[2022] ★ VirMach ★ RYZEN ★ NVMe ★★ The Epic Sales Offer Thread ★★

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  • @FrankZ said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @AuroraZero said:
    Networking never heard of it

    It's what we are doing now I think.

    The action or process of interacting with others to exchange information and develop professional or social contacts.

    I call that trying to bang Jane from accounting and failing only to find out the next day she is a lesbian and in a relationship with Chrissy from IT who I tried to bang at the Christmas party two years ago.

    For some odd reason that example rings true. I expect Yeti have a tough social life around the water cooler. Of course if you tried to bang Jane and Chrissy at the same time you might be more successful. Yeti are pretty exotic and most lesbian couples i know are into exotic.

    Been a couple years since this Yeti has been around a water cooler. Been working construction for a bit. Mostly private home repairs and building. Been a nice change of pace really.

    The Yeti has left the building.

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  • FritzFritz Behlnd you

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    @cybertech said:

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  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    Ok I am back. Are we still talking about lesbians or has the conversation moved on to a new subject ?

  • @FrankZ said:
    I help out ..

    In what capacity? :open_mouth:

  • @FrankZ said:
    Ok I am back. Are we still talking about lesbians or has the conversation moved on to a new subject ?

    Globe awards indeed.

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @FrankZ said:
    Ok I am back. Are we still talking about lesbians or has the conversation moved on to a new subject ?

    be right back.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • First, I told myself I wasn't going to buy any this year, since I have plenty of Virmach idlers. Then, as I saw the deals, I convinced myself that I'm just buying new ones to replace the older ones because they are better deals. But the old ones are all other Black Friday deals, which means they already renewed until 2023, so I doubt anything will ever get cancelled.

  • @rpollestad said:
    First, I told myself I wasn't going to buy any this year, since I have plenty of Virmach idlers. Then, as I saw the deals, I convinced myself that I'm just buying new ones to replace the older ones because they are better deals. But the old ones are all other Black Friday deals, which means they already renewed until 2023, so I doubt anything will ever get cancelled.

    I justify not buying because I don't do yearlies. Been burnt too many times over the years. I like Virmach always have but it's a rule I don't break for anyone even if it costs me more on the monthly.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @FrankZ said:
    Ok I am back. Are we still talking about lesbians or has the conversation moved on to a new subject ?

    Always room to talk about LESbians.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @user123 said:

    @FrankZ said:
    I help out ..

    In what capacity? :open_mouth:

    Ok to finish that statement.

    I help out on a local forum that caters to helping out tourist and expats find their way around town, and solve various problems. Everything from helping to find lost dogs to what nightclubs to go to if I am straight, gay, lesbian, or trans. Over the years you get asked some crazy questions and get DM'd some interesting requests. So I interact in this way with many lesbian and other couples and groups while on vacation looking to do things that they would not do at home. Sometimes I feel like Lucifer saying "Tell me your deepest desires". So what was the question again ?

  • @AuroraZero said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @AuroraZero said:
    Networking never heard of it

    It's what we are doing now I think.

    The action or process of interacting with others to exchange information and develop professional or social contacts.

    I call that trying to bang Jane from accounting and failing only to find out the next day she is a lesbian and in a relationship with Chrissy from IT who I tried to bang at the Christmas party two years ago.

    For some odd reason that example rings true. I expect Yeti have a tough social life around the water cooler. Of course if you tried to bang Jane and Chrissy at the same time you might be more successful. Yeti are pretty exotic and most lesbian couples i know are into exotic.

    Been a couple years since this Yeti has been around a water cooler. Been working construction for a bit. Mostly private home repairs and building. Been a nice change of pace really.

    Now that I think about it a bit more, did you try telling Jane your name was Tarzan? I have a feeling she might have been more into that.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said:

    @FrankZ said:
    I help out ..

    In what capacity? :open_mouth:

    Ok to finish that statement.

    I help out on a local forum that caters to helping out tourist and expats find their way around town, and solve various problems. Everything from helping to find lost dogs to what nightclubs to go to if I am straight, gay, lesbian, or trans. Over the years you get asked some crazy questions and get DM'd some interesting requests. So I interact in this way with many lesbian and other couples and groups while on vacation looking to do things that they would not do at home. Sometimes I feel like Lucifer saying "Tell me your deepest desires". So what was the question again ?

    A/S/L, Gramps?

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @nutjob said: Globe awards indeed.

    You caught that innuendo. I do so much better with memes and photos than I do with words.

  • @user123 said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @AuroraZero said:
    Networking never heard of it

    It's what we are doing now I think.

    The action or process of interacting with others to exchange information and develop professional or social contacts.

    I call that trying to bang Jane from accounting and failing only to find out the next day she is a lesbian and in a relationship with Chrissy from IT who I tried to bang at the Christmas party two years ago.

    For some odd reason that example rings true. I expect Yeti have a tough social life around the water cooler. Of course if you tried to bang Jane and Chrissy at the same time you might be more successful. Yeti are pretty exotic and most lesbian couples i know are into exotic.

    Been a couple years since this Yeti has been around a water cooler. Been working construction for a bit. Mostly private home repairs and building. Been a nice change of pace really.

    Now that I think about it a bit more, did you try telling Jane your name was Tarzan? I have a feeling she might have been more into that.

    Hey leave my buddy Cheetah out of this now

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2022

    @rpollestad said:
    First, I told myself I wasn't going to buy any this year, since I have plenty of Virmach idlers. Then, as I saw the deals, I convinced myself that I'm just buying new ones to replace the older ones because they are better deals. But the old ones are all other Black Friday deals, which means they already renewed until 2023, so I doubt anything will ever get cancelled.

