BandwagonHost charges Chinaman $50 per year for a LAX VPS 1 E5 vCore 512MB RAM 15GB Disk 500GB bandwidth They also provide $100 variant with 1GB RAM and 1TB bandwidth instead
Haven't read while ordering, so it is two years' price.
For that price, hit our sorry asses with whatever the chick you consider fit
@VirMach said: signing up for more disappointment for no real additional benefit.
@VirMach The certificate for https://vps.virmach.com has expired, you should check why the script isn't working properly anymore!
BTW, what's the status of DALZ004 and DALZ007? It's been two weeks since you last said servers have been racked, and we're SPECIALly looking forward to them lighting up.
BTW, what's the status of DALZ004 and DALZ007? It's been two weeks since you last said servers have been racked, and we're SPECIALly looking forward to them lighting up.
Yeah I know, I saw it the second the day rolled over. I'd say I've been working on it but I haven't but it's definitely on my important list of important things to do immediately.
@VirMach said:
As long as people understand they have no idea what they just bought outside of knowing it's non-refundable, then I'm okay with taking their money I guess. It'd be pretty funny if it was just a test product for IPv6 only, or dual E5 servers, or if there was some type of high risk mechanism people were unaware of because they have none of the accompanying text, or if this is a pre-order for 2025.
You're basically doubling down on the mystery since you don't even know the constraints right now and for most people that could be signing up for more disappointment for no real additional benefit.
Honestly, if it ends up being any of those things? Totally worth the $20 just to watch people's reaction lol. Bought it for the memes, I'm completely expecting something unusable and if I later get something that I can actually use it's a bonus.
BTW, what's the status of DALZ004 and DALZ007? It's been two weeks since you last said servers have been racked, and we're SPECIALly looking forward to them lighting up.
Yeah I know, I saw it the second the day rolled over. I'd say I've been working on it but I haven't but it's definitely on my important list of important things to do immediately.
I find it perplexing that you consistently overlook the inquiries regarding DALZ004 and DALZ007, especially given the valid concern that they were not restored 'this week,' as indicated by the latest network status on 11/7/23. It seems contradictory that you become upset and criticize individuals for not thoroughly reading the network status page and adhering to the specifics in your posts. Yet, there are instances where you conveniently neglect to provide updates to customers who have been patiently waiting for weeks, despite their requests, and these customers refrain from opening tickets in the support panel.
Chinaman gets a feelings that every year at this period, just right before the promotion, Virmach's CPU steal remains pretty low,
Don't know why that happened, perhaps to lure newcomers?
@Flying_Chinaman said:
Chinaman gets a feelings that every year at this period, just right before the promotion, Virmach's CPU steal remains pretty low,
Don't know why that happened, perhaps to lure newcomers?
@cybertech said: my AMS chicken has been 0.0st all year round.
But even Amazon Lightsail charges $3.5 per month at least and comes with old E5
Okay you mean Amsterdam, Chinaman has no biz on the EU continent
Preferred US west coast and Tokyo is crowed I suppose
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
@dyfkz1l said:
What is the difference between KVM and KVM Lite?
How do I check which one of them my chick is?
KVM Lite is what used to be our OpenVZ VPS. We kept some of the aspects of OpenVZ although it is on KVM. So for example, the disk amounts start off lower and the legacy KVM Lite plans can expand disk as needed, and new KVM Lite plans you just select disk amount. KVM Lite also lacks some of the features that KVM would normally provide, so no custom ISO mounts although we're slowly phasing that out anyway, and it's limited in locations as well as lower allowance on bursting. If it was purchased more recently or a long time ago on OpenVZ, it's also possible it's not 1Gbps port but lower.
Special offers were previously sold as OpenVZ and KVM, and then some were advertised as KVM Lite but they didn't actually have the disk expanding thing so they're just essentially all KVM specials. If you previous had an OpenVZ special then it'd be a KVM Lite special officially after it got moved over.
> @dyfkz1l said: KVM and KVM Lite KVM Lite 33% CPU load limit, higher IOPS limit, limited customer(no) support KVM 50% CPU load limit, lower IOPS limit, better customer(no) support
The vir-nerd said your disk limit is also based on your VPS disk size as well
@VirMach said: Short answer is that it doesn't really matter.
