[2022] ★ VirMach ★ RYZEN ★ NVMe ★★ The Epic Sales Offer Thread ★★

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  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2022

    @sh97 said: Would have bought it if it had 4GB ram..

    For the likes of modern bloated Magento, moar (sic) RAM is essential, though Woocommerce can run fine, if the rest is tuned well enough and openCart is usually ticketyboo. For my legacy osCmax, this is grand. :)

    My Xmas is made, as this deal is easily the best of my meager server collection (the freebie excepted). :D
    (It also rounds off my Virmach collection to a pleasing even number, 10.)

    Good luck y'all

    .. now where's that rDNS button? :p :bleep_bloop:

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • VirMach [298] 112% - $22.99 /yr

    4 vCores CPU
    2048MB RAM
    130GB Disk
    30720GB Transfer

    https://billing.virmach.com/cart.php?a=add&pid=222

    MIAMI, FL
    3 IP, 1 GIGABIT

    [12-27 19:45] * Out of Stock *
    noooooo,i miss it

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Please note, these services will not be created upon purchase. They will be created on a staggered basis and they should generally be delivered within an hour of purchase, however, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $10.11 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1011MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    25GB SSD (NVMe)
    2560GB MONTHLY DATA
    CHICAGO, IL LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022

    Please note, these services will not be created immediately upon purchase. They will be created on a staggered basis and they should generally be delivered within an hour of purchase, however, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $15.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    45GB SSD (NVMe)
    4608GB MONTHLY DATA
    ATLANTA, GA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @FAT32 said:
    How do you guys accept the fact that nothing lasts forever?

    If it lasted forever then in the 4th dimension it'd be pretty boring. For example I just changed the VirtBot formula and I have no idea how the prices are going to look but that's what makes it fear-inducing exciting.

    Tokyo migrations have been halted for now, we're starting to run low on stock so until we send in more servers .

  • @Jab said:
    Because I am too lazy to type my machine generated password on mobile - can someone take a look into Network Status and tell me if there is any update to FFM006 entry? B)

    Obligatory 1+ day outage first.

  • @VirMach said:

    @FAT32 said:
    How do you guys accept the fact that nothing lasts forever?

    If it lasted forever then in the 4th dimension it'd be pretty boring. For example I just changed the VirtBot formula and I have no idea how the prices are going to look but that's what makes it fear-inducing exciting.

    Tokyo migrations have been halted for now, we're starting to run low on stock so until we send in more servers .

    they look good for us location.
    i saw 10.11 8.88 some yoursunnylove prices.

  • @VirMach said: Tokyo migrations have been halted for now

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022

    Please note, these services will not be created immediately upon purchase, but will be done on a staggered basis and should generally be delivered within an hour.

    However, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $13.33 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1024MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    50GB SSD (NVMe)
    5120GB MONTHLY DATA
    AMSTERDAM, NL LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2022

    $13.33 /yr

    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1024MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    50GB SSD (NVMe)
    5120GB MONTHLY DATA
    AMSTERDAM, NL LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    @cybertech beat me to it. Sweet deal for someone.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @VirMach - ehab and I wanted to say thank you.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Please note, these services will not be created immediately upon purchase, but will be done on a staggered basis and should generally be delivered within an hour.

    However, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $20.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    4096MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    60GB SSD (NVMe)
    10240GB MONTHLY DATA
    SAN JOSE, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @VirMach and @FrankZ

    yes, thank both of you

  • sh97sh97 Top MJJ
    edited December 2022

    Dammit, paypal is getting declined, I have no idea why :(
    Aaaand OOS, FML :')
    Really wanted to get my hands on this one

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    LIMITED OFFER
    $20.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    4096MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    60GB SSD (NVMe)
    10240GB MONTHLY DATA
    SAN JOSE, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    Great deal. I think I am going to like this new VirBot adjustment.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022

    @sh97 said:

    Dammit, paypal is getting declined, I have no idea why :(
    Aaaand OOS, FML :')
    Really wanted to get my hands on this one

    i think what @FrankZ does is add funds in advance (i have no issue with PayPal though).

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Please note, these services will not be created immediately upon purchase, but will be done on a staggered basis and should generally be delivered within an hour.

    However, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $7.77 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    777MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    15GB SSD (NVMe)
    4096GB MONTHLY DATA
    MIAMI, FL LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @VirMach said:

    @Jab said:
    Because I am too lazy to type my machine generated password on mobile - can someone take a look into Network Status and tell me if there is any update to FFM006 entry? B)

    Obligatory 1+ day outage first.

    Sorry, can you help me see when the VPS will be activated? Ticket # 769813

  • Bought 2 deals so far and both deployed in under 5 minutes. Thank you @VirMach

  • @mbk said: Bought 2 deals so far and both deployed in under 5 minutes. Thank you @VirMach

    >
    You are lucky, I have been over 5 hours and still pending.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Please note, these services will not be created immediately upon purchase, but will be done on a staggered basis and should generally be delivered within an hour.

    However, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $15.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    35GB SSD (NVMe)
    3584GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @renranss said:

    Sorry, can you help me see when the VPS will be activated? Ticket # 769813

    From the OP

    Personal Order Status Updates? Look At My Ticket First?
    No. No. No. No.

    So Virmach is not going to answer you here. But I will...
    Your service will not be created upon purchase. They will be created on a staggered basis and they should generally be delivered within 48 hours of purchase.

  • @mbk said:
    Bought 2 deals so far and both deployed in under 5 minutes. Thank you @VirMach

    I have been over 48 hours and still pending. :/

    from google translate

  • @renranss said:

    @VirMach said:

    @Jab said:
    Because I am too lazy to type my machine generated password on mobile - can someone take a look into Network Status and tell me if there is any update to FFM006 entry? B)

    Obligatory 1+ day outage first.

