[2022] ★ VirMach ★ RYZEN ★ NVMe ★★ The Epic Sales Offer Thread ★★

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  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited December 2022

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Chinaman's daily cliche, will there be Denver FS under $10 today?

    Mod Edit: removed screenshot of other provider's offer in Denver.
    Come on Franz, both us know the upstream of Denver DC is Dedipath

    I flagged my removal of your screenshot and moved the stupid comment I made afterward to the staff area for admin review.
    The comment was over the top. I admit it was wrong.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @SocksAreComfortable said:
    I don't actually remember what the specs were on the deal I bought, lol, and it's been pending for 3 days so still waiting to find out. But it was pretty good, I remember that much!

    are you planning to use the vps to host

    socks e-shop?

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @cybertech said:

    @SocksAreComfortable said:
    I don't actually remember what the specs were on the deal I bought, lol, and it's been pending for 3 days so still waiting to find out. But it was pretty good, I remember that much!

    are you planning to use the vps to host

    socks e-shop?

    Oooooo Yeti's always need socks

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • @AuroraZero said:

    @cybertech said:

    are you planning to use the vps to host

    socks e-shop?

    Oooooo Yeti's always need socks

    BRB going to register VirSocks.com

  • @SocksAreComfortable said:
    I don't actually remember what the specs were on the deal I bought, lol, and it's been pending for 3 days so still waiting to find out. But it was pretty good, I remember that much!

    So it'll be like opening a surprise Xmas gift when it finally gets activated! =)

  • @ZA_capetown said:

    @SocksAreComfortable said:
    I don't actually remember what the specs were on the deal I bought, lol, and it's been pending for 3 days so still waiting to find out. But it was pretty good, I remember that much!

    So it'll be like opening a surprise 2024 Xmas gift when it finally gets activated! =)

    :p

  • @ZA_capetown said:
    So it'll be like opening a surprise Xmas gift when it finally gets activated! =)

    I hope this is not next year's Xmas gift!! =)

    from google translate

  • edited December 2022

    May be misleading, there is no Tokyo setup fee for customization now!

    Emm... also Interesting, Denver is more popular than Tokyo?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @cybertech said:

    @SocksAreComfortable said:
    I don't actually remember what the specs were on the deal I bought, lol, and it's been pending for 3 days so still waiting to find out. But it was pretty good, I remember that much!

    are you planning to use the vps to host

    socks e-shop?

    Related threads:

    1. Socks,Socks,Socks . Leave a comment and participate in free giveaway of pretty nice socks by @Chievo
    2. Missing. Where is @Chievo? by @imok

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • I just bought a vps (see below)and paid successfully. Pending is displayed after payment. After a while, I refreshed the page and found that the vps I just bought disappeared. instead, a 11.65$annually in my cart. please check it and help restore my vps.thank you very much!
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    VirMach [535] 64% - $16.15 /yr!
    1 vCore CPU
    1109MB RAM
    55GB Disk
    5632GB Transfer
    CHICAGO, IL
    1 IP, 1 GIGABIT

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    LIMITED OFFER
    $36.07 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    3242MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    70GB SSD (NVMe)
    7168GB MONTHLY DATA
    ATLANTA, GA LOCATION
    2 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    ^

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited December 2022

    @maohai said: VirMach [535] 64% - $16.15 /yr!
    1 vCore CPU
    1109MB RAM
    55GB Disk
    5632GB Transfer
    CHICAGO, IL
    1 IP, 1 GIGABIT

    You should at least @VirMach for bill support on low-end help desk


    With all due curiosity, which telegram channel?
    How the discounted 64% is calculated?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    With all due curiosity, which telegram channel?
    How the discounted price 64% is calculated?

    https://t.me/monitor_virmach

    from google translate

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited December 2022

    Affecting Server - SolusVM

    12/09/2022 22:18 Last Updated 12/29/2022 04:05
    This issue affects a server that may impact your services
    Current nodes facing disk-related issues:

    The following servers are being looked into together as they have similar issues related to one or more NVMe SSDs.

    NYCB009 - Back online
    NYCB041 - Rebooting
    SEAZ010 - Repeated issue
    FFME006 - Attempting reboot
    LAX2Z020 - Rebooting
    LAXA029 - Rebooting
    TYOC036
    Extended outage:

    LAXA014 is still having problems for the remainder of customers on the node. We've already extended service by approximately 6 months.

    TPAZ005 is still being looked at, and running into complications. You'll be credited and we are still attempting to retrieve data.

    The node that was decommissioned in Atlanta already had services recreated, and the details are sent via e-mail. We're working on retrieving data and will update this network issue with a link to retrieve data.

    Update: we should be contacting you today regarding your service, for the above two nodes.

    The only solution I accept for TPAZ005 downtime is a Kioxia SSD to my doorstep so I can store my porn there!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • edited December 2022

    Can someone beat up the Virbot? Increasingly unsavory Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ...