Really, that is different than your mention last time
Would don't you make a transparent and consistent policy?
@VirMach said:
KVM Lite is what used to be our OpenVZ VPS. We kept some of the aspects of OpenVZ although it is on KVM. So for example, the disk amounts start off lower and the legacy KVM Lite plans can expand disk as needed, and new KVM Lite plans you just select disk amount.
Short answer is that it doesn't really matter.
@Virmach I still have a 2018 one that was originally OVZ, which had the "honour system" disk increase button in the control panel.
It was originally sold as with 80GB sdd, but I only ever increased it to 35GB.
The button to increase it, disappeared some time back. And now it shows up and appears as just a normal 35GB in size.
Should I accept and approach it as now only 35GB for the rest of its life, or is it still possible and easy/reasonable to increase it to 80GB?
Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.
@wuyicheng538 said:
Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.
Weren't you suppose to open a ticket for re-creating the service in different place, without the data?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
@wuyicheng538 said:
Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.
Weren't you suppose to open a ticket for re-creating the service in different place, without the data?
@wuyicheng538 said:
Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.
@wuyicheng538 said:
Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.
you can choose not to renew
but ..... but ..... but that would make sense wouldn't it?
@wuyicheng538 said:
Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.
Weren't you suppose to open a ticket for re-creating the service in different place, without the data?
As I understand it, services marked as "special" are not in the queue where VMs can be recreated, am I correct?
From the information on the recent server status page, I'm guessing that virmach is experiencing "limited support" issues with DC. Otherwise I find it hard to imagine that clicking the power button, changing the routing table and flushing the VM IPs would take weeks with no progress.
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E5 for $20 is fine, as long as it is Tokyo E5
BandwagonHost charges Chinaman $50 per year for a LAX VPS
1 E5 vCore
512MB RAM
15GB Disk
500GB bandwidth
They also provide $100 variant with 1GB RAM and 1TB bandwidth instead
Haven't read while ordering, so it is two years' price.
For that price, hit our sorry asses with whatever the chick you consider fit
We are masochists after all, aren't we?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
such is life.
*John Wick's concierge vibe*
Ontario Dildo Inspector
@VirMach The certificate for https://vps.virmach.com has expired, you should check why the script isn't working properly anymore!
BTW, what's the status of DALZ004 and DALZ007? It's been two weeks since you last said servers have been racked, and we're SPECIALly looking forward to them lighting up.
MJJs used spambots to register over 30,000 free domains in one hour! AMAZING!
Free domains, where?!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Are you a MJJ too?
everyone loves free things, not just Mjj.
If I was an MJJ I would already know where to get free domains! (-:
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Seems like mjj have all the fun and get the best deals. It may be time to convert.
Yeah I know, I saw it the second the day rolled over. I'd say I've been working on it but I haven't but it's definitely on my important list of important things to do immediately.
Why I can no longer change my email
Ontario Dildo Inspector
He doesn't want you to fall through the cracks.
because your address in China is very complete.
and your name so realistic!
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Honestly, if it ends up being any of those things? Totally worth the $20 just to watch people's reaction lol. Bought it for the memes, I'm completely expecting something unusable and if I later get something that I can actually use it's a bonus.
I find it perplexing that you consistently overlook the inquiries regarding DALZ004 and DALZ007, especially given the valid concern that they were not restored 'this week,' as indicated by the latest network status on 11/7/23. It seems contradictory that you become upset and criticize individuals for not thoroughly reading the network status page and adhering to the specifics in your posts. Yet, there are instances where you conveniently neglect to provide updates to customers who have been patiently waiting for weeks, despite their requests, and these customers refrain from opening tickets in the support panel.
i saw this
and just thought of
@Flying_Chinaman
Cum'on I won't fuck a DP port, maybe it is a fetish of @AuroraZero
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Hey man I don't judge you and your scat fetish you leave my DP ports alone!!!!
The Yeti has left the building.
@TheDP?
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
Renew https://virmach.win/ or let expire?
yabs daddy
Does it come with a free snuggly?
@Fat32 I am game if the big boy is
The Yeti has left the building.