    This is the VirMach way. Don't fight it, just go with it and be at peace.

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  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2022

    @user123 said:
    A/S/L, Gramps?

    Yep, that is me. :blush:
    Assuming you mean age sex location

  • @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said:
    A/S/L, Gramps?

    Yep, that is me. :blush:
    Assuming you mean age sex location

    How's your grandson finding his first Christmas, btw? :)

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  • Tempting deal, based on price alone. This is more my budget for an idler :P

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @user123 said:
    Tempting deal, based on price alone. This is more my budget for an idler :P

    Pretty well spec'd idler.

    Not Christmas for my family yet. We have Christmas on January 7th.

  • FritzFritz Behlnd you

    @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said:
    Tempting deal, based on price alone. This is more my budget for an idler :P

    Pretty well spec'd idler.

    Not Christmas for my family yet. We have Christmas on January 7th.

    Why on January 7th?

  • edited December 2022

    @FrankZ said:
    Not Christmas for my family yet. We have Christmas on January 7th.

    Yo chad, which planet do you come from?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said:
    Tempting deal, based on price alone. This is more my budget for an idler :P

    Pretty well spec'd idler.

    Not Christmas for my family yet. We have Christmas on January 7th.

    Please let us know how it goes! :)

    @Fritz said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said:
    Tempting deal, based on price alone. This is more my budget for an idler :P

    Pretty well spec'd idler.

    Not Christmas for my family yet. We have Christmas on January 7th.

    Why on January 7th?

    Orthodox, I would guess.

  • @Virmach, I am able to submit a priority ticket for one of my services that did not deploy correctly, I feel my account may of been flagged for some unknown reason, the VPS in question is SerpentineWorthy-VM unable to reach outside network, A previous ticket for IPv6 request is #130418 so you can find the account. I am unable to open a priority ticket at all. when clicking submit I am unable to click proceed.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @user123 said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said:
    Tempting deal, based on price alone. This is more my budget for an idler :P

    Pretty well spec'd idler.

    Not Christmas for my family yet. We have Christmas on January 7th.

    Please let us know how it goes! :)

    Sure thing he will probably most like the present that he can stick in his mouth the best. He's one after all.

    @Fritz said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said:
    Tempting deal, based on price alone. This is more my budget for an idler :P

    Pretty well spec'd idler.

    Not Christmas for my family yet. We have Christmas on January 7th.

    Why on January 7th?

    Orthodox, I would guess.

    Yep, it is that whole Julian calendar thing we got going. Side benefit is we get to take advantage of all the after Christmas sales before Christmas. :wink:

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  • @cybertech said:

    > LIMITED OFFER
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    > 2 DEDICATED IPv4
    > 

    Good deal! Too bad I was doing dishes xD. Bed time now. Cheers :)

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022

    not in my ideal locations but should have bought one and tried to migrate after :p

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    MOARRRRRRRRR

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited December 2022

    @FrankZ hi, there, I purchased the service through my own account, and the payment has been made for about 2 hours, and the service has been Pending. can you help me with it?
    Invoice: #1519131
    Thanks!

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022

    Please note, these services will not be created upon purchase. They will be created on a staggered basis and they should generally be delivered within an hour of purchase, however, in some cases, it may take longer.

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  • No ones buying that

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @gogogo said:
    @FrankZ hi, there, I purchased the service through my own account, and the payment has been made for about 2 hours, and the service has been Pending. can you help me with it?
    Invoice: #1519131
    Thanks!

    Services are not provisioned instantly for this sale so as to have less broken VMs because SolusVm can't handle the volume quickly. Provisioning is staggered in locations where sales are heavy. If you VM shows paid and pending it will be created some time in the next 48 hours. It will probably be quite a bit less than that, but less than 48 hours is a number you can most likely count on.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022

    going off in 10 (

    me obviously, not Virbot)

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @user123 said: Bed time now. Cheers

    Have a good night sleep.

  • Services are not provisioned instantly for this sale so as to have less broken VMs because SolusVm can't handle the volume quickly. Provisioning is staggered in locations where sales are heavy. If you VM shows paid and pending it will be created some time in the next 48 hours. It will probably be quite a bit less than that, but less than 48 hours is a number you can most likely count on.

    You're so friendly, Thanks again!

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    the perfect idler

  • @FrankZ Some people mistakenly think you are VirMach staff ?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Please note, these services will not be created upon purchase. They will be created on a staggered basis and they should generally be delivered within an hour of purchase, however, in some cases, it may take longer.

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    Order Now or Forever Regret

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  • edited December 2022

    gogogogog

    $99.99 / year
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  • Amazing deal! $99.99 /yr

  • edited December 2022

    @FrankZ said:

    @user123 said: Bed time now. Cheers

    Have a good night sleep.

    I just came back for something and saw the $99.99 flash sale. LMAO

    $99.99 /yr
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  • Please note, these services will not be created upon purchase. We will be creating them on a staggered basis and they should generally be delivered within an hour of purchase, however, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $99.99 /yr

    KVM – AMAZING DEAL
    128MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    10GB SSD (NVMe)
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    LOS ANGELES, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. We have a strict zero tolerance abuse policy
    Order Now and Forever Regret

  • LIMITED OFFER
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    KVM – AMAZING DEAL
    128MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    10GB SSD (NVMe)
    10GB MONTHLY DATA
    LOS ANGELES, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    A rather weird one this. :p

  • @dgc1980 said:

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    the perfect idler

    Got one!

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    perfect scalper killa

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

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