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  • All hell broke loose because @ehab decided to wear pants.

  • @vyas said:
    All hell broke loose because @ehab decided to wear pants.

    this is me always

    but one day

  • RIP ATLZ006 – my subscription just autorenewed and my internal service is down 🤣

  • Couldnt we imagine that Virmach just picked up the Atlanta servers and is driving them to a new location?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @JoeMerit said:
    Couldnt we imagine that Virmach just picked up the Atlanta servers and is driving them to a new location?

    of course you can

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    @JoeMerit said:
    Couldnt we imagine that Virmach just picked up the Atlanta servers and is driving them to a new location?

    Driving to Oklahoma

  • of course, the one service I paid full price for is still dead, 2 weeks later... I mean... I hope he's OK... but I don't think he is... time to shitcan these services... peace out bro, best of luck

  • @VirMach said: I’m just tired of those types of situations and did not want to spend a few hours coming here to rant about it. I also did not want to give the provider a reason to get upset should they have anyone lurking around here as that's happened in the past.
    [...]
    That's all that was and as I mentioned, I'm tired. I don't want to do physical migrations over it as we may have done in the past, we just have to accept it.

    The guy was too tired & lied down FOREVER... He has been offered help from other people here on this forum multiple times... 🤷 There is also a mindset problem: when a server is down, it just means that this "customer" lacks acceptance...

    Did anybody purchase the +$10/year support addon when buying a server from him?..

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • All my Virmach VPS are up and have been up for the past year, so I will be renewing everything.

  • msattmsatt ProviderOG

    @mockingbird said:
    All my Virmach VPS are up and have been up for the past year, so I will be renewing everything.

    Just like jumping off a cliff - you don't feel a thing........

    Get your FREE VPS if you develop Open Source software

  • I'm still in for a hundred bucks, though ATL at $23 of that is a pain.
    At least this year I'll reduce the number of VPS, which was the intention until last year's BF/CM/Flash deals. :|

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Woah storage server is back online!

  • @imok said:
    Woah storage server is back online!

    Hey you're right! Nice!

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator
    edited December 2025

    Canceled the cancelation request :P

    Now I want to pay the invoice to "unsuspend" the service.

    @VirMach whyyy you do this to me us?

    EDIT: What if Virmach is not the one powering on the servers? :cold_sweat:

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2025

    @imok said: Now I want to pay the invoice to "unsuspend" the service.

    I want to do this on my CHI VPS but only if it's confirmed I can actually access it. :s

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator
    edited December 2025

    Well… I paid the invoice and the service is now “unsuspended” (even though it was still accessible).

    What am I doing with my Christmas money?

    EDIT: Storage server is down again

  • @yoursunny said:
    If VirmAche does not resurface by Dec 10, we will cancel our remaining paid machine.
    NVMe2G-for-life will not be canceled, but with its 80% monthly, it ain't useful.

    4 days left.
    It's about time to write off VirmAche.

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  • msattmsatt ProviderOG

    I am happy to say another one cancelled today. I know it sounds strange (happy) but cancelling means less future hassle.

    Get your FREE VPS if you develop Open Source software

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    let's hope he's back for Christmas!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    was just considering to cancel my cancellation, then i looked into solusvm panel to reinstall os template - debian 12 is still in beta. decided to remain as is

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @cybertech said:
    let's hope he's back for Christmas!

    When will his tag be removed?

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • Does the absence of both Frankz and Virmach finally confirm that Frankz is Virmach ?

    That os, conspiracy theory proved right ??

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @vyas said:
    Does the absence of both Frankz and Virmach finally confirm that Frankz is Virmach ?

    That os, conspiracy theory proved right ??

    yes

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • Plot twist. Maybe Virmach is Iranian, was in the US on a H-1B visa, was rounded up, and deported due to 6 Jun, 2025 US immigration policy changes banning Iranian citizens. He might currently be attempting travel to Italy, regain access to his DC equipment, and is trying to restart his hosting company in Europe where immigration policy is more friendly.