How about leaving @TheDP ‘s ports alone… while we are on the topic
edited
blog archives
Buuuut it's fun not to waaaaahhhh!!!!
The Yeti has left the building.
Chinaman gets a feelings that every year at this period, just right before the promotion, Virmach's CPU steal remains pretty low,
Don't know why that happened, perhaps to lure newcomers?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
my AMS chicken has been 0.0st all year round.
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
But even Amazon Lightsail charges $3.5 per month at least and comes with old E5
Okay you mean Amsterdam, Chinaman has no biz on the EU continent
Preferred US west coast and Tokyo is crowed I suppose
Ontario Dildo Inspector
What is the difference between KVM and KVM Lite?
How do I check which one of them my chick is?
Shhh, FFS!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
KVM Lite is what used to be our OpenVZ VPS. We kept some of the aspects of OpenVZ although it is on KVM. So for example, the disk amounts start off lower and the legacy KVM Lite plans can expand disk as needed, and new KVM Lite plans you just select disk amount. KVM Lite also lacks some of the features that KVM would normally provide, so no custom ISO mounts although we're slowly phasing that out anyway, and it's limited in locations as well as lower allowance on bursting. If it was purchased more recently or a long time ago on OpenVZ, it's also possible it's not 1Gbps port but lower.
Special offers were previously sold as OpenVZ and KVM, and then some were advertised as KVM Lite but they didn't actually have the disk expanding thing so they're just essentially all KVM specials. If you previous had an OpenVZ special then it'd be a KVM Lite special officially after it got moved over.
Short answer is that it doesn't really matter.
Yo boss, does it relate to the https://virmach[dot]rip/ ?
> @dyfkz1l said: KVM and KVM Lite
KVM Lite 33% CPU load limit, higher IOPS limit, limited customer(no) support
KVM 50% CPU load limit, lower IOPS limit, better customer(no) support
The vir-nerd said your disk limit is also based on your VPS disk size as well
Really, that is different than your mention last time
Would don't you make a transparent and consistent policy?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Well if you're comparing one unofficial statement to another then I'd unofficially say it doesn't unofficially matter.
Am i late for the mystery box? How to order?
original comment mentioning it has been removed, but sent a PM, buy at own risk
Thanks
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Ontario Dildo Inspector
I just had this dream:
I woke up from this dream when I'm about to choose the location.
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
Yo, what's your problem with Tokyo?
Anyway, that's your wonderland
Ontario Dildo Inspector
@Virmach I still have a 2018 one that was originally OVZ, which had the "honour system" disk increase button in the control panel.
It was originally sold as with 80GB sdd, but I only ever increased it to 35GB.
The button to increase it, disappeared some time back. And now it shows up and appears as just a normal 35GB in size.
Should I accept and approach it as now only 35GB for the rest of its life, or is it still possible and easy/reasonable to increase it to 80GB?
@VirMach by the way, you mentioned you want to get married, and lure your wife to take care of your biz, so any progress so far?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Keep dreaming some day it may happen. Just to let you know mom boob doesn't count.
The Yeti has left the building.
O' we will see, Chinaman will find his Becky,
But for now, immigration comes first
I thought it is inappropriate to post outside the cesspit, but here it goes the origin meme anyway
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Keep dreaming some day it may happen. Just to let you know mom boob doesn't count.> @Flying_Chinaman said:
No Becky for you!!!
Come back ten year!!
The Yeti has left the building.
Black Friday is here, but DALZ004 and DALZ007, which have been offline for more than three months, still show no signs of recovery.
I suspect @virmach is not seriously addressing this issue and is instead putting all his energy into Black Friday marketing.
Oh, poor DALZ users have become abandoned users.
Weren't you suppose to open a ticket for re-creating the service in different place, without the data?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
N/A for Flash VPS and BF Sales
you can choose not to renew
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
but ..... but ..... but that would make sense wouldn't it?
The Yeti has left the building.
A blast from the past, just for fun:
As I understand it, services marked as "special" are not in the queue where VMs can be recreated, am I correct?
From the information on the recent server status page, I'm guessing that virmach is experiencing "limited support" issues with DC. Otherwise I find it hard to imagine that clicking the power button, changing the routing table and flushing the VM IPs would take weeks with no progress.