    Sorry, can you help me see when the VPS will be activated? Ticket # 769813

    Sorry about that, it looks like the system still allowed you to order even though you have multiple accounts. Good thing you've boldly contacted us here. I've corrected this for you by marking both your accounts and cancelling/refunding. Let me know if I can be of further assistance.

    I urge anyone else in a similar situation to not wait and contact us immediately as well. This way instead of waiting maybe a few days and having the special activated, the same resolution can instead be bestowed upon you.

  • @Caxen said:

    @mbk said:
    Bought 2 deals so far and both deployed in under 5 minutes. Thank you @VirMach

    I have been over 48 hours and still pending. :/

    Order ID? I'd love to help you out as well.

  • Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

    Hail, Virmach,
    May the force of MJJ is with thee,
    Flash sale for Denver one more,

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  • @gogogo said:

    @mbk said: Bought 2 deals so far and both deployed in under 5 minutes. Thank you @VirMach

    >
    You are lucky, I have been over 5 hours and still pending.

    I am over 3 days waiting for some, but I will continue to wait and buy others in the meantime.

  • @VirMach said:

    @renranss said:

    @VirMach said:

    @Jab said:
    Because I am too lazy to type my machine generated password on mobile - can someone take a look into Network Status and tell me if there is any update to FFM006 entry? B)

    Obligatory 1+ day outage first.

    Sorry, can you help me see when the VPS will be activated? Ticket # 769813

    Sorry about that, it looks like the system still allowed you to order even though you have multiple accounts. Good thing you've boldly contacted us here. I've corrected this for you by marking both your accounts and cancelling/refunding. Let me know if I can be of further assistance.

    I urge anyone else in a similar situation to not wait and contact us immediately as well. This way instead of waiting maybe a few days and having the special activated, the same resolution can instead be bestowed upon you.

    I'm sorry, I can't place an order after you mark it. Is there any solution?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Please note, these services will not be created immediately upon purchase, but will be done on a staggered basis and should generally be delivered within an hour.

    However, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $10.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    2048GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Break time commercial

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @VirMach said: Order ID? I'd love to help you out as well.

    HI @VirMach,
    Invoice: #1519131
    Thanks!

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @VirMach said:

    @renranss said:
    Sorry, can you help me see when the VPS will be activated? Ticket # 769813

    Sorry about that, it looks like the system still allowed you to order even though you have multiple accounts. Good thing you've boldly contacted us here. I've corrected this for you by marking both your accounts and cancelling/refunding. Let me know if I can be of further assistance.

    I urge anyone else in a similar situation to not wait and contact us immediately as well. This way instead of waiting maybe a few days and having the special activated, the same resolution can instead be bestowed upon you.

    I tried to save them from themselves but you are merciless with you axe all powerful one.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @gogogo said:

    @VirMach said: Order ID? I'd love to help you out as well.

    HI @VirMach,
    Invoice: #1519131
    Thanks!

    Like sheep to the slaughter.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @gogogo said:

    @VirMach said: Order ID? I'd love to help you out as well.

    HI @VirMach,
    Invoice: #1519131
    Thanks!

    Like sheep to the slaughter.

    one person was asked for details = everyone post details :)

  • edited December 2022

    Just a joke :>

    Mod edit by FrankZ: You do realize that I quoted your post below so deleting it has no real effect on removing the invoice numbers from being seen by VirMach.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022

    another MJJ banned

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited December 2022

    When?

  • edited December 2022


    @VirMach looking glass SSL expired

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  • I love having the speedtest on the looking glass page. just tried the LAX one to check the cert and seen the speedtest.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2022

    @Selena said:

    PENDING Fuck

    You have to pay for them first before they will get activated.

  • edited December 2022

    @FrankZ said:

    @Selena said:

    PENDING Fuck

    You have to pay for them first before they will get activated.

    This is a misfortunate guy trying to express his thoughts and I helped him. :p

  • @VirMach said:

    @Caxen said:

    @mbk said:
    Bought 2 deals so far and both deployed in under 5 minutes. Thank you @VirMach

    I have been over 48 hours and still pending. :/

    Order ID? I'd love to help you out as well.

    I'm from China, but I don't want to be "marking accounts and cancelling/refunding", I want to keep using your servers.
    I just can't wait to get my Christmas present from Virmach, Sorry, my English is poor.

    from google translate

  • Nostalgia

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  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @Selena said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @Selena said:

    PENDING Fuck

    You have to pay for them first before they will get activated.

    This is a misfortunate guy trying to express his thoughts and I helped him. :p

    Tell the misfortunate guy he has to pay for them before they will get activated.

  • @Caxen said: my English is poor

    But your MJJ skills are finely tuned?
    /s

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @AlwaysSkint said:

    @Caxen said: my English is poor

    But your MJJ skills are finely tuned?
    /s

    Yo show some sympathy, not everybody has the privilege to be literate

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  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2022

    @FrankZ said: ..the misfortunate guy ..

    I wouldn't bother; with those posted invoice numbers, the investigative virbot will determine the proper outcome. ;)

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • edited December 2022

    @FrankZ said:

    @Selena said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @Selena said:

    PENDING Fuck

    You have to pay for them first before they will get activated.

    This is a misfortunate guy trying to express his thoughts and I helped him. :p

    Tell the misfortunate guy he has to pay for them before they will get activated.

    I think he has already paid for a service, but I only got this screenshot. I think we need to have some fun. ;)

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Please note, these services will not be created immediately upon purchase, but will be done on a staggered basis and should generally be delivered within an hour.

    However, in some cases, it may take longer.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $15.26 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1024MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    This special offer is not eligible for a refund. There is a strict zero tolerance abuse policy.

    Order Now or Forever Regret Missing Out

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

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