  • @bmoto said:
    Plot twist. Maybe Virmach is Iranian, was in the US on a H-1B visa, was rounded up, and deported due to 6 Jun, 2025 US immigration policy changes banning Iranian citizens. He might currently be attempting travel to Italy, regain access to his DC equipment, and is trying to restart his hosting company in Europe where immigration policy is more friendly.

    He was spending time in California.

  • @virmach Where are you? Come back! It is impossible to live without you.

    @vyas I suspected those two gentlemen were cooperating because many times when someone complained the quality, Frankz asked for evidence, otherwise claiming it rumors, destroied virmach's reputation or something.

    I just want to enjoy the drama. Come back, I need you virmach.

    MicroLXC is lovable.

  • @bliss said:

    because many times when someone complained the quality, Frankz asked for evidence, otherwise claiming it rumors...

    How patently ridiculous. Claiming something was unproven just because there was no evidence.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    lol

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • So people in this thread have talked recently about their offline servers being put back online... can that happen without Virmach?

    Does a storage server just come back online by itself?

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Maybe a cat in the datacenter was playing with a cable and something happened.

  • @JoeMerit said:
    So people in this thread have talked recently about their offline servers being put back online... can that happen without Virmach?

    Does a storage server just come back online by itself?

    We can't say since we don't know why they went offline. If it was a networking / power issue on the data center side then possibly. It's also possible ( if unlikely ) that a host simply rebooted itself and spent several days fsck'ing a file-system before coming back online. That said, the more likely is that Virmach's out there somewhere ....

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @JoeMerit said:
    So people in this thread have talked recently about their offline servers being put back online... can that happen without Virmach?

    Does a storage server just come back online by itself?

    if the uptime is not reset, then it could be network related, which then can happen

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • Damn it, even deleting expired VPS instances is throwing errors.

    Let's see what happens. Maybe I should open a ticket in a few days?

  • @tulipyun said: Maybe I should open a ticket in a few days?

    Futile...

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • @JoeMerit said:
    So people in this thread have talked recently about their offline servers being put back online... can that happen without Virmach?

    Does a storage server just come back online by itself?

    Stardate 1302.8, San Francisco.

    Just as we're ready to shut the doors of yoursunny summer host sales office and spend the weekend with my snake collection, a customer rushed in.
    The customer shouted hurriedly: my storage server in Atlanta teeters at the edge, ping is unreachable, all my family memories are gone, can you help?

    We opened our sleepy eyes, downed a bottle of Red Bull, and immediately started helping this customer.
    We sent a robot to the garden where her storage server was located, and provisioned a new storage server in our Atlantis location.
    Within seconds, the robot found the original server and plugged into its USB port, and her precious data were being cloned to our infrastructure.
    At the same time, we were busy engraving a golden key card that contains a private key to decrypt the data.

    15 minutes later, data restoration was complete, and we opened up the portal room.
    The customer swiped the card, a colorful cloud appeared on the portal.
    Inside, there's a faint wall of text:

    MOAR
    MOAR
    MOAR
    MOAR
    MOAR

    She hesitated for a moment, muttered a few words like "YABS" and "routed /64", and then walked into the portal.
    As the cloud settled, she had been teleported to a dedicated black hole, and would live with her loving family for an eternity.

    We checked the accounting record, and saw her remain assets in this world consolidated to our company account.
    After all, once she entered the black hole, there's no way out, so she wouldn't need those assets anymore.

    The end.

    This article is published at https://yoursunny.com/t/2021/1302.8/

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • ^ Damn! Should've read it at bedtime. :|

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • vyasvyas OG
    edited December 2025

    First officer’s or Chief Medical officer’s log. Well presented @yoursunny

    log

    @yoursunny said:

    @JoeMerit said:
    So people in this thread have talked recently about their offline servers being put back online... can that happen without Virmach?

    Does a storage server just come back online by itself?

    Stardate 1302.8, San Francisco.

    Just as we're ready to shut the doors of yoursunny summer host sales office and spend the weekend with my snake collection, a customer rushed in.
    The customer shouted hurriedly: my storage server in Atlanta teeters at the edge, ping is unreachable, all my family memories are gone, can you help?