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • relax ... close your electronics and do some exercise.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Guess time for another commercial break

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • When will the BOOM deals begin?

  • @Jab said:
    The only solution I accept for TPAZ005 downtime is a Kioxia SSD to my doorstep so I can store my porn there!

    XPG drive only!

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  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    @yoursunny said: XPG drive only!

    Ah fuck, it was XPG.
    Yes, XPG good enough for storing porn too.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @Jab said:

    @yoursunny said: XPG drive only!

    Ah fuck, it was XPG.
    Yes, XPG good enough for storing porn too.

    especially if you like to fast forward like i do.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    LIMITED OFFER
    $16.51 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1664MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    20GB SSD (NVMe)
    2048GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Did I miss anything good?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    LIMITED OFFER
    $15.26 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    938MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    @imok hurry!!!!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • Hey,the server I purchased has not been activated for 6 days.
    Invoice 1517495
    @VirMach

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    edited December 2022
    LIMITED OFFER
    $28.86 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2218MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    35GB SSD (NVMe)
    3584GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    2 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    hurry

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited December 2022

    @A1s2 said:

    Hey,the server I purchased has not been activated for 6 days.
    Invoice 1517495
    @VirMach

    I think that server is still having issues, I got a pending one for that offer too.

  • @imok said:
    Did I miss anything good?

    no

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    LIMITED OFFER
    $20.53 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1194MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    NYC METRO, NJ LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    WAYWF

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @soulchief said:
    @A1s2 said:

    Hey,the server I purchased has not been activated for 6 days.
    Invoice 1517495
    @VirMach

    I think that server is still having issues, I got a pending one for that offer too.

    A lot of them are stuck for various reasons, not from a lack of trying and not necessarily due to server problems but I've definitely been dealing with a lot of that as well.

    Hopefully I can push most if not all of them through by tomorrow.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365
    LIMITED OFFER
    $36.91 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1280MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    135GB SSD (NVMe)
    1856GB MONTHLY DATA
    SAN JOSE, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    BOOM...?

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • Looks like the new price formula was kind of gross, I'll do a round of quick inputting new prices for the next couple hours of deals and then try to fix it, but the crowd going mild for these deals has bought us some needed time over the last few days.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited December 2022

    and VirMach drop hot shit ASAP :D

    LIMITED OFFER
    $10.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1109MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    TAMPA, FL LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • Here we gooooooooooooo

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited December 2022

    New deal!

    Half the specs, same price :trollface:
    You little troll

    LIMITED OFFER
    $10.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1227MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    15GB SSD (NVMe)
    1536GB MONTHLY DATA
    TAMPA, FL LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • Next should be double specs, same price

  • edited December 2022

    @VirMach said:
    Looks like the new price formula was kind of gross, I'll do a round of quick inputting new prices for the next couple hours of deals and then try to fix it, but the crowd going mild for these deals has bought us some needed time over the last few days.

    Come on Virmach boy, give Virbot a flying kick!

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • Do you guys like my new highscore? It even includes a photo of me running away before it implodes.

  • edited December 2022

    @VirMach said: for the next couple hours of deals

    noooo,i have to go to bed,will i miss great deals

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    MOARRRRRRRRR

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @VirMach said:
    the crowd going mild for these deals has bought us some needed time over the last few days.

    We guess 941 tickets pending (including autogenerated IPv6 requests).
    Fulfill them before releasing dealz of the year.

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  • @VirMach said:

    Do you guys like my new highscore? It even includes a photo of me running away before it implodes.

    Boss, I mistakenly bought the 11 core promotion plan. After payment, the order was cancelled, but there was no refund. Do I need to be patient

  • @xinyu said:

    @VirMach said:

    Do you guys like my new highscore? It even includes a photo of me running away before it implodes.

    Boss, I mistakenly bought the 11 core promotion plan. After payment, the order was cancelled, but there was no refund. Do I need to be patient

    Cancelled and refunded or cancelled? I'll help you out as soon as you tell me how quoting random posts works versus making a new comment without quoting it.

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited December 2022

    specs between those two deals, different location, same price.

    LIMITED OFFER
    $10.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1024MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    25GB SSD (NVMe)
    2560GB MONTHLY DATA
    SEATTLE, WA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    VirMach is trying to gather money for some coffee to order, everything for 10$.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • Damn, missed that 2 vCORE Tampa deal. Would have jumped on that.

  • Is there possible set next flash sale at Frankfurt?
    Like 2core2g ram25ssd 1024bandwidth or more and have a nice price!

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027
    edited December 2022

    @rpollestad said: Damn, missed that 2 vCORE Tampa deal. Would have jumped on that.

    GO FAST SEESM TO BE BACK

    LIMITED OFFER
    $10.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1109MB DDR4 RAM
    2 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    25GB SSD (NVMe)
    2560GB MONTHLY DATA
    TAMPA, FL LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    @VirMach you sure everything was supposed to be 10.00? Didn't you fuckup the parameters/formula somehow? :D

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

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