps
    $0.59/y?

    Truly low end specs

  • @netrix said:
    is panel for IPv6 only / NAT VPS already on your list @VirMach? would be great if this year bf includes IPv6 only and free NAT-ed later**

    ** no longer than 3 months after bf.

    Not on list but we have so many extra IPv4 we can sell NAT plans with dedicated IPv4 temporarily and no time limit on switching it over on our end.

  • edited October 2022

    what is this virbot? are sales happening?

    i don't read everything.

    in virmach thread i just like to kick balls.

  • @FAT32 said:

    @VirMach said:
    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    Just kidding, old VirMach would probably just bring up how that sucks but we don't want to play favorites and I'd want to refund him/make an exception. New VirMach decided to use it as an opportunity to act silly since that's probably understood by now and Jab has been around for several years.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @VirMach said:
    Not on list but we have so many extra IPv4 we can sell NAT plans with dedicated IPv4 temporarily and no time limit on switching it over on our end.

    Holy shit please no, you will get so many support tickets + chargebacks + IPs blacklisted/blocked on GFW - totally not worth it imho.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • @Jab said: VirBot I trust in you.

    1vCPU
    128MB
    5GB HDD
    no ip, vnc access only
    50 GB @ 100 Mbps
    $0.70/y
    :grin:

  • @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Old formula $84.50 but I'm reworking it.

  • VirMach said:
    I'm answering this based on specific amounts given and not what's actually incrementally possible (possibly.) Doing 250GB @ 1Gbps.

    Okay on the old formula this is $54.50 per 2 years + $10 one-time setup.

    Honestly that's already a good deal (2 ryzen core on JP) for me, but waiting for the new formula.

  • btw, why do i get reminded of

  • @Flying_Chinaman said: Cron is primitive & low, suggest Celery or Apache Airflow for scheduling scripts

    I'm on the phone with WHMCS and discussing with them how they should consider recoding their entire system. I'm hearing a dial tone, what does that mean?

  • edited October 2022

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Old formula $84.50 but I'm reworking it.

    Holy shit moly, do we have a deal?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • Anyone seen @vyas lately? Transfer available, allegedly. :o

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    Anyone seen @vyas lately? Transfer available, allegedly. :o

    he is around.

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