    We opened our sleepy eyes, downed a bottle of Red Bull, and immediately started helping this customer.
    We sent a robot to the garden where her storage server was located, and provisioned a new storage server in our Atlantis location.
    Within seconds, the robot found the original server and plugged into its USB port, and her precious data were being cloned to our infrastructure.
    At the same time, we were busy engraving a golden key card that contains a private key to decrypt the data.

    15 minutes later, data restoration was complete, and we opened up the portal room.
    The customer swiped the card, a colorful cloud appeared on the portal.
    Inside, there's a faint wall of text:

    MOAR
    MOAR
    MOAR
    MOAR
    MOAR

    She hesitated for a moment, muttered a few words like "YABS" and "routed /64", and then walked into the portal.
    As the cloud settled, she had been teleported to a dedicated black hole, and would live with her loving family for an eternity.

    We checked the accounting record, and saw her remain assets in this world consolidated to our company account.
    After all, once she entered the black hole, there's no way out, so she wouldn't need those assets anymore.

    The end.

    This article is published at https://yoursunny.com/t/2021/1302.8/

  • One of mine renewed. It cost less than a bag of popcorn at the movie theater.

  • @Brayvin said: It cost less than a bag of popcorn at the movie theater.

    That's the spirit! :D :+1:

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @AlwaysSkint said:

    @Brayvin said: It cost less than a bag of popcorn at the movie theater.

    That's the spirit! :D :+1:

    Therefore renewals and payments work.

  • Oh Atlanta! My ATLZ006 VPS just came back up:

    One of your uptime monitors is now UP.
    Monitor: xxxxxx
    Target: https://xxxxxx.com/
    Downtime: 1w 3 hr 9 min
    Noticed at: 2025-12-10 19:33:41 (UTC+00:00)

    Long live Virmach.

  • Dallas just came back to online. VPS was offline about 8 days. Uptime over 4 months, so that was network problem

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2025

    Yay! ATLZ009 is back - yippee!
    Server > Uptime: 24 days, 8:55
    Hetrix > Downtime: 1w 3 hr 8 min

    Yup, a network issue.
    Now I just need @Virmach to confirm that my CHI VM will be accessible/moved, so that I can pay the bill and get it reinstated..

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • edited December 2025

    @JDMcPea said:
    Oh Atlanta! My ATLZ006 VPS just came back up:

    One of your uptime monitors is now UP.
    Monitor: xxxxxx
    Target: https://xxxxxx.com/
    Downtime: 1w 3 hr 9 min
    Noticed at: 2025-12-10 19:33:41 (UTC+00:00)

    Long live Virmach.

    We were getting hundreds of alerts per week for the Los Angeles chicken, so we disabled the email alerts.

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  • @yoursunny said:

    We were getting hundreds of alerts per week for the Los Angeles chicken, so we disabled the email alerts.

    I used HetrixTools and enabled maintenance mode for the Los Angeles server, eliminating all those annoying alerts and preventing any impact on status updates for other servers.

  • @yoursunny said:

    @toor said:
    Has VirMach ever been away this long and during a BF/CM on top of it? I hope he's ok.

    VirmAche has been taken over by AI since two years ago.
    There's no longer a "he".
    The AI crashed due to chip shortage.

    Machines will keep running, but according to HostCram the hardware only lasts three years, so that they will be dead soon.

    If VirmAche does not resurface by Dec 10, we will cancel our remaining paid machine.
    NVMe2G-for-life will not be canceled, but with its 80% monthly uptime, it ain't useful.

    vps1 has been canceled; link to YABS.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • @yoursunny said:

    @yoursunny said:

    @toor said:
    Has VirMach ever been away this long and during a BF/CM on top of it? I hope he's ok.

    VirmAche has been taken over by AI since two years ago.
    There's no longer a "he".
    The AI crashed due to chip shortage.

    Machines will keep running, but according to HostCram the hardware only lasts three years, so that they will be dead soon.

    If VirmAche does not resurface by Dec 10, we will cancel our remaining paid machine.
    NVMe2G-for-life will not be canceled, but with its 80% monthly uptime, it ain't useful.

    vps1 has been canceled; link to YABS.

  • Was there a real need to quote those screenshots? :|

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • Which server shall we cancel next?

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